episode_0399

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“No, no no no… Wait a minute…”

He’s troubled because he’s having too much sex with them?

He doesn’t know how to reduce the frequency?

…In fact, he wants to do it even more, but he’s worried Hayoon and Jiyoon might be exhausted?

What the hell is this guy thinking?

Why is he asking me something like that?

No, no… I get that having too much sex with Hayoon and Jiyoon is the issue here.

But why, of all people, is he asking me?

Even if he asks me, there’s no way I’d know how to solve it.

Because, well, I’ve never…

…I’ve never even done it once with my boyfriend.

…Oh, right. Now that I think about it, Seo Woojin mentioned something like this before.

He probably asked me because he thought someone who’s been in a long-term relationship might have gone through a similar phase.

If I calmly retrace the situation, I can kind of see how this awkward topic came up.

But.

“……”

I don’t know, okay?

Even when other friends come to me for advice about their boyfriend troubles…

I can’t exactly say I have no experience, so I just cobble together whatever I’ve read online and give them half-baked advice.

“Sigh…”

And now, in the middle of all this, he wants me to tell him how to reduce how often he has sex?

…Sorry, pal.

I’ve never gone at it like crazy with a boyfriend.

I don’t even have experience to begin with.

I doubt I can give you any proper advice.

What the hell am I supposed to do here?

“…So, you’re saying you’re worried because you’re doing it too often with your girlfriends…?”

“…It’s a little embarrassing. To ask for advice about something like this.”

“It’s fine. I was caught off guard too, but…”

I saw how hesitant he was before bringing it up, so I can kind of understand how he feels.

If I had gone through a phase like that with Baek Jiho and somehow resolved it, maybe I could’ve given him some advice.

But outright saying, “Sorry, but I’ve never even had sex before”…

That’d just make things weird.

Because then it’d be obvious that someone between me and Baek Jiho has… issues in that department.

It’s something we’ll figure out eventually, but I don’t want that kind of misunderstanding.

And I definitely don’t want to talk about the mistake I made with Baek Jiho.

So, the most plausible option left is this:

Do what I always do—pretend to know what I’m talking about and spit out some meaningless advice.

Given our long-term relationship background, even if my advice sounds a little odd, he’ll probably just assume, “Oh, so that’s how they handled it.”

Let’s give it a shot.

“…Well, just how often are you doing it for it to be a problem?”

Ahem. Clearing my throat, I decided to start by asking Woojin about the root of his problem.

From what I’ve heard, most guys start having a really hard time after the second or third round in a row.

I don’t know the details, but apparently, it gets sore down there, and getting it up again is pretty tough…

But that’s only when it’s consecutive, right?

Plus, Woojin himself said he’s doing it too much.

If we assume they do it, take a break, do it again, take another break…

Six times?

Seven?

Around that range?

If we estimate about 15 minutes per session… and add in some reasonable break time…

That’s a whopping two hours of pure sex every single day.

Of course, this is based on vague knowledge from porn, so it’s not exact—just an example.

But yeah, at that rate, even if Hayoon and Jiyoon take turns, they’d still be exhausted.

Most cardio workouts don’t even last more than an hour, but two hours of sex?

And how many condoms is he even going through…?

I was doing my best to look composed, resting my chin on my hand with a bored expression, when—

“I’m not sure about the exact number… but it feels like four or five hours every day.”

“……”

“Of course, it’s not just sex the whole time… Hayoon and Jiyoon get tired, so we take breaks, drink water, use hands or mouths… That time is included too.”

The KakaoTalk message I saw at 3 AM on Sunday morning.

It came to mind belatedly, making my stupid eyelids blink like an idiot.

“…Th-That is a lot. …Four or five hours…”

“Even I think my sex drive is a little high… It always ends up like that.”

“Even in porn, that’s… No, at that point, wouldn’t you just—”

“It doesn’t… hurt. No.”

“Ah, uh…”

That’s not just a little excessive.

On weekends, maybe, but on weekdays, that’s basically nothing but sex from the moment school ends.

And the fact that he wants to do it even more but holds back because he’s worried about them? At this point, I’m half-convinced he’s just messing with me.

But Woojin’s expression was filled with genuine concern—and an awkward attempt to hide his embarrassment—so…

Instead of slamming the desk and yelling, “Stop joking around!”, I forced myself to stay calm.

If I’d caught even a hint that he was holding back laughter, I would’ve dropkicked him without mercy.

“Well, you did have a sex partner following you around last time, so…”

“……”

“Anyway, have you tried making an effort to cut back?”

“…I know I do it a lot, but I don’t want to reduce it… This is the first time I’ve even tried to.”

“Honesty is appreciated, but you’re more selfish than I thought.”

“Can’t deny that… But you’ve been through it too, so you know how it is. It just feels too good, right?”

“…Uh, well…”

“…”

I wouldn’t know.

The most I’ve done is poke around the entrance with a finger.

But the person sitting here right now is Seol Dabin, the girl who’s had so much sex with her boyfriend she’s sick of it.

So I just nodded slowly, filling in the gaps with imagination.

Saying, “It’s not that great for women, though” would’ve made me sound too inexperienced.

…Especially after what Hayoon said when she was drunk yesterday.

“So, you’ve just been mindlessly enjoying it until now, but suddenly you want to cut back. Why?”

“Hmm… I guess because it’s starting to affect daily life.”

“Daily life?”

“…I could give an example, but I feel like you’d get mad the second you hear it.”

“What is it? I won’t get mad, so just say it.”

“Then… Remember what happened Sunday morning?”

Something immediately came to mind.

The KakaoTalk message sent at 3 AM—the same one I’d just been thinking about.

“You mean how you were having sex with Hayoon until 3 AM and ended up running late?”

“…Yeah. We ended up falling asleep way later than usual.”

If you knew that, you should’ve at least tried to hold back when you went at Hayoon like an animal just hours after making an appointment with me.

A sharp retort rose to my throat, but I swallowed it.

He must’ve struggled to control his urges too, which is why he came to me for advice.

…So, what now?

Letting out a sigh, I straightened my posture and offered the simplest solution that came to mind.

“Just masturbate more or something.”

“If that worked, I wouldn’t have asked for advice.”

“…M-Masturbation satisfies the same urges, so why wouldn’t it work?”

“It’s nowhere near as satisfying as the real thing. I can’t just jerk off all day.”

“Ugh…”

The internet says masturbation feels better than sex, though.

But I can’t exactly argue with someone who has way more experience than me.

…Is sex really that good? I’ll save that little curiosity for later.

Clearing my throat pointlessly, I spoke more firmly.

“But there’s no other way. …Masturbate.”

“……”

Well, that’s not entirely true.

Other “ideas” are pretty much impossible anyway.

The only real option is masturbation, which is why I said it.

But there is a more concrete solution than just telling him to “suck it up and jerk off at home.”

It’s just…

I really don’t like that method.

“Is there really no other way…?”

“Hayoon and Jiyoon are exhausted because of you. Because you do it too much.”

“…I know, but.”

“Then the only option is for you to control yourself. Especially if it’s affecting your daily life…”

He said it’s because Hayoon and Jiyoon are struggling.

And that the time includes breaks.

…If only he could find a sex partner with a libido as strong as his.

Someone who could keep up with his insane stamina without needing breaks.

Wouldn’t that solve the problem?

Like that girl who asked if he fought with his girlfriend earlier.

She’s too scared to talk to real guys and just reads lewd 2D manga all day… She’d probably be very interested.

If someone like that threw herself at Woojin, maybe his four-to-five-hour sessions could be shortened a bit.

But the problem is that this only solves the issue with a sex partner.

Not a loving relationship—just someone who wants his body.

Having that kind of arrangement is already sketchy, but on top of that, it’d have to be completely hidden from everyone.

Hayoon and Jiyoon would never accept a sex partner.

No one close to them would ever accept a sex partner.

Meaning, it’d have to be a secret known only to Woojin and the girl.

But even if it’s a secret, could they really keep it under wraps?

If another girl starts clinging to Woojin, wouldn’t people suspect cheating?

There are way too many hurdles.

To summarize:

1. She’d have to be a total nympho who’s fine with just satisfying urges. 2. She’d have to be someone who wouldn’t raise suspicion even if seen with Woojin often. 3. She’d have to be someone who could completely keep their relationship a secret.

If—hypothetically—he had to get a sex partner, she’d need to meet all these conditions.

But a girl like that…

“……”

The only one who kinda fits 2 and 3 is Jiyoon.

…Doesn’t exist.

“…So, you’ve never had a phase where you did it a lot with your boyfriend?”

“……”

“Seol Dabin.”

“…Ah, yes?”

“Since you’ve been together since you were young, I was wondering if you ever went through a similar phase. Honestly, this was pretty much the reason I asked for advice in the first place… I wanted to hear how you handled it.”

“Y-Yeah, there was… A short phase when we were younger… It just got boring after a few days…”

“…So it did happen.”

“…We never went for five hours, though.”

“I guess the only solution is time, then.”

“…Probably. These days, we only do it… occasionally…”

“…Occasionally.”

“……”

Maybe he was frustrated that there was no solution.

Woojin frowned slightly before letting out a rough sigh.

After apologizing for not being much help, I slowly got up and left the infirmary.

“…Hah.”

My mind feels strangely unsettled.

Probably because of the weird topic we just discussed.

I let out another pointless cough—something that’s been happening a lot today—when I spotted a girl walking nearby.

I immediately ducked out of sight.

“……”

I could’ve just walked to the training hall like normal.

Why did I do that?

…I’m not really sure.