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Elemental festival!

Yuso means the first night, with the letter night in the upper circle, and is the day when the first full moon of the new year appears, that is, the first full moon on the 15th day of the first month.

Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with the Western English word ‘won’ (一).

It’s just a holiday called the first full moon in Cheong’s hometown.

For Central Plains people, Yuanjeol is the end of the New Year holidays.

There’s nothing much to do once January comes around anyway.

On the first day of the new year, we have been eating, playing, and reveling ever since the Lunar New Year, and when lanterns symbolizing the full moon are hung all over the streets and shine brightly, we realize that today is the Lunar New Year Festival.

Then you will realize that today is the end of the holidays and the end of the big New Year’s party.

However, Cheong is interested in the elements themselves rather than the elements themselves.

Wonwon is a honey rice cake eaten on Wonsojeol.

Usually, this element is boiled and eaten as rice cake soup.

Tteokguk is rice cake soup, but the rice cake is honey rice cake.

Usually, honey rice cake is made with sugar and sesame seeds, and depending on the region, honey rice cake with red bean paste or bean paste is boiled into a transparent soup.

Honey rice cake in clear meat soup.

The Qing Dynasty was appalled by the atrocities of the Chinese people.

No, how, my God!

How can you put honey rice cake in meat soup?

I can never forgive you!

Food like this should never exist in this world!

Honey rice cake should not be in meat soup! This is absolutely ridiculous!

So we have to get rid of it all!

With a burning sense of duty, I chewed and swallowed the whole thing, sacrificing my entire body so that this terrible food would no longer exist in the world.

I would say it was a very noble sacrifice, and a sweet and salty sacrifice at that.

It is a festival to pray for abundance.

After all the disciples ate, all the remaining elements were removed from the world, and the upper abdomen, which contained all the food, rose as high as Mount Tai.

“As expected, brother! This Unaram, shamelessly only ate two bowls! After all, how broad is the bowl of the next best person in the world! How can a human body empty seven bowls of elements! Truly a miracle! Truly a wonder! Look at this majestic ship!! The majestic Mount Tai that will make all the five evil spirits in the central plains bow their heads in shame! skyscraper! The majesty of reaching the sky! This Unaram! I’m overwhelmed!”

As Cheong sat down on his bed after eating his fill, Woo Na-ram shouted excitedly next to him.

Hearing this, Cheong feels a little strange.

What is it? I feel a little tired.

“You mean it well, right… … ?”

“Of course! Meals are battles! Battle comes soon! Traditionally, what a person eats forms the body, so eating is the body! Isn’t the body a meal? Brother’s strength! Now that you have seen the secret! This is an inhumane amount of food! Isn’t it coming from an inhumane amount of food?!!”

“Seup. I think it’s true that Meg is right.”

“But, girl Unaram!! I have a request for you! Can I just touch that huge bag of food with my hands just once!? It’s because I couldn’t believe it when I saw it with my own eyes!”

In fact, Cheong is in a pretty good mood.

My stomach is full and my body feels comfortable.

So, I want to touch my stomach.

“If you touch it gently. Don’t press it. What you eat rises.”

“Glory! It’s an honor!”

Una-ram carefully reaches out his hand and strokes Cheong’s plump and plump upper abdomen.

It was a very careful touch, as if he was stroking a pregnant woman’s stomach.

Then, all of a sudden, his hand gradually moves up, and he cannot bear the tickling sensation of the fingertips being gently rubbed, and ends up making a frivolous noise.

“Miss, Naram? That’s not a ship, is it? In human terms, is there anything you ate there?”

“Oh! Without even realizing it! Because there are three mountain-like peaks connected together! I thought it was a mountain range! But isn’t it so grand that all the food is served in the chest!”

Cheong tilted his head.

What is a pectoralis major? Two heads on chest? Chest head? oh. This again.

“ Indeed! If you keep pushing food into your stomach like this until it’s about to explode, you can hold two massive heads in your chest!”

Cheong’s eyes narrowed.

“Don’t you keep mentioning your triceps?”

“Oh, excuse me! Excuse me! This Unaram! I will celebrate the Khitan Festival of apology!! Yay!!”

Unaram immediately stood up with both arms.

But the Khitan Festival should only happen once or twice. If you watch it three or four times a day, you won’t be impressed.

However, Unaram suddenly shouted desperately.

“Brother! I’m sorry! Whoop. The girl ate a lot!!! I can’t stand the reflux, so would it be okay if I replaced it with a regular bow? ”

“Hmm. I do a lot of different things.”

In the end, Una-ram (30 years old) knelt down and raised his hand and spoke in a gloomy manner.

“The girl tells me honestly, I can’t help but praise my brother’s beautiful breasts. The best nickname in the world suits my brother best. The Han people say that big breasts are vulgar, but to the Zhuang people, a woman’s big breasts are an indescribable beauty. Even though it has a great majesty and even its appearance is beautiful, every time I see this Unaram, it is wonderful and mysterious, and my respect naturally rises. I can’t stand this burning respect, it just seems to keep coming out… … .”

It wasn’t a reversal, it was a confession that I couldn’t bear it anymore.

Well, after hanging out with her for a little over 15 days, I clearly knew that this athletic girl did not have the personality to make people pick on her.

Should I just say that she is a very rude woman?

In this way, the night of Yuanjeoljeol deepens.

Surprisingly, the Qing is now carrying out the duties of the Murim Alliance well.

Didn’t even the master say that it was a mission to go to Gyerim Swordsman, have fun, and come back, be treated well, and have a good rest?

It seemed like Cheong successfully completed his mission again today.

Another reminder is sent under the guise of Yeonseo.

“Are you planning on keeping your promise?

Congratulations, I will wait for you in the peony room.”

Today’s activities are not over yet.

—-

Namnyeong Jeil Guesthouse Yonggungnu was overflowing with people today as well.

As if it was the last day of the holiday, they were trying to get rid of all the unfinished business, so all the tables on the first floor were sold out, and there was a lot of chatter and chatter.

“Haha, brothers, I will offer you another meal! On such a great day, with the brothers I respect the most, what could be better than this? In that sense, may I raise a toast for the small offering?”

“Then, how can we not receive a toast from our youngest?”

“Okay then, hmm. For the eternal friendship of the Cheonghao Association!”

“For!” “For!” “For!” “For!”

Didn’t you hear something familiar?

what? I feel like the numbers are wrong?

Is it because of my mood?

Cheong tilted his head and climbed the stairs.

The Dragon King’s Chamber that the Qing captured last time had seven floors.

The plum room built by Sasa Boyeol is on the sixth floor.

And the Peony Room where Cheong is heading is on the fifth floor.

What is this, old man, are you a little tight for money?

Cheong finally arrives in front of the Peony Room, slightly concerned about Bo-yeol’s financial situation.

When Cheong knocks on the door, the distinctive voice of an old man can be heard coming from inside.

-What is it? I’ve never called anyone.

“Why are you doing this? You called someone.”

The door opens, and Bo-yeol, an old man with an urgent expression, appears.

Now, Cheong’s eyesight has reached a level where he can recognize people’s facial expressions.

It was a very amazing achievement.

“No, where is this? Can’t you come in already, quickly, quickly?”

The current position of the moon is midnight.

It was Cheong who came an hour and a half earlier than the scheduled time.

And that too, walking confidently and naturally through the guest room hallways.

“No, are you going to even spread a rumor that there is a connection between Sa Sae and Cheonhwageom? Since it was already the Lunar New Year holiday, I was worried that they would hang out until late at night, so I asked them to meet me at my celebration. What on earth did they have in mind?”

“What is your intention? Well, you didn’t ask me if the celebration was okay. Let’s take a quick look and see Naram and the night market. Do you know Naram? Naram is the head of the Gyerim Geompa, and I decided to tour the night market with him.”

“What? No, something, something like this.”

It was a shocking and gut-wrenching sound.

Originally, Cheong’s tongue was like this.

The more you mix words, the more one-sided you lose.

“But, last time you were on the sixth floor, but today you are on the fifth floor? Isn’t it too harsh to treat seniors at the Yoga Yeombang? I looked into it and found out that he was a very famous lawmaker and military officer. If you go to Yonggungnu, of course it’s on the top seven floors! I have to rent it out.”

“Oh! Yes, you are right. Perhaps because he eats salt, he is very salty. Since the operation is likely to take a long time, the rice that is already being served is not in good shape. I need to feed him for a long time, so it’s a waste to keep serving him expensive food,”

“Isn’t there a lot of money in a salt room?”

“That’s what I said! Anyway, this is why I shouldn’t interact with lowly people who make salt, but when it comes to salters, what kind of world is it? Ha, I’m dumbfounded.”

“Sure. Those who dare to scoop up seawater and sell it don’t even know that they are precious to the lawmakers. If you are a lawmaker who uses martial arts skills, it is ten times more valuable.”

“My words! Ha, that’s right, ignorant swordsmen don’t know how valuable a doctor is. The same goes for those bastards called Danju, the other day… … ”

Boyeol confessed his accumulated sadness.

Cheong said, ‘That’s right.’ ‘It’s too much.’ ‘It’s amazing.’ ‘Really?’ ‘How in the world can this happen?’ The answer is given quickly using the five elements principle of tit-for-tat.

Thanks to this, I was able to pick up miscellaneous information, such as the approximate size of the combat team dispatched by Cheongi Yeombang and SaParyun, their inaction, and the characteristics of the leaders.

“Ha, I am also a person who made a living through medicine. You will be treated very coldly just because you have mastered poison. That guy named Chohyun is like that too. Last time… … ”

In addition to that, there is also information about the petty madhus belonging to the Safa Alliance.

“Hot. No, not this time!”

Boyeol was just spilling valuable information and came to his senses late.

If you are caught by a fearsome old man slayer, you will end up shaking out everything inside, regardless of whether it is Daehyeop or Madou.

“No, if you make a promise, you should keep it. Hasn’t it already been fifteen days? When on earth are you planning on reading again?”

“Ah. That’s it. Actually, I dropped it somewhere and couldn’t see it.”

Cheong presented the excuse he had thought of.

I dropped it somewhere (in my bag), but I can’t see it (because it’s in my bag).

Cheong rarely lies.

“What! That precious thing! You should have looked carefully!”

“I’m sorry. Uh, so, do you happen to have another bottle? Because you need poison to drink it… … ”

“Ha. Well, that’s not what was lost in the Gyerim Swordsman Manor, right? If it is found.”

“Ah. That’s not it. I can tell you that for sure. Um, if you don’t believe me, can I at least ask you, Master?”

That’s because I’ve never lost it.

Boyeol clicks his tongue and frowns in disapproval.

“Tsk. Do you know how precious poison that is? It’s so precious that even ten golden crowns in one bottle aren’t enough. Tsk.”

“Oh. Is that such a valuable poison? As expected, they said it was the worst poison in the world. I’m sorry about this, so what should I do… … ”

“Keuhum, 1,000 snake venoms have been condensed into one bottle, so of course it is. Even precious poisonous snakes are poisonous snakes, so, no, don’t tell me about them. ruler. Don’t lose it this time, no, read it again as soon as you get back.”

“That’s a bit much. I have a prior agreement with Naram… … .”

Cheong was doing well, but took a turn for the worse.

“No! A little! If an adult tells you to do it, then you don’t!”

“But. The New Year’s Day is only today… … .”

“Ha. Okay, I’ll give you four days, four days. If your portrait does not appear in the Gyerim Sword Sect within five days, your identity will be known to the whole world.”

“Um, then while you’re at it, can’t you just use it for one more day? I have five fingers, and if I could pick anything in the world, I would pick five, but you have to give me five days.”

“Ha. If you can’t speak, people will hate you. I get it. Five days. I’ll give you five days.”

“Hehe. Thank you.”

That is definitely something to be thankful for.

In the end, the Blue House didn’t give any response, saying it would do a further reading.

Let’s just make it five days instead of four.

okay? Well then, take one more day and go to five days.

Cheong sometimes lies, but he always keeps his promises.

Of course, he is a despicable fraudster who always interprets promises to his advantage and makes changes.

Our skill at deceiving others is increasing day by day, so if we had used our brains even half as much in normal times, we would have avoided most of the dangers we face.

So how can an innocent old man defeat a conman who specializes in extorting the elderly?

So, Boyeol was deceived again.