episode_0373

When people think of a villain, they tend to think of a villain who uses his powers to kill people or commit crimes.

However, the National Elk Association, or Jeon Go-yeon for short, is a little different.

‘It is true that it was a crime, but it pricks my conscience to say that I did what I wanted to do for the country.’

From an international perspective, this is an act of a villain, but from a national perspective, it can be said to be an extreme patriot.

Shintobuli (Body and Earth 不二).

If you say a word you have never heard of, it is likely that you are a young person, and if you know exactly what it means, you are likely to be a MZ person.

If there was anyone who thought this was an ‘exciting Saturday night,’ it would be time to get up, stretch, and pay attention to your back health.

What is Shintobul?

It means that the body and the land are not two but one, meaning that only agricultural products produced on the land where one lives are suitable for one’s constitution.

It says in the dictionary.

If this progresses to a more patriotic perspective, we can move forward by saying that we should avoid foreign things and favor our own things.

-Let’s eat Korean bellflower rather than Chinese bellflower!

-Let’s eat Korean beef raised on our farms rather than American beef!

-The mackerel caught in our seas is thicker and more delicious than the mackerel caught in Norway!

It can be said to be a kind of product promotion movement that aims to encourage the use of Korean products in all aspects of human consumption.

-What kind of nonsense is that? Do you like everything made in Korea? It’s not about Korean ginseng. Is that true for modern times? It’s all so expensive that every time I shop, it costs between 100,000 and 200,000 won?

But what if the possibility of giving birth to someone with special abilities increases?

Hey!

Yes!

Power!

But this is logically sound.

-Eh…if you avoid foreign agricultural products and grow up eating only Korean agricultural products, the probability of giving birth to a child with special abilities was found to be statistically significant.

-What kind of nonsense is that? No, then the young people who grew up eating only potatoes and corn in Gangwon-do are sure to give birth to people with special abilities?

-…If 1 out of every 100 newborns in Gangwon-do each year is gifted, wouldn’t that be a meaningful statistic?

-How much does an apartment in Gangwon-do cost?

After the cataclysm.

Just as mana instead of minerals resides in the soil, agricultural products have also experienced a cataclysm to the extent that one wonders if mana is taking root in the soil of the Korean Peninsula!

To put it bluntly, if a restaurant overseas only served hash potatoes because they said they used potatoes from Gangwon Province, people who ate them would gladly tip tens of dollars.

In this way, the world’s madness about Korean products spread all over the world.

However, what is meaningful in terms of this ability is limited to those that come from the primary industry, that is, those whose raw materials come from Korea.

– Let’s use domestic cars rather than foreign cars!

ㄴ…aren’t foreign cars better?

It is acknowledged that drinking Boseong green tea increases the chance of giving birth to a child with special abilities. But what if driving a Korean car gives birth to a lot of talented people? I don’t think so?

The story changes as we move into the secondary and tertiary industries.

In particular, the more highly technology-intensive it is, such as a car, the more likely it is that the direct relationship with the birth of a person with special abilities will disappear.

-Uh-huh! How dare you ignore the vehicles of the great Republic of Korea! You son of a bitch!

in other words.

The ones that come out of Korea are highly likely to produce many talented people.

In the age of special abilities, it is justice that can produce many people with special abilities.

What comes out of Korea is justice.

Therefore, cars produced in Korea are justice.

Anything that comes from overseas pollutes Korean soil, and the more foreign cars spew out exhaust fumes, the more polluted Korean resources become and may eventually become unable to produce this ability.

-Anyway, foreign cars are bad for people with special abilities!

It is the ideology of these people and Jeon Go-yeon who moved forward with this thought.

‘They’re crazy.’

So I stepped on it.

When Chaos announced the appearance of the elk ahead, I immediately looked ahead to check whether the elk was a real elk or a human elk.

If it were a real elk, Chaos would have built an asphalt overpass himself and jumped over it.

But since he was a human villain pretending to be an elk, I mercilessly stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake.

Naturally, the human elk that was hit by the vehicle, which accelerated at full speed, fell down.

The plan may have been to brake suddenly and receive a moderate shock, but that complacency resulted in the person being hugged by Dolhareubang while currently passed out.

“Well, if they execute me…”

[Honestly, I’m about to be executed, but killing them is on hold for now.]

Desmond was worried about the human elk with a sour face.

“Phew, that’s a relief. It would be bothersome if they were executed and then investigated…”

correction.

I was worried that the police would come out and investigate because I hit a human elk with my car.

Coo goo goo.

Anyway, the elk of the pillar, Hareubang No. 2, was created.

Hareubang No. 2, which was created on the mountainside to blend in with the surrounding scenery so that those turning corners are not startled or those driving at night are not startled, is holding on tightly to a woman wearing an elk suit.

“Hey, why do people like this appear?”

[that.]

Explaining the goblin.

“…So you suddenly hit it because it was an American car?”

[Because I have special abilities, I won’t die.]

“No matter how talented you are, you throw yourself into a car while it’s running and hit it? Is it because it is a foreign car? That’s ridiculous.”

Desmond looked at Hareubang No. 2 with an expression as if he were looking at something beyond common sense.

“They even wore deer-like stuffed animals. If it appears at night, if it even walks on all fours, you’ll think it’s a real wild animal.”

[They are the ones who actually act that way. Strengthen your body with mana and jump out on all fours.]

“Well, what…”

[He is the one who jumps in, but other elk appear around him and he runs away.]

I took a tablet from the car and played the video of the damage caused by Jeon Go-yeon.

-Yes, we are about to enter the tunnel from here! Can you see the wild animal legs? Even though this thing is standing upright, something falls over the guardrail and, oops!

A lawyer who specializes in traffic accidents is saddened by the black box video.

In the black box, a shadow that clearly looked like an elk appeared from the side, and the car twisted sideways and hit the guardrail.

-The video ends here. Would you like to see a picture of the car? Oh my god, did you crash into a power pole at full speed? Did a dump truck hit the bonnet in reverse from behind? It’s completely crushed.

[If we had not protected the vehicle body with mana, there is a high possibility that we would have ended up like this.]

“…It’s at the level of a junk car?”

[of course. Because I collided with a person with special abilities who was protecting his body with mana.]

The video continues.

-Now, if you look at it up to this point, it’s really sad, isn’t it? Isn’t it common to hear about elk jumping out and damaging the bonnet of a car? In fact, the person who owns the video said that when he came out, an elk ran backwards from the top of the mountain. There is no body of the elk, but I think it may have run away after seeing a colleague collided with it and sent it flying over there. If this happens, it will be a complete loss. If you get hit by a wild animal, you end up getting hurt and the repair costs are out of your own pocket. Even if it were me, I would die of injustice if something like this happened…but!!

The lawyer emphasizes his voice and plays another video.

-Do you see it? This is the black box of a domestic car that passed by 30 minutes ago. There’s a strange car here, right? Do you see anyone getting off? yes. That’s right. This is a human elk. And I am only now revealing that the damaged vehicles were vehicles from three German companies. Yes. Astute subscribers would have known from the moment they saw that the car was crushed, that it was not an elk, but a human, a villain.

“……Huh, heh heh heh.”

[It’s a common occurrence. If you drive a foreign car in this country. This is especially true in places with few people.]

I approached Hareubang No. 2, pulled back the elk hood, and checked its face.

[I think he’s about 21 years old. In terms of magical power, it is a D-class, body-enhanced type.]

“No, why does a woman with such good conditions…”

[Are you going to do something crazy like this? There are two reasons.]

I tapped my free wrist with my finger and pointed to the Taegeuk watch that Desmond was wearing.

[One is if you really think you shouldn’t drive a foreign car. They are nationalists who cannot be understood by human reason. These people are just like natural disasters and real wild animals. If you sign up for a special contract for ‘receipt of villains’ with your insurance company in advance, you can somehow receive the settlement amount and medical expenses.]

It takes a really long time to prove it, but if the car was hit by a person and not a wild animal, you can at least get money from that person.

“A person hit a car. That sounds a bit strange.’

[In Thailand, a talented high school girl even destroyed a tank, but there was nothing particularly strange about it.]

“…Hmm. So what’s the second?”

[Case like this.]

I pointed to Hareubang No. 2, the Taegeuk watch strapped to the wrist of a human elk.

[Who do you think will benefit the most if a foreign car is destroyed?]

“No way.”

[okay. It is them.]

National Elk Association’.

[If there is an association in Korea, there is always a company that secretly supports or manipulates it financially.]

“If car damage crimes against foreign cars occur frequently, the general public will eventually have no choice but to buy domestic cars…!”

[okay.]

Slurp.

The sand snake controlled by Chaos entered Hareubang No. 2’s doll clothes and took out something.

It was a wallet, and I opened it, took out a business card, and showed it to President Desmond.

“This is…?”

[This is a service company business card. And the employers who hired them are here.]

The back of the business card.

Among the several business cards that Hareubang No. 2 seemed to have received from business partners, I placed the business card of the only employee of the ‘automotive company’ at the very front.

[It looks like a subcontractor, but they are actually employees of Haeguneul Motors.]

National Elk Association.

[About 70% of all villain elk are insurance fraudsters who crash into foreign cars in exchange for money.]

Behind it, there is the shadow of the sun.