episode_0363

I only talked about the bare minimum belongings I usually had as Ethan’s maid, but I could feel the eyes of the three people looking at me, each shining for a different reason.

“You go that far? Anyway, they are an idiot couple.”

“Indeed, that means you have to do that to maintain the basic skills as a maid. Note, Ms. Reese.”

“… The term ‘genius of seduction’ floating around the academy these days is not for nothing. Hmm… .”

“I don’t know why everyone looks at me like that, but as Ms. Crew said, what I do is just the minimum level of culture that a maid should have. It’s definitely not special because the other person is Mr. Dan.”

“If that were the minimum level of sophistication for maids, more than 90% of the imperial maids would have been fired, Ms. Reese.”

“Leave it alone. They’re an idiot couple. There’s nothing you can do if you’re wearing a bean pod.”

“What are the other minimum liberal arts requirements? As a maid who serves Sarah, I also really want to learn, Ms. Reese.”

My claim that it wasn’t anything special didn’t seem to be accepted very well.

At least Luke was the only one who understood and responded to what I was saying, so I just told her what I was preparing as Ethan’s exclusive maid.

“If you are an exclusive maid for a noble or imperial family, you must of course be equipped with the appropriate military power. I’m not saying that Mr. Crew is particularly weak, but I think it’s a basic skill to always be ready to draw your sword in response to a threat that comes at a moment’s notice.

And this may not apply to Miss Sarah, but usually a boy in his prime sometimes has a boiling sexual desire for a girl, so in my case, I prepared for that… .”

“You’re moving away from being an ordinary exclusive maid, Miss Reese. What kind of maid is that? Instead of being an exclusive maid, are you doing some kind of exclusive handyman, escort, sexual processing maid?”

“… … .”

Since I couldn’t think of anything to retort, I responded by avoiding eye contact.

No, whatever. I was doing both escorting and satisfying my sexual desires, but those were not my main duties.

With that in mind, I folded Ethan’s roughly sewn shirt on one side and started sewing the academy uniform top.

“Hmm, that’s right, Ms. Reese.”

“Yes?”

“I’m asking just in case, how did Ms. Reese capture Mr. Dan’s heart?”

“… Me and Dan?”

“Uh, this is just for reference. Among the people at the Academy, there are very few couples who are as close as Ms. Reece and Ms. Dan, so I was wondering if there was a special secret to their relationship.”

“… … .”

So, you’re asking me for advice because you want to get along well with that guy?

To be honest, it was a request I never wanted to grant. Because I know the hero’s inner thoughts and future plans, I just hoped that the relationship between Seraphine and the hero would not progress as much as possible.

‘You can give up a hundred steps and even give up on the harem, but no matter how you think about it, saving three women is a bit much.’

In a way, I didn’t want to do anything good to that guy who was worse than Harem, but that didn’t mean I could refuse the question that Seraphine had gathered the courage to ask.

… So what can I do? I just briefly tell you an anecdote I had with Ethan. If possible, do it in a way that will cause even more trouble for the guy.

“Would you believe me if I told you that we became closer through seduction with our bodies, Ms. Sarah?”

“… … yes? What does that mean?”

“It means literally. I seduced Mr. Dan with my body and narrowed the relationship between me and him. At first, it started with just simple breast touching.”

“““… … .”””

As soon as I brought up the story of seducing myself with my body, the three people’s gaze suddenly seemed to become focused again.

Realizing once again that even though the world has changed, dirty stories are still a topic that arouses everyone’s interest, I explained to the three people how I had seduced Ethan step by step.

“At first, the relationship started with just touching breasts. At that time, I had something to ask Mr. Dan, and the only resources I could use at the time were these big breasts and my body.”

“… … Hmph.”

“… … .”

“Thanks to me using my body to tell the story, the purpose at that time was somehow achieved, but the problem came later. As a result of recklessly giving away her breasts to a man in his prime, Ms. Dan ended up thinking about nothing but her own breasts 24 hours a day.”

“… Well, I see. I think I’ve definitely heard from my mother that men are weak to women’s breasts… .”

Agnes and Luke, who are competing for first and second place in terms of breast size, seem to have lost interest slightly, but Seraphine, on the other hand, seems even more interested and asking questions about what happened between me and Ethan.

Later, while thinking about the embarrassed face of Seraphine, who was openly seducing me physically by pressing her breasts, I explained a little more about what happened between me and Ethan.

“Of course, it’s a bit vulgar to seduce your breasts and thrust your body without any context, right? Therefore, at that time, I added one condition to Mr. Dan’s allowing me to touch his breasts.”

“Jo, if it’s a condition… .”

“Dan must score at least one effective hit in the swordsmanship sparring with his father. If you do that, I give you permission to touch my breasts as much as you like for one minute.”

“… Wait a minute, if Mr. Dan’s father is now in the swordsmanship club… .”

“Yes. The professor Sarah is thinking of is correct.”

The condition is that he must win one point in a sparring match with a sword master in order to touch a woman’s breasts once.

At first glance, this condition may seem too harsh, but the sexual desire of a boy in his prime was bound to be beyond imagination.

… Of course, at the time, it was a condition that I thought would never be achieved.

“ Thanks to this, Mr. Dan improved his swordsmanship skills like crazy to win the sparring with his father, and thanks to this, he is now quite skilled in the academy’s swordsmanship club. Of course, I also gave all the compensation to Mr. Dan accordingly.

“… … .”

-gulp.

“Of course, since Sarah has a high status, it may be difficult to use it carelessly, but one thing I can say for sure is that all men are fascinated by breasts.

If you take advantage of this part, wouldn’t you be able to somehow use it to seduce Ms. Bart?”

“… Have I ever told Miss Reece about Mr. Bart?”

“Because you can tell something just by looking at it from the side. In the first place, don’t you know Miss Ness and Miss Crew roughly?”

“As Sarah’s exclusive maid, I knew of course.”

“Sera sometimes looks like Reece in front of Bart. It’s strange that you don’t notice.”

“… I don’t know what it means to look like me, Miss Ness.”

“Really? Then, why don’t you look back on what you have done in front of Dan so far? A moment ago, he openly emphasized the lump of fat and showed affection towards the subject.”

… It was an act of therapy, not an act of affection.

But Agnes didn’t seem like she would accept my objection even if I refuted it, so I just ignored it and brought up the next topic.

“All men are fascinated by breasts, so if you use this part to seduce the warrior… .”

… Well, since Seraphine cheated on him for no reason, he’s going to have a hard time for a while.

If he seduced several women at once without planning, he should be punished accordingly.

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The second day we arrived at Bridget Village and started our volunteer work.

Just because the date changed, there was no change in what we had done on the first day, so I called the village women and diligently taught them how to use a dagger for self-defense.

-Poof! Swish! Swish!

“Good! It was just so cool! Swing it with such a natural, flowing motion!”

On the first day, it seemed like there were very few people following along properly, but as the day went by, the number of people who were able to use swords for self-defense seemed to have increased.

Of course, it cannot be said to be perfect yet, and it will become difficult to use in real situations, so repeated mastery training was important in the end.

‘If I give it one more day of practice, I’ll be able to handle it to the point where I can roughly protect myself.’

While I was thinking about that and watching the women practice their self-defense dagger skills, a clear sound suddenly reached my ears.

-Clink!

“Ah, I can’t do this anymore! What on earth does this mean? !!”

A woman with light green hair dropped the dagger in her hand to the floor as if she was tired from repeated training and began to sound irritated in a nervous voice.

It seems like that woman argued with me on the first day, saying she didn’t want to do this.

“Well, all the bandits left anyway! Why do we have to prepare for bandits to come back in a village with nothing like this?! If those people had brains, they wouldn’t come back here… .”

In this already chaotic atmosphere, while I was trying to stop her because I thought her words would distract me from my training, there was someone who approached her one step ahead of me.

Before I could do anything, her palm hit the cheek of the woman who had fallen to the floor.

-Wow!

“Aaaa?!”

‘… That person.’

Apparently, on the first day of class, she was the woman who asked if she could teach me a sword technique other than ‘self-defense sword art.’

“Shut up. If you don’t want to do it, don’t disturb the atmosphere and go out alone. Because I’m going to kill those damn guys somehow.”

This was the moment when the bandit’s collaborator, who had been hiding among the village women, began his activities in earnest.