episode_0334

Because humans are foolish, they always repeat the same mistakes.

This means that in history, there is nothing to be learned from mistakes made by someone who has already left a lesson, or from the mistakes of idiots who have come before.

In this sense, we cannot criticize the bandits of Green Forest for being foolish.

Because if a mistake that has not been passed down is repeated, it is invalid.

Because it was a blind spot that I could not normally imagine that I would be hunted in my front yard, it would have been so unfair that I would have complained to the Grim Reaper, wondering if this even made sense, even when I went to the underworld.

For your information, the Demonic Cult tried to have some fun in this way, but was overwhelmed by the disaster it had kidnapped, and its lament was overshadowed by the sky.

In any case, the Qing was taking its natural rights as the winner.

Of course, Nokrim does not treat third-rate warriors and third-rate bandits with even trivial martial arts skills in a particularly good manner.

Future hero dreamers who hope to become bandits always knock on the door of a mountain village, but they just view them as expendable items that can be thrown away after use.

Of course, since human life is a precious consumable, it was not wasted indiscriminately, so even if it was a primeval forest where the terrain had already been figured out, they did not send in idiots empty-handed.

I gave them at least three meals to last until tomorrow.

“Hmm. This house also has very poor accommodations.”

Cheong muttered as he took a bite of a rice ball wrapped in an unknown broad leaf.

He was physically 20 years old, but perhaps because of his spiritual roots, as he got older, there were times when he started talking to himself to the tune of a song.

Every time I notice it, I am startled by the excitement and try to control myself.

But apart from eating, I thought it would be okay to have fun at least during the meal.

The jungle looks lush, but it’s barren. Hmm, where have I seen that before? I think I saw it through the screen.

Anyway, it seems that the mass media cannot be trusted.

How can such a rich land be barren?

When you kill one bandit, you get three rice balls.

I caught about three bunches, but the packaging, taste, and contents are different, so it’s not fun to choose.

Just try to meet those bandit bastards.

How can you make something like this into rice balls?

It’s an insult to rice balls.

“A, it’s not tasty. It’s the least delicious out of the three.”

A bitch who says it has no taste in her mouth gulps down an entire large rice ball.

There is no sin in food, is there?

Although he was born with the original sin that came from a poor master, Cheong is not guilty because he does not believe in original sin. Ground pound.

Cheong pants, sticks out his tongue, and releases it one by one to the hunting dogs, which are dripping with saliva.

Joongwon’s pets are usually tasked with disposing of food waste.

Maybe that’s why even though the rice balls are terrible, they chew them loudly, thinking they are very delicious.

Cheong watched this for a moment, then turned his head towards the bandits’ other belongings.

—-

Before leaving the martial world, Qing’s hometown was a strictly class-based society.

Cheong was from the lower class, a small and medium-sized production worker.

And since at some point the theater became a culture enjoyed only by the middle class and above, the movies that Cheong remembers are quite old.

In addition, there are business promotions such as a stone bed, saving money for a visit compared to the rumen, advance payment of funeral expenses, etc.

Among them, there was a movie that was always played on the birthday of the son of heaven, Hososin Kojaeng, who, in the Jungwon style, dared to claim to be the crown prince, the son of the emperor, and died twice.

It was a story about a shy and shy kid who looked at the house alone and defeated the thieves who came in with courage, wit, and traps.

However, I still don’t understand why he suddenly calls out the importance of family after making such a great show of being good on his own.

Isn’t it a celebration of a child’s independence, sense of adventure, and the destructive power of the right tool?

I don’t know why that story suddenly came to mind.

However, Qing’s ability to act is the best in the world,

Even Cheong is a young carpenter who deserves to be paid a daily wage as a carpenter for one person wherever he goes.

For this reason, the violence of an unreasonable trap attacks the bandits!

Mr. Gap, a bandit, chased after the sound of a hunting dog barking. He was leading the way through the jungle in search of Seomuncheong, a sign of promised glory.

Then, suddenly, something caught my ankle and I fell down hard.

When I reflexively stretched out my hand, my palm felt hot as if it had been chafed, and my solar plexus, upper abdomen, and lower abdomen throbbed, and an intense pain felt as if my intestines were twisted.

“Ugh.”

Why did I fall? It’s a boat. Oh my. It’s a boat. It was the moment when I was about to feel my stomach.

Whoosh, the sound of the heavy wind passing by, tearing the air above your head, along with a sound that sends chills down your spine.

The bandit, Mr. Eul, was just following his companion and hunting dog trainer, Mr. Gap, with his back looking at his back.

Then, wow, Mr. Gap suddenly violently tries to hug the ground.

He always nagged me to be careful because you never know what might be under the fallen leaves in the mountains, and not only did he nag me, but he also hit me on the head in a way that made me feel bad, so Eul felt like I was complaining as if I had just drunk sesame oil.

However, weren’t several sharply sharpened wooden stakes sticking out of Mr. Gap’s back?

It was the moment when a funny skit with the body suddenly transformed into a ghost story.

It was when Mr. Eul was startled and ran to Mr. Gap to ask how he was doing.

Suddenly, with a booming sound, a crunch, and a terrible pain, the body rises –

Unfortunately, Mr. Eul’s consciousness was limited to that point, and he was impaled horizontally in the chest by a stake driven into a log hanging at an angle, so it is good that he escaped immediate death and survived for a short time.

As if Mr. Byeong had suddenly realized the Tao, he was hit by Mr. Eul’s heel, who flew up into the sky and hit him on the back of his chin, causing him to fall into a circle.

“Ssister, this bastard is crazy… … ”

“Aaagh!”

Mr. Byeong couldn’t continue speaking, but it wasn’t because of Mr. Gap’s tearful screams, who were leading the way.

This was because Mr. Eul, who had been impaled on a log stake, came back looking miserable and sprayed with unpleasant liquid.

And then it moved away at once, then the liquid splattered again, then disappeared out of sight with a whoosh, and then splattered again.

Mr. Eul is like, boo.

The area between Mr. Byeong’s crotch was rippling.

Mr. Jeong, who was watching this situation a few steps back, could not believe whether this was a dream or reality, so he could only remain frozen like a Buddha statue.

Mr. Eul was far away, to be exact, until a person managed to stand upright and fly over the log that had pinned Mr. Eul down.

Mr. Jeong’s gaze follows the person, passes the low point, and goes to the log soaring into the sky.

And when he was returning from the highest point, the person on the log jumped up and hit Mr. Byeong on the head.

Unlike the light and agile movement, it lands by crushing and trampling the head under its feet.

Then, suddenly, he clenched his fists so tightly that they were shaking and I thought he was looking into the distance for a moment, and then he made a sound that started with a long sigh.

“Ha… … . hmm. But it’s not the scene I expected? Hey, Mr. Bandit Jeong.”

“Um, are you talking about me!”

“Other than you, who else is there?”

“Not behind me, behind me, vain.”

Mr. Jeong, who was looking back, was startled.

The fourteenth older brother and the twenty-seventh younger brother were clearly following behind, but they are no longer there.

“As soon as I heard the scream, I ran away. After all, quick judgment and bold action are the shortcuts to saving your life. You missed Mr. Mu and Mr. Ki. So, Mr. Jeong.”

“I am not Mr. Jeong… … ”

“Sseu-eup. Do I need to know your last name?”

Boom. Above Cheong’s head, the log with Eul seed rose into the sky again.

Mr. Jeong quickly shouted.

“Yep! I am Mr. Jeong!”

“Okay. But, aren’t you running away?”

“That. Is it okay for a small person to run away?”

“Yes. Mr. Mu ran over there, and Mr. Ki ran over there. What should I do? If Mr. Jeong goes over there.”

Cheong pointed to one side with his finger.

“I will chase one out of three, so the probability of survival is two out of three. Or, if you’re planning on following your bandit family, I’ll follow where I can catch two at once, right?”

“That way, I’ll go that way!”

“Okay. Give up everything you have before you go. Considering my sincerity, is it a bit of a preference to chase in Mr. Jeong’s direction? Priority? Anyway, you might think again.”

“Here it is!”

Mr. Jeong unpacks his travel bag and lays it down on the floor.

I need food, water, and other things to last until tomorrow in this dense primeval forest, but it’s better to give it up than to die right now.

“Then, Soin, can I just leave?”

“Yes. Run away.”

Mr. Jeong was about to change his mind and ran towards the direction indicated by Cheong.

At the same time, he looks afraid that if he glances back, he might be tricked into chasing him.

hmm. It would be better to see it in front. oh.

Mr. Jeong, who was looking back, suddenly falls to the ground.

When Cheong approached, he saw that he had fallen into a half-deep hole.

Unfortunately, there were a lot of sharp wooden spears underneath, so Mr. Jeong was also floating in the air in a sad shape.

“Kuhuhuk, uhuh… … ”

He tried to say something, as if there was a spear piercing his lung, but the sound of boiling blood came out.

In response, Cheong clicks his tongue and taps the cotton thread on the side of his eyebrow.

“This is why they are not educated. Don’t you even think it’s suspicious if you induce it openly?”

Somehow, the actions and words are very irritating.

However, Mr. Jeong, who had both lungs pierced, had already lost his ability to speak.

Soon I lost not only my language skills but also my ability to survive.

“Hmm. It doesn’t seem like what I thought.”

Is this why he’s not a would-be murderer and a housekeeper with antisocial personality disorder?

I devoted myself to my country, but I ended up becoming like a soldier whose eyes were turned away by cold contempt and ridicule.

But when I think about it again, it seems like the two aren’t that different.

Isn’t it just that one story is for all ages and the other is not for minors?

Isn’t it essentially the same in that it is a story about a trap killer murdering his victims horribly?

Of course, in the case of a child, it does not amount to murder.

However, in the sense that they were waterboarding, blowtorching, hanging, hitting, throwing all kinds of heavy objects at them, and just giggling and truly enjoying the sight of the victims suffering, it was actually even worse, hmm, wasn’t it?

The kid was having fun torturing robbers, so he had the qualities of a great hero.

But the catch is, well. It’s not my taste.

First of all, there is no taste.

Another minor drawback is that the trap cannot move, so the enemy must move to trap it.

Besides, this thing costs a lot of money.

Especially the pits, ugh. It was hard to dig.

Even if you have a lot of strength, digging is still difficult.

I thought the four hunting dogs were playing and dug it out together, but how much help would the dogs do?

Let’s say it was about four large dogs, and it was about one thousandth of Seomuncheong, or about one thousandth of Seoliri.

A log trap is better.

All you have to do is use your strength for a moment and hang on.

If you don’t do it, it’s still a hassle.

Still, it is worth installing a rope around the ankle and planting sharp stakes in places where it might fall.

It doesn’t take much effort, and the rope is made of vines all over the place. You can make two stakes by picking up a thick branch and cutting it in half.

Cheong, who gives a cold evaluation of his own work, retrieves the loot from the corpses.

Then he takes out a rice ball from his bag, mumbles it, and walks off into the jungle again… …

—-

Of the six preceding reconnaissance and search teams, only a few people returned to the temporary camp in Geummyeon Valley, let alone safely returning.

In fact, they are third-rate people to begin with, and they are just a few idiots who only care about dogs and were high-ranking people for no reason, so it is not a waste to die.

Since they were sent in to avoid annihilation in the first place, I thought it would be good if at least a few people could return and at least hear from them.

Rather, it could be said that it was very effective.

Ajandeok, a prose writer, was astonished when he heard the report he wanted.

In the central region, Ajandeok is a derogatory name known as Sagalpyeonja, and he is a bastard swindler. (editor 骗子: fraudster)

People in the central plains thought he must have gone somewhere and been stabbed to death because he was out of sight and out of ear sight these days, but he was holding the title of Prose Bookkeeper, the best bookkeeper in Nokrim.

For a conman with a world-renowned reputation, it could be said to have been quite successful.

“Trap? You just set up a trap?”

Do-sam shook his head.

“I didn’t tell you. She is cruel and cunning, and her brains are beyond average. They must have installed it last night and lured it in.”

“Keuhum. How can a 20-year-old woman… … ”

In response, Do-sam holds out his palm.

Ajandeok frowns and takes out a golden crown and places it on top.

It was the result of a bet made in the morning.

Do-sam said that Seomun-cheong invaded with a deliberate intention.

But isn’t Ajandeok now in his 20s and a disciple of a famous family?

The famous family wouldn’t have just told you to be careful of green trees, bandits, and wanderers.

You probably didn’t even know that Chongsanchae was located on Mt. Cheonja.

While passing by by chance, I heard that the scenery of Cheonjasan Mountain was not the sight of royal family members in Mureungdowon, but it was a spectacular view, so I claimed that I came across it because I came to see it.

It was such an accurate diagnosis that if the government heard it, they would have just told him to open a fortune telling shop.

In the first place, if you want to leave your name in the world of Jungwon as a fraudster, you must have this level of intelligence.

Do-Sam insisted that no, she was one of the scariest and smartest human hunters I’ve ever seen.

Well then, let’s make a bet.

It’s good. Geumja, no, let’s do it with a coffin. What is it like? If you don’t have confidence, just quit.

Why don’t you have confidence, you person?

And now that Ajandeok obediently handed over a golden crown, he acknowledged that Doosam was right.

There is no doubt that Seo Mun-cheong is a wicked, smart, and meticulous woman.

It was also a declaration that he would deal properly with him as a citizen.

In this way, Do-sam succeeded in defrauding the world’s con artists without even realizing it.