episode_0330

Around evening.

Central Square.

Joffrey pushed Jeong Yu-shin away and brandished his sword.

Clang!!!

Sparks flew violently as sword clashed against sword.

Jeong Yu-shin parried Joffrey’s sword and circled around him.

Like a beast stalking its bleeding prey.

Cold sweat streamed down Joffrey’s forehead.

‘Son of a bitch!’

He’s out of his mind. This is the first time I’ve ever seen a crazy bastard put diarrhea medicine on a sword.

If it had been a paralytic poison, I might have been able to do something with detoxification magic.

But it was diarrhea medicine, so there was no way.

The crazy Barbaroi pushed his body forward again and brandished his sword.

Whoosh!!!

From top to bottom.

A diagonal slash.

Joffrey also brandished his sword in response.

Clang!!!

Sparks flew, and the two men once again entered a power struggle.

Joffrey gritted his teeth. If he relaxed even a little, something thin and sticky seemed like it would burst from his anus.

The Barbaroi grinned over the clashing swords.

“Shit. Fud-deuk.”

Fud-deuk?

“Hu, heot!”

Joffrey’s expression went blank, then turned pale.

How can you make the sound of shitting with your mouth?

In the middle of fighting, too!

He’s completely insane.

Clench!!!

Joffrey gritted his teeth and pushed the Barbaroi away with all his might.

But the Barbaroi didn’t seem to want to back down, and held his ground, putting his strength into it.

“Joffrey, your stomach is making noises. Gurgle, gurgle. Burp, burp.”

At that moment.

Joffrey’s posture changed strangely. He squeezed his thighs together and stuck his butt out slightly.

Due to the continuous verbal torment, his anus lost strength and a little leaked out.

Pfft!

Fortunately or unfortunately, only a wet fart escaped.

The Barbaroi’s face contorted fiercely.

“That smells awful. You really shit when I told you to? You dirty bastard!”

“S, Sca! Yo…you crazy bastard!”

Joffrey swung his sword wildly and stepped back.

On the other hand, Sca covered his nose and stepped back.

Joffrey raised one hand.

‘Now!’

It’s time to show off the magic of the Elemental School that I’ve honed for a long time.

[Fireball]

Joffrey screamed.

“Die!!!”

A fireball flew towards Sca, blazing fiercely.

Whooong!!!

Some of the crowd watching the duel widened their eyes in surprise.

“Heot?!”

“Su, suddenly a fireball?!”

Even though it’s the basic magic of the Elemental School, getting hit by a fireball would be fatal.

The fireball rapidly rushed towards Sca.

But Sca didn’t move and stared at the fireball.

The startled novice explorers gaped.

“What are you doing?! Why aren’t you dodging!!!”

The fireball was already right in front of him. There was no place to avoid it in the first place, since it was close range.

A deep smile spread across Joffrey’s face.

“Hehehe.”

No matter how skilled a warrior is, he won’t be able to cope with a fireball that suddenly appears in front of him and flies quickly.

Serves him right.

In the nick of time.

Jeong Yu-shin raised his hand.

Baraja’s golden Arming Sword was created.

[Fate Breaker]

The aura blade that severed the terrible fate of the wolf guy and Dietrich, the two useless men, shone.

Flash!!!

A sharp crescent-shaped golden sword energy shot out and bisected the fireball.

“What?!”

Joffrey, flustered, opened his mouth.

What kind of attack is it that can split magic in its entirety?!

The golden sword energy didn’t stop there, and flew straight towards Joffrey.

“Heoooook!!!”

Joffrey desperately rolled on the ground.

The sword energy passed over Joffrey’s head and collided with the barrier.

Crackling!!!

One of the magicians who had been casting the barrier screamed.

“Mi, crazy!!! It’s breaking!!!”

Clang!!!

The barrier shattered, and fragments of magical power fell from the sky like shards of glass.

At the same time.

Boom!!!!!

The two divided fireballs brushed past Jeong Yu-shin and exploded.

The floor shattered, and stone dust and dirt rose up.

An enormous heat wave swept through the square.

“Qu, quickly rebuild the barrier!!! Call more people!!!”

The old magician shouted urgently and raised his hand.

Jeong Yu-shin didn’t stop and burst out through the dust cloud.

Joffrey raised his hand again.

“You crazy bastard!!!”

[Ice Spear]

The basic magic of the Elemental School that pierces and kills if hit properly.

Joffrey completed the chant in an instant. Five sharp ice spears were created in the air.

Jeong Yu-shin’s eyes narrowed.

‘As expected, level 20.’

Even simple magic had a chanting speed that was on a different level from other magicians.

But there’s no need to worry. Because I have a solution.

Jeong Yu-shin also raised his hand at the same time.

[Telekinesis]

An invisible hand stretched out towards the ice spears.

“Please die!!!”

Contrary to Joffrey’s wishes, the ice spears didn’t fly, but floated in the air and vibrated.

Joffrey was shocked.

“What?! Su, surely not telekinesis!”

Is he really level 10?!

How on earth did he build up that much mental strength?

It doesn’t make sense.

The ice spears lost their magical power and fell to the floor.

Jeong Yu-shin grabbed his arming sword in reverse and ran.

His intention to engage in close combat is clear.

Joffrey had no choice but to raise his sword again.

Clang!!!

Sparks flew, and Joffrey was pushed back.

“Co, cowardly bastard!!! St, stop!!! I’ll tell everyone that you put diarrhea medicine on your sword!!!”

“You just got rid of the evidence.”

“…!”

“The diarrhea medicine I got is weak to heat.”

The diarrhea medicine that Dietrich got was a special elixir from the Marine Guard Clan.

I don’t know why the Marine Guard Clan is manufacturing such a medicine, but anyway, it’s effective, so I didn’t care too much.

Joffrey’s face turned pale at Jeong Yu-shin’s reply.

What have I done?

I never imagined that the technique I thought would be a way to recover would become a noose around my neck.

“Give up. Just fight.”

“Kuuuuuek!!!”

Joffrey’s face contorted like a demon.

Jeong Yu-shin opened his mouth with a serious expression.

“No. Don’t shit. Aren’t you a scion of a noble family with a long history? Joffrey, please protect your dignity.”

As if hit on the head with a hammer, Joffrey’s face went blank.

Looking at him speaking informally and then formally.

His mind became confused and disoriented. Naturally, Joffrey’s hands also became unsteady.

And the gap that was revealed.

Jeong Yu-shin didn’t miss that gap and plunged in, punching Joffrey in the stomach.

Thwack!!!

A heavy impact surged behind the light armor.

Gurgle, gurgle!!!

His stomach twisted, and his body lost strength.

“Keoheoeok!!!”

Joffrey staggered back.

Pfft! Pfft!

For a moment, a wet fart came out of Joffrey’s butt.

“Terrible smell. Terrible personality. How will Joffrey’s life be recorded? The Underwoods’ poop-shitting scion who shat himself during a duel. Fud-deuk. Fud-deuk.”

Jeong Yu-shin hummed and brandished his sword.

“Shut up!!!”

Joffrey shouted angrily.

“Yes. If you tell me to shut up, I have to shut up.”

Jeong Yu-shin answered obediently and silently brandished his sword.

Jeong Yu-shin’s swordsmanship raged like a storm.

It’s clearly a battle between a two-handed sword and a one-handed sword. There’s a difference in reach and power, but Jeong Yu-shin’s swordsmanship overwhelmed Joffrey.

While swinging his sword.

Jeong Yu-shin suddenly opened his mouth.

“Joffrey, I gained a great realization in this dungeon exploration.”

“Shut up!!!”

“Okay.”

Joffrey swung his sword with all his might.

He could feel his father’s gaze from behind.

I can’t lose like this.

At least I can’t shit my pants.

But this crazy Barbaroi didn’t give him any space, as if he was trying to block his magic.

While exchanging blows for a long time.

The Barbaroi spoke again, as if his mouth was itching.

“Poop-shitter, I realized it after being mentally attacked and dying once.”

“…”

The Barbaroi continued, his eyes gleaming.

“This mental attack is really scary. How should I describe the feeling of being crushed by a huge divinity and going crazy?”

“Fuck!!!”

Joffrey spat out a curse instead of an answer.

Now I understand.

I don’t know what happened in the dungeon, but that Barbaroi’s madness was coming out through his mouth.

In short, he was attacking mentally with words.

Joffrey did his best, but as time passed, his disadvantage became increasingly clear.

At the same time, the crowd’s eyes sparkled.

Novice or intermediate explorers were fascinated by Jeong Yu-shin’s flamboyant swordsmanship and skills.

High-level explorers were shocked by Jeong Yu-shin’s scheming and verbal torment.

Especially the clan leaders who secretly came out to watch from the Eastern District.

They were far away and didn’t know what they were saying, but they read the movement of their lips and inferred the contents.

The face of Balthazar, the Pantheon Clan leader, hardened terribly.

‘He even schemes and harasses with words?’

Just imagining it already made my head spin. In the first place, Sca was a man who had never lost in an argument since he was a novice explorer.

Balthazar was convinced.

There were many fearless guys in the Eastern District.

But after seeing this fight, no one will dare to mess with that guy in the future.

“I lost!!!”

Joffrey shouted. I can’t take it anymore.

I couldn’t shit in this place, no matter what the queen said.

“It’s too late.”

Jeong Yu-shin plunged in and clenched his fist again.

[Sacred Weapon]

Half-Ogre Gauntlet.

A fist containing immense power was embedded in Joffrey’s abdomen.

Thwack!!!

“Keoheoeok!!!”

Joffrey staggered back and collapsed to the floor.

And.

Pfft. Pfft!!!

A wet fart came out for a moment.

Fud-deu-deuk!!!

With a terrible sound, the area around Joffrey’s pants became stained with brown.

The crowd, who were about to cheer, froze.

“Su, surely that elf…?”

“Did he shit his pants?”

“Heoeo.”

Until now, there have been people who were injured and died during duels, but there has never been anyone who shat their pants.

“S, Sca, what kind of characteristics did that guy give to his Sacred Weapon?”

Someone muttered softly.

One of the intermediate explorers who was watching stepped forward.

“Wasn’t it the Half-Ogre Gauntlet? I knew it had the characteristic of dramatically increasing strength.”

“That’s too hasty an assumption. Who knows? Maybe he gave it the characteristic of forcibly excreting the poop in his stomach.”

“Crazy. That’s too scary.”

Jeong Yu-shin, regardless of the crowd’s murmuring, raised his sword and pointed it at Joffrey’s neck.

Queen Ellasein stood up from her seat.

“The duel is over. The stronger…no, the more handsome person is Sca!”

“Waaaaaaah!!!!!””

People cheered. The awkward atmosphere was swept away in an instant.

One way or another, Sca is an explorer of the Great Dungeon.

Even if they fight and argue with each other, they bend the arms inward. He couldn’t be compared to an elf adventurer who rolled in from outside the dungeon city.

Besides, the content of the duel was to determine who was more handsome, not a sensitive issue involving the rights and interests of the dungeon city.

Jeong Yu-shin raised his hand and responded to the cheers of the crowd.

From afar, the ‘Sca’s were chattering cheerfully with happy expressions.

‘Just wait a little.’

I’ll seduce the Elf Queen well and bring the World Tree’s staff.

Joffrey trembled, kneeling.

It’s unfair.

‘If it wasn’t for the diarrhea medicine!’

Just as Joffrey raised his head and was about to open his mouth.

The retired head of the Underwoods ran up and knelt in front of Ellasein.

“Your Majesty!”

“Head?”

“How was the fight? Did you enjoy it?”

Ellasein’s eyes turned cold for a moment. His son suffered a great humiliation, but he asked about her feelings first.

A terribly cold person.

“It was impressive.”

The Head’s eyes lit up.

“I, is that so?”

“I’ll accept Joffrey into the guard.”

“Th, thank you!”

“But he’ll have to start from the very bottom. We can’t give him better treatment just because he’s from the Underwood family. If he slacks off or acts badly even a little, he’ll be kicked out immediately.”

The Head smiled brightly and bowed his head.

“Of course!”

However, Joffrey raised his voice, veins bulging in his neck.

“That Barbaroi guy put diarrhea medicine on his sword!!! Isn’t that a cowardly act?!! Let’s duel again…!”

Jeong Yu-shin shrugged with a sulky expression.

“When did I?”

Jeong Yu-shin played dumb. Joffrey, with a bewildered face, stammered.

“N, no.”

The Head intervened calmly.

“My son ate a lot of seafood yesterday and seems to have gotten an upset stomach. Besides, he seems to have become mentally unstable because he lost the duel. Your Majesty, please forgive him.”

“A, Father?”

“Son, surely the next chief of the Barbaroi tribe wouldn’t put something like diarrhea medicine on his sword in a fair fight? And let’s say he did. You and the next chief are 10 levels apart. Did you really think that the next chief would face you without any plan?”

Joffrey, shocked, stammered.

“Uh…uh.”

Why isn’t my father taking my side and siding with Sca?

I couldn’t understand it at all.

However.

Jeong Yu-shin smiled, as if he had roughly grasped the situation.

“Heh. This old man’s tongue is really sharp. But did you want to put your son in the guard that much?”

The Head’s face twitched, and he bowed deeply to Ellasein.

“Your Majesty, thank you for bestowing your grace upon us.”

“The Head should return to the kingdom. And Joffrey should take care of his body and then come to the inner castle.”

“I understand.”

The Head and Joffrey stepped back.

Joffrey followed his father, dragging his feet, with poop water dripping.

The Central Square, where the duel had ended, was noisy, as if a festival had been held.

Ellasein turned her body.

“Sca, let’s go back.”

“Yes.”

The two returned to the inner castle, shoulder to shoulder.

Ellasein, who returned to her bedroom, sat at the table.

“Sca, it was a fight you would have won even if you hadn’t used diarrhea medicine. I’m afraid your honor will be tarnished.”

Jeong Yu-shin shrugged.

“If it’s to relieve Your Majesty’s mind, I can throw my honor on the floor as much as you want.”

Ellasein smiled gently.

“I’m ashamed to say this, but I felt relieved to see that guy shitting himself.”

“Right?”

The two looked at each other and laughed for a moment.

“Still, at that moment, I realized my fate. I haven’t changed. I still have a strong sense of pride, I still like to stand above others, and I’ve also accepted that I’m an unattractive woman who is thorough in her calculations. In the first place, I wasn’t a wife who would obey her husband and live. I have to end my life as a queen.”

Ellasein’s self-deprecating murmur flowed out.

Jeong Yu-shin’s expression sank.

I see.

The loneliness brought about by her innate nature. This was Ellasein’s wound, and her concern.

However.

This is an opportunity.

Jeong Yu-shin shook his head.

“No. I don’t think so.”

“…?”

“People can change. I’ll help you.”

“H, how?”

Jeong Yu-shin slowly approached and whispered something in Ellasein’s ear.

After a while.

Ellasein’s face hardened coldly.

“Is that even a reasonable thing to say?! Sca, what do you think of me…!”

“I’m not good at this kind of thing either. But let’s try it once.”

Ellasein closed her eyes and thought for a moment, then opened her mouth. Her eyes, containing a slight contempt, shone coldly.

“I understand. I’ll follow your words for now.”

“That’s good.”

“Wait outside for a while.”

Jeong Yu-shin went out the door and waited for a while.

The guards who were guarding were curious, but they didn’t talk to him.

About 30 minutes passed.

Ellasein’s voice flowed out from inside the bedroom.

“It’s done. Come in.”

Jeong Yu-shin entered the bedroom again.

And the sight that was revealed.

Jeong Yu-shin quietly admired Ellasein’s appearance.

The appearance of the dignified queen was completely different.

Ellasein had braided her hair into pigtails to make twintails.

As if she hadn’t forgotten his request, she was wearing a white lace bra and panties. Moreover, she was wearing black stockings and a garter belt.

Ellasein approached with a cold expression and sat down in front of Jeong Yu-shin with her crotch wide open.

Thump. Thump. Thump.

After a moment of silence.

Ellasein, her face flushed, opened her plump lips.

“O, you worked hard in the duel today, pyong♥ I’m Yo, Your Master’s exclusive female, Ellasein, pyong♥ O, tonight I’ll serve you to the fullest with the body of an elf in heat all year round, pyong♥”

Jeong Yu-shin gently stroked Ellasein’s head.

It was awkward to destroy the dignity of someone I had respected and cherished, so agreed-upon brainwashing was awkward.

‘I’m not good at this kind of thing.’

But I have to do my best.

So that Ellasein can easily let go of her queenly ego when she finds someone she loves later.

“Good. Ellasein, first smell my dick.”

Late at night.

A quiet bedroom.

Jeong Yu-shin’s voice resounded.