episode_0286

“You idiot! Attack the owner! I’m scolded!”

The shepherd giant swung his club. The giant sheep stopped running and trembled.

Judging from the way it turns its head back and forth, it looks like it’s going to run at me again. I should tell you that my fist hurts more than the club.

Kwasik!

“The giant beats sheep and destroys the ground! Giants can do anything!”

“Keuuu…! Impressive!”

Clap clap clap

The shepherd giant clapped with tears streaming down his face. I shrugged my shoulders when I received an unexpected compliment.

I never thought imitating a giant would be this easy. Should I have been born as a giant instead of a human?

no. Personality-wise, I was fine, but I had too many sexual difficulties. Even if your penis is big, it should be reasonably big. If it’s too big, you can’t fit it in at all.

-Kuhhin hin!

The giant sheep, seeing the cracked ground, ran to the shepherd and hit his head. The shepherd who was applauding with his stick was hit.

“Keuuk! sick! I’m scolded like I’m a giant!”

Popping

The shepherd grabbed the giant sheep by the neck and turned it around. The sheep died without even being able to scream.

“You! Let’s fight like giants!”

“What makes you a giant?”

“One punch, one punch!”

The literal translation is one fist, circle fist. It probably means giving and receiving one blow equally.

Or else.

“Good!”

“The shepherd strikes first! You hit me next time!”

The shepherd put his arm behind his shoulder and strode forward, shaking his fist.

Sigh!

When I was hit on the cheekbone, my eyes rolled and my body swayed. I didn’t have much strength, so I put my hands on my knees and held on, but I felt my distorted vision return to its original state.

Only then did I realize that the clown had caved in. I’m glad I have immortal rebirth. I almost used precious self-healing.

“I held on! Now it’s my turn!”

“Queuugh. The shepherd is a fair giant. Hurry up and hit me.”

The shepherd giant opened his eyes and glared at me. He’s ready to raise his fist right now. Surely you won’t fight back?

Judging from the punch just now, even if you get a counter, you won’t die instantly. If you do not die immediately, recovery is possible through self-healing.

So, without thinking about counterattacks, I hit with all my might.

“Giant Giant! Giant Pistol!”

I feel like I’m gaining a lot of energy by shouting out the name of the technique, which is the national rule when giving my all. A heavy blow delivered after stretching out the arm like a shepherd.

Crack!

It wasn’t a strong area like the cheekbones, but rather the chin. A giant is, after all, a rather large human being. When your jaw shakes, your brain shakes too.

“K…ugh…”

flutter

The shepherd sat down in his place. The eyes were unfocused, the jaw was dropped and the mouth was wide open.

I saw that he was trying to get up, so I guess he didn’t completely lose consciousness. An honorable giant would have waited for the shepherd to wake up.

But I’m not a giant.

“I’ll show you the taste of human skill!”

If you look at fantasy novels, the species most prone to betrayal is humans. In particular, giants are a race of tigers who are always deceived.

It wasn’t surprising if I was fooled again this time.

“Shepherd! Are you fooling me again?”

bang! Bang bang! Bang bang bang!

He struck down the shepherd without mercy. The shepherd, who was caught off guard, was hit on the head helplessly.

“Keuuk! Know no honor! You are a crazy person!”

“Look behind you! Search! Search!”

“Keueuuuu!”

The shepherd crouched down and protected his head. I tried hard to hit the arm that was blocking my head, but it felt like the striker wasn’t working properly.

If it turns out like that, I have a way too.

“Item production. Two arms worth of ingredients.”

The area below both shoulders disappeared in an instant. Instead, a great sword appeared.

“Self-healing”

After consuming the remaining two self-healing times, I rebuilt my arm. I held the greatsword with both hands.

“Ah… it’s been a while. This heavy texture.”

“Keuuh? Get out of my way!”

The shepherd, who was lying like an overturned turtle, stretched out his legs. It may have been a kick in the teeth, but it was expected.

He spun as if dancing a waltz, stepped aside, and used the rotational force to strike down his great sword.

Suddenly

“Keuuu!”

The shepherd screamed and rolled around as a third of his shin flew off.

I was going to cut off my leg. I need to know the durability of giants.

“Keuuk! Cowardly human being! Don’t use weapons!”

“If you use it too, you too.”

He put his greatsword on his shoulder and chased after the limping giant. The reason I had it on my shoulder was because the large sword was so big that it was difficult to just hold it and run.

“It was too big to be called a great sword! It was so big, thick and heavy, what was it?”

“It was literally a piece of metal!”

“It’s good to have an Earthling.”

The fake otaku goddess couldn’t accept this kind of drip. Thanks to the real Hawawa, it tastes like a drip.

The drip must have been successful too. He jumped up and swung his great sword. The shepherd who was limping away swung his club at me.

Ssssuk

When a greatsword made of flesh, blood, and bone collides with a wooden club, it is common sense that the greatsword with stronger cutting power wins.

Because it was a downward strike with the weight of a 3m giant and gravity, it easily split the club of a shepherd who could not even stand properly.

Suddenly

“Ugh!”

The club was split, and the palm holding the club was also split in two. The shepherd cried out in pain and swung his opposite fist, but he defended himself by sharpening his sword.

As soon as he put his fist to the blade, the giant tried to retrieve it, but it was too late.

wickedness!

“No!”

The giant’s thumb was cut off and fell off. With this, the giant was almost neutralized.

“A cowardly person… an honorable match… betrayed…”

“What is an honorable match? It’s cowardly for a guy as big as a giant to offer a one-punch to a human being. How big is the difference in weight class?”

I truly think the giant is a coward. Therefore, what I did was not a betrayal, but a rational and cool-headed choice.

“Quoooo! A coward makes an excuse! The giant is angry!”

“What are you going to do when you’re angry?”

What can I do other than quietly offer my head to the sword? As he raised his greatsword high to finish, the giant roared.

“Giants wear wool! Dreamy, dreamy!”

The giant’s body hair swelled. In an instant, he turned into a sheep with a human face.

“Fleece clothes don’t cut easily! Blades don’t work anymore!”

The giant’s bleeding stopped as if he had recovered. Overall, it’s a good skill that generates armor and heals… but since it walks on all fours, it doesn’t look good at all.

It’s like you’ve turned into a real sheep instead of wearing a fleece suit. If my head wasn’t human, I would have thought it was a transformation.

“Cowardly human being! I won’t lose anymore!”

But why do you have to imitate a sheep? Did this giant forget what just happened?

This is why the rumor spread that giants are stupid. He turned the great sword and struck the shepherd giant with its broad side.

“The giant hits the sheep! Sheep listen!”

“Keuek! I am not a sheep! I only wore sheep clothes!”

“No! It’s a sheep! The giant hits the sheep! Sheep listen!”

Puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk puk

They beat the shepherd to the beat of Jajinmori. The fleece clothes seemed to reduce the physical force, so the hitting felt soft, and the giants were strong, so I was able to hit them for a long time.

I felt like I lost 10 minutes. This is why the race of giants is so popular. No matter how many times you lose, you won’t die, but your strength is so strong that if your opponent gets hit a few times by mistake, the tide will turn.

This is a truly unreasonable species. Still, as I continued to beat, the end was in sight.

“Sheep took off her clothes! No more sheep!”

“Then, thank you. Mai hit me.”

Wow!

When I put the sword into my neck, it sounded like a log was being hit. This guy’s race has such a tough neck that they can’t cut it in one go.

Then you have to take several pictures. There is no tree that doesn’t fall over after taking ten shots, and the giant fell over even though it took a lot less shots than that.

When I finally cut the parent branch, a message appeared.

[Battle ends!]

[Guardian of Fairies – Sofia wins!]

Giant 4312 left the field as soon as the battle ended. He is the quietest trainer I’ve ever met.

“John! It was cool! Giants are really tricky, but I never thought they would overwhelm me like that!”

“It was a little cowardly, but I won so it’s okay.”

“Not a coward! Gwangma is smart!”

“That’s right…”

It was the giant’s fault for thinking that his father would face the confrontation normally. Dad just caught the other person off guard.

“Naa enjoyed it. Aiido, he said he enjoyed it. It was a good boat battle for prenatal education.”

When I returned home after winning, my emotions poured out. I always get compliments, but it’s always new and exciting.

Today, there was one more person to give me a different compliment. I looked at Hawaii intently.

“A crazy person asks how he feels about Eve.”

“…It was really cool up until now, but it just blew me away. Please, can’t you just set the mood for a little while?”

“So what are your impressions?”

“I learned a lot. As expected, he’s the guy I like.”

Although it lacks flowery language, I am satisfied because it includes a declaration of affection.

“When I return to Earth, I will spread the word about how strong John is.”

“Are you going back already? It’s still day 1?”

“Oh, that’s right.”

While we were chatting, the background changed to the divine world. Sophia is a new delivery service provided by Hermes. [Universe of Delivery] I looked through the list.

“Let’s eat something delicious to celebrate Yohan’s all-kill and improved ranking and to commemorate his visit to Hawaii!”

“You eat delicious food every day.”

“No, let’s have a festival! It’s a festival!”

Food that appears all the time. For a festival to be like this… there’s quite a lot of alcohol, right?

The alcohol reminded me of what I did at Eve’s house. Coincidentally, there was an additional option for [Getting pregnant]. If you miss this opportunity, you are not a man but a eunuch.