episode_0281
by fnovelpia– Go and buy some stuff.
It was something my older brother suddenly said to me when he called me.
As I was enjoying some alone time in the dormitory for the first time in a long while, the phone call from my older brother wasn’t very welcome.
Still, in terms of content, it was very satisfying and faithful.
“Huh, can I go right away?”
It’s been a while since I’ve been able to properly show my kids that I’m the son of a wealthy family.
It’s not my money, but it’s rare for me to get the chance to do something crazy, so I plan on having a blast this time.
– In the evening. Someone else will come then. So get ready.
“Okay, I see-.”
A face that suddenly appeared when I was about to say something.
“Isn’t it possible that Senior Joohee is coming as a knight?”
When I asked in a nervous manner, the older brother asked as if he felt slightly pleased.
– Why? Are you uncomfortable?
“No, what… …just a little bit?”
– Haha.
“What, why are you laughing all of a sudden?”
It’s rare for a human being to laugh out loud like that. It’s a resonant laugh, as if his plan was working out.
“Why are you laughing? It makes me feel bad for no reason.”
– Nothing. Yeah, Minjuhee won’t be driving. So don’t worry.
“Oh, thank goodness.”
I feel guilty about going shopping with the kids in front of Senior Joohee.
“But if you’re going to the department store, can I go? Your face must have sold out a lot by now.”
Although his face didn’t appear on TV, he was also searched for as the youngest son of the space group.
It was only this morning that I deleted everything because so many stories related to me were pouring in from the bamboo forest.
– therefore.
But my older brother answered that he already knew everything.
– So, we’re going in the evening.
“Well, are you really renting the store just for us to use?”
– I rented the lounge area, not the entire store, but only for VIPs.
“This is really a waste of money. Wouldn’t it be over if I just wore a mask?”
– That’s what my father instructed me to do.
“… …Father?”
This is a bit random.
– Okay, so don’t worry and buy what you want.
“I don’t feel burdened.”
But other kids might feel a bit burdened.
I wonder if you’re surprised when you see the price tag.
– And Woojin.
I thought you were about to end the call, but I wonder if you still have something to say.
When I asked him why, my older brother gave me a heartfelt sigh and warned me.
– Don’t have an accident.
“… … .”
– I’m serious. If you have an accident at your age, it’s not just a problem for you, it’s also blocking the future of your children.
“Oh, I know. I make those kinds of judgments too, right?”
It’s a joke.
But since nothing has happened so far, it’s no different from what I was careful about.
I will be careful from now on.
“Trust me, bro. I solved this case cleanly too. So don’t worry.”
– … … .
“I told you, even if I just left, it wouldn’t be that bad. After all, I’m also the same bloodline as my father and older brother.”
When I answered with a shrug, my older brother answered in a lighter voice.
– Yes, I believe it.
“Right?”
– Have you ever thought about getting a vasectomy?
“Fuck, just say you don’t believe me.”
Why is this kid telling a 21 year old to get a vasectomy?
After I hung up the phone in annoyance.
My head felt a little cold.
My brother didn’t say anything wrong.
I’ve been a bit out of touch so far, but contraception is important anyway.
I don’t know if it’ll ruin my life, but it could ruin my children’s lives.
If you get pregnant, won’t it be difficult to go to college?
Close your eyes tightly.
‘Woojina, inside! Inside!’
If Seo Ye-rin were to wrap her legs around my waist and seduce me, would I be able to resist her?
“Hmm.”
I couldn’t shake it off before, so what can I shake it off?
‘No, this is not it.’
It’s true that I need to come to my senses, if only to give you faith.
I guess you shouldn’t think that you can’t do it today because you couldn’t do it yesterday.
“Then I think it would be good to practice.”
I had to become a man who could resist temptation. There was also the Joo-hee senior incident right away.
It was really shocking that I crossed the line with Senior Joo-hee while drunk.
“Yeah! Let’s win! We’ll win!”
Let’s go, Kim Woojin.
From now on, you are Woojin, the stone Buddha who cannot give in to temptation.
Because I needed to train for that, I immediately turned on my laptop and put on a pornographic video.
“Hmm.”
You should be able to control yourself while watching pornography without feeling any discomfort.
Even in exciting situations, I will remain restrained.
… … .
… … … … … .
… … … … … … … .
“Where’s the toilet paper?”
Woof!
“Oh my god!”
I got up from my seat to look for tissues, and was startled by the sudden ringing of my cell phone.
-Jung Chan-woo-
“Ah, what is it?”
Thanks to that, the excitement has subsided, but I still feel a little disappointed.
“Hello, why all of a sudden.”
– You came back, Arin said.
“Oh, you’re back. Why?”
– My brothers were saying let’s all drink together? You said you’d pay.
“Alcohol? Oh, that’s right.”
That’s right, Bong-geun said he’d buy it for us, but we were too lazy so we just decided to all gather together.
At that time, I was thinking of introducing Bonggeun to those idiots.
“I think we’ll get along well.”
Shouldn’t Bonggeun know how to make friends with people, not with money?
“But I’m having a hard time today. How about tomorrow?”
– Tomorrow? Okay. Then I’ll reserve the store for you.
“You’re making a reservation?”
– ……huh.
Why are you replying so late?
“Where would you like to make a reservation?”
– … … Warmth.
Warmth?
Where is that place?
I searched because I was curious about what kind of bar it was.
“You piece of shit. This is an omakase place. You want to lose?”
– Isn’t that why he bought it for us since he’s the son of a wealthy family? We’re really looking forward to it right now.
“Haa, what kind of chaebol family is this.”
– That’s right. Woojin, I’m disappointed. If that’s the case, you should have told us.
“Hasn’t the rumor already spread throughout our school?”
– I didn’t really believe it. I didn’t really think that a kid who wears baggy tracksuits every day was the son of a CEO of a big company.
Well, that’s true too.
I was spreading rumors through the bamboo forest, I never said out loud that I was a tycoon.
Somehow these guys keep causing trouble in the group chat.
I still have them saved as 1,2,3,4 so I don’t know who’s talking so I just didn’t look.
– Now I understand why kids like you.
“Ha, that’s bullshit. Eat at the nearby unlimited refill pork belly place. Or eat chicken at Two Sik.”
– No, you’re rich. Are you really not going to buy me omakase?
“Did you leave it to me?”
– Senior Han Kang said that if you don’t buy it for him, he should report you as a piece of trash who goes around looking at women.
“If you want to see it in court, not at the Omakase restaurant, then tell me.”
– Ah, Woojin! When guys talk secretly, you should at least eat omakase!
Ha, you little shits.
“Okay. Make a reservation. For six people.”
– Why six? You’re not trying to call me, are you?
“No. I’m going to call my friend Bonggeun. He’s also rich.”
– Hyunho told me to tell him that rich friends are always welcome.
“Were you there?”
– We’re all at the PC room now. Want to come?
Hmm, I’m a little curious.
“Just a minute.”
I should go there and play a game for the first time in a while.
After I hung up the phone, I immediately called Bong Geun.
– Hello?
“Bonggeun, are you free tomorrow? If not, just come.”
– … … Weren’t you supposed to call me James?
“Now I’ve received everything I could from you and I’m back to being a servant.”
– Huh, why tomorrow?
Now it looks like Bonggeun has given up too.
But what about Koreans? James, Bonggeun is like a delicious noodle dish and goes well with them.
“I have a network of people that I manage separately. I’d like to introduce them to you.”
– Connections?
“Yeah, they’re all awesome guys. Since you helped me this time, I’m going to introduce you to them.”
Actually, they’re just a bunch of total idiots, but I’ll introduce them with some grease in their mouths.
You have to pretend to be there so that Bonggeun will be interested and come.
– Are you really that good at saying things like that?
“Yeah, so come. I said I’d buy you a drink.”
– Hmm, okay. I’ll free up some time tomorrow evening.
“Okay. I’ll write down the address.”
– Yeah, I’m looking forward to it.
What are you expecting?
“Oh, right.”
I almost forgot the most important thing.
“Bring your wallet.”
– … … Said he’d buy it for me.
“Oh, I’ll buy it for you.”
Of course I’ll buy it for you.
“But take your wallet. Definitely.”
– Hey, I’m going to buy it for you.
“No, I said I’d buy it for you. Who would take advantage of it? Are you asking me to pay when I’m inviting you?”
– Phew, really?
“But don’t forget to bring your wallet.”
-Fucking-!
Stop.
I just hung up because the swearing kept going on. It was an expensive omakase place, so I had to leave my wallet behind.
“I have to go to a PC room.”
Since I had already decided to go to the Omakase restaurant tomorrow, I headed straight to the PC room to play games for the first time in a while.
* * *
As soon as you arrive at the PC room, you are immediately greeted by idiots.
They left the most central seat open and split off to either side, kneeling and waiting.
“Are you here, Woojin!”
The cripples bow their heads, starting with Ahn Hyun-ho.
Oh my god, shit.
It’s ridiculous to be this blatant.
“Yeah, you idiots. You finally figured out that Jim isn’t the type to hang out with lowlifes like you.”
Anyway, you have to enjoy what you have to enjoy.
As soon as you sit down, check the food.
“I didn’t eat breakfast, so I need to eat something.”
I was about to order Jjajang Ramen when Ahn Hyun-ho, sitting next to me, popped his head out and spoke.
“Your Majesty, please buy me some too.”
“Me too.”
“I want udon and tonkatsu set meal.”
“I want spicy ramen.”
Go ahead and do something crazy.
Look at how these kids are trying to take advantage of the conglomerates right away. Don’t even think about hiding your dark intentions.
Then it would have looked sinister, but being so confident makes you look even more like a retard.
“Hey, I’m buying the omakase, so shouldn’t you buy the ramen?”
“He’s a conglomerate, but he’s so petty.”
“Then don’t eat omakase.”
As I confidently came out, the four of them looked at each other and nodded.
“Yeah, I should treat you to some ramen.”
“Order anything.”
I ordered two servings of ramen, dumplings, and pork cutlet.
after.
‘If it’s free, it must be really tasty.’
You can eat here for free today, and Bonggeun will buy you omakase tomorrow.
‘The food expenses are solid and good.’
It was hard to keep from smiling broadly.
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