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    “Experience. These are the eyes of a warrior.”

    “Speak like a true otaku.”

    This is something I never imagined I would say to a childhood friend I broke up with when I was young. If a man named John had grown up as cool as the boy in Eve’s memories, he would not have spoken harshly, but now he has suffered too many times to speak kindly.

    Didn’t she get suspended twice in a short period of time, something she rarely suffered in her long broadcasting career? I was barely used to wearing naked armor, but I didn’t know that a crazy person would suddenly take off his underwear.

    “Experience. What is an otaku? Are you a true warrior? Then, the Japanese language is an otaku! Chwii Iik!”

    rattling

    A crazy man who knew no shame approached me, rattling a snake. It was a dangerous approach by a monster that would tear humans apart with a great sword, but the danger to Jeongjo felt greater than the danger to his life.

    No matter how much of a childhood friend he is and the man who gave him his first love, his shell is too…

    “Orcs are targeting Hawaii! Hawaii! I will protect you!”

    A male hunter, who was slightly better than an orc and whose claws were as different from the grime on them, stepped in between the two. Things became uncomfortable with Eve.

    ‘No matter how hard the wall is, they attack it and continue to do so even in this situation. ‘John won’t be mistaken, right?’

    She gave me a look that said, ‘We have nothing to do with each other and I actually hate that.’ It’s because I didn’t want to be misunderstood and hated.

    At the same time, a question arose. That man was dealing with a vampir led by Cheonsol. How did he escape?

    Was your skill that good? Or were the vampirs weaker than we thought?

    “P.P.”

    “PPP.”

    Any questions I had were quickly answered. The lesser vampirs did not forgive humans who arrogantly turned their backs on them.

    “P.P.”

    “Quaagh! Take it off! Not Eve! Please get rid of the vampires!”

    “PPPP!!”

    A shameful crime arose in calling the Vampirs, a high race, as low-level vampires. Hawawa, who realized the vampir’s physiology thanks to an acquaintance named Cheonsol, turned her head.

    If he was hated by both Yohan and Cheonsol at the same time, the rest of his life would have been difficult.

    “The little brats are gone, so let’s decide the winner among the captains.”

    “Chwiik! Jachikeer will challenge you to a sacred duel!”

    [Orc Warchief – Jachikk has requested a sacred duel.]

    [The abilities and morale of the faction that wins the duel increase.]

    Originally, I couldn’t refuse the duel, but now that the event had occurred, I couldn’t refuse it even more.

    “Good.”

    [The sacred duel has begun.]

    The surrounding creatures were pushed out, and only Hawaii and the Orc stood facing each other. Eve accepted it as a form of sacred duel, but John and Cheonsol, who knew battle, accepted it differently.

    The tower that appeared on Earth is an institution for training minions. The sacred duel was clearly a taste of battle.

    “Chwiik! I will give up the first strike!”

    John announced that the duel had begun for Eve, who was not used to battle. Eve clenched her fist and kicked the ground.

    “Hiyaaaat!”

    As she bravely charged forward, she winked at Johan, who was playing the role of an orc warchief.

    Chosen by a crazy person, she realized that her body was stronger than most weapons. That’s why I didn’t use items with durability.

    I liked this fighting style, but I was very afraid because she was charging at an orc with a muscular body and a large sword larger than her body, and it was an enemy attack.

    ‘So let’s put down our weapons and fight bare-chested! ‘Be a man!’

    [A crazy person with a bare body? Manliness? He mutters sinisterly.]

    “Chwiik! It’s a fight between men and women! A stick is enough!”

    For a moment, Eve was pleased to see him throwing away his sword. I was struck with a straight face when I saw her holding the part that had stolen her first time with both hands.

    “What are you doing?”

    “Chwiik! It’s a man’s fight!”

    Buuu

    Because it was something unexpected, Eve, who had stopped in place, quickly rolled on the floor. She could hear a swarm of bees passing over her head.

    My hair stood up.

    ‘If it’s that long and thick, it can be used as a weapon!’

    Yohan may be the only crazy person who swings at vital points, but it still gave me goosebumps. Hawaii rolled backwards three times in preparation for the next attack.

    Rolling, an infinite evasion technique in fighting games. It was a skill that Hawawa, a competitive gamer who once held the top spot and rose to second place even after the appearance of ‘that bastard,’ used it well in real life.

    He was even confident that he could roll better than ‘that bastard.’ Users who have more opportunities to defend than attack tend to have much higher skill levels!

    “Chwiik, Chwiik?”

    John must have been surprised by her rolling skills, so he stopped swinging his cock. Eve stood up after dusting herself off and measured the gap between her and her partner.

    ‘Because I have short limbs, my opponent’s reach is longer. It would be difficult to dig inside. Instead, if you keep using that as a weapon, you’ll get in trouble.’

    “Hey!”

    Hawaii, who had made the estimate, attempted to attack. A technique where you raise your leg as if you are going to throw a kick, then fold it once and punch.

    It was a technique that was effective even if the opponent was not fooled because it was good for catching the opponent and protecting the bottom, and it created the illusion that her arms were stretching.

    It was a difficult attack to deal with no matter how many times I saw it, but Yohan easily blocked it. Even after blocking it with his dick. He even fought back by swinging a long, hard meat club.

    “Chwiik! The orc’s club brings a human woman into submission!”

    “Turn it off!”

    Eve easily avoided the meat stick. Because it was a lump of flesh attached to the lower body, the area it could attack was limited, so it was easy to predict where it would hit.

    After ten offenses and defenses, Hawaii had the opportunity they were looking for.

    “Chwiik! What is a cuttlefish!”

    An orc lightly jumping and swinging its cock. It was clear that he intended to slap her cheek. Otherwise there was no reason to run.

    Eve did not avoid it. Instead, he brought both cheeks to me so that I could hit him comfortably.

    “Chwiik?”

    The moment Yohan opened his eyes in surprise.

    Wow!

    The dick hit Eve’s cheek, leaving a red mark.

    Wow.

    Eve is one of the most critical places. I succeeded in holding the balls in my hands. No matter how great an orc’s physical ability was, unless he had characteristics such as adamantine fire, his balls were not strong.

    in other words. John was overcome with pain he had forgotten since becoming a servant.

    “Chwiiik!!”

    The death knell of the orc who was caught by the balls resounded throughout the battlefield. The man’s screams of pain and anger attracted attention and resonated with males, both human and orc.

    “Wow…”

    “That’s a bit…”

    “Chwiik, Chwiik! Human females are scary! It’s dangerous!”

    men. In particular, when the morale of the male Orcs dropped, the situation became favorable to the humans. Hawaii asked the orc whose limbs were twitching.

    “You lost, right?”

    “Chwiik! A warrior does not give in! Not the balls, but the stomach… Sew it!!”

    Casting Casting

    As I massaged his balls as if they were going to explode, Yohan shed tears.

    “Do you admit defeat?”

    “Chwiik!”

    A strange seed sprouted in Eve’s heart as she saw the orc crying out in her grasp. She had no qualms about being bullied and wanted to be called queen.

    “Hehe.”

    Although it is still small, the possibility of it becoming bigger leaked out with laughter. John, who was groaning in pain, recognized the meaning of that laughter like a ghost.

    ‘It can’t go on like this, Chwiik!’

    John devised a way to escape the crisis. I was caught off guard and caught a vital point, so I will have to pay the price.

    The cost is a bit high, but what if it’s not your original body?

    “Chwiiik!!”

    “Huh? Why are you making a scene? Are you ripping this off? Are you really ripping it off?”

    “Chwii profit!”

    Puk puk puk puk

    John, with his clasped hands, hit Eve on the head. Eve, who had been hit several times on the top of her head, also became angry and tightened her hands.

    “It’s true that you see this!!”

    “Keeek…!”

    John slammed his fist and shook his body, enduring the pain of squeezing his balls. No matter how strong the orc’s strength is, it is a situation where the force is not applied properly.

    Still, I struggled. It wasn’t enough to take away Eve’s strength, but it was enough to break something else.

    scold

    A sound that made the men tremble again rang out. Once free, John bent his neck from side to side.

    Drumming

    Drop… drop…

    “Chwi, ik. Orcs don’t fall like this.”

    “Uh… no… this…”

    Hawaii could not accept the sudden change in circumstances. He was beaten while holding the piece of flesh left by the orc in his hand.

    “Chwiik! It’s revenge made by eunuchs!”

    “Off…!”

    “A man’s tears, Chwiik!!”

    Yohan was not a man who regarded his partner as a woman or childhood friend. He was beaten mercilessly without covering his fists, chest, and stomach.

    “Chwiik! Come, come, come, come!!”

    John, who was attacking Eve in anger after having his balls torn off, stopped his attack because of the numb pain.

    Drip, drip, drip.

    The bleeding occurring in the center of the lower body was so large that it was difficult to ignore. Johan once again realized how much of a fraudulent skill self-healing was.

    “Chwiik. I have to compete!”

    “Win… good…”

    While John stopped. Eve, who had overcome the shock of being beaten, also took a stance. A woman and a man raising their guard and taking steps.

    ‘It feels strangely familiar.’

    Eve thought she had repeated this composition dozens and hundreds of times. The ‘bastard’ I met in the game looked similar to Yohan.

    It seemed like they overlapped because the opponent was probably stronger than him and it was a one-on-one situation. I’ve never beaten ‘that bastard’ in the game, but this time will be different.

    “Chwiprofit! Let’s settle the matter!”

    “Yes~ If I wait too long, I will win due to excessive bleeding~”

    Since your opponent has an injury that cannot be treated, you win as long as you run away. Even the opponent could not run properly due to bleeding in the groin.

    What better conditions can there be than this?

    “Don’t run away cowardly, fight like a man!”

    “You don’t get drunk anymore?”

    “profit!”

    After a 10-minute chase, the orc fell. Hawawa stepped on the fallen orc’s chest and roared.

    “Hawawawawa!!”

    Although it was a bit out of shape, it was a valuable victory anyway.

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