episode_0278

Oak.

One of the races representing fantasy.

They are a species familiar to humans on Earth as they are so famous that even Godbanians think of a pig’s head when they think of orcs.

A race I have become much more familiar with after seeing the false days in the tower. Disgust increased in inverse proportion to familiarity, but in any case, this was the species that humans on Earth saw most often.

Actually, I only saw orcs a few times. I encountered not only these races such as elves and dwarves, but also unusual races such as Arachne and ghost story creatures, but the number of orcs was small.

Sophia evaluated it this way:

-of course. Orcs are only useful at level 1, but not so good from level 2 onwards.

-Aren’t your physical abilities useful?

– Instead, you’re ignorant. There is no race with a body as good as that. Existence of substitutes. There’s a lot of upward compatibility, so there’s no need to use Orc, right?

-Like humans?

-Oh, right. There are still more orcs than humans. My preferred race is second to last.

Anyway, I was possessed by an orc who was treated like a scum. The name is Warchief. Because it was the final boss that marked the end of the event, it was much stronger than the King Rat.

Fluffy!

As I alternated between several bodybuilding poses, my muscles twitched. The arm muscles are bigger than the head of a child.

That’s why I can’t scratch my back. This is why I don’t like bulky muscles. Because of its size, there are loopholes.

“Chwiik. Cheonsol. Scratch my back.”

“Did it tickle? I’ll give you a scratch, but why are you snorting on purpose?”

“Chwiik. If you’re an orc, it has to be like this. Chwiik.”

“The orc she dealt with didn’t do that.”

This is why vampires are not allowed. Because they lack human sensitivity, they are unable to sympathize with them and choose other things.

“Chwiik. Cheonsol needs to learn some humane righteousness.”

“You’re talking nonsense again. Put your back on it.”

Scratch Scratch

A white and beautiful hand scratched the itchy spot precisely. It felt refreshing and refreshing, like ejaculating after having sex for over an hour.

“Chwiik!”

“It’s the breath of a nose that can make even a thousand years of love cool down. Be glad that a generous girl has made you her father.”

“It’s the luck of my life.”

“Why do you only speak normally at times like this…”

Cheonsol blushed and avoided eye contact. It was beautiful.

okay. It was beautiful. Surprisingly, Cheonsol was not possessed by the orc. He joined the Orc army by possessing an avatar that looked identical to his original body.

Sophia said, ‘Looking at the web novel that Yohan recommended, I heard that the event must have a hidden element? So, we should mix in a vampir as a surprise!’ He explained.

I wondered what was going on, but they didn’t stop me. There are neat-looking orcs in space, but the orcs on Earth are a bit ugly.

Even macho men are so ugly that their strong masculinity cannot cover it up. Children who grew up in the New World seeing only pretty and handsome people naturally hated orcs.

-Ranran wants to come down too? Ranran hates ugly orcs!

-me too…

Aren’t the undead and orcs similar? How could dad say something like that? Did you look at me the same way as the orcs?

-Childcare, baby, baby, baby.

In the first place, those four didn’t even put their heart and soul into the event. I do not know why.

Even if you come in first place, you are eligible to open the box, and the way to get first place depends on luck, but isn’t there an element of competition?

If there is a winner, of course I have to take it.

“Chwiik. What about the Vampir detachment?”

“He’s a low-level person, has no martial arts skills, and can’t use trivial magic, but he can use his clan’s power. They say they have good face.”

“Chwiik. What about you?”

“What can I say to my wife? The plan is to just cut down the white people and leave. If the female commander had drawn her sword, shouldn’t she have cut the white man?”

It was a statement that shocked Sophia as she said, ‘Killing a precious servant of the future?’ In fact, I was so shocked that I ripped off the cloth and tried to stop it.

Only after receiving a promise to look after the hands of those who could see the cotyledons was Cheonsol able to descend.

“Chwiik. Orc chieftains, come in.”

“Great Chief, nice to meet you Chwiik.”

“The female warchief is strange. Chwiik. It’s too thin. weak. A strong female is needed next to the warchief… Chwiik!!”

Cheonsol’s sword touched the female orc’s uvula. When I slightly slashed, blood formed on the tip of the sword.

“The tongue is the root of all evil. Should I cut my own tongue and remove my vocal cords?”

“Chwiiik…”

The orc chief looked at me with pitiful eyes. It was so unclean and unpleasant that I wanted to kill it, but I held back.

If we kill that one, there will be no one to lead the orcs. If I had known this would happen, I would have dragged the kids with me. Did you know orcs would be this stupid?

“Chwiik. Report.”

“Everyone has gathered together.”

“This time, everyone has gathered together.”

“Chwiik. Didn’t I tell you that there were a few gathered, not all.”

“The daily chwiik is five hundred. I can’t see a few of them.”

“This time, Chwiik is also worth five hundred! A few more went hunting for humans and didn’t come back!”

“Then… how much is the profit?”

“My head hurts! Let’s just say it’s all gathered together!”

I wish I could at least count numbers properly. No matter how many of them are missing, there are still 500 orcs in one squad. The garden is five hundred.

Do you have to be this stupid to be ranked 2nd among the unfavorable races? What on earth is a human being pushed aside by an orc like that?

“Gwangma. Forty-four Vampir detachments have been prepared.”

“Wasn’t there six people?”

“He was beaten to death while lusting for orc blood… Don’t look at me like that! Vampirs are not a pathetic race! Even from low blood, they are low class, so they are stupid!”

How can we fight a war with these idiotic tribes? I understand why orcs cannot conquer the continent in fantasy novels.

If the soldiers are this stupid, even the most outstanding commander has no answer. In the end, there was only one strategy for me to choose.

Ignorant dog. If you package it with good words… will it work? It’s too much for my vocabulary.

“Chwiik!”

I stood on the cliff I climbed when I was a king and looked down. Other than the gray fur changing to green skin, not much has changed.

I’ve done this once so I’m used to it. Adaptability is one of my many strengths. I started giving a speech, which was another advantage.

“Chwiik! Fight! kill! I win!”

“Chwiikchwiik!”

“Warchief is smart! Orcs fight! If you kill, you win!”

“Chwiik! Charge!”

“Chwii profit!!”

The orcs charged in, snorting. A charge as ignorant as a pack of rats. Still, they are primates and have formations.

Cheonsol, who was looking at the green wave, turned his head.

“Gwangma. I felt it last time too, but I’m not very good at conducting. What do you do if you attack with ignorance?”

I may not be good at conducting, but I’m good at keeping my mouth shut. Listen to the excuse of having been trained on Earth and perfected in the God Realm.

“If you put effort into leading, a lot of hunters die. I’m getting scolded by Sophia.”

“I see. Well, I guess this method is the right answer. For those of low level, there is no enemy as fearful as orcs.”

Cheonsol, convinced, drew his sword and looked at me.

“Why do you look at me like that? Are you trying to cut me down?”

“Don’t you have to give instructions to move the special unit? Just a moment… chaha!”

Suddenly

The upper body of one vampir was cut neatly diagonally. The vampirs, who were drooling, looked up in surprise.

“Do not charge until the main lady orders you to do so. Otherwise, you will be summarily executed like that guy. Do you understand?”

“Okay!”

“Then it’s Gwangma. What can a separate unit do?”

I confirmed the last name before giving instructions. The Orc army built a ladder on their own, picked up a chariot from somewhere, and began a full-scale siege.

Although they were humans who gained experience from the previous invasion, they could not easily block the Orc army’s offensive.

Arrows are blocked by shields or armor. Even if it wasn’t blocked, it couldn’t easily penetrate the thick skin.

Although magic is effective, wizards have limits to their magic power. There were no hunters foolishly jumping down the castle walls, so it proceeded in the form of a normal siege.

“Secretly climb on top of the castle wall and neutralize the archers or wizards. Don’t kill it too much.”

“All you have to do is suck the blood and neutralize it. Since there is an inspection that I have been paying close attention to for a few days, I will also give instructions.”

“Just take care of that.”

“When are you moving?”

When will I join the battlefield? Should I come out last as the final boss? Or should I stand at the forefront like an Orc?

But it was too late to take the lead. Even though I tried to leave at the end, I was so sore that I couldn’t just watch.

If you don’t like both, you have to find a middle ground. Let’s mix in the oak crevices appropriately.

…Things in the world did not go as planned. When I came to my senses, I found myself running toward the castle gate, carrying the remains of a broken car.

“Chwiik! The warchief is trying to break down the castle gate!”

“Let’s follow the warchief. Chwiik!”

“Arrows are flying! Chwiik is blocked!”

“Keuuuu… The warchief remembers Chwiik… He received the magic instead…”

I never thought orcs would be such a devoted race. I would have been impressed even if he wasn’t so ugly.

“Chwiik! I’ll remember!”

With tears in her eyes, she placed a long, strong pillar in her side. Handling pillars is something I do every day, and breaking through blockages is also my specialty.

Kwaaaang!!

The gate was quite strong, but a hole was punctured by one charge. A frightened face could be seen through the hole.

It wasn’t completely pierced, so why were I so scared? I pulled the pillar back as far as I could and stabbed it fiercely.

Ujijijik

Was the arm strength holding the pillar too strong? It was half bent and wobbly. A situation where the death of the pillar can be sentenced.

Still, it was a meaningful death. We crossed over the broken castle gate and entered inside.

“Chwiik!”