episode_0277

When we last met. Although Yohan was taller and stockier than when he was a teenager, and his appearance was different, he did not deviate from the human frame.

In particular, his arms were big and warm. Did John appear as a rat? It didn’t make sense in common sense.

What kind of crazy person in the world would turn into a rat just to make fun of her? Hawaii, which was too common-sense to understand the crazy man’s way of thinking, spoke out.

“Are you tormenting our kids about this topic? You come here!”

It was a shouting that was conscious of the viewer’s reaction. If the opponent was overflowing with dignity, he would have stepped forward seriously, but since the opponent was a large hamster, he had no choice but to pretend to be cute.

I also aimed for the effect of walking with a pet.

‘There was also a study that found that women who walk with their dogs look cuter than women who just walk.’

The source of knowledge was viewers’ donations, and they didn’t even double check, but they aimed for that anyway.

“Squeak!!”

“Come here!”

“Squeak!!”

A giant rat with a crown on its head. In other words, the king rat stood on both feet and twitched its nose. It was a twitch that directly hit the strike zone of Hawaii, which likes cute things.

“What should we do, everyone? It’s so cute.”

-front! Look ahead!

“Front?

Stiff gray fur filled my vision. Eve realized what had happened only after her feet were in the air.

‘A headbutt to the body. A headbutt to the body that even an orc couldn’t get…!’

It was humiliating, but I got my mind under control in less than a second. Does it make sense to be attacked like that just because you were distracted for a moment?

Hawawa easily defeated the orc chieftain who was the boss of the 20th floor. I beat bosses lower than that even with my eyes closed.

But getting hit by something like the King Rat, the dungeon boss hidden on the third floor? The physical shock was not great, but the mental blow was enormous.

The professional broadcaster read the chat window while landing and adjusting her posture.

“Uh huh. Did you intentionally hit me to collect money? I’m like that…”

“Squeak!!”

[It is said that it would be foolish for a crazy person to look away during battle.]

This time, I felt a heavy weight on the side of my head. The damage was not significant, but the weight caused him to fall to one knee.

“Squeak!!”

[You crazy person, don’t kneel. Because it looks weak. He teases.]

Something soft hit my head and shoulders. It was a soft blow to Hawaii, who had received the deteriorated Iron Man and naked armor from the Constellation.

It was a honey chestnut that would not be enough for an ordinary hunter to have a dent in his head. What if this monster targets a hunter other than Hawaii?

‘I have to deal with the King Rat!’

Eve, overcome by a sense of duty, lowered her center of gravity and tried to roll to the side. The King Rat adjusted his posture to match Eve’s movements.

“Squeak squeak!”

[I tell you not to get caught by the crazy human, as his grasping limbs are short and he is vulnerable to wrestling techniques. If you are caught by a technique, you are disqualified as a human being.]

The saint was usually not helpful, but he was even less helpful now. It was hard to tell whether this was the constellation of Eve or the King Rat.

“Please… shut up!”

Eve, who had forgotten that she had to speak respectfully to John because she was broadcasting, swore and caught the rat.

Although rats weigh much more, humans are far superior in terms of limb length and therefore center of gravity.

Since it was a four-legged animal to begin with, standing on two legs was unbalanced. Eve lowered herself and caught the king mouse and lifted it up!

“Hawaaa!!”

“Squeak, squeak!!”

“Look around!!”

Eve threw the rat she had lifted above her head onto the floor. The King Rat twisted his body in the air and tried to land, but Hawaii quickly kicked him.

“Squeak.”

[The crazy person clicks his tongue, saying this is such an obvious connection.]

However, it was blocked by the king rat’s short paw. Despite the difference in physical abilities, the king rat was gently pushed away without receiving much shock.

Hawaii was shocked when she witnessed the technique that released the shock contained in the kick.

“Crazy… The boss of the giant rat, one of the weakest monsters, uses shedding? And at that level? Even the top 1% of fighting games can’t do that?”

“Squeak!”

[The crazy man explains that the universe is large and that there are many monsters that are difficult to understand.]

“Squeak squeak.”

[So, don’t be arrogant, sharpen your skills every day, and reach the point where you can destroy the sky with just one regime…]

When Eve saw the rat standing on two feet again and squealing, she was overcome by the same feeling of déjà vu she had felt earlier.

The King Rat standing in a posture I have never seen before. Even the frowning expression was familiar. If the facial structure was different but it was human…

‘Is it the same as when John made fun of me?’

Once we found something in common, we found other differences one after another. Especially when the mouse squeaks. A message from the Constellation also arrived.

If you put all the circumstantial evidence together, that obnoxious rat is Yohan.

‘But unless you’re crazy…’

Eve, with goosebumps, pursed her lips. To be honest, John seemed a bit crazy. In the first place, the name of the constellation was also a crazy person.

Eve, now confident, shouted.

“Crazy person!!”

*

Ah, I caught this. Was the technique used to counterattack too advanced?

I couldn’t help it. The physical abilities of Eve and I, who were possessed by giant rats, were as severe as the difference between a child and a fighter.

If it hadn’t been a surprise attack that caught him off guard, he wouldn’t have been able to hit him, and if he’d been kicked squarely, his internal organs would have been shattered.

But I can’t admit it right away.

“No”

-Do not lie! The timing is the same!

It looks like they got caught because their speaking timing was the same. I thought you wouldn’t notice because Hawaii is such a stubborn person. It was shocking, as if Ranran was saying something smart.

“Squeak.”

I was caught, but I squealed to cause at least some confusion. The constellation message was not sent because it contained no meaning.

-uh? is not it?

I thought about it when we met in a fighting game, but Hawaii is too soft. I don’t know how it got to second place in the rankings.

In a one-on-one match, physical strength and technique are important, but psychological warfare is also important.

I understand why the master in the martial arts magazine beats up his foolish disciple. It is to teach the truth that the disciple will never understand.

Today I will open a ceremony for Eve.

“Squeak!!”

With all his might, he slapped Eve’s cheek with a squeak. After successfully hitting it, I twisted my spine and fell to the side.

Huh

Even then, I couldn’t avoid it completely, so the white leather rubbed against my elbow. It wasn’t even scratched by a blade, but a solid line was drawn and blood was flowing.

“Damn body. Even if it is a rat, why is it so weak?”

For some reason, I never encountered a rat or beastman in battle. How weak would they be if they combined a human with a JOAT initial physical ability and a rat with just a JOAT?

-That’s right! Great. I thought we’d wait and see.

Eve, who felt the touch, relaxed her shoulders and approached me. Because he has the body of a rat, it is difficult to fully demonstrate traditional martial arts.

So, I need to take advantage of my new body.

“Deploy the siege and annihilation rats!”

“Snap!’

“Squeak!”

“Squeak!!”

The rats that were charging out of ignorance heard my command and charged at Eve. Even though it is the lowest level monster, each individual weighs about 3 to 5 kg.

-what! Stop coming here! Eeek! Get out of the way!

In an instant, dozens of rats died after being hit by the hammer. Although it didn’t cause any damage to Hawaii, it did press down on it with its slightly heavy body and obstructed its path.

“This is the Incheon tactic, not the West Sea tactic.”

-there…

Moment. A swarm of rats blocked the space between me and Eve. He did not miss the opportunity presented by the West Sea tactic and hid himself among the rats.

The crown, which is fixed on the head as if glued, is annoying, but if it is in a blind spot where Eve can’t see it, it won’t be noticed.

Powwow

The corpse of the rat, cut into pieces, fell into the larynx. Eve turned on her eyes and looked for me.

-where are you? Where are you?

Should I also teach you how to find the target by feeling later? He clicks his tongue, turns back, and leaps.

He gently bit Eve on the shoulder.

-damn! This is real!

Although it was deteriorated, the combination of the iron man and naked armor was too strong. The rat’s teeth barely pierced the shoulder armor. It didn’t touch my skin.

My stomach hurt from being hit by a hand gesture that seemed to chase away a flying insect, but it felt good.

“You know, right? Even if it was an orc instead of a giant rat, and even if it didn’t have any naked armor or an iron man, it would be a corpse over there.”

When I returned to the divine world after the cancer battle, I heard Eve talking to herself.

-I understand… but we’ll see.

I’m not afraid of people who say wait and see.

*

Thanks to subduing the King Rat, Hawaii received the first place reward. What comes out of the giant rat is Lulu’s item.

It was a rare item that could raise up to ten undead from a corpse.

Rare by Earth standards. By New World standards, it is a normal item.

Look, Dad. Eve and her sister are making good use of my summoning bell.

Lulu seems happy that Hawaii is using the item well. On the big screen, Hawaii was seen fighting against an army of kobolds.

-Shield forward!

-from now on!

-Fire a powerful shout all around!

-Sparta!!

The slogan was funny because it was on air, but the result was great. The fearsome boss Avni defeated the kobold army possessed by the mite spirits by pushing them away with his shield.

As we killed the fallen and advanced, the kobolds’ line was pushed back and thinned out.

Sophia, who was lying down eating grapes, muttered.

“You don’t have to watch this to finish. Orcs were next, right?”