“Guys. A long, long time ago. Do you know the ritual customs of the ancient gods when they were young and energetic gods?”

    “What kind of sacrifice is this all of a sudden?”

    Sophia, who had been rolling her eyes for a long time, said something unexpected. I don’t know what luck has to do with ancestral rites.

    “Sophia is the goddess of life and healing. Even if you receive a sacrifice, you will not receive a buff in that area. If you need luck, you ask the appropriate god, right?”

    “John. No matter how close you are, you should not open the treasure chest for someone else. Even more so, how can you trust a trainer who was connected by request?”

    “I can’t believe it! I can’t believe it!”

    Ranran responded excitedly. I liked Sophia, who was half-mad.

    Actually, I thought Sophia was cute too. They say that if a girl looks cute no matter what she does, you’re in love with her.

    My heart raced like it did when I first touched and kissed Sophia’s breasts. They say that in marriage, you need to hold events occasionally to strengthen your relationship. I understand why.

    I’m excited because the already pretty and big-breasted goddess shows a different side of herself.

    “Ranran said it well! You can’t trust a trainer you don’t know! I can’t even trust you!”

    “Master… Why are you taking after Gwangma? The main woman is having a hard time with just Gwangma and the children.”

    It’s not because of me, right? To be honest, I am the most calm, kind, and obedient among the sisters, right?

    “No…”

    -Lulu unnie says absolutely not.

    Albata, do you want to get scolded? uh? Where are you running!

    Looking at the ruined landscape, this phrase came to mind.

    “When Sophia, steeped in madness, went on a rampage, her minions followed suit and clouded the divine world. John 1:1.”

    It is the Gospel of John because I, whose name is John, spoke. It is absolutely not plagiarism or homage. If my name was Cheolsu, it would have been Cheolsu Gospel.

    “Huh? Guys. Why are you making such a fuss? Let’s be quiet because the garden is ruined.”

    “Ranran is calm!”

    “Get better.”

    Sophia came to her senses and organized the situation. Usually, me or the kids would cause trouble and Sophia or Cheonsol would take care of it, so it was sorted out quickly.

    “I can’t leave it to another trainer. It’s something that the power of God doesn’t work on, so you have to rely on pure luck to win.”

    “How do you determine your luck?”

    “We have the means to determine it among ourselves! It’s constellation play!”

    It was a game I hadn’t heard of in a long time. When I first started imitating the constellations, I looked at it often because it was fresh and fun, and because my sponsor was Hawaii, I looked at it even more often, but these days, it has faded.

    This is because it was similar to an idle phone game on Earth. I was busy at first because they decided on a sponsor and gave me skills.

    Once the sponsor grew to a certain level, there was no need to look at it often. Eve even took care of her own items and skills, so there was little room for concern.

    All I had to do was answer sometimes when called.

    “It’s a constellation game. Are you thinking of summoning your sponsors?”

    “I like Ranran! Ranran’s sponsor is two years old! Are you walking really well? It’s amazing!”

    Ranran pretended to be a sponsor and stroked her lower abdomen. The slightest gesture made me blush.

    I guess… no? Ellis had a problem, but if Ranran’s problem occurs right away, he will die. I will die from Cheonsol, not from Sophia.

    “So, Sophia. How do I play the constellation game?”

    “We are holding an event at the Tower of Earth. It’s an event that happens in all constellations in other universes, but the important thing is the reward. Do you usually give items containing the energy of a constellation?”

    Sophia opened a market and bought and distributed rainbow-colored rocks.

    “This is that item. If you put energy into it, it will turn into a random item when the backer gets it.”

    “Aha…”

    It seems that the clever Avni has figured out how to determine luck. As expected, she has the best brain among my daughters.

    “Event…”

    “That’s right. The person who turns into the highest grade item will open the 100th ranked box.”

    Sophia put her hand on my shoulder.

    “John! I believe it!”

    “Just trust me.”

    Sophia nodded and tapped Cheonsol on the shoulder.

    “Cheonsol! I believe it!”

    “Master? Don’t you believe in Gwangma?”

    “Get better! I believe it!”

    “Wrong. Oh no, your eyes have rolled back.”

    Once this box scam passes, I will never give a box to Sophia again. It’s nice to have a different look, but this is too broken.

    A broken Sophia is dependent and obsessed with me? This might be good too…

    “Then everyone rub the stones! I’ll hold an event!”

    As I was massaging the stone, I thought of Eve. Wouldn’t it be a good idea to let them know that an event is taking place?

    But it’s no fun if you just tell them. What should I say…

    *

    A tower that appeared on Earth. Eve, who was chosen by the Constellation to climb the tower, saw the Constellation’s message and coughed up blood.

    [The crazy person says Long Time Mr. Noh.]

    [He laughs and says it was Ha, not Noh.]

    “Kaaaa!!”

    The boss on the 29th floor, who was being beaten by her, blinked like a nightgold.

    “Chwiik? Are you vomiting blood? Are you hurt? Strong human female! Kill it!”

    [I ask if a crazy person is dangerous.]

    [I am worried that I am dangerously weak to the Orc Chieftain.]

    “Please! Let’s stop being so crazy and keep your mouth shut!”

    Viewers who were watching Hawaii’s boss strategy broadcast all said ‘gasp’ and posted a chat.

    -omg.

    -omg. I’m angry.

    -Is this going to be controversial?

    -Controversy over Hawaii Season 3212… Shouting at viewers to shut up…

    Eve closed her eyes after reading John’s message and the viewers’ chat. Even crazy sounds are okay as long as they are heard from only one side. It was painful to hear it in surround sound.

    “Chwiik…”

    The Orc chief, who was not stupid, swung his ax while making as little noise as possible. I thought the perfect opportunity was when the other person closed their eyes.

    However, Hawaii was a female warrior who gained experience in virtual reality games and trained by climbing the tower. Even if I closed my eyes, I could read the Chief’s attack.

    Kaang!

    There was even naked armor. As the ax flew away, Eve opened her eyes and swung the sword.

    wickedness

    A sharp blade sliced through the orc chieftain’s throat. As the pig-like head fell, a chat praising Eve came up and support poured in.

    [A crazy person mutters that he wants to eat pork soup.]

    “Everyone. It’s been a while since my constellation came and we’ll have a quick chat.”

    -That crazy person?

    -The person who doesn’t even answer prayers unless it’s a pretty woman…

    -The man who scolds even pretty women if they are out of shape…

    ‘What on earth is John doing?’

    Hawaii frowned. Is that all real?

    If he had a personality that could be seen as a message, he would be a great man… but when he was young, John was a thoughtful and cool man.

    Hawaii, a major streamer with n years of broadcasting, showed off his special skills. It is oppression of viewers and media.

    “Uh huh. Please do not slander our Constellation. If you spread false information, you will be scolded by the Holy See.”

    -Honestly, you know. That crazy person.

    “I believe in the Holy See. Anyway, we have to talk, so be quiet.”

    Eve called John. Since it was on air, I spoke politely.

    “Crazy human being. What brought you here?”

    [The crazy person says that an event will be held soon.]

    “Is the event open?”

    [It is said to be an event to subdue a legion of monsters. It is said that there is a giant rat army, a goblin army, a kobold army, and an orc army.]

    “Uh… why is it so beneficial?”

    Eve suspected that the constellation had changed to someone else. I thought they would just let us know that an event was taking place and leave us to take care of the rest.

    “But wouldn’t an army invade?”

    [They say that crazy humans will invade, of course. An army of monsters is invading the safe zone on the 10th and 20th floors, so you are told to defeat the boss of each race and receive rewards.]

    “No…! An army of monsters is invading the safe zone? You should have said that sooner!”

    Eve was in such a hurry that she forgot to honor her and quickly went down the tower. Even as I headed to the 25th floor where the exit was, I didn’t stop talking.

    “Director Kim Jeong-bu, are you watching the broadcast? Our Constellation said there is a monster invasion. And…”

    When Hawaii was busy explaining the situation. John, who was lying on the mat and watching, asked Sophia who was sitting next to him.

    “Sophia. Why is the event a monster invasion? Aren’t there also more peaceful events?”

    “Surprisingly, this is the most peaceful event. Less peaceful events are like being locked in a maze.”

    “Exploring the maze must have been fun.”

    “It took too long. The monster invasion that lasts only a week is the shortest.”

    After asking everything he was curious about, Yohan ate the grapes Ebni brought him and spat out the skins.

    I thought the monster invasion was too much, but the person fighting was Hawaii. It wasn’t John.

    [The crazy human advises you to fight well and grow. It tells you that if you kill the Orc Warchief, you will get a Mad Man Relic.]

    “Orc warchief? Not a chieftain, but a warchief? Crazy… I need to prepare well.”

    [The Crazy Man preaches that crisis is an opportunity. It is said that the Constellations will keep an eye on active hunters.]

    “That’s why you’re so flirty. everyone. If you kill the boss monster, an artifact containing the power of the constellations will appear, so don’t run away…”

    Eve, who was conveying John’s words, suddenly became a mediator between the government and the hunter group. Eve, who had been working all night, gritted her teeth.

    ‘You’re making me suffer like this. Next time we meet, I won’t leave you alone.’

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