episode_0274
by fnovelpia“But goblin, if you do this here, how are you going to bring the plant monsters into the trap?
Wild monsters are sensitive and would never fall into this artificial trap, right?”
“There are ways. From now on, I will decorate it in a non-artificial way… , and… , the trap must originally have a distance to lure.”
“Oh… , what kind of method… ?”
“It’s a secret… . husband… , it would be difficult to know… .”
“Uh… ? You can’t believe it… ?”
“Shhh… . Husband, you shouldn’t know. It’s a secret.”
“Ha… , this crazy… . Phew… . Sigh. okay. I’ll keep it a secret. I’m curious about Dojin’s expression later… ♡ Hehehe♡”
“My husband asked me to hunt my tribe first. This is a small revenge.”
Jeong Soo-yeon and Azael were talking quietly and talking about something.
Then, Azael rearranged stones and tree branches here and there, saying that he wanted to decorate the trap in a non-artificial way.
“Husband, isn’t it hot? Take these clothes off.”
“Is that so? Should I take it off… ? There won’t be any mosquitoes this season… ? Hmm… , It’s a bit chilly though, so I don’t think I need to take it off… .”
“No. It’s hot, so take it off. If possible, take off your armpits to expose them as well.”
“… why not… . Why not go there… .”
“Sseu-eup… Take it off… .”
I had no choice but to take off a lot of my clothes in response to Azael’s request to expose me in the forest.
It was chilly late fall, so I wore a lot of clothes… , Azael kept telling me to take off my clothes, so now I’m almost left with just my underwear.
Since I was only wearing panties and running shorts, Azael thought it might be because he wanted to have sex, so I tried to babysit him, but he refused.
‘and! It’s the first time I’ve seen Azael refuse to take care of himself!’
“Husband, I really want to do it too, but… , now is not the time… . Sniff… . good. It smells just right.
That purple-headed Ingan over there, hit this grass here. We have to erase our smell.”
“Yes. okay. Tsk tsk.”
“… ? … excuse me? Azael? Why don’t you give me that grass? Grass that removes odor?”
“My husband should smell better. Jump up and down there.”
“… ???”
“Husband, please come to work and lend a hand.”
“… huh? hand… ?”
“Yes. That’s right. Good job.”
“Huh? Why are my hands tied? … Why are your legs tied again?”
“Husband, there are two things that wild monsters are fascinated by.”
“… What? I’m starting to get a little ominous… . I’m getting goosebumps all over my body right now… ?”
“The first is the smell of the prey.
And the second… , It is the smell of a healthy, fertile male in the fertile period.”
“… ???”
“My husband has both.
The smell of a really bad male, and the smell of prey. Very good bait.”
“… hey! Azael! Are you crazy?! Don’t solve this right away… ??!! Ugh… ! Ugh… ! Why isn’t this resolved… ! How tightly did you tie it? !!”
“Husband, don’t go wild… . … Oh, no. Run more rampant. It smells worse.
Soon this smell will spread throughout the forest. lol. My husband very perfect and good bait.
And my husband, idiot. I should have thought it was strange when I saw that it was a trap and no bait was prepared.
This is a very rudimentary method. Next time, if someone sets a trap without preparing bait, be alert right away.
Husband, you are the bait.”
“Ah, Azael… . My, I did everything wrong… . huh… ? Please release this… . huh… ?”
“Husband, I won’t die. Don’t worry. Do you think I would leave my husband? When a monster comes, we release it and run away together.”
“Then why are you tied up like this? ?!”
“My husband, if he found out the truth, he would run away. Husband, you are scared. When it comes to hunting, we also have to endure the damage. That’s what hunting is.”
“… Then you said you caught a plant monster before… , I caught it by baiting it with another male goblin… ?”
“No, why do you do that? Males are precious. I just lured them in with some tasty food. ah… , right. Come to think of it, I brought something with me.”
Azael took out crushed hamburgers and French fries from his pocket and sprinkled them on my body.
no… , this… , what are you doing… .
“A very unpleasant male Ingan smell that also smells very delicious. Monsters can’t stand this. I guarantee it.”
“… … .”
I was so dumbfounded by Azael’s words that I was at a loss to say anything.
“Hey goblin. But shouldn’t you have lured Kim Do-jin with something like underwear?
I think we can lure Kim Do-jin with underwear and remove the smell with this paste… , Do I really have to do it like that?”
“I thought about that too. But there is a unique, disgusting scent that only comes from my husband’s body.
People call this a pheromone. I did an experiment while my husband was sleeping.
My husband’s smell cannot be completely erased. Strange thing. Nonsensical. It was estimated as a characteristic. Can not help it.
And luring them with underwear doesn’t work well on sensitive monsters. Get caught.
Failed to distract the monsters. Once you start being alert, traps won’t work.”
“… Hmm, that sounds reasonable. I know what you mean.
It’s true that Kim Do-jin smells strangely sweet and disgusting… .”
“Now, I hide well where my husband can see. Monsters will definitely come.”
“Okay. Let’s hide. Hey goblin. Do you know how to hide properly?”
“I am a master of stealth and ambush. I am a ninja goblin. I learned it by watching YouTube.”
“… What can you say, this is ridiculous.”
Jeong Soo-yeon and Azael talked amongst themselves and disappeared from my sight.
It seemed like it was hidden somewhere, but it disappeared before my eyes in the blink of an eye.
“… ? … to? … Where did you go after leaving me tied up like this? ? … Did you really go? Use me as bait… ?”
A quiet space in the forest.
I was absent-mindedly in this chilly forest in late fall… ,
I became more and more afraid.
“… Azael, this is like a hidden camera… ? You’re kidding me… ? huh… ? It’s my fault… . Please let me go… .”
No matter how tightly I tied it, my hands and feet couldn’t be loosened.
Even though I tried to tear it free with my teeth, the thick and hard tree vines that Azael had tied were too thick.
And it’s so hard that I think my teeth will chip first.
– Sting! –
– Jack! Tweet! Tweet! =
I can hear insects and birds.
The grass bugs have no strength to make sounds, perhaps because winter is slowly approaching and it is time to die.
Fortunately, this eroded space is relatively warm, so the bugs seem to still be alive.
Perhaps birds survive the winter by eating those bugs… ?
“No, fuck. Why should I be thinking like this? Oh my… , really… .”
Azael and Jeong Soo-yeon are probably hiding somewhere, watching me.
So I believe there won’t be any major problems… , I guess I’ll just have to look around and kill some time.
Let’s spend a few minutes like that,
A bush stirred, and a dark-green woman with a bewitching beauty appeared.
“Uh… . … Monster?”
“Shoes… .”
Let me stare intently,
He blushes as if he is embarrassed and cautiously approaches me… .
“Low-level Alauneda!”
“Husband! Now! Run away this way!”
“… No, running away, sleeping, tied up… , uh… ? When was it released… ?”
At some point, Azael’s tied hands and feet were released.
What method did you use? Is it magic?
No, Azael, you don’t know how to use magic? what?
I guess they used some kind of method. Did you use a magic tool?
Anyway, I was so excited.
The plant-type monster called low-level Alaune was momentarily taken aback by the sudden appearance of Azael and Jeong Soo-yeon, but immediately became alert and prepared to respond.
However, the trap that Azael had prepared in advance began to operate.
– Howling! –
The fire soared in an instant as if oil had been sprinkled on it, surrounding the area where the low-level Alaune was.
The area where I was was dug into the ground, making it almost like an underground space, so the firepower was concentrated and the sparks did not fly to other places.
And I safely jumped to where Azael and Jeong Soo-yeon were.
The moment I exited the trap space, Azael pulled the tree trunk and the embers enveloped the escape route I had taken, burning brightly.
“Wow… , how did you prepare this? Azael, because you pulled the tree trunk, the fire spread… ?”
“Husband, this is a trap. It was prepared to light a fire by pulling the stem.
This stem is the stem that was taken to free my husband. This stem is the stem that blocks the escape route.
Prepare the oily fruits of plants for fire. Also prepare fire-starting candles. I am thorough with traps.
Safety is also thorough. If the fire is likely to spread, prepare firefighting fruit as well. Very safe.”
“Oh… .”
Low-level Alaune burns in agony.
However, its vitality is so strong that it does not die easily.
As Azael said, I think I will die only if I hit the last blow.
The low-level Alraune, who was suffering, looked around for his life and then ran towards the escape route where I had escaped.
Even though he was engulfed in hot flames and looked like he was about to die, he somehow managed to get out of the fire pit and stand in front of us.
“Kkeeeek… . Shit… .”
Low-level Alaune sheds tears.
It’s heartbreaking because she has a human form and is a very beautiful woman.
If only the skin wasn’t full-colored, it would look just like a human.
Low-level Alaune cried bitterly.
It’s as if you’re complaining, “Why are you doing this to me? I just came here because I like you, so why are you doing this to me?”
As my conscience was pricked and my heart ached, Azael pulled out his hatchet and rushed at me.
Low-level Alraune, who saw that, fell to his knees and cried bitterly, as if he had given up on this life.
“Caaaeaeaeek~~!! Wow~~!!”
– Boom! Degurrr… –
Azael’s ax struck the thin neck of lowly Alraune, whose life was coming to an end.
The lowly Alraune’s head was cut off and his head rolled over in front of me.
“… Somehow, I feel sorry for this guy… . Should I at least make a tomb… .”
“My husband, I feel sorry for him when he hunts animals. Husband, haven’t you ever caught a rabbit or a deer?
Haven’t you seen cows and pigs being killed and butchered? It’s all like that.”
“… I guess so.”
“Anyway, husband, take care of your hair quickly. It’s on its way here. Now here’s the danger.”
“I think it would be better to get up quickly like that goblin said.
The sound of this low-level Alraune crying at the end. Something is quite ominous.
There’s a lot of mana. I gave up my last struggle and defense and cried with all my mana.
This is definitely a signal to someone. Let’s get out of here right now.”
“… Yes… .”
I felt like something was stabbing me in the chest, but for now, I took the low-level Alraune’s head.
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