episode_0269

“First, love?”

The first one to speak in the silence was Choi Jin-ah. She was taken aback, perhaps because she thought it was so unexpected and sudden.

But I felt like his gaze was still directed towards me.

“Yeah! That kind of story is fun. Anyway, it’s all past stories. I’ll add some seasoning and listen to it vaguely.”

Add seasoning.

Are you saying that you’re just going to use other people’s first love stories as a joke?

Sister-in-law, I haven’t seen you like that… … !

“Of course, I’ll tell you my story too! I’ve never done it on TV before!”

A popular internet broadcaster’s first love story?

If I simply say this, some people might be curious, but to be honest, I didn’t really want to hear my sister-in-law’s story.

But my sister-in-law has already started.

“Actually, I met my first love while I was on a broadcast!”

‘So you said you wanted to do this because you wanted to talk about yourself.’

It seems like he wanted to make fun of his own story, not ours.

This guy is a natural born broadcaster.

“At first, I thought he was a strange person. He was so persistent in wanting to meet me.”

“I didn’t originally meet the viewers separately. But I saw him for the first time at the fan meeting-!”

“Just a moment.”

I tried to listen to the story as much as possible, but I couldn’t, so I stopped.

“You’re saying that person wasn’t my little brother?”

“If not, I won’t talk about it in front of you.”

Oh my.

“I would have listened to you if it weren’t for the conversation with my little brother.”

To be honest, I can’t believe that my younger sister-in-law’s first love was my younger brother.

I told you to add some seasoning, but you ended up distorting the roots.

That’s why I wonder if he can be a broadcaster.

“Chi, then if you don’t want to listen to me, then you should talk to me.”

My sister-in-law grumbles because she can’t talk about herself.

Originally, other people’s love stories were the most boring, but I wonder why this person is so obsessed with it.

“Do you really want to hear it? I met him in college-.”

“… … Could it be Yoonji?”

“You knew that and asked, didn’t you?”

When I asked her again, crossing my arms to give her a sharp blow, my sister-in-law scratched her neck in embarrassment.

There’s no way that person wouldn’t know about the story between me and Yunji.

“But can a man have his first love while he was in college?”

My sister-in-law looks at me suspiciously, wondering where she heard it on an internet broadcast.

“Usually, wouldn’t you have gotten it before that? Especially in the case of someone like you, it seems like it would be quite fast.”

Choi Jin-ah flinched at those words.

Then he sneaks in.

“Ma, that’s right. Don’t guys usually experience their first love in elementary school?”

“I didn’t do that.”

I don’t know what answer you want, but when I was young, I wasn’t particularly interested in girls.

“To be honest, I felt like the girls around me at that time didn’t look like women.”

“As expected… … .”

I stare intently at Senior Joo-hee, who seems to have understood something. I really wanted to ask why she was convinced, but I barely held back.

“But college feels too slow. When I was broadcasting, I looked into this kind of thing, and this is usually what happens in these cases-.”

I sat down with the intention of playing a game, but before I knew it, an in-depth(?) talk about first loves was in progress.

“You thought it wasn’t real love because you were just kids in high school or middle school? I’m someone who thinks like that.”

You say some cringey things so casually.

Choi Jin-ah didn’t seem to agree with that opinion, and Joo-hee didn’t seem to know.

‘Well, when Senior Joohee was in middle and high school, she would have just beaten up boys.’

Where would there have been time to feel such things?

“Anyway. You must have felt heart-fluttering before college, right? Right?”

Even though I told him it was Oh Yoon-ji, he didn’t believe me, so I guess he has no intention of letting me go until I answer.

I let out a short sigh and recalled the past.

I.

When was the first time you felt excited when you saw a girl?

When was it?

Surprisingly, really surprisingly, the answer came to my mind very quickly. But I wondered if it was okay to say it out loud.

“Are you serious?”

“Yeah!”

“Okay, I’m curious.”

“… … .”

I click my tongue at the pressure from the three of them. It feels a bit strange to just leave it out after saying all this.

In fact, it is a natural providence.

“Woo x Hara, kid.”

“… … .”

Only my sister-in-law realized who I was talking about.

He immediately became speechless and looked at me askance.

The other two were quite refreshing responses.

“Were you Japanese?”

“Have you studied abroad?”

The two people surprisingly had something in common.

It must be because of the shackles of a patriarchal and oppressive household.

On the other hand, it must have been because Senior Joohee had no time to turn her attention to such things.

I understand both of you.

“AV actress.”

But I hope you’ll tolerate me looking at you like I’m trash.

I understand them, so why don’t they understand me?

“No, I asked you. If you ask me when I first got excited by a girl, it’s only then. What do you want me to do?”

Is this my fault?

What’s the point of getting excited when all the people around you are kids?

Of course, I was a kid back then too.

“Then Woojin-.”

Senior Joohee coughs and gives a simple summary.

“The first woman I saw naked was my first love.”

Senior Joo-hee seems convinced again.

“No, if you say it like that… … .”

I tried to deny it, but it wasn’t so wrong that I decided to just let it go.

Even if I say more here, the cold stares from Choi Jin-ah and Joo-hee won’t change.

“Your Majesty is truly amazing.”

Even the younger sister-in-law regrets telling Tuntun bad things.

“What kind of great first love do they have?”

When I said something in annoyance, my sister-in-law’s gaze turned to the two people this time.

“That’s right, we’ve talked it all out! Now it’s your turn!”

The two people face each other as the younger sister-in-law’s gun is pointed at them.

Choi Jin-ah was the first to speak. Perhaps because the situation was awkward, she spoke a bit quickly and seemed impatient.

“I think I was in elementary school.”

“Oh, right. This is the story of first love.”

I said I would listen in because I was annoyed, but when Choi Jin-ah started talking like this, it was awkward to listen.

It’s an awkward situation where you want to get up from your seat, but you don’t want to look even stranger if you do, so you can’t move.

‘If it was going to be like this, I should have just gone back to my room.’

I regret it, but it’s already too late.

“That kid was a bit mischievous. That’s why the kids around him had a hard time getting along with him.”

I see.

“But I did play a central role in the class. Even though I didn’t lead or anything, I tended to lead the flow itself.”

hmm?

‘I don’t think this is my story.’

I naturally thought that I was Choi Jin-ah’s first love when she was in elementary school.

Listening to the story, it doesn’t really feel like it’s me.

Did I misunderstand?

‘It’s so dirty and disgusting.’

I feel like I want to hide somewhere because I feel like I was just overdoing it and ended up drinking a lot of kimchi stew.

“He was a kid who got scolded often. He used to gamble on whether the white team or the blue team would win at the sports day. He got caught for that.”

“Wow, the kid is playing loudly?”

The younger sister-in-law responded, and senior Ju-hee also became focused.

Dude, you’re pretty daring.

But is there anyone who would do something like that?

‘No, this… … .’

While I was briefly trying to recall my memories with a blank expression, Choi Jin-ah glanced at me and continued talking.

“I should have gotten in big trouble because I got caught by the teacher. That’s… …I heard the stakes were a lot bigger than I thought.”

Because it wasn’t your average elementary school.

A wealthy elementary school where most of the students were literally children whose parents were wealthy.

2,552,300 won.

Thanks to the kids who received an unusually large allowance for an elementary school student, I still remember the amount that was over a million won.

From 1st grade to 6th grade.

He persuaded the children by holding a money box and scraping it cleanly.

What was it then?

Was it when Dia came out and was trolling me for buying that? No, I was going to buy something really expensive.

“The teachers all caught on, and if it was normal, I would have told my parents too, but it was buried naturally.”

“How is that buried?”

“Amazing.”

“Right, I don’t know either. The kid went to the principal’s office and returned all the money and buried it.”

Didn’t return it.

To be exact, I walked to the white team and gave it back to the other kids. I lied and said that the board was broken after being caught by the teacher, and only the principal was returned.

The blue team kids ate the money.

‘He was a crazy kid, now that I think about it.’

And why did the teachers ask that?

I went to the teachers’ office and said just one thing.

‘Did you follow the teachers?’

The teachers knew that the white team and the blue team were playing for money, so they caught them and hung on.

If the parents were to learn of this cult, it would naturally die down because it would be tantamount to admitting that they were gambling with their students for money.

“Anyway, that part seemed quite impressive. Unlike me, that kid took the initiative in everything on his own.”

It really was me.

“What a unique child.”

“There are some kids who have been bold since elementary school.”

My younger sister-in-law and senior Joo-hee said that Jin-ah Choi’s story was funny and interesting.

“I was a bit immature when I was in elementary school. That makes sense. I guess I had an uncanny cuteness that made me see everything.”

I tried to give a general overview of the story while trying to support myself in elementary school.

“… … .”

Choi Jin-ah looked at me pitifully, asking what the hell I was talking about.

Next is senior Joohee.

Now I really wanted to get up, but Senior Joohee spoke much more calmly than I expected.

“She’s a junior I met in college. But I gave up on her because she had a girlfriend.”

“You met your first love in college? That’s amazing.”

“That’s right. I don’t really know what it feels like because I don’t have time to meet anyone at college.”

what.

When I told you that Yoonji, whom I met at university, was my first love, no one believed me.

Now they all believe it again.

Are you discriminating against people?

“But what was it about her that made you fall in love with her?”

Jin-ah Choi delves into college romance in more detail.

“Ahem, um- that’s… … .”

Senior Joo-hee, who had no intention of saying anything more, hesitated for a moment.

“Manly appearance?”

She glances at me with her face slightly red.

“A manly look?”

“If Joohee felt that way, she was truly manly. I wonder.”

“Me too! I wonder in what situation you felt that way.”

Choi Jin-ah and her younger sister-in-law continued to pressure me. I was racking my brain again.

‘A manly look?’

Has there ever been a situation where Senior Joohee thought I was manly?

If I’m manly, then senior Joohee is just a macho, so what am I-.

‘ah.’

I was reminiscing again and it came to mind.

The reason my senior became interested in me.

‘It was when the three of us were doing it at Gold One.’

Seo Ye-rin’s monumental first threesome with Yoo Ah-rin.

I remember calming down Seo Ye-rin, who was whining underneath me, and Yoo Ah-rin, who was urging me, by spanking their butts.

“Hmm.”

I nodded with a pleased smile.

“That was so manly.”

“Oh my.”

Senior Joohee sighed deeply after seeing my reaction.