episode_0268

“Kyaaaak—!!”

The noble young ladies screamed at the sudden appearance of the flasher. That flasher was me.

I firmly grasped my skirt and hoisted it up in a single motion, as if to proudly reveal what was attached to my lower half.

Of course, I didn’t actually flash my genitals.

“…The reactions are quite amusing. Isn’t it common sense to wear underwear and a petticoat under a dress?”

As I said, what was revealed beneath the skirt was another skirt. Like a Matryoshka doll.

Even if I had no resistance to exposing my body, what others see is a separate matter. Public indecency laws exist for a reason. Showing something someone doesn’t want to see is a crime.

Of course, some people did seem to want to see. Two women stood on either side of the brown-haired maid. Compared to the maid’s rather calm expression, the purple-robed saint on the left covered her flushed face with her hands, peeking through her fingers. The green-robed knight on the right openly licked her lips.

“Anyway, I showed my true resolve. Those who wish can see as much as they want. That I have a penis on my vulva.”

“This is a formal occasion, Your Highness! Please watch your language—!!”

“If not ‘vulva’ and ‘penis’, what else should I call them?”

I really don’t know. Even if I used terms like ‘female genitalia’ or ‘male genitalia’, wouldn’t it mean the same thing anyway?

In any case, the nobles were all thrown into a state of panic by my shocking actions. Overwhelmed by shock and fear, they couldn’t even string together a sentence.

Even in that chaos, there were a few who managed to maintain their composure and continue thinking.

“So that rumor from back then was true…? I can’t believe it…”

“My goodness… Sir, how is this possible?”

“How would I know… As the royal physician, I wouldn’t be entirely unaware, but this is completely outside my area of expertise.”

It’s naturally impossible to believe the story of the penis in the box—no, the penis under the skirt. However, the rumors that had surrounded me since childhood resurfaced, adding to its credibility.

“I, I can’t believe it! Until I see it with my own eyes, it’s a lie!”

“I feel the same. You clearly said you would show us… with your own mouth, Princess Narita!”

“Yes, yes. I said it. Don’t worry, I won’t back down later. Or should we write a contract?”

After finally writing a contract, I took a few nobles to a quiet room. There were five men, and judging by their stubbornness to the very end, they seemed to have quite nasty personalities.

Creak—Thump—

“Yuri, undress me.”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

The moment the door closed, I spread my arms and called for Yuri. To completely remove my dress.

“Wh-wh-what are you doing…?!”

“Why are you suddenly taking off your clothes—”

“Ah—This is frustrating, you old men. Do you think just unzipping your pants is all it takes to show a penis? You saw my underwear and petticoat earlier. I’m enduring the inconvenient process of taking them all off and putting them back on, you know?”

All for the sake of resolving their disbelief. My scolding silenced their nagging.

Then I took off my clothes, soon revealing myself in lingerie. A white bra and panties, stockings, and a garter belt. My firm flesh was fully exposed, giving me a refreshing sense of freedom.

The eyes of the nobles watching my disrobing began to waver slightly. I carefully avoided drawing their attention to my waist, legs, or ample breasts, focusing instead on my crotch.

The white mound fell into a voluptuous curve, revealing the outline of my tightly closed, straight vulva.

“W-well, it’s clean… just like an ordinary woman—?!”

“Could it be… you wouldn’t lie at this point, would you?”

“Fuck off. Say it’s too small to see instead. Why keep asking the obvious? A dick belongs in a cunt, that’s natural.”

I parted my panties with a finger. My hairless, pearly vulva greeted them. At the same time, the area where a typical woman would have a clitoris, i.e., where my penis was located, was also revealed.

That area was obscured by black smoke. It looked like a mosaic for some reason.

“Nix, I’ll take it out for a sec.”

“U-un… why…”

“Why? What the hell are you, a cunt?”

By skillfully mixing Nix’s black mist with shadow magic, this was possible. I had stored my penis in a subspace while it was still inside her body.

As I grabbed and pulled the heavy black mist, like a sex toy, my penis emerged, dripping with Nix’s wet, eager fluids, accompanied by her soft moan.

The huge dildo that had just been schooling her vulva stood stiffly, dripping viscous juice.

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I returned alone with the nobles. Those who were waiting, excluding the clueless ones, remained silent. They didn’t ask the witnesses anything.

“…….”

Because their expressions revealed everything. They all looked dazed, as if they had seen something they shouldn’t have.

“Now then, let’s proceed to the next topic. Even though I have the right to inherit the throne, being a woman was a problem, wasn’t it? Because I couldn’t continue the line, because I was weak, or because my political skills were weak.”

“Th-that was the case.”

“Does anyone still question my gender?”

Of course, just having one doesn’t solve the problem of succession. In fact, some brats made seedless watermelon jokes. I emphasized that based on my own birth, I had no problem with reproductive function.

“Then, next is my age—”

I was about to continue when I heard some murmuring from one corner, and then sensed a commotion from outside the entrance to the hall.

Creeaak—

The large door opened, revealing six men. Ah, upon closer inspection, they were all my brothers.

Starting with the First Prince, Fruin, the princes entered the hall one after another. It was rare for all the princes to gather in one place. The nobles’ reactions were also unusual.

“It’s been a while, my brothers. It’s nice to see some familiar faces. What brings you all here?”

“When our beloved younger sibling is making a formal announcement, naturally, we must attend.”

“Ho ho, is that so? I thought you were here to ruin my debut. Well, you arrived at a good time.”

I summoned all the princes to the central platform. I bowed my head politely and greeted them one by one, meeting their gazes. They were distinguished guests, so I treated them with utmost respect.

Because they will be compared to me from now on.

“Is it alright that the discussion has already progressed somewhat?”

“We’re late, so we’ll accept that. Proceed.”

“Then, I’ll give you a brief summary.”

I briefly summarized what I had said earlier, hitting the key points. I didn’t leave out the story about my penis, explaining everything.

Fruin listened quietly and then smiled wryly.

“Ha ha, so you’re saying you have the ability to do as well as, or even better than, us men?”

“Of course. These days, boys are all skinny. What good are they?”

“…That’s why you can’t. There’s one other problem, though.”

Before I could ask what he meant, Fruin and his brothers took a step forward. Approaching me from all sides, they looked like beasts puffed up to their full size.

“There are ten above you. Including your sisters who aren’t here. Why are you causing so much trouble instead of quietly picking a number and waiting?”

“So… ugh, that’s why you shouldn’t talk to idiots who only look at numbers.”

“Wh-what—”

This man, who thinks he’s superior just because he’s older, is the Fourth Prince. What was his name again? I remember them by numbers, so I can’t recall well.

What is certain is that his current rank in the line of succession is seventh. That’s seventh out of eleven, he doesn’t even have a majority. Below average.

“Why is the order of succession determined by age? Have you ever questioned that?”

“We-well, it’s tradition in the Naifrantz family—”

“That’s why I ask why do you have such a tradition.”

The Fourth Prince clasped his arms, gnawed on his lip, and fell into deep thought. What, for a very short time. He’s an idiot who can’t think; it doesn’t matter what you throw into a millstone, nothing meaningful will come out.

“Listen carefully. The older you are, the different opportunities to learn and the deeper the experiences you have. In short, the older you are, the wiser and more intelligent you are. Generally speaking.”

I deliberately emphasized the last part. The Fourth Prince wouldn’t understand it anyway, but unfortunately, the other princes’ heads weren’t just decoration.

“The fact that you added ‘generally speaking’ means… you’re trying to disprove that.”

“Right. It’s wrong. The density of the time I spent and the time you spent is different.”

“…Do you think we’ve been just playing around?”

“Yes.”

My monosyllabic voice pierced the princes’ eardrums and irritated their nerves. It means a crazy good deal, price-wise.

I shifted my gaze slightly from the restless princes from 3rd to 6th. The First Prince, Fruin, and the Second Prince, Evan, had relatively calm expressions. Evan even looked peaceful.

“…Alright. Then, let’s hear it. Let’s hear about your so-called ‘high-density time.’”

“Hmm… then choose one out of these four.”

“So you’ve had four big events in your life. Are you going to choose the order?”

“No? I had four identities.”

Fruin flinched. His initial soft expression changed as he realised something was wrong, and his expression hardened.

“Four… four it is.”

“You chose the most exciting one from the start. The fourth is about my activities as the assassin, ‘Byakki’.”

Of course, it’s a complete lie. No matter which number I chose, I was going to talk about Byakki and Moriarty first. Because it’s the most eye-catching.

I broke the short silence and declared to everyone.

“To conclude, a war with the Empire is imminent.”