episode_0261

The last day of the festival and the day when the finals of the beauty pageant are held. As befits the event called a festival, we woke up late and wandered outside after burning all night and early morning.

Abni and Ranran were full of energy as they walked around the streets and filled their empty stomachs. On the other hand, I looked a little gaunt after being squeezed once before even leaving the room.

“Gwangma eat this.”

“This too…”

“Eat a lot of Gwangma.”

“A lot…”

After trying all the food sold at the festival, the competition is fast approaching. We entered the familiar VIP seats.

“This time…”

“Sure. Sophia assigned the three of us separately this time. Why is that so?”

“Ranran knows! They said that after the finals, instead of going to the waiting room, they would go back to the trainer’s side and wait for the results! Moms will come here!”

These days, I am very surprised by the unexpected side of Ranran. The scholar… how many days was it? Anyway, they say it will grow noticeably after a few days. It looks like Ranran is still in the growth stage.

“You can enjoy it comfortably and support it.”

“Gwangma, look here! Basilisk blood! There’s also dryad blood!”

“Salad…”

You were looking around comfortably on your own. That’s what I thought when I saw Ranran happily drinking blood.

They provide food that is worth millions of pounds in one piece. It seems that the income gained from this festival is enormous.

Even at the beginning of the summons, tears came to my eyes when I thought of Sophia, who was shivering while buying a loaf of bread. Our god of poverty has been promoted to the god of wealth.

This is all thanks to me. Sophia needs to be nicer to me. I’m still good to you, but you need to treat me well enough to forgive me for any mistakes I make.

Otherwise, I could have died for having sex with Ranran and Abni.

“Hey! Look at Gwangma! Pretty sister!”

“Are you a minion? Nope.”

Although I didn’t know it, I watched it carefully because it was pretty. I have a rough idea of how to proceed.

This stage was shaped like the elongated bottle from The Fox and the Crane. Participants walk from the entrance and show light fan service, and when they arrive at the center, they show the talent they are most confident in.

The first contestant’s talent was magic. The mites who saw the magic fireworks were excited and stamped their feet.

-Fire! It’s pretty!

-Fire falls on your head! It’s not pretty! It hurts!

-Attack! Punish me!

It was excitement in a bad sense, not a good one. The first participant who showed off an ambitious firework display was kicked out.

“Poor…”

“If it were Ranran, I would have beaten him with honey! Right, Gwangma?”

“I feel sad too.”

If I had known that minion, I would have consoled him and set the mood, then built the Great Wall of China. It was okay even if we didn’t really know each other.

Comforting women in despair is Casanova’s specialty. Now I know why Sofia locked me here.

I told you not to do nonsense.

“Gwangma! Daum’s sister is also pretty!”

“But…”

“That’s right! Ranran and Avni are prettier!”

Seeing Ranran sticking out her chest with excitement, I had no choice but to agree. The second participant was a race with an attractive twisted lower body and wings like a whirlwind, but had a flat chest.

Mites were also rated low.

-It’s flat.

-It’s not Mamang.

-Get rid of the mites that don’t know what to do.

The ability to create a storm was worth seeing, but it ended there. It wasn’t until I saw a few minions that I realized how scary this competition was.

Surprisingly, the mites have become picky! They were not innocent mites who liked doing whatever they did. Her treatment of her daughter-in-law was much harsher than that of her mother-in-law.

“How did pure and good mites end up like that?”

“Excellent…”

“The mites who have established their own values through this competition will be promoted to lower-level spirits! Just like Ranran has become an adult!”

I unintentionally learned about the spirit promotion method. Only then did I realize it. Humans are cute as children, but adolescent children go through a period of extreme anger.

In other words, those mites are in puberty. Only mites that have safely gone through puberty can become low-level spirits.

Several participants disappeared again. It was the next contestant’s turn, but no one came out and only the sound of horses chattering was heard.

“Next participant?”

When Sophia couldn’t wait and urged, a powerful sound was heard from inside.

-Hiya!

-Heeheeheehee!

A black new figure protruded from the entrance. It’s twisted like a creature from hell, but it’s definitely stylish. The chacha riding on it ran powerfully across the stage.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

-Doo doo doo doo!

-Let’s talk!

As the hooves pounded the ground, the mites responded excitedly. The horse, which was running vigorously, stopped in the center and raised its hooves high.

-Hee hee hee!

As the Hell Demon stood up, Chacha swung his lance widely. As the hell horse jumped up in response, Chacha stepped on the stirrup and soared into the air.

-Hmph!

Just in time, a group of skeletons were summoned. As the car spun once in the air, the bones hit by the lance flew out.

-Bone! A souvenir!

-This bone is ngegaeo!

-Exciting Geosio!

Chacha landed lightly and smiled confidently.

-Symbol number 17. It is called chacha.

“Chacha mom is cool! Ranran wants to participate in the competition too! Ranran wants to go out and destroy the skeleton too!”

“As expected…”

Everyone cheered for his stronger appearance than anyone else. I too was excited and screamed. It’s a pity that I didn’t prepare a light stick. Why was there such a lack of preparation?

-Now that I’ve shown off the horsemanship of a knight, I’ll show off the dignity of a princess.

Chacha’s clothes changed from heavy armor to a gothic dress. Chacha, who danced by summoning a skeleton, was beautiful and noble.

-You’re the best! Chacha is the most beautiful woman!

-What are Maman’s qualifications?

When the three-minute dance routine ended, the judges rushed to open their mouths.

“Chacha showed both the charm of a knight and the charm of a princess. If one thing was ambiguous, it was a risky attempt that would drown out the other charms, but it was presented beautifully. Since the mites responded favorably for the first time, we can expect good results.”

-It was a stage worth seeing for the first time in a long time. This is what a beauty pageant should be like.

-agreement! agreement!

Since they kept quiet, I thought they were sitting there to watch and not evaluate, but that wasn’t the case. It seems that you have to pass the mite criteria to be eligible for evaluation.

It was more interesting because there was no scoring. I won’t let you know the result until the end.

“In Ranran’s eyes, Chacha’s mom is the winner!”

“Cheonsol…”

“Ha, but maybe not because mom hasn’t come out yet?”

“Jeuttae…”

“Gwangma! Avni is bullying me!”

“Breath…”

The person who is really being bullied seems to be Avni who is in a headlock. While trying to separate the daughters who were fighting. Chacha appeared next to us.

“Huh?”

-Why but.

“After the performance, didn’t you go back to the trainer?”

-Do you wish I would disappear?

Sweat formed on the back of my head. I was just asking, but I had nothing to say if it came out like that.

Chacha saw my embarrassed look and laughed out loud.

-ha ha ha! You make that kind of face too. It was a joke, so relax.

“Haha…”

“Chacha’s mom was so cool! Ranran is number one in my heart!”

“Cheonsol…”

“Mom hasn’t come out yet, so I’m in 0th place!”

I wasn’t surprised this time. Ranran has become much smarter and sharper these days, so her improvisation was excellent.

-What about John?

“Would you like to go on a date wearing that dress next time? I saw you today and you looked good together so I wanted to be with you.”

-Tsk…

Chacha was embarrassed. I was proud.

-I asked why I came here. I wanted to hang out with your family for the first time in a while, so I asked Sophia. Don’t ask whether Chichi King will be disappointed. Anyway, since I introduced Lulu to the face I see every day, it’s okay if I leave today.

“In other words, you came because you wanted to see me? Chacha. You’re so amazing, can I kiss you?”

-what? The kids saw…

If I were to count the kisses I had with Ranran or Abni… there were too many to count. I had no hesitation because I was in front of kids who knew everything.

Chacha, who had timidly resisted, complied as soon as his lips touched hers. As we parted ways after sharing a long, passionate kiss, Chacha’s pupils became hazy.

-This is it. Only you make my heart beat…

“Chacha I think Mom likes Gwangma a lot too. Ranran is like that too.”

“Me too…”

Chacha, who belatedly realized the presence of the children, screamed for no reason.

-Isn’t this why you said kids would watch it?

“Oh. It comes out better over there.”

-It’s an obvious remark, but I’ll skip it.

Surprisingly, his own child is getting better. In other words, he appeared holding an egg. Naa looked normal crawling with the egg in her arms, but with the egg between her breasts, her breasts looked bigger than usual.

-Is it Mamang?

-Big! Maman’s qualifications are overflowing!

-Bnil is pretty! Shiny oh! Gemgatao!

After performing all kinds of tricks, Chacha’s expression turned cold when she was told she was qualified.

-They seem to like breasts, as if they were mites growing on Sophia and John’s planet.

“They’re still mites. I’m at the age where I like breasts.”

The period when men like breasts is from the time they are born until they die. There is nothing we can do about it because it is engraved in the genetic unit.

“Naa will sprinkle rain on you. It’s raining.”

As he further swung the sea god’s spear, rain fell around the stage. The mites that had been hit with good expressions hardened.

-Et tsk tsk tsk! It’s not rain, it’s sea water! Zao!

-Mites don’t want to become dirt spirits! Geosiao running away!

-This rain is bad rain!

Naa, who had made the wrong choice, became sullen and appeared next to us. As soon as he saw me, he started whining.

“What was the problem?”

I shouldn’t have made it rain. I heard that the Lamia also hated it, but I don’t know why they did it.

Of course, I thought he would become more discouraged if I said it out loud, so I patted him on the back.