episode_0257

I arrived at the VIP section using the mite spirit’s tunnel movement magic. If it had been a low-level spirit, it would not have had any dirt on its body, but the mite was immature, so it ended up with dirt on its clothes.

It was annoying to brush it off, but the mites didn’t do it on purpose, and they’re cute, so forgive me.

– Arrival! Mite is busy so let’s go!

Eung-ae gave a cute wave and left. The VIP seats look like they were inspired by stadiums on Earth.

First, it was isolated from the outside with a transparent magic glass wall, and the inside was equipped with a soft sofa and plenty of snacks.

But why are there so many sofas? There are too many for just me and Avni. Is it possible that Sofia was considerate of asking you to lie down on the sofas together like a bed?

Shuuk

– Arrival! Well then, let’s go see the mite!

The mite earlier appeared with a pair of man and woman. As soon as Dohoyo saw me, his face scrunched up.

“Surely we can use it together? Sophia didn’t tell me this.”

“It’s been a while… It’s just nice to meet you. Brother Evrande, how have you been?”

“Of course, brother-in-law. I also brought a camera to take pictures of my younger siblings and nephews.”

click

As soon as Evrote arrived, he took a picture of Ebni. Evrotego, who was clicking the shutter as if possessed, tilted his head to one side.

“Se-eup. weird. Avril was like that, but Avni’s mood also changed. They were just kids, so why did they get slutty?”

My heart was pounding so I couldn’t react right away. I’ve matured a bit by taking the steps of adulthood from the kids I’ve had sex with, but I can’t believe you notice that. I never thought that Ebrote, whom I thought of as an immature nephew and a fool, would have a sharp side.

Fortunately, thanks to Ebrote pulling all the aggro, the unnatural reaction was not noticed.

“Now that the kids are all grown up, of course they become sexy.”

“Is that so? but. The kids are all grown up…”

“Yes…!”

“By the way, where is Ebring? Didn’t you come together?”

“I tried to bring him, but he was so engrossed in the playroom that he didn’t want to come. If you get tired of it, the spirit will bring you.”

Ebni seemed to be interested in the mite playroom and tapped my arm.

“I’ll take you there tomorrow.”

“Why is my nephew interested in the playroom now that he’s grown up?”

Call!

As Evni opened her eyes, Evrote looked tearful.

“There’s nothing to look at like that.”

Sigh

-Everything has arrived! The mites can rest now!

Those who appeared this time are undead gods, and Chichi King, the trainer of Chacha, Lulu’s mother…

“…Who are you?”

-It’s Legacy’s trainer, Mr. Radho!

I thought I’d seen it before somewhere, but it turned out to be a Legacy trainer. I only saw it once and didn’t recognize it right away.

But why did Radhosira enter the VIP section? Was Sophia a goddess who valued even brief relationships?

Oh right. Sophia’s only friend was Dohoyo. It seems like he invited me because he wanted to get to know a new friend candidate.

-Crazy man! Why didn’t you contact Legacy at all! How long has Legacy been waiting for your contact!

“No. You didn’t even tell me to contact you.”

-You should have guessed! Why is a guy with so many women so clueless!

Why should I be scolded by a goddess I’ve never seen before? Because Radhosira is pretty.

Being scolded by a bald, pot-bellied man was stressful, but being scolded by a dragon with beautiful red scales was a reward.

-Stop it… You’re crazy… You met Chacha often… You raised Lulu well…

“How do you know that Chichi King raised Lulu well?”

-Because you joined hands with Chacha and participated in the beauty pageant… By the way… Take your child with you…

Albata appeared out of thin air, did some somersaults, and entered Avni’s arms.

-Abni sister! Gradually, there were only undead at Mom’s, so it was so boring. I went to have fun for no reason.

“Hmph…”

Avni looked annoyed. Why are you like that? I’m sure you didn’t get upset because you went to Chichi King’s alone, which was boring and uninteresting.

Abni, who had neglected her younger brother, naturally sat next to me. It looks like he’s upset because his date, which he thought would be fun for just the two of them, was interrupted.

“Everyone said hello, so let’s sit down and talk while watching the competition. So, Ebrande, Evria, Chacha, Lulu, and Legacy are confirmed to participate?”

“Are you all participating except Avni and Albata?”

“They said so.”

It looks like the introduction to the competition has ended while they are talking. A woman dressed in a pure white dress went on stage, escorted by a mite spirit.

It is designed like a wedding dress that every woman of marriageable age on Earth dreams of, and it brings out the woman’s appearance to the fullest. It is not for nothing that clothes are said to be wings.

The problem was that the escort mite was so cute that it stole a lot of attention.

-Tsk! He’s hot!

-That’s right… I don’t know what kind of confidence you came out with…

Radhosira and Chichi King started talking about something only they knew. I missed Sophia, the explainer.

“Dohoyo.”

“Ebrote.”

“Let me explain. What do you think the criteria for passing the preliminaries of a beauty pageant are?”

“Isn’t it the number of votes?”

Upon entering, each audience member received a device with a button. When a contestant you like appears, wasn’t it supposed to be a matter of giving them a ticket and lining them up in the order they got the votes to determine the finalists?

“That’s the finals. In the preliminaries, we compare those who advance and those who drop out. If you’re a beauty, you should of course monopolize all the attention from the mites. But that woman doesn’t have the charm to draw attention to herself…”

While listening to the explanation, participant number 1 performed a talent show. Surprisingly, it wasn’t much fun.

“…I don’t have any talent, so I’m eliminated for not meeting the standards.”

“It’s cruel.”

I felt sorry for the participant who dropped his shoulders and left in disappointment. Dohoyo snorted.

“Why do you sympathize with a woman who is greedy without even knowing her subject? If you thought you couldn’t do it, you should have abstained.”

Doesn’t Dohoyo have a human heart? She is, after all, a goddess with an inside as narrow as her small breasts.

-The participant I am attending is Evrandeaeo! Ebrande is so pretty!

I never thought Evrande would show up already. Evrande, who always wore green cloth clothes, appeared wearing a pure white dress.

She was truly a pure white bride. I’m sorry to contestant number 1, but I was no match for Ebrande.

No. What is the need to be sorry? As Dohoyo said, there is such a difference, so I should have given up on my own.

Evrande, who was walking with his head down, spotted me and smiled calmly and waved. My heart pounded because it was so different from the image of a strong female prosecutor I had when we first met.

After all, there must be an event like this in the relationship between men and women. It reminds me of the excitement of our first meeting.

“Ugh. Ahhh.”

“Noisy…”

“I’m sorry. When I saw the dress Evrande was wearing, I felt strangely emotional. It’s not even an elf’s wedding dress, why are you doing this?”

“Earth…”

“Earth’s wedding dress?”

Ebrote looked at me and made an expression of realization. The same was true for Chichi King and Radho.

-Indeed… A woman who gets married to the woman she loves has a special appearance… How bold…

– But it’s too early! Since I used my special move in the preliminaries, I won’t be able to do well in the finals!

“There was nothing I could do. Because this is a beauty contest being held on Sophia’s planet.”

This time, I understood without having to hear an explanation. Ebrande lost the mini beauty pageant because of her small breasts.

It will be no different in the finals.

“Huh. But why did you participate?”

Dohoyo glared at me as if he was going to kill me.

“It’s because of you! I participated to show you my pretty side!”

“It was somehow pretty. Next time we meet…”

I spoke without thinking and finally hung up. Is it okay to say that I will have sex without letting them sleep all night in front of Dohoyo and Ebrande?

If I said it carelessly, I could have been hit by a goddess other than Sophia. His younger brother Ebrote was also a major figure.

A normal person can guess this to a certain extent, but it is difficult to predict the behavior of a crazy person.

So let’s support Evrande.

“Ebrande! pretty! Marry me!!”

I shouted along with the dress concept. I thought I couldn’t hear, but Evrande perked up his ears and smiled brighter than anything else.

It was so beautiful that I was almost blind.

-Hey… I should have gone to Dohoyo’s instead of Chichi King’s.

“Fool….”

Avni, who had scolded her younger brother, pulled the corner of her mouth with her hand. You’re practicing your smile because you were inspired by your mom. I feel sorry for my always obedient daughter, but it was a landslide victory for Evrande.

How can you beat the combination of a wedding dress and a happy smile? I guess other audience members felt the same way, so they didn’t even pay attention to the next contestant.

“After all, Ebrande is the best, right?”

“I took too many pictures of the youngest. It’s difficult. I thought I brought plenty of film, but I might not have enough.”

Let’s ignore the two who are showing off their arms.

Sigh!

“Dohoyo… Huh? It’s dad! Dad!!”

Ebring appeared just as the participants were taking turns. A small child with chubby cheeks and short limbs radiating deadly cuteness came running towards me.

“Daddy!”

“Is our cute Eveling here?”

“Yes! I’m here!”

“The child is pretty. Do you want to sit on daddy’s lap?”

“Yes!”

As I was stroking Ebring’s head, I felt a stinging gaze. He petted the jealous Ebni, gave Evrote a winner’s trophy, and then introduced Evring to Chichiking and Radhosira.

“Ebring is Evria’s daughter. Isn’t it cute?”

-If I had grown up, I might have changed the landscape of beauty pageants… If it were a mite contest, I would have won…

-I agree! This is my first time seeing such a cute creature! ah! Don’t get too close! I’m worried that I might get hurt if I touch it wrong!

As soon as he appeared, he possessed two gods. Ebring’s cuteness is the best in the universe.

“Dad…”

“Lulu is coming? You should see this.”