episode_0251

-Please wait a long time. Starting with participant number 1, bring the mites up!

A large red-skinned goddess climbed up carrying a mite spider with a nervous look on her face. Since she was such a huge goddess, I thought I would be able to see her panties if I did it right, but I couldn’t see the inside of her skirt.

If she was a goddess who likes public exposure, she wouldn’t have messed around with her skirt. While the male giant only covers his lower body with rags, why is the female giant’s concept of chastity so strict?

I once again came to hate the race of giants. This perception would be reversed if a giant appeared with only his chest and buttocks barely covered by a piece of cloth.

The giant goddess showed an attitude unbecoming of her size. As I was timidly looking at the judges, Sophia opened fire.

“With what intention did you set up the mite spider?”

“Since they are similar in size, I thought it would be better if the colors were similar, so I dyed my hair red.”

“You don’t have to see the results, right?”

The mite spider held by the giant waved its legs in displeasure. It was nice to see her breasts being pressed here and there to fit her huge body.

“Ugh…”

“I’ll give you 5 points since you’re a first-time participant. I’m going to grade you later on.”

“I understand…”

-Is it my car now?

Sky Leon Miniature narrowed his eyes. When he waved his cute front paw, the other participants squealed that it was cute.

-It’s good that multiple red dyes were used instead of a single color, but points were deducted for using only red dyes. And a huge lack of racial sensitivity!

“As a giant, I lack sensitivity…?”

-You wore a special skirt to prevent exposure, and you shaved off too many mites! Because the child was young, he was not disqualified. If it was an adolescent spider, it would have been immediately disqualified!

“Such…”

-So my score is 1 point!

The despondent giant goddess lowered her head. Arachne, standing next to me, sneered.

“Sky Leon expects too much from an ignorant giant. Where is the sensitivity in a giant?”

“Curious…”

“This is a handsome male human child. Have you met a giant yet?”

“Affirmative…”

“Giants are just strong and ignorant people.”

“Memory…”

Since when did these two get along so well? I thought my daughter had a friend, so I left her alone. Of course, if it had been a man, he would have broken his leg with a club and kicked him out.

After the two were judged, it was the mite spider’s turn. Since the body of the giant mite spider, as large as Taishan, could not sit on the judges’ table, the judge’s review naturally fell on the mite spider’s alter ego.

-My score is 7 points.

At the highest point of the three, the giant goddess’s expression brightened.

-The hands were soft, the way it was stroked was nice, and the breasts were also big. The dyeing wasn’t great.

The giant goddess glared at the mite spider as if she were looking at an unscrupulous molester. Nami Jeong must have been so excited that she put down the clone she was holding.

The mite spider that landed on the floor trembled.

-6 points!

“Yes. You can’t change your score easily. Let’s give it 7 points.”

-Mites!

As the clone stirred, Sophia sighed and put it away.

“Next participant up…”

“It’s at a similar level. 6 points.”

“What on earth did you want to try? Why did you participate in the competition with that feeling? 2 points.”

“This is my first time seeing a mite like this in my life. If this kind of mite spider existed, people who saw it would have pulled out their eyes and erased their memories. 1 point!!”

Our goddess’s reviews became increasingly spicier. This wasn’t Sofia’s fault, it was the participants’ fault.

If you don’t have it yourself, leave it to your minions. Why do you come out and transform a mite spider into a monster?

Before you know it, it’s Shinpago’s turn.

-mk. This is bs number 1.

The judges who saw the mite spider looked shocked.

It’s cool, but why are you like that? The spider, which replaced all parts except the organs essential to life with machines, was very cool.

It was impossible to express it with just the word cool. Mecha Baby Spider No. 1 contains a man’s dream.

“…7 points.”

Sophia, who didn’t know about romance because she was a woman, had a low score, but the other two were different.

-It doesn’t have creature sensitivity, but it is filled with machine sensitivity instead. I’ll give you 8 points.

-I like the machine! But I hate mechanical women. 9 points.

-explanation. Translate. necessary.

-Android women are too stiff.

Shinpa High School made an unconvinced expression, but I came down with the understanding that it was the highest score so far.

-Next is participant number 32! Come up!

“It’s my turn.”

Ellis stood up with his legs crossed. The mite spider, which was lying like an egg held by a chicken, jumped and followed Ellis.

“…Ellis. Why did you decorate the mite spider like this?”

“Is it because you’re not Arachne that you don’t know? Why can’t I recognize a style that uses childlike innocence and innocence as its base and subtly reveals the wild nature of a male spider?”

“…It’s the same impression I got. It was decorated well as intended.”

I felt Sophia grit her teeth. I was going to have sex with Ellis today… but if I get caught, will I be forgiven?

If I get caught before I do it, I can see a future where I will be scolded harshly, so I have to be as careful as possible.

“Of all the trainers I have participated in so far, this is the best. I’ll give you 9 points.”

-She is definitely a spider-type goddess, so she knows spider sensitivity well. I also get 9 points.

-I get 10 points! Ellis is pretty! Be kind!

Ellis immediately breaks Shinpago’s record. Ellis, who raised her head haughtily, came down and tapped me.

“Did you see it well?”

-No. 33 Crazy person, come on!

“Do you say that while looking at my mites?”

Answered questions with questions. The alter ego was kept private until the judging process, but when it was judged, it was made public, so it was only then that Ellis saw my mite spider.

“!!!”

As expected, I am impressed. Arachne’s unique tone of voice is admiration.

The other participants, who were calm even after seeing Ellis’s mites, also started buzzing when they saw my mites. I heard a few people talking.

“I never thought a crazy person would have such an aesthetic sense… Isn’t the brain that would have been allocated to normal thinking taken over by an aesthetic sense?”

-The rumor was true…!

The spider mite clone that came up for evaluation jumped majestically. The hair that had been sheared became longer toward the back, fluttering like a horse’s mane, and colors that looked like jewels or a colorful milky way fluttered about.

It looked like a work of art, not just a living thing. Sophia and Skyleon were silent for a moment and watched the jumping show of the spider mite clone.

The mite spirit who hosted the ceremony clung to the hem of my pants with sparkling eyes.

– Show me the crazy person! You should decorate it like that too! Please!

“I’ll think about it when the mite spirit decorating contest is held.”

-It’s a promise. I’ll definitely include it at the next festival.

“Yes.”

It was only towards the end of our conversation that the judge came to his senses. Sophia muttered absentmindedly.

“10 points… 10 points…”

-I’ll give you 10 points. Can you decorate my body like that?

“I always think that Sophia has the best insight in the universe. And Sky Leon’s suggestion is a bit…”

It’s not the size of a continent, but it’s big enough to cover a large city. What kind of race are you talking about?

Decorating Skyleon’s body will require years of work, not days.

-Not right now. When you reach level 3 or 4, remember my suggestion. Understand?

“Yes.”

What changes when the level goes up? It’s a later matter, so let’s think about it later.

I looked at Haneul Leon, the remaining judge. The mite spider, which was showing off its leg joints after finishing its jumping show, shouted.

-9 points!

I thought I heard wrong and picked my ears. Nothing came out.

“9 points?”

-huh! 9 points!

“Why?”

-Because he’s a man!

It was a reason that was difficult to refute. It might be okay if it was a female spider, but what would a male spider say when he says he doesn’t like men?

Actually, I liked it when the person who did my hair was a woman rather than a man. Because we were the same man, I was able to fully demonstrate understanding.

It was also because my score was higher than Ellis. Unless I get a perfect score, I’m the winner.

“Ellis. How do you feel about coming in second place?”

“I underestimated handsome male humans too much. I knew it would be excellent, but I never thought it would be this good…”

Ellis, who looked at the stage sulking, stopped. But when I looked to see why, I saw Abni and a cute mite spider.

The alter ego of a mite spider with its fur shaved normally and dyed like an elf. But why is it so cute?

From the way they blinked their eyes, shook their legs, and jumped up, even the way their fur fluttered in the wind was cute.

I tried to analyze it, but no matter how I looked at it, I couldn’t figure it out. It just seemed to embody the entire concept of cuteness.

“10 points…”

-10 points…

-10 points…

It was only after hearing the final evaluation that I realized how Avni had decorated the spider. When others use common tools. Avni merged the mite spirit with the mite spider. It wasn’t just one, it was many.

The spider, which contained dozens of mite spirits, became the spirit itself.

I figured out the method, but I couldn’t bring myself to follow it. This method is possible because of my understanding of spirits and because I am Ebni, who has made a contract with the earth spirit of Mars, so it is impossible for me.

“Mite…!”

Avni roared. I just clapped without saying a word. It was a courtesy to the winner.

*

The winner was selected and the prize award ceremony was brief. With great pride, Sophia presented Ebni and me with a web of a mite spider and part of its carapace.

-Avny! John! After all, you are the best!

I still remember Sophia’s excited words.

“I must have been very surprised. Who would have thought that father and daughter would win the championship. If I hadn’t seen the results, I would have suspected it was manipulation.”

“Hehe…”

Avni, who was praised, smiled as if she was embarrassed. I was satisfied with Avni’s emotional expression today.

“Anyway, today’s competition is over and there’s nothing left to do, so it’s time to say goodbye.”

“Why. There’s still more to see, so why not have some more fun?”

“Hehe.”

Ellis put something in my pocket. It was so fast that I didn’t see it being put in. I recognized it through the feeling of something touching and the feeling of something foreign.

Why did you put it in this way? Just before checking. Ellis whispered.

“I wonder if it’s my room key. If you’re curious, come to the Red Clay Mite Inn in the Basin Area.”