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    “I can’t believe you’re bringing such a cute child!”

    The grandmother elf smiled brightly and hugged Ebring. Ebring, who was held in the arms of his grandmother, who seemed to be no different in age from his mother, struggled in embarrassment.

    “What is it? What is it??”

    “Are you teething yet?”

    “Yes. Isn’t it cute?”

    “You look just like my eldest daughter when she was young! You were so cute that you had to pronounce it wrong for a few years.”

    “Ebring. If you move, it will be difficult for grandma to hug you, so stay still.”

    “Yes!”

    Ebring answered, pursing his small mouth. The grandmother elf looked like she was on the verge of a happy death.

    “His name was Evering, right? You are the cutest child I have ever seen in my life!”

    “Grandma…!”

    Avril, who was watching, had tears in her eyes.

    “Once they said I was the cutest in the universe…”

    “Now that Avril is all grown up, she is the prettiest in the universe. Is this kid Ebniji?”

    “That’s right…”

    “You are calm and composed, and you have beauty. I don’t know if the tops aren’t aiming for it.”

    Love for Avni. The grandmother elf, who was showing her life for her future husband, glared at me. Somehow, it felt like life had become stronger than before.

    “You were the one who took our eldest daughter and youngest daughter.”

    “Yes. I’ll stop right away.”

    “Where are you talking back to me?”

    I was embarrassed. They invited me and then started making fun of me as soon as I saw them? Have they lived hundreds of years longer than humans and become hundreds of times stronger than humans?

    If Sophia, Cheonsol, etc. had come together, there would have been someone who would take my side. Since I am the only human among the elves, I have to survive on my own.

    And when I thought about it, my mother-in-law had reason to hate me. The elf who was said to only have one companion in her life took only one person as her husband, and that was a sister, so my mother-in-law must have been very uncomfortable.

    “Mother. Don’t do that…”

    “Who is your mother?”

    When the grandmother elf screamed, Ebring cried out.

    “Grandma… Dad, no…?”

    “Oh my gosh. sorry. Dad. Then it’s dad. I’m sorry that grandma yelled at you.”

    “Dad…”

    “This guy is good to you and truly loves you too?”

    “That’s right. I’ve seen many races in battle, but there’s no minion like my dad.”

    “Umm…”

    After her three granddaughters persuaded her, the grandmother elf immediately went over. It’s a cheat for the elderly, so it’s only natural. Even if the kids shout, ‘Please marry my dad!’, wouldn’t they say yes because they don’t want to disappoint their granddaughter?

    Of course, being a grandmother elf with a husband, children, and even a granddaughter was a no-brainer for me. The universe is vast and there are so many virgins, so there is no reason to do it.

    The grandmother elf, who had been talking with her granddaughters for a while, cleared her throat and stood up. Ebring was still in his arms.

    “Keuhum! I was worried, but he seems to be a better guy than I thought. Welcome to our mansion.”

    “I told you so. My brother-in-law is a decent human being.”

    “The rumor must have been so bad.”

    “What rumor did you hear?”

    The grandmother elf was wearing an arrogant pose, but when she noticed the kids, she straightened her face. And I thought about it for a long time.

    My worries didn’t end until I passed the courtyard.

    -Evrincia! I’m done cleaning! yo. this!

    -oh! Is this person that son-in-law? yo. this?

    -You’re smarter than you think! yo. this!

    The spirits who were carrying out pollen in the courtyard garden, purifying the water in the fountain, and other chores were making an uproar when they saw me.

    It appears to be a low-level spirit, the next level up from the mite spirit, and is treated with respect?

    “Aren’t you excited? They are spirits that we trained with our family’s vision, so we use honorific terms with them.”

    “It only took 300 years.”

    Evrande and Evria were excitedly boasting, but I couldn’t sympathize with them at all. Your vision is to just make people use polite language? That also takes 300 years?

    “Other families were not successful. In particular, the Iyo family tried to follow us, but the spirits rebelled?”

    “That’s… surprising. After all, the Ebb family is the most prestigious family.”

    I gave a soulless compliment and Evelyncia looked at me more favorably. Is it possible to win someone’s favor with something like this?

    If I take it easy, it’s fine for me.

    “The garden is really beautiful. Rather than simply arranging colorful flowers, harmony was maintained, and the plants are vibrant… It looks like they have been well-maintained, showing the elf’s efforts in taking care of them…”

    As I continued to praise the garden, Evelyncia’s shoulders gradually rose. I know who inherited Evria’s habit of showing off when he receives praise.

    “I don’t know why a child with this kind of perspective got the nickname “crazy person.””

    “Uh.”

    “Ah.”

    “Um.”

    The three adult elves fell silent at the same time. Only Avni was talking excitedly.

    “That’s right… Dad… kind… strong… undefeated… win it all…”

    It’s my first time seeing Avni talk so much. Even when receiving compliments in the dwarf’s workshop, he never said more than two words.

    Grandma seems to be that good. Grandmothers like their granddaughters, but younger granddaughters also like their grandmothers just as much.

    Even though Abni is an adult, she will like her even more since she saw her grandmother for the first time. They look similar, so they will be friendly.

    While I was watching Avni and Evelyncia excitedly, Avril quietly approached me. Evrande, who was holding my hand, gave up the seat with a hustle.

    Chak

    “Hmph! My dad looks lonely, so I hold his hand.”

    “Okay. Thank you.”

    “Our Avril has a beautiful heart. This uncle is not an elf who cries often, but strangely he is crying.”

    My happy heart cooled down quickly because of Ebrote’s hospitality. How many times have I seen that thing suck? Are you lying?

    “Dad…”

    “Ebni? Why did you come to dad instead of talking more with grandma?”

    “Dad… I like it… Grandma… Praise… Mom… Give in…”

    He gave up his seat for the mothers who met his grandmother after a long time, and said that he liked me better than his grandmother and that he wanted to hold her hand too.

    I am the luckiest person in the universe to have a daughter who loves her dad so much.

    As I walked through the garden holding hands with the elf twins, I saw the main gate of a magnificent three-story mansion. It was an elf-friendly mansion built of wood, not stone.

    In front of the mansion is a male elf who looks like he is in deep pain. Next to them, several female elves and male elves who could tell that they were from the Ev family were lined up.

    Considering the location, the male elf in the exact center must be my father-in-law. There are more elves than you think.

    I expected there to be at most ten people, but at first glance it looked like there were fifty people.

    “Is that him?”

    “I think that’s right? This is him.”

    “Is it really him? You look fine? Humans are usually ugly.”

    “So, you must have seduced two nephews. That’s true for elves, but especially humans shouldn’t eat off faces.”

    “Why did you get that nickname? Shouldn’t there be a nickname similar to Evroté?”

    “Well… I’ll have to see…”

    Everyone talks harshly at first meeting. What on earth did you think of me? Was he imagining it as a six-armed, three-headed monster?

    I feel like if I ask, only I will get hurt, so I shouldn’t ask even if we become close friends.

    “Everyone be quiet!”

    When the grandfather elf shouted, everyone fell into a panic. Evering, who was in Evelyncia’s arms, was startled by the loud noise and cried out.

    “Uh-huh! If a child from the Ebb family cries at this level… it’s normal to cry. Are you very surprised? I’m sorry grandpa.”

    “I have granddaughters, so why start screaming? You were very surprised.”

    “Are you upset? ”

    “No? no. It didn’t happen at all. Why would he be angry at his cute granddaughter? Grandfather’s voice is usually a bit loud. huh? So, will you smile instead of cry?”

    “Yes!”

    “Keuhum!”

    Grandfather Elf is more of a prankster than Everincia. They say you can’t steal seeds. I know who Ebrote resembles.

    “Brother-in-law. Why do you look at us like that?”

    “The eyes are irreverent.”

    “I just want to thank you for growing up so pretty and healthy. Meeting Ebrande and Evria is the luck of my life.”

    “Why are you acting like this all of a sudden? Well, I don’t hate it.”

    “Did I tell you that one of your strengths is honesty?”

    While she was joking with Sister Ev, Grandpa Elf took over Evring. Seeing how familiar he was with his granddaughter, I guess he raised his children with affection.

    Grandfather Elf, who was a fool for his granddaughter, looked at me and tried to click his tongue… but then he looked at Ebring and closed his eyes for a long time.

    “Phew. Come in.”

    “Dad. Aren’t you hugging Avni? If you only make Ebring pretty, the child will be disappointed.”

    “It’s okay…”

    “Are you saying it’s okay as long as the man who hugs you is your dad? Hmm…”

    The grandfather elf looked at me disapprovingly. You say your daughter likes her dad, but you’re jealous.

    “Ebni. Just go and give me a hug.”

    “I don’t like it…”

    “Just shake hands. You’re a grandfather.”

    “…Yes.”

    The grandfather elf who shook Avni’s hand snorted.

    “You! No, I have to keep quiet. I was worried because they said you were a crazy person, but you turned out to be a better person than I thought.”

    How on earth did the rumor about me spread, so that every elf I see does that? Should I go into the elf community with Avni’s account and search for public opinion?

    “Anyway, we’ve prepared a banquet, so come in.”

    “Good, Johan. I guess dad approved of you.”

    “Not yet!”

    “Hi!”

    “Oh my, I’m sorry. Grandpa’s voice was loud again, wasn’t it?”

    “No…”

    “Who do I resemble to be so considerate?”

    “He resembles me. Father-in-law.”

    Grandpa Elf looked at me like I was crazy. The other elves whispered.

    “Indeed. That’s why I’m such a crazy person…”

    “I can’t read the mood…”

    “If it were me, I would flatter you and say you look like Ebcuckoo.”

    “It would be better if you mentioned your aunt.”

    Apart from being rude, the elves had a lot to learn. Next time I get the chance, I should flatter my father-in-law and mother-in-law, saying that they resemble him.

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