episode_0229

After the tiring battle, free time comes. Today is the day I meet the elf wives in the village of Taecho.

Since it was a day for sex, I usually didn’t take the kids, but today I brought Evny at Evrande’s request.

Today’s meeting place is a salad and ciabatta restaurant that is very popular among elves. Avni and Avril, who had grown up beautifully, ate the salad.

Ebring, the youngest, followed her sisters and chewed vegetable sprouts. It was cute because it was licking so hard with its little mouth.

As if I wasn’t the only one who felt that way, all the elves sitting in the seats looked at Evering. After swallowing everything in his mouth, Avni opened his mouth and tilted his head.

“Why do you only watch Evering?”

“Love…”

“What is your mother? What are you doing?”

Ebni hugged Evring tightly and pressed their faces together. Avril got angry.

“Hey! I tried to hug you first, but it was cruel!”

“Slow…”

“You’re my little brother because I’m slow? This!”

“Sister…”

“What are you doing?!”

“Avril. Don’t be too picky with your sister.”

“Okay…”

Avril was sullen and lowered her head. Ebni, who is as pretty in heart as she is in appearance, gave Ebring’s bountiful spanking to her younger brother.

The second child was excited and nuzzled the youngest child’s cheek.

Click click click click click

“Now, even if I die, I have no time left…”

“Oppa just dies.”

“Eldest brother. Please get out and die.”

Despite the criticism from his younger siblings, Ebrote smiled and checked the photos. It seems like he’s an elf in this industry.

I finished the salad and bread and drank sweet strawberry juice. Drinking a strawberry drink brought back memories of my childhood.

In elementary schools in the 22nd century, milk was given every lunch hour. They said it was a tradition that has continued since the 21st century.

Elderly people who like lattes muttered, ‘That latte… it only came out with white milk…’, but 22nd century elementary school students chose to drink chocolate, strawberry, coconut, and mint.

I liked strawberries, but when I heard that men should like chocolate milk, I drank coconut milk with tears in my eyes. I did it because I felt like I would lose if I chose chocolate instead of strawberry.

When I think about it now, I think I hated losing from then on.

“Did you drink it all?”

“This store is good. So why is it a family gathering?”

“Look at this.”

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Ebrande held out a newspaper called World Tree Daily. Space technology has advanced so much that it’s not even a hologram, but a paper newspaper. It’s anachronistic.

On the first page, ‘Promising player Lee Yoranche refuses to participate. ‘Is it Renete’s fault?’ The words were emblazoned on the front page, and on the next page were articles with the following tone: ‘Blind spots in the rental system’ and ‘Don’t lend out minions, even if you are a close trainer.’

Is it because the elf wrote the article? The tone was very sharp. It reminded me of the harsh words of the elf I met in battle.

“It’s fun. But why show me this?”

“I heard you got together with Lee Yoranche a while ago?”

“The news is fast. Did Dohoyo tell you?”

It did not take a day or two for the news from Sophia to be delivered to Dohoyo, and Dohoyo to the elves.

“No. The elf community is abuzz with this story. I heard it’s a hot topic not only in the minion community but also on God’s bulletin board.”

“Did Dohoyo tell you that?”

“Not as much as Sophia, but she never misses news related to elves.”

Until now, I’ve been wondering why Sophia and Dohoyo are friends. Because they were two people with very different personalities. But now I understand.

Dohoyo also checks out the community as diligently as Sophia.

“Wait a minute. Sophia has taken over Dohoyo’s account and is running a second account. How?”

“Did you? For some reason, our goddess’ nickname is Sexy Newbie. I didn’t know why, but now I understand.”

Is this a comment that disrespects Sophia? no. Honestly, our goddess deserves to hear things like that.

“I was planning to meet you today and talk to you, but I didn’t know you already knew. that’s right. I used impregnation while fighting Lee Yoran-che.”

“As expected. There’s no way a minion who was fighting well would suddenly refuse to participate. But I don’t understand. Is there a reason not to go to battle just because I laid an egg?”

“You don’t know that.”

I explained what the hidden option for getting pregnant was. Then Ebria opened her mouth.

“How fake is that skill? Even if it is an S-class skill, it is the same. What kind of additional effect was so popular?”

“You can’t use it on men instead.”

They said it wasn’t a scam, but Evrande and Evria were both outraged.

“No! Half of the universe is women… not! Anyway, it’s a female-only special move and makes it impossible to enter battles, so you’re hoping for more?”

“John. Do you have no conscience?”

Evrande’s words pierced my heart heavily. Koreans are a race born with a conscience left in their mother’s womb…

“Anyway, we like Yohan’s performance in our family. In fact, the family really hated Avril until she showed that she was cute and talented.“

“What about Evring? Doesn’t Ebring’s cuteness win the affection of everyone in the family?”

Ebring, who was loved by her sisters, giggled. It was so cute that I stroked its head without even realizing it.

If Avni and Avril’s breasts had been bigger, it would have been difficult to stroke them, but sadly, there was still space.

“We haven’t shown our cute Ebring to the family yet. I would like to introduce it this time.“

“I guess I have a busy schedule. I have to prepare for battles every day, train Avril, take care of Abring, take pictures and post them on the elf bulletin board, brag about them by attaching the pictures to letters to my family, and brag to my friends in the regular league.”

If I take less pictures of Evrotte and don’t brag about it, wouldn’t I have more time? Even if I’m an idol, I’ll work less hard than Ebrote.

I looked at him with disdain and realized what I had missed.

“No. Did you have any friends?”

The elf who always takes pictures of his nephew and gets scolded by his younger siblings, has a friend? What kind of saint would make friends with an elf like this?

Everia looked at me like I was crazy.

“You have friends too, right?”

“There is none.”

All of the minions I was close with were connected through sex. Who has a minion to call a friend?

“Um… Um… Uhm… Is there really anyone…”

“Aren’t you close with Legacy?”

“Legacy? That dragon?”

“We fought together at the fairy farm. Didn’t we become friends back then?”

“I haven’t contacted you once since that day.”

“I’m sorry.”

When I glared at Ebria, I felt downcast and lowered my head. So you have to be careful what you say. The source of all wisdom is the tongue.

Speaking of which, Everia’s fellatio technique came to mind. The water has risen at its peak these days.

“Anyway! Let’s see your face in our family!”

“The reason I told you to bring your daughters is because of your family. Let’s go down this road together.”

“I’m looking forward to it.”

This is my first time going to another family. I also visited Skyleon, but strictly speaking, it wasn’t a family.

“It’s my first time visiting another family. Then, can we also see the planet where Evrande was born and raised?”

“I don’t know if I have time left. When the league is over, we’ll come see our planet, and we’ll go see your planet too.”

“Good.”

The elf’s visit to Earth is something Sophia should work on, not me. So, I could send a blank check without any burden.

I thought they were going to leave right away, but the elves were sitting still. Before I could ask why, Dohoyo appeared.

“The explanation is over, right?”

“Yes.”

“Why did you come late, Dohoyo?”

“Because I don’t want to see your face.”

As soon as I arrive, I get a deal. I don’t know why a goddess as narrow as her chest is upset.

He’s been like that since he heard the news of Sophia’s pregnancy. Could it be that the reason you became friends with Sophia was because you liked her and not because we had the same hobbies?

If the girl you liked first was taken away from you, you would hate it.

“I don’t know what you’re thinking, and I don’t want to know, but anyway, it’s not the reason you’re thinking.”

“Yes, yes. I guess so.”

“Ebrande. Evria. Avril. Can I beat up your husband and father?”

“No…”

Avni echoed timidly. After all, there is only Avni.

“No. The only thing worth seeing for my brother-in-law is his face.”

“The corners of John’s cheeks are not just his face. My body feels good…”

Evrande’s gaze went down and then up.

“…Anyway, it’s good, right?”

“I don’t know what mom is talking about, but you shouldn’t hit her. My dad always lives with Cheonsol’s mom and Sophia.”

“How on earth can you survive after being hit by that…”

Dohoyo muttered softly, but it was all heard. I guess I’ve been hit before. Suddenly a feeling of kinship arose.

“Then let’s move right away.”

*

To put it inconveniently, I wanted to teleport, but I used a portal. As soon as I passed through the portal, I saw a large door made of flowers and vines.

Next to the gate was a wooden fence with beautiful ivy growing all around it.

“How about it?”

Evrande’s long ears fluttered as if hoping for praise. The interior deserves praise, so let’s be honest.

“It’s very beautiful? Dohoyo. Have you ever been here, Sophia? The interior is similar.”

It was a way of speaking that I learned while living among women. This can be interpreted as, ‘The entrance to your family is so beautiful that a goddess could imitate it.’

“Sophia came once too.”

“Our family’s main gate is reputed to be the most beautiful among many elf families! Then let’s ask them to open the door!”

Ebria summoned a spirit and flew it inside. Soon after, a woman who looked exactly like Sister Ebb appeared.

“Dohoyo. Thank you for visiting.”

The woman who bowed her head politely to Dohoyo smiled at Sister Eb. I could see how the eldest child was treated by his family as he frowned when he saw Ebroti.

“Grandma!”

“Avril. Welcome. Next to me is Avni…”

The grandmother elf, who was passing by her granddaughters and trying to say something to me, jerked her head.

“Who is this cute kid?”

“She’s my daughter!”

Ebria was excited and boasted about Ebring. The grandmother elf’s face brightened and a silly smile appeared on her lips.