episode_0225

Humans and Elves (2)

The battle with the opposing trainer, whose main race was elves, went smoothly. In fact, it was expected.

Our ranking has now entered the top 500, but our real skills were not in the top 500. I only started climbing the rankings late because I filled in the entries late. Even Naaman, the weakest, has reached a level where he can be trusted as if he were soup when faced with another god and sent into battle.

My mouth hurts when I talk about Ranran, who beat Naa since she was young, Ebni, who made a contract with a high-ranking spirit, and Luruya, a fraud race with fraudulent characteristics.

Lastly, me and Cheonsol will become solid aces wherever we go. Therefore, it was natural to maintain an undefeated record and increase the ranking.

“Hiing. That elf is bad!”

Of course, the kids didn’t win every time. Ranran, who had defeated two elves by himself, returned with a tearful expression on his face.

Although the previous two battles consumed a lot of stamina and stamina, it did not mean that they could not inflict damage to the enemy. The male elf lay down on the floor and closed his eyes.

It looks like the fight with Ranran was that difficult.

“Ranran fought well. Then we’ll have to send out the next one quickly before he recovers his mana. Who wants to go out? Lulu? Abni? Or is it better?”

“Jjuin! I hope Gwangma takes revenge on Ranran!”

“John? How about Yohan?”

“Well, ”

I don’t know if it’s a woman, but I don’t want to deal with a man. If I defeat that thing, will a female elf appear next?

-i miss you!

Albata, who was being held in Lulu’s arms and her cheeks were being teased, had sparkling eyes. I’m expecting my youngest, so I have to show off my cool side.

“I’ll go out.”

“Then Yohan is dispatched!”

You’re on the move. Sophia is very excited. I hope Sophia and my child do not resemble that sense.

Because it feels so old. Even my nanny didn’t use that tone of voice. Did you say that Mrs. Yumo Kim is a woman of a new era?

[Battle begins!]

puck

[Battle ends!]

The battle ended quickly thanks to Ranran draining the opponent’s strength. The male elf lowered his head as if he realized the difference in skill.

“Ah… that’s the eye level between you and me…”

-Why does dad go into labor when he tries to be cool? Why?

“Albataya. Don’t analyze Gwangma’s words and actions. It is impossible to interpret the incomprehensible.”

It’s because Albata was just born. You will get used to it after a while.

weird. Wasn’t it a much cooler, more charming, and heart-rending quote than Sophia’s ‘Departure’?

It must have lasted for over 100 years. They all seem to be unable to sympathize with me because they are not men.

I like my daughter, but I wish I had a son who would be by my father’s side at times like this.

I need to have a son.

[Newbie Trainer – Illormfre sent out the fourth minion.]

[Elf – Iyoretsu]

While I was thinking about something else, an opposing minion appeared. As always, we started by getting the estimate.

First of all, women. Although her appearance was pretty like that of an elf, she was several levels lower than Sister Ev due to minor flaws in her hair, skin, and facial features.

Ebria said with her own words, ‘Our family of elves has more handsome men and women than other families,’ so that would make them average or below average among elves.

[Both trainers have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

The battle started, but I stood still and glared at Iyoretsu. It wasn’t because he was a strong enemy that we had to look into it more.

“Ba, ba, ba… Arrow of the wind…”

A spirit arrow similar to the power shown by level 1 Evrande flew out. I avoided it when I first became a minion, but there was no need to avoid it anymore.

no. There was no need to react at all.

Whining

The arrow disappeared without even making a hole in my clothes. Iyorutsu made a few more attacks, and I laughed out of bewilderment.

“What are we going to do?”

“Hiik!”

It was a simple question, but Iyoretsu was so scared that he trembled. Honestly, I sucked.

Although her appearance is a bit inferior to that of an elf, she is an elf by name, and impregnating a trembling elf is a hot topic covered in various media in the 22nd century.

But I am not Kim Yo-han, who just became a lackey. My eyes have become high because I have held so many beautiful women, and I have recently experienced the Lamia harem, so I am not hungry.

More than anything, I felt uncomfortable because I felt Illorengpre’s greed. Who do you see as a minion generator? Sending out a minion who is not intended to make you pregnant will only create resentment.

“Hey! Iyorempre!”

“Please say informally when you saw it.”

“If you are a trainer, you should fight fair and square. What is this?”

“You sent out your minions fairly, right?”

Ijorenfre shrugged his shoulders and stuck out his tongue mischievously.

“Profit!”

Sophia ran wild. Our Goddess Beatik is extremely angry. You can ask me to scold you for something like that.

“John! That fox-like bitch is trying to trick me into using that skill! You must never pass over!”

“Will the crazy person not come over? Hey guys! Do it quickly!”

“Yes!”

Iyoretsu hurriedly took off his clothes. It smelled like a fresh virgin, which made me a little sick. Of course, it wasn’t that Iyoretsu sucked.

“Can’t you even take off your underwear?”

I was sick of Ijorenpre, who gave overbearing orders. Contrary to her confident expression, she couldn’t read men’s psychology, which made her look like a real virgin and sucked.

“John! No matter how much you like it, you openly say you want to get the seeds, but you are not giving them away!”

“The main woman also agrees with what the master said. Aren’t you reluctant because the intention is so blatant? Honestly, it’s disgusting.”

“It’s going to get better. It took a long time.”

If Iyoretz had torn his clothes instead of just taking them off, then sat down and looked up at me, pretending to be delicate, I might have fallen for Iyorempre’s intentions.

But I just took off my clothes and closed my eyes.

“You look pitiful, so let me give you some advice. Overt sex appeal is counterproductive.”

“…Yes? Well, I’m ready!”

“Men prefer subtle things rather than blatant attacks.”

So stop going. When I shook my fist, Iyoretsu screamed and died. All that’s left is a message like when I left.

[Battle ends!]

“Nonsense! A crazy person didn’t use the method to get pregnant? At the Yochuljeonghyeon event, I got horny as soon as I saw the girl!”

And it’s just Illormfre pulling out his hair. A bitter smile came out. How underestimated was this?

“I also have my own tastes. I’m not lustful just because I’m wearing a skirt.”

“Was Yohan like that? Even if you weren’t wearing a skirt, wouldn’t you have done that?”

“I will choose silence.”

“Gwangma is lying! You have to spit in your mouth!”

There was a leak inside and there was a rumor going around outside. I ended up hanging out with all the women who gossiped about me.

I’m going to have to scold him in bed so he won’t gossip again.

-Wow! Dad is amazing! I’ve already taken care of two in one fist!

“That’s right…”

-I understand why my second sister likes my dad so much! Dad is so cool!

“That’s right..!”

Avni and Albata should be praised and treated well. The proverb that gives the ugly child an extra piece of rice cake did not apply to me.

If you’re going to give rice cake, give it to a pretty child. How dare this ugly bastard covet rice cake.

“Taste? Didn’t it suit your taste? Then what about him?”

[Newbie Trainer – Illormfre sent out the fifth minion.]

[Minion – Iyomores]

“This is Mores from the Iyo family.”

This time it’s an elf female archer. It was prettier than Iyoretsu, but it was bittersweet because it was backward compatible with Evrande.

This battle proceeded quite normally. Iyomoretsu drained one of my self-healing powers and admitted defeat.

“Pfft… commit it…”

“The elves are all in a strange condition.”

I don’t know why you covet my cock so much. Is it because I am a popular man who is handsome, has a good body, and has great skills even by elf standards?

“My sin is so deep…”

“You! Crazy human!”

While I was in a state of self-absorption, Illormfre woke me up from labor.

“Why on earth won’t you get me pregnant! Don’t you know how many ranks I came down just to meet you? The community even started a fight with that chunk of breasts!”

“Did you?”

Sophia got into trouble in the community. I had no idea.

“Did you?”

Sophia shouted in surprise. It was something he didn’t know, just like me.

“Uh… you don’t know? Why don’t you know?”

“Because it’s not just one or two people arguing…”

Sophia smiled shyly. Cheonsol looked at Sophia and me alternately and sighed.

“I see how the master summoned the Gwangma. Since they look so similar, wouldn’t it have been weirder if they hadn’t been summoned?”

“Ranran sometimes thinks that Juyin and Gwangma look alike!”

I think about it a little often.

Sophia’s face turned gradient red.

“After paying for expensive divinity and researching the tastes of crazy humans, why not use impregnation? No way… Goddess Beatik! Did you control the crazy person?”

“That’s right!”

“Pfft… At the Yochuljeonghyeon event, I thought they let a crazy person run amok and couldn’t control it… I never thought they would hide such a secret…”

“…Haha! You were fooled!”

“I will not forget this shame…”

[Newbie Trainer – Illormpre abstained.]

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sophia won.]

Ijorenfre disappeared, shedding tears. Even though I got one win, I felt uneasy for some reason.

Can I win like this? Of course, it’s nice to win without using much strength, but is this really okay?

This time, I didn’t hang out with Ijorenpre because I was precious to him, but next time we meet, shall we try teasing him?

It wasn’t like me to just kill it when it attacked it asking to be eaten. Let’s get pregnant without worrying about it further.

If you drink water, your body and mind will feel refreshed.

Sophia told me that she was satisfied with the conclusion she reached after much consideration.

“John. be careful. In the future, I will meet many trainers like Illormpre. The intention is to acquire good minions and raise them yourself, or sell them on the market, so you should never ignore them. Got it?”