episode_0220

“Yes, it’s 4,500 won. Do you have a rewards card?”

“You don’t have one? Yes, please take the card. Thank you.”

“Sigh…”

It was a day like any other.

In order to overcome the poverty that seemed to be tearing me apart, I was working hard at my convenience store part-time job today as well, and I was having a busy day dealing with more regular customers than usual.

“When will this bank account balance be full…”

[Remaining account balance: 24,000 won]

When I check my bank balance on my smartphone, I can’t help but laugh.

The day when Albabee comes in is far away, so why is the money only enough to last a few days?

“Real friend, should I do something like cornmeal meta?”

I shook my head as I recalled what my friend the balls had said before.

“No, let’s find a way somehow. How can a person live on cornmeal alone?”

It’s not that I haven’t tried cornmeal meta.

When I actually tried it, my body was ruined so much that I ended up spending more on hospital bills.

Since my bank account balance was already empty, I wanted to avoid the situation where I would do something stupid and end up with a negative balance.

“I guess I’ll have to ask the store manager first. If I open my mouth a little, I might be able to pick up a few scraps.”

I sighed and started thinking of things to say to the store manager.

Did you spend a long time thinking about what to say while there were no customers?

Daughter ♪

Because the bell rang to indicate that a customer had arrived, I put my worries aside and greeted the customer who had come to the convenience store stiffly.

“Welcome.”

“…”

This time, too, the greeting was ignored without fail.

But now, being ignored has become a daily occurrence, so I had no time to feel bad and thought again about what to say to the store manager.

What should I say to the store manager to make him happily give me three triangle kimbap?

How can I please that picky store manager and get an extra 500ml bottle of Samdasoo?

As I was lost in thought again, the customer seemed to have finished choosing his items and dumped them all on the checkout counter. I looked down at the mountain of condoms on the checkout counter and quietly opened my mouth.

“…Is this a new truth?”

“Huh?”

“Oh, no. I’ll calculate it quickly. Could you wait a moment?”

Did you bring all the condoms left in the convenience store?

I kept cursing inwardly as I counted the countless condoms piled up on the counter.

What on earth are you going to do with all these condoms?

No, let me just look at your face. What on earth do you look like that you buy so many condoms?

With a boiling anger and a rising curiosity, I cautiously glanced at the guest’s face and momentarily lost my senses.

Blonde hair that looks like it was forged from gold.

Blood-red eyes that look like cut jewels.

A face and body that seem to have been created by God, and large breasts that look soft just by looking at them.

I forgot to count the condoms and reached out to the customer without thinking, as I was struck by a beautiful sight that I had never seen before in all my years of working.

however.

match!!!

The guest forcefully slapped my slowly approaching hand away, then smiled broadly and opened his mouth.

“I’m sorry, I have a partner.”

“Ah.”

I did something really stupid.

Trying to touch someone because they are pretty at first sight? Isn’t that the same as almost being sexually harassed from the customer’s perspective?

The thought that I’m screwed keeps coming to my mind.

The series of events that just took place must have been captured on the CCTV installed near the checkout counter.

I stood there blankly, forgetting that there was a guest waiting, and began to worry about life.

What the hell, what the hell do I do? If I do it wrong, I’ll get a red line drawn on me?

I’m already in a desperate situation because I don’t have any money.

Because I made a mistake out of curiosity and my life was suddenly over, I apologized to the guest with the utmost regret.

“I’m really, really sorry!!!”

“It’s okay. It happens often. What the heck. Just do the math.”

“Oh, I see!”

My mother’s words that people with pretty faces also have pretty hearts were true.

I thought she was serious, but it turns out she just wanted to have a good time with her boyfriend.

I sighed in relief and started scanning the barcode again, and the kind customer waited for me with a warm smile.

Beep! Bang! Crack!

As the calculation was almost finished, the beautiful customer who had been staring at me with her arms crossed suddenly said something strange.

“Finally found it.”

“Huh?”

“Nothing. Here, here’s the card.”

“We’ll help you pay! The rewards card is…”

“No, just process it quickly.”

“Okay!!!”

I quickly put the condom in a plastic bag so as not to embarrass the customer, and said goodbye to the customer who was leaving with a nod.

“Rain, plastic bags are a service! Sa, take a look! ”

“Okay, I see. See you later?”

“Huh?”

I asked back with a question, but the beautiful customer had already gone far away.

I thought I saw a strange guest and slowly started preparing to shift to the next part-timer.

“By the way, it seems like you’ve piled up a lot lately. To suddenly reach out to a stranger… Anyway, you’re a pervert.”

When I get home, I have to sleep with one foot out.

As for the daughter-in-law, I’m shameless, but let’s go with the person from just now.

I spent the remaining part-time job daydreaming about the beautiful customer I had just seen.

After a while, I took a shift with the morning shift worker and headed to my studio, where my tired body was filled with small happiness.

—–

“Whoa…”

It was a really tough day.

The extreme stress of fighting countless customers and working two jobs ruined my once healthy body.

I looked at my worn-out self in the mirror and sighed deeply.

“I want to eat life raw.”

That’s really the only thing on my mind these days.

Something that only happens in web novels… Yes, becoming a silver-haired, blue-eyed pretty girl and living life in easy mode.

Maybe it’s because my life has been in hardcore mode since I was young, so I have such thoughts even more.

“Please, by any means necessary, let me live my life to the fullest. Honestly, I’ve had a really hard time so far. Can’t you just let me live comfortably for once? Okay?”

As I poured out my pointless anger into the empty room, I muttered while thinking about the pretty guest I had seen today.

“What if I were that beautiful customer I saw at the convenience store today?”

“Really, haven’t you been living life day by day?”

“While broadcasting on the internet, I copied money and became famous… At least I wouldn’t have had such a hard life.”

No matter how poor life is, it will be better than now.

Whether it’s a no-man’s-land, a female protagonist who is corrupted and subordinated to a man’s possession, or a love story –

“I just want to throw everything away and live life to the fullest, really.”

As I spoke, I lay down on the soft bed.

“But what happens if you fantasize like this? Reality isn’t fantasy.”

A reality too harsh to enjoy fantasy.

I looked up at the ceiling with my eyes closing, and slowly closed them to endure tomorrow.

Okay then.

“Phew…”

In the room, a voice that shouldn’t be heard was heard.

Are you a thief?

No, he’s too brazen to be called a thief. Then who is he?

I jumped up and looked towards where the sound came from, and there was a golden nine-tailed fox with its thick, luscious nine tails waving.

…is this a dream?

Yeah, no matter how much I think about it, it’s still a dream.

Where in the world would you find a nine-tailed fox? This isn’t some urban fantasy.

I thought it was a dream and pinched my thigh as hard as I could.

“Kaaah!!!”

I ended up falling to my knees as a dizzying pain shot up from my thighs.

A dream… or not?

So the mysterious nine-tailed fox in front of me right now is not fake but real?

As I looked at the gumiho with a confused face, the gumiho giggled and slowly approached me.

“You look very confused?”

“Who are you? And what do you do?”

“Do I look like a human to you? Phew, so that’s what it felt like to be a fox god.”

Just like the beautiful customer I saw at the convenience store, the gumiho kept spouting out unintelligible words… Wait, the customer I saw at the convenience store?

I quickly began to compare the desired gumiho in front of me with the customers who had visited the convenience store.

If we just give that beautiful guest perky fox ears and a cute, soft tail, she’ll become a nine-tailed fox right before our eyes?

Only then did I recall what the guest had said and I put my hand on my forehead.

“Fuck.”

“Your mouth is really foul. You need to correct it a little.”

“What kind of correction is that, so what does the nine-tailed fox lady have to do with someone like me?”

If they were going to eat my liver or kill me like in the old fairy tales, they would have done it a long time ago.

I felt a little more confident seeing her rather friendly appearance, so I asked her in a blunt voice.

However, the words that came out of her mouth were all completely incomprehensible.

“Oh, I just came to give back in kind.”

“What?”

“[Never use a fox god as your daughter-in-law]. Have you ever heard of this saying? Well, it doesn’t matter if you haven’t.”

Since I have already used the fox god as my daughter, it is something that cannot be undone.

And, isn’t it right to return the favor in kind?

The golden nine-tailed fox smiled brightly enough to blind me, then created a very ominous ball of light in her hand and threw it at me.

“You said you wanted to eat life raw? I’ll grant that wish.”

KWANG-!

“Cough?!”

With a body that was already broken and worn out from fatigue, the probability of avoiding the light shot by the gumiho with such a trashy body was close to 0.

“Once again, please take care of me?”

I couldn’t help but close my eyes as I listened to the nine-tailed fox’s languid voice.

When I finally came to my senses again.

“What, what is this?!!”

I had become a silver-haired, wall-eyed female nine-tailed fox.

What the fuck, give me back my baby’s factory engine.

– Never use a fox god as your daughter-in-law (Complete) –

BONUS: Final review.

Hello, readers?

Dreaming Bear, who has finally completed his second work, bows deeply to his readers.

After completing the 220-episode epic journey, we have finished the long journey that started in March and lasted until December.

[Never Use a Fox God as Your Daughter] has come to an end.

Park Soo Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I never imagined I would write 50 chapters of epilogue!

Honestly, I thought this would be 13 or 14 episodes at most.

I guess I have a talent for making the plot five times more interesting than I thought.

Isn’t that a truly monstrous ability? Hehe…

Unfortunately, this is where the story of the beautiful yet perverted foxes ends.

It would be more accurate to say that this is the end of the story the fox god told me…

The story from here on out is not set in stone. Now, it’s time to leave it to the readers’ imagination.

Haha, it’s really refreshing and bittersweet. After finishing one story…

I guess I can’t end the story on a refreshing note and show my regrets.

Even the fox goddess threw away her foolishness and was reincarnated, so I too must throw away my foolishness.

I think I achieved satisfactory results!

With 6,700 favorites and 860,000 views, it’s a feat I never imagined possible.

In the previous work, is it because I ate the Donmi Sae Saintess too much? Haha…

Well, that’s enough of the regrettable story, now it’s time to look at the next story I’ve prepared.

When the main story was finished, I explained it too abstractly, didn’t I?

Yes, honestly, it couldn’t be helped because it wasn’t properly decided.

I had to spend a lot of time thinking and thinking about what kind of work I should write.

So after much thought, the decision was made…

[She became the evil witch of the Southern Great Forest.]

no see.

You’re saying you don’t get the feel for it?

Well… I don’t think it’ll be fun if I tell you the whole story, so I’ll just give you the tags.

#fantasy #obsession #comedy #madness #female depravity #sexual abnormality #delusion.

I think it’s something like this.

The characters that appear… Yes, I think they will show madness comparable to the madness that the characters in The Fox God’s Daughter showed.

Especially the male protagonist.

And the currently discontinued works, The Unicorn Goddess and the Moneybird Saintess… will probably be replaced with a completely new gear in that story.

How it is written, please look forward to December 20th.

Thank you so much for following along this far, readers.

I’ll take a short break to prepare for the next more interesting piece.

If you have any questions about [Never Use a Fox Goddess as Your Daughter], please leave a comment and I will answer you with all my heart.

Well then, I’ll see you again with my next work.

Once again, thank you!

BONUS: Special side story. A day in the life of a soft and fluffy fox mother and daughter (1)

[It was an honor to serve you, Madam. Then, I will also try to attain Buddhahood.]

“Thank you for your hard work, maid. It was really fun working with you.”

[I had more fun, haha.]

Passus –

The evil spirits who have paid off all their sins begin to attain Buddhahood with bright smiles.

The cold moon illuminated the evil spirit with its elegant light as if celebrating its enlightenment, and the maid entered the cycle of reincarnation under the blessings of the stars and the moon.

“Phew.”

The mansion became even more desolate after the head maid became a Buddha.

I felt the afterglow of our separation in the yard for a little longer and then slowly entered the mansion.

“Did you see me off well?”

As I entered the mansion, my husband came to me and spoke to me while offering me some warm honey water.

Certainly, after 44 years of marriage, it seems like there is nothing he doesn’t know about his wife.

I smiled bitterly as I was handed the honey water with steam rising from it.

“Yeah, he saw me off nicely. He left smiling until the end.”

“That’s good, he was the one who had the most regrets. If he’s laughing and leaving, he must’ve gotten it all out.”

Tsk tsk.

My husband soothed me by gently stroking my head.

“I just went because it was time to go. So don’t worry too much.”

“That’s because no matter how often you experience a breakup, you never get used to it. Hehe, if you get used to a breakup… that would be a problem too.”

After I emptied the teacup, I placed it in an appropriate place and held my husband’s hand.

“Want to take a walk? Let’s reminisce.”

“It’s okay. It’s been a while since I’ve had a date at a mansion in the middle of the night.”

“…I won’t have sex with you like that, running around the room. I told you in advance.”

“Okay, okay. Don’t worry about it! No, and in this damp atmosphere, you wouldn’t dare pounce on me?”

“You are a human being who can do that. Oh my, how come 40 years have passed and people don’t change?”

“Shouldn’t you rather like the fact that he doesn’t change? He’s been single-mindedly in love with you for 40 years and now. Is there really no other husband like him?”

Well, there really isn’t a husband like this.

There can’t be two such lovely perverts in the world.

But it’s still ugly to say that confidently.

I slapped my husband on the back and quickened my pace.

“Stop talking nonsense and come with me. If you don’t come, I’ll go alone?”

“Tsk, anyway, who wouldn’t say I’m a hot-tempered fox. Let’s go, let’s go!”

My husband pretended to be defeated and sat down next to me, and I took my constantly annoying husband to the study first.

A study that stores records from Jin-ha’s infancy through high school, starting with his wedding album.

Because there was no better place to recall memories from the beginning.

My husband and I walked for a short while to the study, and as soon as we got there, we turned on the light and took the albums out of the bookshelf one by one.

It was a bit dusty because it had been left for a long time, but thanks to the preservation magic, there was no loss of luster or anything.

“I found everything, now let’s take a look around slowly. Phew, how fun will it be?”

“Don’t you feel like you’re getting older rather than having fun? Phew, we’re in our 60s now. We even have a granddaughter.”

“…When you say it like that, it really does make you sound old.”

We found all the albums that caught our eye, piled them up on the floor, and started flipping through them one by one.

“I’m having flashbacks. My daughter, it’s been a while since I’ve seen you so cute?”

“Yeah, it was really soft at that time, right? It was fun to touch.”

“It was fluffy and soft. Hehe, and the way it opened its eyes wide in surprise when I did ‘peekaboo’…”

“I’ll say it again, please don’t do that peek-a-boo thing. Do you know that Yoon-ha hates you so much because of that?”

“Yoon Ha? That’s ridiculous! My granddaughter who laughs at the mere mention of the word ‘grandfather’ can’t possibly hate me!”

“Are you crazy because you can’t accept reality? Oh my.”

As we continued the story, pointing to each album, my husband pointed to a picture with an interested look on his face.

“Oh, right. That was really fun.”

“…Be quiet.”

“Should I be quiet, you were really cute back then? Why else would I risk my life to take a picture of you like this?”

“Haa, I really can’t burn this.”

I take a deep breath and look at the photo my husband is pointing at.

The photo in the album is of two soft, fluffy rice cakes facing each other.

Looking at that embarrassing photo, which was cute but had a not-so-cute backstory, I remembered that time.

Surely, it was like this.

—–

When Jin-ha was attending daycare, her in-laws sent her a gift.

The contents are a glass bottle containing an unidentified brown liquid.

I immediately called my mother-in-law to find out what the gift was, and thanked her for accepting it and asked about it.

however.

[You’ll get a feel for it once you try it. Don’t drink too much, and give some to your parents too. Okay?]

My mother-in-law gave me only vague answers and hung up the phone.

“This is difficult.”

It’s unlikely that a mother-in-law who has no ill feelings toward her daughter-in-law would have given her something strange, but you never know.

I gave the item to my husband as is and asked him to feel it in return for a passionate kiss.

“My mother gave me this. Do you know what it is? I think you would know.”

“Well… I’ve never seen it before. But since it says to drink it, maybe it’s a beverage or something?”

“Is that so? Well, I guess my mother wouldn’t have sent me something that would be harmful to my body. Should I try it first?”

I asked the maid to bring me a glass and filled it with about a third of the brown liquid.

And then, without anyone being able to stop him, he downed the liquid in one shot.

Gulp –

A brown liquid that goes down your throat coolly.

It felt refreshing like drinking cider, and a subtle sweetness like peach iced tea lingered in my mouth, so I could drink the liquid itself without any burden.

However, I was soon shocked to see the brown letters appearing on the bottle as one third of its contents disappeared.

[Elixir of Youth]

– Regain your youth in one day!

– It’s 7 years for 10%, so just eat the appropriate amount!

– The alchemist is not responsible for any penalties resulting from abuse!

“…Elixir of Youth?”

Before I could even express my doubts, the drug began to take effect and my body began to shrink rapidly.

“Huh…?!”

In a moment of panic, the long, slender arms and legs had turned into the short, chubby arms and legs typical of a child.

Was that all? Her large breasts, like melons, disappeared into perfect cliffs, and her alluring pelvis, which was supposed to be good at giving birth to babies, became a blunt pelvis filled with fat.

A body that changed in an instant without even being able to do anything.

First, I checked to see if there was anything wrong.

“The tail… is smaller, but it’s okay because you can hold it and sleep with it, and the maids will take care of any discomfort caused by the kidneys, so it doesn’t seem like a problem.”

Is the only problem that you can’t have sex with your husband today?

I let out a deep sigh of relief, thinking that nothing serious would happen, but then my husband, with a more serious expression on his face than usual, strode over to me and lifted me up.

“Hmm.”

He turned me around here and there, then his face hardened even more.

Is there a problem I’m not aware of?

As I suddenly started to tremble in fear, my husband changed the position in which he was lifting me and suddenly put his hand on my lower body.

…Wait a minute, that’s not what I think, is it, honey?

No matter what, it’s a bit much to be attracted to a body like this, right?

I’ve heard that there’s only a thin line between being a doting daughter-fool and a lolicon, but you’re still a doting daughter-fool!!!

Would she have resisted hard by shaking her body while glaring at her husband with eyes full of disgust?

My husband must have found my resistance quite irritating, because he put me on the ground and shook his head.

“Hoo.”

“Why are you sighing?”

“Hoooo…”

“No, why are you sighing all of a sudden!”

Why are you looking down at me with such a sad face? What on earth are you missing?

As I was gently patting my husband’s thigh with a very pouty face, he suddenly put his thumb and index finger on my stomach and opened his mouth gloomily.

“I guess… it won’t work?”

“It won’t work, what can’t it work, you crazy pedophile bastard!!!”

I took a frying pan from under the bed and hit my husband on the head.

Kong-!

It was summer.

BONUS: Special side story. A day in the life of a soft and fluffy fox mother and daughter (2)

“…I’m confused.”

The first thing the fox god said when he saw me as a child was this.

“This is exactly what it would feel like if Jin-ha had long hair. Jin-ha really looks just like you.”

As soon as she saw my changed appearance, she looked here and there, repeatedly checking to see if there was anything wrong, and when it was certain that there was nothing wrong, she started pulling on my cheeks indiscriminately.

“The cheeks are soft and the tail is fluffy. If you don’t mind, can I have a flatulence just once?”

“Will it work? (Will it work?)”

“Can you do it? Thank you!”

Brrr –

“Kkiyaaah!!!”

The fox god started to treat me like she had treated Jin-ha in the past, playing with me like a joke, as if my opinion didn’t matter.

After completely disabling them by putting your hand in their armpit, you can then whoosh and board the plane.

He tied my two arms tightly with one hand and then tickled my sensitive areas.

Or, you could touch her soft cheeks as if you were touching rice cakes.

Every single prank made me seethe with anger, and I wanted to scream and cause a scene right away, but I had no choice but to quietly endure such humiliation.

As my body ages, not only does my physical ability decline, but even the magical powers I can use become limited.

If you rush in without any reason, you’ll end up getting beaten up and not even getting your bones crushed.

That’s why I chose the policy of ‘consistently ignoring’ like Jin-ha, and just quietly accepted the fox god’s tricks and waited for it to end.

however.

“It’s really good that you didn’t resist. If only Jin-ha had stayed still like this.”

There is a flying fox above the running fox, and the fox god saw through my intentions and began to humiliate me even more enjoyably.

Devilish bitch.

…At this point, Jin-ha seemed amazing all over again.

Jinhaya, what kind of life have you been living?

In this world full of people who can’t afford to lose their arms, how can you afford to handle dozens of people when it’s hard to handle even one?

Is there something different about a fox that has been born with nine tails?

I paid my respects to Jin-ha, who was sound asleep in the kindergarten, and lit a fox fire to stop the fussing.

“Stop!!!”

With a “pop!” sound, a fox flame like a lighter flame rises gently.

The sight of the small, burning, pitiful flame was like looking at my tail now that my desire had disappeared.

Oh, my.

This is not it.

What I thought was a foxfire that burned as hot as a bonfire.

As I looked at the shabby fox fire that was too small compared to the sound of the screams, I smiled awkwardly. The fox god smiled bitterly and started to stroke me again.

“You’ve gotten so old, but somehow you’ve become cuter than my daughter. Haha, I didn’t know rebelling could be this cute.”

“…”

“Why aren’t you saying anything? Try yelling like you did before. You’ll be cute that way, too.”

Perhaps, if a red panda were to raise its front paw at a human as a threat, the human would not react in this way.

With the emptiness and embarrassment rising from the depths of my heart, I cursed softly in a bitter voice.

“Fuck…”

If I really go back to my original form, everything will be overturned.

From the vixen goddess who treats me like a child and abuses me to my pervert husband who has discovered a new taste, I will fry them all with a frying pan.

I glared at the fox god, gritting my teeth until they broke. The fox god made a stern face and suddenly stopped stroking me.

And then.

“What did you just say?”

He growled in a murderous voice and forced me to lie down on his knees.

“How can a young child use bad language without any manners!”

“No, where did I look like a kid! You crazy bitch! It’s not like this is too much…”

“Wow!!!!!”

Crack – !

The fox god slapped my struggling cheek hard, and I trembled in helplessness as I was forcibly taught manners.

“Kya, kyaeng…”

The hot tingling sensation rising from my buttocks completely eradicates my will to resist.

At the same time, I found myself shedding tears as the sadness came rushing in like a tide.

…this disgrace will surely be repaid.

I don’t know if it will work, but I will somehow make the fox god look younger and return this shame to him in kind.

While sharpening my blade of revenge, I quietly accepted the gentle touch of the fox god.

Until my daughter came home from daycare.

—–

“Get up now, it’s almost time for Jin-ha to come home from daycare.”

“Ugh… Just 5 more minutes…”

“It’s already been an hour, just 5 more minutes! Do you think I’ll come to my senses if I get spanked again!”

“Kya, kyaeng…”

As I opened my eyes to the terrifying threat, all I saw was a clock that told me there was still plenty of time left.

I puffed up my cheeks with all my might and argued with the fox god.

“Oh, there’s still 30 minutes left! You can get ready in 10 minutes!”

“You’re talking about making rice cakes? With that body? Come on, talk to me. No matter how much of a pervert your partner is, there’s no way she’d be attracted to that body…”

“Not that rice cake, you crazy bitch!!! And don’t judge other people’s husbands’ sexual desires so carelessly! He… Oh, let’s just stop talking.”

As I sighed at the unexpected question and started to change into Jin-ha’s clothes, the fox god giggled and asked me.

“By the way, what were you planning to explain to Jin-ha? If it’s your playfulness, I’m sure you’ll do something.”

A sinister fox goddess who sends out secret expectations.

I sighed deeply as I watched her excitedly in a strange place.

“Well, I guess I’ll just let it slide this time? Even if they try to trick me, I don’t think I’ll be able to tell by smell, right?”

“…Well, since he’s a smart kid, he’ll figure it out right away. Tsk, that’s why I don’t like quick-witted kids.”

“Can you just tell Jin-ha exactly what you said?”

“Pfft, threatening me with something so useless. If you have time, get ready quickly. It looks like I’ll be arriving a little early today.”

As I carefully looked out the window at her words, I saw Jin-ha walking towards me with a happy face in the distance.

I wonder if something good happened at daycare?

As I looked at that face, which seemed happier than usual, I felt a strong desire to play a prank on her.

…No, even if you want to joke around, you have to hold back.

How embarrassing would it be if, as a mother, you showed yourself to be worse than your daughter?

I shook my head to shake off my desire and finished preparing to go out to meet her.

however.

“What is this that makes me shiver like this?”

When I actually opened the door and tried to step out, my steps were not easy.

Clearly, my body has become lighter than before, but why are my feet so heavy as I go to greet my daughter?

I just opened the door and stood there blankly, and the fox spirit must have been frustrated with the sight of me, so she lifted me up.

“Hey, let go of this…!”

I struggled and resisted the sudden feeling of floating, but my opponent was a sinister fox goddess who even made Jin-ha stick out his tongue.

She dragged me to the front door and taunted me.

“What do you mean, let go? Just meet up properly. Even if it goes wrong, what more can you do than give Jin-ha a special experience?”

“That, that’s true… but I’m kind of embarrassed!!!”

I hit the fox god’s back with my cute fist, but the only sound I heard was the soft, squeaky sound of my lovely tail swiping at my husband.

In the end, my fierce resistance was easily defeated by the overwhelming power gap, and I had no choice but to meet my daughter in such a soft and tender manner.

And the first thing my daughter said to me when she came home from daycare was,

“Who is this girl, Aunt Grandma?”

It was a question that made my heart sink.

—–

“What happened next?”

“What happened? I fell flat on my face when I found out she was my mom. Phew, I never imagined Jin-ha could say something like that?”

“Sometimes, I see her speaking in a scary way. I think it got worse after she became a mother.”

“Phew, you got hit last time, right? When you were trying to have a game with your son-in-law, did your daughter say, “I really don’t like you, Dad…”?”

“…Let’s stop talking here. It’s not a good memory.”

The husband spoke in a gloomy voice and quietly closed the album.

Then he put the album back on the bookshelf and took his cell phone out of his pocket.

“Come to think of it, isn’t it about time for him to start broadcasting? You seem crazier than before.”

“Can’t you do a show that’s crazier than what I did? If you do that, your child’s path to marriage will be blocked!”

“You brought it on yourself. If that was the case, you shouldn’t have fired the TS beam in the first place.”

“… My life motto is to return what I have received.”

It’s not that I’m happy to see you flying the TS beam.

But you’ve definitely figured out the location and situation and are flying it, right? Isn’t that enough?

I shook my head to shake off the distracting thoughts, then grabbed my husband by his thick, luscious tail.

“So.”

Then she pulled her husband towards me and whispered softly in a seductive voice.

“Do you like him? Do you like me?”

The husband’s answer to that is.

“Honey, I like you the most.”

It was a wise answer that came from 40 years of experience in marriage.

You’re a bit perceptive.

I quietly put the frying pan I had taken out back under the sofa.

BONUS: Side story. Fox fusion (1)

It’s been almost a month since I started broadcasting, but my broadcast hasn’t become popular like the main character in a web novel.

If it was natural, then it was natural. I lived my whole life as an ordinary person, so how could my personality change just because I became a gumiho?

Although I started internet broadcasting to eat raw, internet broadcasting and creators have been in an extreme red ocean since long ago.

Having just a pretty face and a lovely tail wasn’t enough to make you successful.

Moreover, it was impossible to show off this fluffy, soft tail that was so adorable and appealing that you fell in love with it the more you touched it, on TV.

The future of my broadcasting simply looked bleak.

“…Fuck.”

Of course, there was no problem in living there at all.

Because that fucking bitch who turned me into a silver nine-tailed fox sends me a certain amount of living expenses every month without fail.

Honestly, there was no need to broadcast it since they sent me so much money that I didn’t even have to do anything like broadcasting it.

Well, strangely enough, I started to develop a rebellious spirit because I kept receiving.

I want to grow my broadcast, which is just a start-up, into a mid-sized company.

That is the rebellious spirit of wanting to escape from the clutches of that golden nine-tailed fox.

So lately I’ve been trying to figure out what I’m best at and what I enjoy doing…

“…The world is wide and there are many people.”

I was able to realize.

That living life raw is never easy.

Even Internet broadcasting, which seemed easy, required enormous effort behind the scenes.

“Sigh.”

What kind of content should we broadcast tomorrow?

Will that content be able to attract viewers?

As I was sighing at the bleak future, an uninvited guest showed up every day at a similar time.

“What’s going on? Why are you so dead? Did something happen?”

“…You don’t have to worry about it.”

“Um, wouldn’t anyone get annoyed if they saw that shit-eating expression? Go ahead and tell me, I’ll listen.”

“I told you not to worry about it?”

I glared at it sharply in rising irritation, but the golden nine-tailed fox just smiled bashfully, wagging its charming tail.

What on earth is so funny about him?

Don’t you feel bad about being treated badly all the time?

…Maybe you have M tendencies? Maybe so, seeing as you always keep a smile on your face no matter how much you get cursed at.

“Why did you come?”

When I spoke to the golden nine-tailed fox, who was annoyed by his smiling face and wanted to issue a curfew, she tilted her head and answered.

“Of course you came because you wanted to see me. If you didn’t want to see me, there’s no reason to come, right?”

“No, not that! Why are you clinging to me? What did I do wrong?”

“That’s up to you from your previous life. You’re currently paying off the karma you committed in your previous life.”

“Ha, stop it. Stop talking. That damned past life, really.”

My head was pounding.

Why should I in this life have to suffer for the mistakes I made in my past life?

No, to be honest, I’m not sure if this is worth paying the price for.

If it’s about clearing away sins, then it must be difficult, right?

But this isn’t difficult at all, is it?

It’s a bit weird that she turned into a gumiho, but I feed her, put her to bed, clothe her, and do everything for her. How can this be considered paying off her karma?

A question that remains unanswered even after a month.

I looked at the golden nine-tailed fox again as if demanding an answer, but the golden nine-tailed fox simply smiled.

…That really pisses me off.

I want to break that easygoing smile just once.

Feeling desire sprouting in my heart, I started asking her questions to embarrass her.

“…You said you could teach me everything you need to know?”

“Yeah, but?”

“Then tell me the secret to a successful broadcast. You said it was strange for me to fail with this body.”

When I was turned into a gumiho by her, she said.

With this body, I could eat up all the broadcasts and still have some left over.

But as I said before, the reality was not easy at all.

Even after working like crazy for a month, the number of viewers was between 30 and 40.

Even among them, more than three-quarters were true sex addicts who wanted to see female cams.

So does that mean I can’t do camgirls?

Talk about something reasonable. Until a month ago, you were a man, and now you’re wearing revealing clothes in front of men and calling them “oppa oppa”?

I can’t do it. No, I had no intention of doing it even if I died. If I were going to do something like that, I’d rather kill myself.

Anyway, when I asked the golden nine-tailed fox to tell me the answer, she gently closed her eyes.

“Should I just turn on the broadcast? I think it’s better to show it once than to tell it a hundred times.”

Without hesitation, she turned on the main unit’s power with her pretty feet.

…strangely enough.

An unknown uneasiness began to slowly rise up.

—–

“It’s been a while since I’ve been on air.”

How many decades has it been? I don’t know, but it’s definitely been at least 60 years.

After I announced my retirement after becoming pregnant, I really haven’t had any connection with internet broadcasting even once.

“It brings back memories, huh… By the way, what are the idiots who used to watch my broadcast doing now? Are they all grown up and just waiting for the day they die?”

That broadcast at that time when all kinds of sexual harassment were rampant.

As I was vaguely remembering that moment, the fox god… no, the reincarnation spoke to me.

“What kind of content do you plan on making? Chat? Or games?”

“Haha, I’m really bad at games, so I guess I’ll just focus on chatting and drawing.”

“… Picture broadcast? That’s a broadcast that’s completely gone with the development of AI programs. Huh? You’re saying that you can succeed with that?”

“You have to put your dick in to know if it’s big or not. The results aren’t out yet, so why are you so hasty?”

“…”

The reincarnation of the fox god glared at me with a grumpy face, as if she had nothing to say in return.

I know that too.

The fact that over 50 years ago, AI was developing like crazy and all the scribblers became unemployed.

Well, that’s only natural.

Who would want to draw a picture when a nice picture can be created in no time by just adding a few tags?

What good is it if you spend 9 or 10 hours drawing something that is much worse than the picture that AI draws in 3 seconds?

As the reincarnation says, the commission market and picture broadcasting have completely disappeared.

But even from ashes, flowers bloom. There were things that even AI could never imitate.

“No matter how great they are, they can’t express all of the ugly desires of humans.”

Yes, I have been thinking of drawing out the ugly desires of humans for a long time. In order to raise the broadcast of the reincarnation body.

Well, in some ways it could be seen as similar to reversing one’s retirement.

What does it matter? After all, in 60 years there will hardly be anyone left who remembers my face.

I took out my tablet from the subspace for the first time in a long time.

It’s been quite a while since I’ve drawn a picture. I haven’t touched it at all since I gave birth to my third child.

Tub –

When I hold the worn-out pen in my hand, I feel a familiar grip.

I guess what’s familiar never goes away. After drawing a few lines on the tablet, I realized that my skills hadn’t gotten that rusty.

“Let’s get started, everything is ready.”

After setting up the table, he puts his perked ears and adorable tail away for a moment.

Oh, what is this that makes me so nervous?

I’ve dealt with thousands of people, but I’m so nervous standing in front of just a few dozen people. I guess I’ll have to live a long life to see this.

I was doodling on my tablet when the reincarnation pressed the [ON – AIR] button.

“That, today’s broadcast… I’ll start…”

As soon as the broadcast started, men who were curious about her appearance began to come in one by one.

[??? Who is that next to the hikikomori room leader?]

[What is this? Who is that person next to me? Is he the guest today?]

[By the way, is there anyone who is not at all inferior to the room leader’s appearance? But is that size realistically possible?]

[It’s so fucking big… It’s really fucking big… Hehe…]

Was it because there was a beauty I saw for the first time?

Contrary to what the reincarnation had explained, the few viewers who were there chatted quite cautiously.

Most of the compliments were that I was pretty and that I was not inferior to the reincarnated body in any way.

But this kind of mild-tasting broadcast wasn’t what I wanted.

There are two women with bodies that make broadcasting spicy on its own.

Then, shouldn’t we do a spicy broadcast?

After the show ends, the husband might go on a rampage, saying he’ll gouge out the viewers’ eyes.

Well, it’ll all be resolved if we just spend one hot night whispering sweet nothings.

I brought the microphone forward and spat out my words with a provocative tone.

“The broadcast itself was just boring. You said it was boring, but how can the host and the viewers be equally boring?”

“…Hey!”

The reincarnation is startled and quickly grabs the microphone to try to fix it.

However, the flames had already begun to burn fiercely, and her feeble speech was obviously unable to put them out.

“Uh, what should I do…?”

When the suppression failed, the reincarnation began to glare at me with eyes that seemed to be asking for help.

It basically means that since it’s your fault, you should handle it yourself.

At this, I smiled as if I understood, then looked down at the camera and opened my mouth.

“Today’s broadcast will be a bit chaotic, so those who are going to leave, please leave in advance. I warned you.”

Today’s content is something that AI can never imitate.

“Finding abnormal sexual desires in everyday life, that’s it.”

BONUS: Side story. Fox fusion (2)

A quiet cafe with few people.

In that charming, quiet place, a mysterious beauty was savoring coffee.

“Um ~ ”

She smiles brightly and exclaims in admiration at the subtle scent of coffee.

There was a magical power in that sight that made the hearts of all men beat faster, and eventually, a bee, unable to resist the flower’s temptation, flew towards it.

“Excuse me, excuse me…”

“Huh? What’s going on?”

“Excuse me, but can I have your number? You’re so beautiful…”

“Oh my.”

It was a sudden confession, but the woman politely declined the confession by secretly showing the ring on her ring finger.

“I’m sorry, I already have a partner.”

“Ah…”

Sighs came out from here and there in the quiet cafe.

It seems that there were quite a few people who thought the same as the man.

The cafe became noisy for a moment, but then it became quiet again, perhaps because it was embarrassed to let out a sigh.

The man whose confession was rejected apologized to the woman with an innocent face.

“I’m the one who should be sorry, I was rude.”

“No, it happens often so it’s okay. Puhehe…”

Seeing that seductive look of hers, smiling faintly with her mouth covered, the man couldn’t help but feel envious of the nameless man who had taken possession of this woman.

What on earth did I do in my past life to end up with this woman?

But he shook his head and left immediately. If he continued the conversation, it would have seemed even uglier.

So will the woman be left alone again?

After a while, a clanging sound was heard, and a man armed with fierce muscles entered the cafe.

“Welcome! Alleyway kep… hic…?”

“An iced Americano, please. No, a protein shake, if possible. ”

“Yes, yes! I got your order! One iced Americano! It’ll be 2,500 won, okay? Would you like a coupon?”

“No.”

The part-timer was taken aback by the feeling that a wild boar had come in, but he soon swallowed his saliva and began to process the order.

I’ve been working part-time for three years and I’ve never seen that face before. Who could it be?

A question arose in his mind, but the next moment he was startled.

A blonde, red-eyed goddess who always comes to the cafe and gives you energy for life.

Because the man was calling that goddess ‘daughter’.

“Daughter, aren’t you not contacting me for too long? This makes Dad a little sad.”

“Hey, you know. I’m so busy raising the kids. I left them with my husband for a while because he said Dad was coming.”

“Well, raising 3 kids was hard enough, so how hard would it be to raise 11? So, aside from raising kids, isn’t there anything particularly hard?”

“Yes, because my husband is so good to me. How is your dad doing these days?”

“Me? Hmm…”

The man looked dazed at the woman’s question.

“I’ve been spending a lot of time alone lately. You know, Mom found your aunt’s reincarnation.”

“…There’s nothing I can do about it. Mom has had such a hard time since the wedding day. But Mom, you’re still hot, right? Aren’t you?”

“Kick, that’s true. But that doesn’t mean the feeling of being robbed goes away.”

“Wow, Dad is really obsessed. Then, doesn’t Mom hate it?”

“That’s right? As you know, your mother is more obsessed. It’s a good thing she quit being an exorcist early. If she had continued, she would have been stabbed once, right?”

“Hey, no way.”

“I bet you can catch people, Jinha, always keep that in mind.”

After exchanging greetings in a friendly atmosphere, the woman decided that this was the moment to ask her father something she had been curious about.

“Oh, right. Does your dad know anyone who broadcasts on the internet?”

“…Internet broadcasting? Why all of a sudden?”

“You know the ninth one? Jinwook, he’s been interested in internet broadcasting lately.”

“Well, I don’t know the person who is doing it, but I know the person who did it. I think you know him well.”

“Is this someone I know?”

She frowned and thought deeply.

The woman soon narrowed her eyes and looked intently at the man.

“Mom… right? I don’t think I have the personality to do that.”

She always thought that her lazy and easygoing mother would never do something so bothersome and noisy.

Contrary to her thoughts, the man shook his head slowly.

“Surprisingly, that’s the right answer. There was a time when I did it for a short time due to unavoidable circumstances.”

“Really? Wait, then how was the broadcast? Was it fun?”

The man responded with a hollow laugh at his daughter’s wide-eyed reaction.

“It was more amazing than fun.”

In many ways, that is.

——

When the golden nine-tailed fox confidently provoked the viewers, I was worried.

Will this really work? Is it possible to replicate the number of viewers through a picture broadcast or something?

Honestly, no matter how I looked at it, it seemed impossible. Even now, I see. The already small number of viewers was cut in half as soon as the word ‘picture broadcast’ was mentioned.

I whispered to her that we should change the content even now, but the golden nine-tailed fox pretended not to hear me at all.

Rather, he seemed to like it, smiling brightly and continuing the conversation with the remaining viewers.

“Stop broadcasting the picture and do that chat… Well, why don’t you do them at the same time?”

“Will you accept my confession? Oh, I’m sorry. Even though it looks like this, I already have a partner.”

“You think it’s better because she’s married? Well, I do like married women. There’s a reason why MILFs are popular, phew…”

“Ah, don’t sexually harass me so much that you’ll accept it. It’ll look like you’re sympathizing, hehe.”

Didn’t they say that foxes are animals that bewitch people?

She was smiling wistfully and making the viewers laugh.

It ended up being much closer to a chat broadcast than the picture broadcast she had originally mentioned.

But not a single person argued about it.

Because viewers have already been completely captivated by her for a long time.

…I felt heartbroken.

Why can’t I speak that flexibly?

If only I had at least some great speaking skills like that golden nine-tailed fox, I could have broadcasted with a little more ease.

“This is not a good example.”

When I asked him how to make a broadcast successful, he replied that it was a lie.

As I looked helplessly at the golden nine-tailed fox with a complicated mind, her voice echoed in my head.

[Well, are you showing all the examples?]

“…What?”

[You’re showing me how to make your show popular. With a beautiful appearance or a great speaking ability, and…]

She finished the painting and showed it to the viewers.

Then, the chat window that had been popping up intermittently completely froze over.

That was understandable.

Because the picture that the Golden Nine-Tailed Fox revealed was a picture that was in a realm that ordinary people could not possibly understand.

It was a really crude drawing.

It was a picture of such low quality that it was embarrassing to compare it to AI.

No, you can’t even call that a painting.

There is no coloring, and it is quite lacking to even call it a rough draft.

It was just a ‘sketch’ at that stage.

But the shocking content contained within seemed absolutely impossible to express with AI.

(Really) lacking… as the inside is forced out by an object (the head) that is too big…

Even for me, who has experienced countless abnormal sexual desires while socializing, this was a difficult subject to handle.

It’s also strange to bring up the term ‘abnormal sexual desire’ here.

Cosmic horror? Yeah, that’s probably how you could describe it.

I looked at the golden, shining nine-tailed fox with a blank expression.

How the fuck can you come up with an idea like that?

No, what kind of life do you have to go through to think like that?

I wasn’t the only one who was shocked, as viewers who had just woken up from the shock began posting their astonished comments in the chat window.

Were the viewers’ reactions quite satisfactory?

The golden nine-tailed fox licked her lips and turned her gaze towards me.

[The last is madness. Anything that is crazy can only be successful if it is crazy. Of course, it has to be crazy within the normal range.]

[How is it? Is this enough? I think I told you everything I could tell you.]

I let out a hollow smile at the soft voice echoing in my head.

I’m sorry, but I don’t believe you at all when you say it like that.

How is this even within the ‘normal range’, you crazy bitch? Even if you’re crazy, you should be a little crazy.

I did have thoughts about growing the broadcast.

But no matter how much I thought about it, it wasn’t like this.

How can it be that if you want to be successful you have to give up being human?

I didn’t want to become corrupt like the crazy nine-tailed fox in front of me.

Rather than living such an ugly life, it seemed better to find a different job.

“Hoo.”

Take a deep breath.

Looking at the stupid gumiho who seemed completely unaware of her own actions.

“I won’t do it, fucking shit.”

I pressed the indulgence button without saying a word.

BONUS: Another new release is out!

I’ve finished writing about the fox and the witch, so this time I’ll write about the vampire…

TS is the motivation for writing, of course it is a TS thing and it will be a dark story

The title is [I Wished for Non-Face-to-Face Lectures]…

It’s a contemporary/fantasy/daily/comedy/pure love genre!

Please take care of me one more time…!

This is an illustration of the new protagonist.

If you’re curious, you know…?

BONUS: An illustration commemorating 1 million views has been released!!!

Title of the work, Nine-Tailed Fox in the Sunlight…

Why is it called a gumiho in the sunlight?

If you search for Elsie in the Sunshine in the internet search bar, it will come up!

Seong-ha, who is provoking Hyuk-jin to attack Yoo-oo-oo-oh-oh-oh-oh…

The married woman vibe is really no joke…

This is how the 10th illustration came out.

Thank you so much for reading [Never Use a Fox God as Your Daughter] and loving it!

I will continue to approach you with slightly better and more fun works!

always.

And always.

Thank you readers!!!

Actually, there is an illustration where both eyes are open, but that is for me to see.

It’s a shame to show it to others, hehehehehe