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[Guardian of the Fairies – John Victory]

‘I lost as expected.’

Meschu was not disappointed by the message that his first minion had been defeated. In other words, I felt satisfied.

Cheerleader cannot be considered the weakest of Meschu’s minions, but she was the weakest of the minions in the entry.

It was positive that the minion, who would not have been able to participate in the entry itself if it were not for his special job as a cheerleader, brought John to his knees, even if only for a moment.

“Aaaaa!!”

“John is cool! Yohan is handsome!”

“Gwangma is cool! Gwangma is handsome!”

Although the opposing camp was noisy, it did not disturb Meschu’s thoughts. Meschu, who considers himself a cool-headed strategist, compiled information obtained through the cheerleaders’ struggles.

‘After all, I am the counter to a crazy person.’

Meschu believed that every minion had a weakness. A minion without a weakness is just a minion who has not found a weakness yet.

And the madman’s weakness was clear. When limited to female form, it is stronger than anyone else, but it does not show an overwhelming appearance when it comes to male form or asexual minions.

Although there was a magnetic power skill called [Fire Truck Game], it was much lacking compared to the bullshit skill called [Getting Pregnant].

Since all of Meschu’s minions are male, the crazy human cannot use his full power, but thanks to the cheerleader, he has been given a weapon to overcome his weaknesses.

After completing his judgment, Meschu gave an order.

“Next is the fashion model.”

“Yes~”

A dryad man with his tail raised pointedly went out into the field. When Yohan saw the fashion model wearing leaves and tree trunks instead of clothes, he looked like he was going to vomit.

“You… I’ve never seen you before…”

“Oh Honghong. Meschu promised good treatment. There are a lot of kids that I like, so I signed a new contract.”

“Um…”

Yohan took his eyes off the leaves that were sticking precariously to the fashion model’s lower abdomen.

And immediately I realized the fashion model’s wickedness.

‘You wore clothes like that on purpose to direct the view upward!’

It was a strategy to miss the movement of the lower body by only looking at the upper body, thereby aiming for the opponent’s fatal mistake.

John also knew the horror of that strategy well, having taken the same advantage several times through nakedness.

As the founder who spread naked warfare throughout the universe, his pride was hurt when he lost to an imitation. Yohan prepared for battle by memorizing the no-thought-free chant.

Meschu noticed Johan’s promise, but laughed inwardly. Whatever you imagine, you will see more.

*

[Newbie Trainer – Meschu sent out his second minion.]

[Dryad – Fashion Model]

[Trainers on both sides have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

“Oh Honghong~”

As soon as the battle started, I ran, but the fashion model disappeared with a disgusting smile.

I figured it was a space movement skill like a wizard’s Blink and figured out its location. Not the front or the sides. It wasn’t even the back.

There were no fashion models anywhere. The battle wasn’t over so I thought it had completely disappeared, so I didn’t relax and kept checking my surroundings.

The universe is large and there are many minions. It wasn’t strange if a new skill popped out.

“Sophia!”

And there’s Sophia, a walking new wiki. When we called with anticipation, our goddess lived up to our expectations.

“I found out now! Fashion models have A-level skills! The name of the skill is Fashion Show!”

“Fashion show?”

I felt strangely goosebumps. In the Cthulhu mythos, humans were reluctant to see alien beings as if they were going crazy.

I was curious about what kind of skill it was, but I couldn’t lift the curtain and look into the abyss.

“It’s a mental attack type skill! No further information was provided!”

“It’s okay. It was very helpful.”

Far away. The air swayed, creating a runway that was familiar to me. At first glance, I was able to figure out the structure.

A waiting room where fashion models change clothes. A runway showcasing bold walking in clothes.

The clothes the model wears will definitely destroy my spirit. In other words, I had to hit it first before its skill activated.

I had a gut feeling that if I was late, I could suffer irreversible mental pain and spend several days recovering.

Humans demonstrate superhuman strength in moments of crisis. I also activated my skills to escape the crisis.

“Item production.”

What are some ways to ruin a runway? It was impossible with ordinary weapons. It was obvious that no matter how many models came out of the waiting room, they would come out endlessly.

costume. If the problem is the costume, wouldn’t it be okay to ruin it?

I combined parts of my body with materials from the field to create a red piece of iron. At the same time, the first model appeared.

“Oh Hong Hong. Look at my sexy body.”

I raised my weapon without even looking at the silhouette that appeared under the bright lights. Pull out the safety pin, turn your back to the wind, and point the ejection port towards the fashion model.

And fire!

Ssssb

The fire extinguisher spewed out white powder. A fashion model who was walking majestically was covered in powder and coughing.

“Kweng. Draw. This is it. For monk Muginga.”

“Yongyong!”

The guy covered in powder looked terrible. He wore no clothes and only his lower body was covered in unnecessary decorations… It was the most hideous outfit I’ve ever seen, so much so that I don’t even want to describe it.

no. Calling that a costume was disrespectful to clothing. It was right to just treat him as an exhibitionist pervert.

I’m glad I shot it with a fire extinguisher. If not, I would have lost my eyesight.

“Go back!”

Suddenly

The fashion model couldn’t avoid the punch. Even though I found the corpse, I didn’t let my guard down and picked up the fire extinguisher.

“This is my second outfit.”

Shoot aaa

“Third time”

Shoot!!

The battle was a struggle between a fashion model trying to show off her body and me trying to avoid being seen. Unlike me, who would suffer a fatal blow if I even brushed against him, the fashion model I sent to dress my alter ego was relatively relaxed.

“Ugh… That’s…”

“Aang. This is called an ‘umbrella’.”

He even brought out a tool to block the powder. At this point, I thought it wouldn’t be strange if the fashion show was judged to be an S-level skill rather than an A-level skill.

If the war of attrition continues, I… Gina? Should I suffer my first defeat just because of an exhibitionist pervert?

no. If I lose like this, I will have no shame in seeing myself, Sophia, Cheonsol, my daughters, and the gods and minions who were defeated by me.

Fish food- Fish food

I threw away the powdered fire extinguisher and looked at the new fashion model walking out. Still dressed as usual and with a gaunt look.

The Cynom I’m mentally obsessed with has reached its limit. He seemed to think that I couldn’t hold on and had given up, so he chuckled.

I almost felt mentally shaken, but I found peace by recalling a movie I saw a while ago.

“It all depends on your mind.”

The driving force that enabled him to defeat Mesugaki, who was his strong enemy at the time, was also his heart. Don’t think of fashion models as gross.

Jjimjilbang and bathhouse. He is just a naked man seen in a military experience simulator. Once I made up my mind, the fashion model’s fashion didn’t bother me.

I just felt like a weed on the side of the road or a local guy using the shower next to me. The fashion model looked into my eyes and screamed.

“Look at my beautiful body! It’s fascinating!”

“Fashion model. You are so mistaken.”

“What?”

“Unless you’re gay, no man is interested in your body.”

And I’m not gay. I knocked down the struggling clone and climbed onto the runway, grabbing the air.

“Kuhung!”

Then the fashion model who had been hiding in the tent was dragged out. In his final struggle, he stuck out his chest and his heart was struck.

[Fashion model unable to battle!]

[Guardian of the Fairies – John Victory!]

When a victory message like me was followed by a sweet message.

[Talent blooms!]

[Indomitable]

*

The leader of Meschu’s cheering squad and the first minion to appear regularly. The cheerleader, who was secretly posting praise for Yohan on the human bulletin board, was mesmerized while watching the battle.

‘As expected, you are amazing!’

Meschu, the cheerleader’s owner, tried to attack Yohan’s mind, but he didn’t waver even an inch, probably because he gained enlightenment after a battle with a fashion model.

It only showed the disparity in power as it crushed and defeated the opponent as if it were a routine act.

“Pervert♥ Evil♥ When did you become so strong♥ Just die♥”

“Mesgaki. You are a creature that should not exist.”

“Pupuput♥ Funny♥ Crazy perverts shouldn’t exist anymore♥”

Johan overwhelmingly presses Mesgaki, who had struggled in the past. Even when Mesgaki hit 3 sell combos, he did not waver.

To the cheerleaders, Yohan, who was shouting silently, seemed more sacred than ever. The cheerleader who was eagerly taking pictures saw a halo behind Yohan, who had knocked out Mesgaki.

John quietly engages in battle like a seeker walking an arduous path. The cheerleader muttered without realizing it.

“Bitgan…”

As soon as the battle was over, the cheerleader decided to post a post praising ‘Bitgan’ on the bulletin board and fight against those who used the derogatory term ‘fuck you.’