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    Only Cheon Sol did not go into labor. Lulu and Naa had no idea who Meschu was.

    Meschu? I heard it somewhere, but my memory is vague. Is this the god I met when I was in Egg?

    “I don’t know what to do.”

    “Better. Meschu is trash not worth talking about at length. Just call me Meschu.”

    “Okay, okay.”

    Naa answered politely but also showed curiosity. It seemed to me that Meschu was such a bad god that he said things he had never said before in his life.

    “Ranran knows meschu! There were a lot of men!”

    “Me too…”

    Don’t just tell your sisters, tell your pretty and cute younger brother too. yes?

    Lulu was cute when she was acting cute. Her purple hair was fluttering and she was winking, and it wasn’t because she was really my daughter, but she was really cute.

    I could understand the father’s reluctance to send his daughter off in marriage. Let Lulu live with her father forever like Ranran.

    “Mestune men cheerleading? Anyway, we cheered as a group! Ranran’s cheering won!”

    “Dad…”

    “That’s right! It’s a skill that says cheer up, Dad!”

    Lulu and Naa lost interest in the story about Samcheonpo and looked at Cheonsol. Cheon Sol, a good mother and good speaker, stepped forward in Ranran’s place.

    “On the planet Meschu, the roles of men and women have changed. So Gwangma suffered a lot mentally. So he went on an extraordinary journey.”

    A reversal of men and women. Sounds fun. When you go to Planet Meschuene, do you call your father “Mom” and do you call Cheonsol’s Mom “Dad”?

    “It sounds fun.”

    “Guys, let’s keep the scary sounds to ourselves.”

    I felt like I wouldn’t be able to handle it if Lulu called me mom. Sofia seemed to do the same and ended the conversation.

    “Guys. Shall we go to battle now?”

    “The main girl is ready.”

    “What about Yohan?”

    “It ended long ago in the evening.”

    “Then let’s go!”

    *

    [Battle Field: Fairy Tea Party]

    As soon as I entered, a welcome message appeared. There were many fields where fairies appeared, but the buffs were different, but the tea party venue provided the best buff.

    -You are not crazy!

    -You must have come to battle!

    -It’s been a while since I saw my dad at the tea party.

    A mite fairy, a simple fairy, and a new fairy who were drinking tea around the field greeted me warmly. Another good thing about the tea ceremony hall.

    Here, the fairy is not an environment, but a neutral creature. It was a gimmick to antagonize the minion who interrupted tea time, but to me, he was just a reliable helper.

    Meschu, who knew this well, saw us and ground his teeth.

    “The field is favorable to you! Like a sexy newbie and a crazy person, you committed a cowardly act from the beginning!”

    “What? We’re not even specifying the field, so why argue? If you’re screwed, you shouldn’t have designated us.”

    “But we won’t lose! You have no idea how careless we were with procedures. Since the last defeat, in addition to being pretty, innocent, cute, and sexy, I have also improved my helpless side!”

    “Wook…”

    I suddenly felt sick. Was the Meschu bastard capable of mental attacks even before the battle started?

    I heard that guy’s words, but since I couldn’t interpret them, it was clear that he had learned the power to cause insanity like darkness.

    “Pretty? Ranran is pretty!”

    “Innocence…”

    Leave the cuteness and sexiness to Lulu!

    “What about me? What’s missing?”

    I’m getting better!

    “Okay.”

    Thanks to the kids, I barely escaped this condition. My condition seemed so bad that Cheonsol even dared to give me a back hug.

    The squishy feeling from my back made me cry. It looked like it was going to stand, but Mechu shouted and it cooled down.

    “We won’t lose like last time! I also brought a secret plan to deal with crazy people!”

    “Secret plan to deal with our Yohan? What kind of secret is there after losing so helplessly last time?”

    “Hehe. What do you not know! Crazy people are strong against women! in other words! We, who only have men, are a counter to crazy people!”

    “You guys lost last time too?”

    Meschu, lost in his own world, did not listen to Sophia. Sophia shook her head and gave me faith.

    “John. Is it possible to get an all-kill?”

    “I’m not confident. Jill herself.”

    “Isn’t this a very outdated template?”

    I can’t believe I heard something like this from Sophia, who didn’t know anything about Earth. Even though it was a famous quote from a hundred years ago, my pride was hurt.

    “Then, Yohan! It’s a sortie!”

    [Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia sent out the first minion.]

    [Guardian of the Fairies – John]

    As soon as I entered the field, fairies flew in.

    -Chaaeo that I used to drink! Even non-crazy people drink it!

    -Here’s the teacup!

    -Today’s tea is Fairy Green Tea, which my dad farmed himself. The flavor is really deep.

    In no time, I was sitting on the mat and drinking tea. As I drank the hot grass-infused water, I felt buffed.

    [I consumed Shin Fairy’s Fairy Green Tea. My body becomes warm.]

    [I don’t get tired easily.]

    The buff of not getting tired includes not only the body but also the mind. No matter how strong my mental power is, it’s hard to get hit a lot, but it was a good buff that suppressed this.

    Meschu, seeing my tea party, stomped his foot.

    “Guys! Are you just going to watch that crazy person drink tea leisurely? Our cheerleader! Go out cheerleader!”

    You sent out cheerleaders first last time, but is it the same this time as well? Still, I thought it would be okay since I only saw him once, but after seeing him for a long time, he became more terrifying than before.

    “Cheerleader, etc.★Zhang☆”

    Shitty way of speaking and shitty clothes. In the past, it was an outfit you would see at a baseball stadium, but this time it was a cosplay-like outfit provided at a motel.

    “Brother Yohan! It’s been a while!”

    I tried not to look, but I couldn’t help but look at the name that made me doubt my ears.

    “Why am I your older brother?”

    “Hoho. You don’t have to be shy! Because you are truly a brother-like person! There are a lot of kids in our cheering squad who want to have Yohan as their older brother!”

    “…”

    Is it a mental attack? Did you gain mental skills from meschu to cheerleading?

    “Hehe… Actually, I don’t hate my brother like my master does. On the contrary, I respect you.”

    It’s definitely a mental attack. If I listen more, my heart will break. Let’s cover our ears and take a deep breath.

    -huh? Why are you touching me?

    -Please pet me too!

    Petting the fairies heals me a little. Let’s hold on like this until the battle begins…

    “Cheerleader! And our cheering squad!”

    “Yes!”

    A terrible cheering squad appeared in the stands. The cheering squad, which is made up entirely of men, has a larger area of fabric than the cheerleaders, but is clearly more revealing than last time.

    I understand why Meschu confidently singled out us. I never thought they would make such a decisive battle weapon. Let’s get rid of the feeling of belittling the other person. Meschu and his minions turned into monsters.

    “Show off your new cheer!”

    “Okay!”

    “Everyone★ READY☆”

    “VICTORY BOYS!”

    “OH! OH! OH!”

    I just can’t watch it. I closed my eyes and covered my ears, waiting for this terrible time to pass quickly.

    However, a loud voice broke through the hands covering my ears. This can’t go on. Let’s try to neutralize it by diverting our attention elsewhere.

    “On my second look, it is a majestic dance move. It reminds me of a time when I was the leader of a cult.”

    “Did you do something like that at your mom’s church?”

    “Isn’t it obvious? The church called it a ritual. Because the original woman was the head of a religious sect, she played the most beautiful role.”

    “Ranran wants to become a religious leader too!”

    “Would you like to become the deputy leader of the Church of Sophia?”

    “Am I…?”

    What do I have? Lulu can do well too!

    “Naa is going to be a manager of Biineul and Gyojuu.”

    Listening to everyday conversations made me feel a little better.

    “Ranran! Yohan is having a hard time! Hurry up and cheer!”

    “Oh! Gwangma! Cheer up!”

    “You can’t use a light gun! Cheer more!”

    “Dad, cheer up! There’s Ranran!”

    “Dad…”

    cheer up. There is also Lulu.

    The daughters’ cheering song neutralized the cheerleader’s mental attack. Suddenly, the pitiful mess from just a moment ago came to mind.

    A father cannot show himself weak in front of his daughters. Goodbye to the pathetic yesterday. I was reborn as a strong father.

    “Star of victory!”

    I wasn’t afraid of the cheerleader who made stars with her arms. Keep talking shit. When the battle begins, I will clear out his karma.

    You have to kill it by hitting it as painfully as possible. As soon as the cheerleader’s outburst ended, the long-awaited message appeared.

    [Trainers on both sides have completed preparations.]

    [Battle begins!]

    Do your best from the start. As I stepped on the ground, the ground caved in. As I kicked forward with all my might, my calf muscles twitched under the load.

    What a pain! It’s nothing compared to a cheerleader’s mental attack!

    In an instant, I became closer to the cheerleader. He spoke to me with admiration.

    “As expected, it’s a light liver type! Please show me your naked armor too!”

    “Just search!”

    “Wow!”

    Paaaang-!

    A regime so strong that it causes wind pressure. The cheerleader dodged the punch by somersaulting, but her flesh was torn by the sharp wind.

    It’s a shame that I couldn’t finish it in one volume, but the attack is just beginning. The cheerleaders were overwhelmed by the fierce barrage of attacks.

    “Now, bro, let’s talk for a moment…”

    “Go back!”

    puck

    A good hit to the chin. The cheerleader fell over and didn’t move.

    [Cheerleader battle impossible!]

    [Guardian of the Fairies – John Victory!]

    This is the implementation of justice.

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