episode_0218

If a man pulls out a knife, he has to cut the radish. Now that I’ve started exploring the community, I’ll have to read all the recommended posts I haven’t seen.

-Hmm!

“Why isn’t it moving? Did you actually like squats too?”

-Mmmm!

After firmly suppressing the struggling Sky Cow, he bent his legs. Now the load is finally coming to my thighs. While enjoying the pleasant pain, I checked the post titled [Misunderstandings about fucking haters].

[First of all, newbies who don’t have family or acquaintances who have become servants often make the mistake of saying that ‘fuck you’ is used as a compliment. What is the reason why the top rankers in the regular league are called bastards and bastards in the community? Oh my respect, that guy fights really well. So, King God Hwang Bitgan and Fucking Hater are the same compliment.]

ㄴ What a shit writer.

B (Writer) Whose servant are you? Let’s play one game.

ㄴ Why is there no observation function in the newbie league? I want to see…

ㄴ There is a duel arena in the starting village, so you can fight there. Since the author opened his mouth, he must have obtained free access to the village. All it takes is the person who left the second comment.

Is it an incident that, once it occurs in a community, attracts the attention of all users? I wanted to take a look, so I read all the comments, but the person who left the second comment didn’t show up.

I had high hopes but was disappointed. It’s not for nothing that there’s a saying that says don’t expect too much.

[Let’s not imitate Bitgan just because his grades are good.]

[As you may have confirmed during the Yochuljeonghyeon event, it is a method that cannot even be considered without Bitgan’s talents [Iron Man] and self-healing skills. The kids got used to fighting naked, so it was difficult to use it carelessly.]

How do you know that? Are you really a pervert even if you use it?

ㄴ(Author) I would like to add that the lower ranked minions adapted better… I don’t know because I haven’t been able to get to the higher ranked minions.

ㄴ Bottom level? Top rank? For those of us who didn’t make it into the rankings, we just do random battles, so why are you ranked at the top or bottom?

ㄴ Mol?ru

ㄴ In the middle? It’s hard to put it on. Are you a Carver Waldan?

I made Mollu popular. Is it because they wrote “I don’t know what kind of meme” is going to be in the title and posted a lot of disgusting memes. The community ghosts quickly learned it and used it.

I checked other posts and they had similar content. While I was away, I was wondering, ‘If I do like Bitgan, can I become a minion with a high win rate?’ It seems like a rumor has been going around.

There’s nothing fun, so what should I do? Should we spy on the Vampir or Elf community using Ranran or Ebni’s account?

The problem is that both are boring bulletin boards. On Vampir’s bulletin board, there were only posts about which blood was delicious and nutritious, or about martial arts.

The elf bulletin board also mainly had posts about battles, spirits, magic, etc., but it was more fun than the vampir bulletin board because of its higher firepower.

Lulu’s account… Maybe it’s because the undead bastards don’t sleep, so they’re posting useless posts all over the place. No matter how powerful the firepower is, if you don’t check it as soon as you post it, several pages will be lost.

Wallpaper should also be nutritious. Just reading dozens of posts like [That’s it], [I want to have sex], and [I want to go back to my original species…] is enough to make me suffer from mental illness.

“Yes, it’s a cow?”

-Hmm!!

The cow struggled. Since he has bad habits, I will have to squad him 500 more times and then let him go. After doing this about a hundred times, I got bored and checked the elf bulletin board.

There was an article at the top that I couldn’t resist clicking on.

[Aren’t half-elves with human blood stronger than pure-blood elves?]

An elf who belongs to a pure-blooded race would say something like this? It was obvious that the comment window would be messy. I was curious about how gentle elves fight, so I clicked right away.

[There are many elves in the top ranks, but the half-elves’ momentum is unusual. In particular, the children of the Ebb family, Ebni and Avril, were born in the pre-season and signed a contract with a high-ranking spirit. Are there many elves among us who lost to the two sisters? I also lost in a battle with Avril and came up with the hypothesis that mixing human blood would make me stronger. What is your opinion?]

ㄴ Isn’t the sample too small? And if mixed-bloods were stronger than pure-bloods, most pure-blood families would have changed into mixed-blood families. Why wouldn’t the gods, who are passionate about minions that are stronger than anyone else, try it?

ㄴ Ebring, the daughter of an elf named Evria of the Ebb family, has already made a contract with a high-ranking spirit… I think it makes sense.

“What does this mean?”

Ebring, who was an egg, was born? Why didn’t Evrande and Evria tell me this news?

Just then, Cheonsol, who had finished training, approached me.

“Gwangma. Why are you tormenting the dear sky cow?”

“It’s not bullying, it’s exercise. Cows also need to exercise to produce milk well.”

-mmm

“Isn’t that true? Let go.”

Swish

When I put down the sky cow, it glared at me and quickly ran away. When I ran to Avni, who was playing house with Christa, and saw her crying sadly, she was like an animal.

Whose side will Avni, my father, take?

“Habits…”

-Hmm?

“Fix it…”

-Hmm…

Avni minced the cow. The cow sat next to Rirota, who was making clay for a play house, and shed sad tears.

The sight of slaves and livestock doing that in pairs was fierce. Let’s get attention.

“While watching the community, I heard that Ebring was born. Did you know?”

“Didn’t you know? I heard that Evria definitely told you. Have you checked the community message box?”

“I had my message box stopped.”

“…”

Cheonsol looked at me with cold, salty eyes. It was unfair. Memo is not a function that has been stopped due to my mistake. There were so many messages swearing under the nickname ‘Carverwall’ that the community manager suspended him to protect his minions.

In fact, I think it was a retaliatory suspension for causing trouble, but I was just upset.

“For some reason, Evria and Evrande seemed listless. I have to let you know right away.”

“Please do me a favor.”

“Is there no return in return for doing a favor?”

Cheonsol flipped her hair and gave her an affectionate look. I heard that your cuteness has increased since you came back to Earth.

side

When we kissed lightly, Cheonsol smiled like a well-fed lioness.

“Then I will send you a message.”

“I want to see Ebring, so please go ahead and meet him.”

“Ranran also wants to see the youngest!”

Ranran ran screaming. Albata, who was following behind, turned faster than usual.

-Pingle pingle!

-Paan…

Gaia Halfhole suddenly appeared and stared at Albata and Ranran.

“Laanlaanaa. Eevring is the youngest child. ”

Nada, who was hatching eggs in the river, hurriedly crawled back. I never thought a single word from Ranran would attract so much aggro.

They say you can’t steal seeds. Ranran is also my daughter.

“That’s right! Aren’t you Evring’s youngest! Are you angry with Albata?”

“Oh no.”

-Round and round

“Thank goodness! Anyway, Ranran wants to see Evering too!”

me too.

“Ebring was born? Why didn’t Dohoyo tell me?”

Before I knew it, all members of the divine world had gathered around me. Is Ebring’s hatching such a hot topic?

right. My children grow up so fast that their childhood goes by quickly, so I had to see them as quickly as possible.

“Sophia. Since we don’t know when Ebring will grow up, let’s quickly go to Dohoyo’s new world.”

“Is that so? I’ll contact Dohoyo right away!”

Sophia, who was working hard on the screen, suddenly stopped. Then he looked back at me, creaking like a broken machine.

“Uh… Yohan… A battle request came in?”

“Is this the timing? I don’t know what kind of bastard it is, but I refuse it.”

“But their ranking is higher than us. I have time to get a call from Dohoyo, so should I just finish this and go?”

There is a function that allows higher-ranked trainers to battle lower-ranked trainers, but it is rarely used. Even if I won, my ranking would only go up one place.

It is said that Jin Trainer’s ranking is more difficult than when he challenged for a higher rank, but unless he is an enemy who cannot be in the same ranking…

When I thought about it, the original sin between Sophia and I was deep.

“So who is it?”

“Meschu.”

“That crazy god!!”

I saw countless scenes from the pre-season to the regular season, but there were only a few scenes as horrible, vicious, and terrible as Meschu.

As if being in charge of a world where men and women are reversed is not enough, he is a terrible god who ministers to male minions disguised as women! I felt nauseous thinking about the male cheerleader, the incubus, the male racing boy, and finally the male mesugaki.

“That bastard was definitely not up for the challenge.”

“It looks like your ranking dropped because you lost this time. Even so, you dare challenge us to battle. What should I do?”

“You shouldn’t avoid a fight that comes your way.”

Even if you avoid me all your life, you won’t be able to fight me first. This was an insult to me and an insult to Sophia.

It seems that the training last time was insufficient.

“Are you ready? Item crafting?”

“Of course. Owner.”

“You play well alone.”

As I was making up my mind, Cheonsol went into labor.