episode_0215

A society where class is determined by the size of one’s genitals.

It was truly a world made for dirty comics.

After hearing the explanation and looking around, I saw that only men were wearing badges.

Yeah, there was a cartoon like this.

After hearing this, the content of the cartoon came to mind and I burst out laughing.

“First, go ahead, …give me your number.”

“Yes…”

The man with the red badge and his women were sent away for the time being.

It might be fun to steal a woman from a man right now, but for now, I’ll just get his number and put off the fun until later.

I wanted to hear first about this badge and its benefits.

And I decided to hear that story from the couple I saved.

The two men looked at me warily.

“Ma, let me tell you, I don’t care about badges!”

“Tsu, Tsugumi, calm down… You might be helping us…”

“Idiot! Didn’t you just see me forcibly kissing a girl?!”

The woman named Tsugumi shouted out loud.

This time, the man stopped Tsugumi a little and looked at me from the corner of his eye.

My first impression wasn’t good.

I waved my hand.

“I was just curious to ask something. Would you like to go to a cafe together for a bit?”

Unlike when he spoke to the man in the red badge, he spoke softly and soothingly.

The couple in front of me exchanged glances, seemingly taken aback by my attitude.

Then the man answered.

“If it’s just a cafe… wouldn’t it be okay?”

“Yeah… What…”

It seemed like the smile and gentle voice worked.

After thinking about it for a bit, both of them said that it would be okay to follow them to the cafe.

thank god.

That adult comic didn’t mention detailed benefits for each badge or anything like that, but just lightly touched on it and moved straight into the main story, so I had a lot of questions.

‘Come to think of it, was it a minimap?’

I thought about the new quest board features that I just got.

Then a small window appeared before my eyes.

The minimap, which looked like a map, showed a panoramic view of Shibuya.

Rough locations, key figures, and rare items were marked with asterisks.

‘What is a rare item?’

I thought I would have to go and find out later.

“Why did you suddenly stop…?”

I heard the man talking to himself.

I asked the two people with a look of regret.

“I don’t know much about cafes around here, is there a good place to go nearby?”

“…Follow me.”

Tsugumi made a bewildered expression at those words and then took the lead.

As I followed behind him, I naturally ended up walking side by side with the man.

‘White badge.’

A white badge dangled from his clothes on the man’s chest.

The man who was picking a fight was red.

“This is fine.”

“Oh…”

It was a fairly large cafe for a cafe in the bustling Shibuya area.

The inside was full of people.

As I entered, I saw a counter with pieces of cake-like bread on display, and despite being in Shibuya, which is full of tourists, there seemed to be a lot of local Japanese people sitting there.

This is a cafe recommended by locals.

I’m starting to get a little interested.

One of the clerks took a quick look at my badge as he guided us to our seats and smiled brightly.

“Is this your first time at our store?”

“Yes? Yes.”

It was my first time and it felt like it had been about 20 minutes since I came to this world.

After hearing my answer, the clerk kindly put the menu down and said.

“We’ll offer you a free drink today, so feel free to order.”

“…Then, with thisㅡ”

We accepted the offer and ordered five glasses, enough for two people.

I was going to order only three drinks in good conscience, but there were some menu items that I was personally curious about, so I ordered those too.

The matcha coffee and ice cream topped soda piqued my interest.

“…Are you thirsty?”

“No? It’s free.”

At those words, the two people somehow let out a small laugh.

The atmosphere was a little less tense.

“Even people with gold badges like free stuff.”

While I was at it, I decided to ask Tsugumi in detail about the badge.

What on earth is this badge, and why do people bow down to it? And what are the benefits of this badge?

“You really don’t know?”

Tsugumi looked bewildered at my question.

“I didn’t live in the mountains…”

“Let me tell you.”

This time, the man decided to speak.

The man’s name was Kenta.

First of all, I will tell you why this badge was created and why a quasi-class society was created.

“Incurable disease?”

“Yes. It’s a disease that everyone in the world has.”

They say the disease has spread all over the world.

An infectious disease that makes it difficult to achieve an erection and causes a dramatic decrease in sperm production and activity.

Of course, women could not escape this disease either.

“That… woman…”

Kenta looked at Tsugumi next to him and spoke quietly.

“The sensitivity has increased greatly… Especially, the sensitivity inside the vagina…”

“…Wow.”

I wonder if it’s rice cake or not.

In the meantime, it seemed that even the sensitivity was affected.

It is said that badges were initially created as a system to control infectious diseases.

Because it was a contagious disease that was close to a disaster that lowered the birth rate and threatened the future of humanity.

Men who have been tested for the disease are made to wear badges so that those who do not wear badges can be tested.

Anyone with even the slightest possibility of modifying someone was given a red badge, and those with complete immunity to infectious diseases were given a gold badge for special management.

For the treatment of infectious diseases.

like that.

It’s been 15 years since the plague spread.

The birth rate has dropped dramatically due to the epidemic.

The meaning and benefits of badges are said to have changed significantly from before.

“It may be called a benefit, but those with red badges, especially gold badges, are actually above the law…”

Tsugumi frowned, perhaps remembering the man with the red badge from earlier.

Now that the birth rate has plummeted due to the pandemic, their value is said to be beyond imagination.

I’m worried that I’ll get stressed and have a physical problem.

Because they said they wouldn’t even send me to jail.

Even if it’s the biggest punishment, it would probably be confinement in a mansion.

“The person with the white badge is… azoospermia?”

“That’s not it, but… Erection and ejaculation itself are a bit difficult… And even if ejaculation occurs, the chances of pregnancy are…”

At the cautious question, Kenta smiled a little awkwardly and said.

“The person with the red badge is a little different, but in reality, there is not much difference…”

Tsugumi said as if she was dissatisfied.

They say that it’s just an erection, or that the sperm count or activity itself is active, or that it’s just a slightly better white badge.

‘Did you say that the color of the badge is determined by the size of the badge?’

It didn’t seem like a completely wrong statement.

A contagious disease that prevents erection.

It was a terrible disease.

“It’s not really a benefit, but… I heard that people with a gold badge get a huge amount of money just by donating to the sperm bank…”

“…”

So is that a donation?

I don’t know how much it is, but is this a world where you buy things for a flat rate, with one intermediate step involved?

Maybe it was because it was the world of adult comics, but my head was spinning.

There was no need to dig any further.

It was a world of adult comics created by a writer with a clear taste.

“That’s the kind of world it is…”

I drank the drink that came just in time.

And then he squeezed the buttocks of the female clerk who personally delivered the drink without the two people in front of him knowing.

“Ugh…”

The female clerk bit her lip, looked at me, then lowered her head and turned away.

Seeing him bow his head without making a sound, I thought I knew what it meant to be truly above the law.

“…Really.”

“What is it?”

“No.”

“More details are available on this site.”

As he said that, Kenta showed a link to a site.

It was a site that listed the benefits for each badge.

Even the promotion conditions were written down.

“Can you get promoted too?”

“Yes, me too… I’m trying to wear the red badge.”

“…Really?”

“Yes, that way… I can protect Tsugumi.”

“Kenta…”

I read the promotion conditions while watching the two people’s passionate love.

There was no need to read the benefits now.

They say we are above the law, so it would be harder to find something we can’t do.

Promotion to the Yellow Badge was actually impossible.

Because it was a level where you had to be immune to the disease.

However, promotion to the red badge was not difficult.

There were so many conditions for promotion.

Even so, even in Shibuya, a street where many men gather, I only saw one or two people with red badges.

“Huh?”

“Why are you like that?”

“…No, I thought I could help. Promotion.”

“”Yes, yes?!””

Who would say they’re not a couple?

The two people suddenly stood up from their seats and shouted in surprise at the same time, and everyone in the cafe glanced in their direction.

I was suddenly shouting in the cafe, so I looked this way.

But when our eyes met, everyone looked away.

I got a taste of power.

Anyway, my story about the promotion had some basis.

Some of the conditions for being promoted to a red badge include being able to have an erection whenever you want, or having an erection that lasts a long time.

‘I think it might be possible if you know your own walls well?’

I’m not sure, but since it’s not like you can’t get a full erection even if you have an infectious disease, I thought it might be possible if you stimulate your walls hard enough.

The important thing is Kenta’s wall.

[Wall: Tsugumi]

It was so simple that it was almost overpowering.

“Really?”

I nodded to Tsugumi’s question.

“I’m not sure, but it seems like it’d be worth a try.”

I said so.

Even though they said they weren’t sure, there was hope in their eyes.

I felt like it was more trustworthy because I, the gold badge holder, was saying it.

Actually, what’s in my head right now are the strange couples I met in the real world.

Couples who get excited about having their girlfriends stolen.

First of all, we will try several methods.

But, if that doesn’t work –

The final method was set.