Chapter Index

    Just recently, Seo Ye-rin’s mother went after receiving a recommendation for another product.

    It looks like the recommendation you made last time worked well, and you had a great time with your father.

    Thanks to you, I thought of Seo Ye-rin and recommended various things that would suit her taste as much as possible.

    It was fortunate that our store had many unique items.

    The problem was next.

    “Welcome… … .”

    This is the first time other than Seo Ye-rin’s mother that I have greeted a guest so casually.

    Senior Joohee entered the store and looked around with curious eyes.

    He came here a few times, but he passed away while loitering near the entrance.

    It’s natural that this is your first time seeing something like this, but you look embarrassed.

    “Huh.”

    He glanced around with his mouth wide open, as if he didn’t know there were such explicit items.

    “… … Senior?”

    When I called carefully, he came to his senses, cleared his throat, and tried to control his facial expression.

    “Popular.”

    “What should I give you? Do you use it with your boyfriend or alone?”

    “… … .”

    Senior Joohee pursed her lips and looked as if she really had to ask that.

    Personally, I said that because I wanted to get out quickly.

    “ho, onja.”

    “Yes, I understand.”

    I went straight to the checkout counter with a mild vibrator.

    “A friend discount is possible. Can you give it to me?”

    “… … Is that possible?”

    “Yes, the boss told me to do it if I wanted to.”

    It looks like the owner has other sources of money besides this store.

    In the end, senior Joohee got it at a discount. I bowed my head and bid my senior farewell.

    * * *

    “Ha.”

    Minjoohee throws her bag on the bed and sighs in frustration.

    A normal person would have made a fuss or messed up their hair.

    Minjoo-hee is as calm as possible, trying to catch her breath and let go of her anger.

    At some point, I became angry at myself for acting on instinct and making such a mistake.

    Although I received a discount, I think the adult products in my bag were the most useless expenses of my life.

    “Ha, I’m going crazy.”

    I suddenly felt overwhelmed with emotions because of my younger siblings, but as time passed, I came to my senses.

    Ugh! Ugh!

    A cell phone is ringing.

    When I checked, it was Eunwoo Lee, a female senior who lived in my old dormitory.

    I heard that you are now doing graduate school and teaching assistantship at the Department of Water Dentistry.

    “Senior Eunwoo?”

    – Joohee, what are you doing today? Would you like to have a drink together? My sister will shoot!

    “What’s going on, senior? A person who only looked for men every day.”

    – I don’t want to see men today. Well, the professor-!

    In effect, it was a request to become an emotional trash can. Minjoo-hee also wanted to express some of her feelings to someone.

    “Like.”

    Even though it was a little late, I went out again to have a drink.

    * * *

    “Hmm, this is it.”

    Kuuk.

    “Ahhhh.”

    “Or here?”

    “Hmm.”

    An empty classroom.

    Since we had a little time until the next lecture, Seo Ye-rin and I were doing our own research together.

    “… … What the fuck am I looking at?”

    At that time, Yoo Ah-rin’s voice was heard from behind. It looks like she was bored because she didn’t have any lectures today, but she finally came to visit.

    “Ah yes.”

    “Hmm? Are you here?”

    When I say hello on behalf of Seo Ye-rin, who is moaning, Yoo Ah-rin, who was looking at us, rubs her eyes.

    “Am I seeing this correctly?”

    “No, it’s not obscene or anything like that. Don’t look at it strangely.”

    “Hmph.”

    “… … Isn’t massaging a sturdy girl’s breasts an obscene act?”

    I nodded confidently at Yoo Ah-rin’s words. Even now, my hand was massaging Seo Ye-rin’s soft breasts, which were captured through her clothes.

    I want you to know that there is no selfishness whatsoever in this act.

    “I work at an adult goods store. So, customers are asking me a lot of different things, so I’m studying for that.”

    This was real.

    Recently, there have been a lot of customers asking me questions.

    … … Moreover, I would like to tell Seo Ye-rin’s mother, who will be visiting again next time, something that suits her taste.

    No matter what, you have to look good to your mother-in-law first.

    “Okay.”

    “Oh?”

    Surprisingly, Yu Ah-rin passed easily. The guy nodded and trudged over, smiling brightly.

    “Then you wouldn’t have been particularly excited? Because to you, this is just work.”

    “… … .”

    “That’s right, it’s not a good idea to raise money while doing public work, isn’t it?”

    Remove your hand carefully.

    Yoo Ah-rin glances down. I tried to cover myself by bending over, but instead he started hitting my back.

    “Do you enjoy doing this at school?! uh! It tasted really good!?”

    puck! puck! puck! puck!

    Yoo Ah-rin who beats her like she was eating Indian food. As I was hitting “uuuu.”, an additional hand appeared.

    “Hey, Seo Ye-rin! Why are you hitting me?”

    “Kyaat!”

    Now the two are just excitedly patting themselves on the back. After doing this for a while, he stops, saying that his palms hurt.

    “Ha, at least the stress is relieved.”

    “I feel like I exercised.”

    “… … Yeah, whatever. If you like it, it’s good.”

    If I bothered to listen, it was clear that I wouldn’t hear anything good, so I just skipped it.

    “So. Really, why were you touching me just for that one reason?”

    Yoo Ah-rin laughs incoherently while resting her chin.

    “Uh, it’s true. To be honest, it’s true that I’m a little better. I didn’t touch it simply out of selfish interest.”

    “A little? Small hmm?!”

    This time, on the contrary, Seo Ye-rin kicks my shin. It seems he didn’t like the fact that he stood a little.

    “Whoa, I’m full.”

    “Yes, that is correct.”

    Seo Ye-rin, who was nodding with satisfaction, and Yoo Ah-rin, who was looking at me alternately as I confessed honestly, nodded, saying it was absurd.

    “It’s not right for me to say this. But you guys… … It suits the shitty direction well.”

    “Oh my, Arin, thank you! When we get married, I’ll throw the bouquet to you!”

    “Look at how slyly he has become these days?”

    I couldn’t see the two of them fighting so I got in between them.

    “Don’t do it, guys! You can’t fight over me!”

    “Wow, fuck.”

    “How can you make such a heartfelt comment, our Ujini.”

    “… … .”

    It’s a line I’ve wanted to say at least once in my life.

    Anyway, thanks to the two of us having a common enemy, the atmosphere became lighter again.

    “But I wasn’t kidding. There have been a lot of people really asking me lately. Don’t you know this when you see the bamboo forest every day?”

    “Ah.”

    “That?”

    The reason why so many people asked me questions was because of an article posted on Bamboo Forest.

    – Anonymous 266: A male part-time worker at an adult goods store nearby recommends products? It was a bit weird at first, but he recommended it exactly.

    – Anonymous 141: That’s my friend, and all the kids in the dorm receive relationship coaching from him. He’s very popular.

    As posts like this came out, stories about me naturally started to spread.

    No one talks to me at school, but people at the store often see the post and come to me for recommendations.

    “The bamboo forest has become so lewd. Look at the posts that are still coming up.”

    When I grumble and hold out my phone, two people put their heads together.

    – Anonymous 90: I want to have sex!

    – Anonymous 198: I recently bought a rope. There was no reason. I just wanted to tie myself up. It was a mess, but they tried to tie me up. I found myself getting excited.

    ↳ Anonymous 457: The posts these days are really shit.

    ↳ Anonymous 390: Wow, does this person really go to the same university as me?

    – Anonymous 44: Today’s ghost story with a smile. In fact, most people who die in the bathroom are –

    – Anonymous 111: Gahyundae everyone! Hello! For today’s broadcast, I’m planning to interview famous people at Gahyundae! Please watch a lot!

    ↳ Anonymous 301: Popo! papaw! papaw!

    ↳ Anonymous 311: I will be waiting 30 minutes before the broadcast today as well!

    ↳ Anonymous 347: Where do you broadcast? If Ga Hyeon-dae is a famous person, can’t we go and see it together?

    ↳ Anonymous328: That’s right. It’s been a while since Popo came! Is it possible to try it out?

    ↳ Anonymous 111 (author): If you come, I’ll say hello! But you can’t interrupt the broadcast!

    ↳ Anonymous 328: I got scolded by Popo!

    ↳ Anonymous 301: 328 student number and name.

    ↳ Anonymous 302: 328 Gather above you and below me.

    – Anonymous 407: Ugh, you idiots. Are you still doing bamboo forest? Live life, live life. Fucking fiction, they poop here every day, so the only thing I know how to do is poop.

    – Anonymous 432: I looked at the adult product store near Gahyundae and there was only one. Are there a lot of things there? The reviews were good.

    ↳ Anonymous 321: There are gay people there.

    ↳ Anonymous432 (author): ???

    ↳ Anonymous64: But isn’t it a bit awkward to go into a store like that?

    ↳ Anonymous 402: ㅇㅈ;

    – Anonymous 24: It is difficult to enter such a store at first, but from then on, you just enter without any problems. Well, we are all adults to begin with.

    – Anonymous 7: Hello everyone. I am writing this because I have one question. This is my first time using an adult product. a little… … Just imagine it like someone I know? delusion? I ended up doing something like this… … . Is this strange?

    ↳ Anonymous 117: You hit your daughter-in-law.

    ↳ Anonymous82: But hey, he’s been asking things for a long time. Isn’t this a concept?

    ↳ Anonymous 255: It’s not strange. Just watch porn. If I imagine someone I know for no reason, I feel guilty when I see that person.

    ↳ Anonymous 342: How does the above reply know that?

    – Anonymous 243: Among the animations I watched recently, there was something that shocked me. Why kill off a character so suddenly? I understand that in episode 1, but what on earth are you going to do if they kill you in episode 6, when you’ve already developed empathy?

    ↳ Anonymous369: Title.

    ↳ Anonymous 243 (author): Aside from that, there is another anime I recommend. First of all, let’s talk about each genre one by one-

    – Anonymous 69: I want to have sex!

    “Hey.”

    Me and Yoo Ah-rin look at Seo Ye-rin at the same time.

    Before you know it, you are holding a cell phone in your hand and poking out your lips while grinning.

    “I, I have sex! Meaaah! Argh!”

    Seo Ye-rin stumbles, holding the back of her neck. I thought he was going to suffocate, so I quickly grabbed him and made him sit down again.

    “Anyway, did you see it? I heard this rumor has spread and a lot of people are coming to me and asking questions? There were some people who asked for a discount because they saw it in the bamboo forest.”

    When he held Seo Ye-rin, who was out of breath, and made excuses, Yoo Ah-rin gave an ambiguous response.

    “Can’t we just ignore it?”

    “This is also connected to sales. The boss said that sales have increased a lot since I came, so he increased my part-time salary.”

    “Oh… … Oh, so you didn’t push the related article? I thought I would push it right away.”

    Yoo Ah-rin nods, saying she understands now.

    Yes, that’s right.

    Originally, since I was involved, I would have just pushed it away without saying anything.

    This was helping the store’s sales, and my part-time salary was also going up, so I just left it alone.

    It was unintentional, but it got publicity.

    “Anyway, I’m studying more about the female body for that purpose, so this is it.”

    “This guy has a knack for saying bullshit as if it’s not bullshit?”

    “Hehe, what.”

    “It’s not a compliment, you bastard.”

    Wasn’t it?

    “… … If that’s the case, can you help me too?”

    After hesitating for a moment, Yoo Ah-rin quietly asks. His face is red and his lips are pursed, waiting for an answer.

    “Ah.”

    Suddenly, I remembered a time when Yoo Ah-rin held out her breasts and asked to touch them.

    It was so fresh back then.

    Well, I found it attractive that even though he was still embarrassed, he said that he would endure it for my sake.

    Malkan.

    Immediately extend both hands and massage both sides at the same time.

    “Wow, there was really no hesitation at all.”

    It was Seo Ye-rin who was sticking her tongue out when she saw me like that.

    “Okay then.”

    Yoo Ah-rin pushes my hand away and asks with a grin.

    “Which breast did you like better?”

    “… … .”

    “Oh, I’m curious too.”

    I am speechless.

    I try to smile and give a standard answer.

    “Both were good-.”

    “Don’t talk nonsense.”

    “Where are you manipulating, Woojina?”

    It’s bloody.

    Just like the first time, Yoo Ah-rin was smiling as if trying to say something, and Seo Ye-rin was smiling, but it was clear that she would attack the moment she said something wrong.

    A wise person would be wise to answer a foolish question with a wise answer.

    “When I touched Yoo Ah-rin’s breasts, I liked Yoo Ah-rin, and when I touched Seo Ye-rin’s breasts, I liked Seo Ye-rin.”

    Tuk.

    Tuk.

    Two breasts held in both hands.

    They both simultaneously took one of my hands and placed it on their chests.

    “How are you now?”

    But this.

    “Arin, but will this be a fight?”

    When I ask carefully, he grits his teeth and nods.

    “Uh, okay. Please answer me. Say the words you are thinking right now.”

    Oh, if I tell Seo Ye-rin this, I could really die.

    Did he plan this situation from the first time he touched Seo Ye-rin’s breasts?

    “What do you think, you bastard? When the three you mentioned are dating, they always end up in this situation.”

    “… … .”

    “Do you think that makes sense? uh? No matter who you choose here, we will fight no matter what?”

    Yoo Ah-rin’s grave.

    Certainly, no matter who I choose here, feelings can build up between the two.

    then.

    The culmination of all evil and emotion.

    I will take it.

    “Choi Yi-seo is the best-!”

    Two people’s fists flew at me at the same time.

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