episode_0207

Side Story – People’s Day #2

The afternoon after lunch.

The rain that had been falling towards Sodomy stopped and a clear sky appeared.

Because it rained in the morning, the air was a little humid, but the number of people wandering around Sodomy Street increased, and the city naturally became lively.

“Look at this. This is the secret art of flying!”

Thumping-.

The man floating in the sky shouted.

He was wearing a long robe and holding a fan made of crane feathers. He had a very strange appearance and everything he did was full of strange things.

“We can swallow fire or disappear into thin air like ghosts! Do you think it’s fascinating? If you become a disciple of our Cheondo Seon (天道仙), you can learn such great things!”

They were said to have come from farther east than beyond the region of Onan. To the east, there is a country called the Bakri Empire.

According to these Taoists, the empire was very large and had a motto that revered Zen. These Jangpo men are, so to speak, their overseas missionaries.

“What does it mean to reverence goodness?”

One of the residents of Sodomy asked.

Then the Taoist spoke as if he had been waiting.

“We humans can become better beings by refining the Tao. Cultivating extreme self-discipline, overcoming the five passions and desires, reaching the law of heaven, and finally becoming like a hermit, a natural phenomenon, is a virtue that we humans should possess!”

It was an unfamiliar idea to the residents of the Kingdom of Sodomina.

However, sodomy residents were not that surprised or interested.

Because we could see agitators spreading their religion and ideals in sodomy every day.

Sze-.

At that time, someone appeared among the crowd.

She was the 52nd baptized Ezekiel.

He was a big tycoon, and it was only then that interest arose in people’s eyes.

“It’s Ezakiel!”

“Ezakiel! It’s cute!”

Ezekiel is the chief maid of Psyche, Hyde’s wife.

She was quite popular within the Crusade due to her cute appearance and straightforward personality, and even had a fan club within the Crusade called ‘Ezakiel Lovers’.

Sze-.

Ezakiel put his hands on his waist and spoke to the monks.

“Becoming immortal is the goal of humans? That’s ridiculous! Humans are. You’re born to have sex!”

The monks were astonished at Ezakiel’s words.

They frowned and clicked their tongues.

“The inhabitants of this barbaric kingdom are too foolish to realize high and distant ideals and meanings. I heard that the people called the Blood Crusade were quite amazing, so they came all the way… .”

“Aren’t you born with sex? Sex itself is what makes humans exist! And this sex is Rust himself! Where can you refute it?”

The seekers still clicked their tongues at Ezekiel’s story.

Just then, someone appeared among the seekers.

He was a very young man, with his hair down like a virgin, and his lines were so beautiful that he looked like he was not from this world.

“I am Taesangjigun of Cheondoseon. If I were to put it in a language that you lower world people can easily understand, I could say that it is God itself. It’s a girl. Your story is wrong. Humans are not sex.”

“What?”

“Humans are beings who can become something better. It’s a girl. Although you are ignorant and follow the wrong path, your qualities seem good. Come with me. I will make you my disciple.”

His voice was calm, as if he was using some mystical magic, and was easily able to reach the ears of people far away.

As people were exclaiming in admiration, the atmosphere was very lively.

It was because someone showed up.

He was a man with a red cross painted on his face.

“Ha, it’s Hans.”

“Pope Hans came in person!”

“You said you would come back today, but you really came today!”

When Hans, the leader of the Crusade known as the Pope, appeared, people hesitated and retreated from the “dominant sex spirit” he exuded.

“Yinging yaing… !”

“Has “Ying Ying Yaing Yeonho Syndrome” started to develop already? From the 10,000th baptism, wake up! If you have a half-baked attitude, you will end up as an Ingyingi… !”

“Hiiii… !”

It was literally a riot of chaos.

Taesangji saw that and said.

“For a mortal from the underworld, he’s quite a bitch. Are you Rust, the leader of a strange group called the Blood Crusade?

“No, I am just a servant and a monk who cannot even lift His shoelaces. But, I don’t think I can listen to your story anymore, so I came out like this.”

Sze-.

Hans looked around.

And said:

“I have been to all corners of the world following Rust’s orders. The worst of them all was the Pesky Empire! They pretend to love talking about noble truths, but they ignore the real truth. It’s sex. People who don’t discuss sex discuss immortality. That’s funny!”

Pahahaha-.

As soon as Hans laughed, people started laughing hahaha.

They mocked and mocked Taesangji and his seekers, saying, “Do you think you were born without sex?”, but Taesangji’s frown became like that of a demon.

“How can the ignorant and blind things of the lower world understand the wisdom of the high world of heaven and the gods? Just like ants can’t share Daebung’s field of vision. The truth lies not in reproduction but in eternal life.”

For seekers seeking eternal life, sexual intercourse was a means, not a goal. Their dream was to live forever and pursue immortality rather than giving birth to offspring.

Hans asked these people.

“If you become immortal and become a immortal, what will you do then?”

“Continue to receive and aim for a higher level.”

“What if you reach a higher level like that?”

“Then continue to receive and reach a higher level… .”

“What if you reach a higher level like that? Is it just training for immortality and eternity? That’s stupid. Truth is not something you can obtain by spending time and training. What is truth! It can be saved only by reciting Lord Rust’s name!”

Waaa-.

People cheered at Hans’ words.

Seeing that scene, the seekers each murmured.

“Prince Taesangji, their ignorance and blindness seems to reach the sky, so I don’t think there is any need for further sermons. Why not just kill them and turn them into Dan?”

“I think that would be good too. These things are vague, but for some reason, they are so strange and wonderful that they seem like they will become a piece that has never been made before!”

The monks planned to kill all those who committed sodomy and turn them into pills called sweets. To them, people were tools that could be used and discarded for their own salvation.

It was right then.

“You Pakri Empire are idiots. You make yourself the center of the world, but there is nothing good that comes from your land. But Rust’s truth will last forever!”

“Well, that is the 5th of Han Monk’s 72 Secret Stories, “Prophesying Wildly”!”

“Monk Han’s prophecy will definitely come true!”

“For some reason, I can vividly picture the peeling empire being ruled by the Communist Party!”

“Geeek! Hans, please predict my happiness!”

“Yinging yaing! Yingying yaing!”

People started running wild.

Taesangno frowned when he saw that.

“Now that it’s like this, I guess I’ll have to use the Cheondojutsu to bring rain and wind and destroy this city. This place is hopeless. Morons who follow a foolish savior. I will make your life meaningless.”

Mumbling-.

As Taesangjigun and his seekers began to recite mantras, dark clouds appeared in the sky.

Ssss-.

The dark clouds began to pour rain again, and controlling the heavenly energy was one of the magic tricks that powerful immortals could use.

“Haha! How are you? This rain will not stop and will fall for more than a month, drowning this city!”

“What’s the point of making it rain by reciting a strange spell? At this level, I can do it too! Stop!”

Hans shouted to the sky.

Then the sky cleared very quickly.

“No, what… !?”

Jinseon Taesangji was embarrassed.

How can you disturb the mantra that you and your seekers have recited with just one word?

However, Hans frowned and spoke to the black-haired man.

“Is it great to make it rain by reciting a spell? When Mr. Rust said there should be sex, there was sex in the world! This is something truly amazing! You exist because of sex! In other words, you are alive and breathing in the world thanks to Mr. Rust. You are all servants of Rust!”

“What, what nonsense-.”

“If you can live forever, there is one reason. It is to praise the greatness and truth of the everlasting Rust. That’s what heaven is like!”

Sze-.

Hans put his hands on his waist.

Then an intense pressure began to radiate from between his legs.

“Guaagh… ! Well, what is that!”

Cough-.

Taesang-ji coughing up blood in Chilgong.

Hans said to him.

“My erectile strength is at most 150,000. However, even such a country is enough to defeat those who call themselves gods or immortals. Now, let me chase the basket on your head!”

“Hiiii… ! No way… !”

Taesangji fell down with a thud.

An insignificant citizen of the kingdom defeats a immortal.

‘This guy is more amazing than our immortals… ! What’s more, this guy isn’t even a cult leader? ‘How much of a monster is this guy named Rust!’

Devil.

The one who gave birth to the moon through sex.

The one who ate the land.

The one who breaks the windows of the world.

I thought it was all just a rumor, but looking at the skills of Hans, who called himself his servant, it seemed like it wasn’t just a lie.

“ too, let’s run away!”

“Hiiii!”

The seekers were very upset and ran away, and Hans clapped his hands.

“Now, let’s go back to our daily lives. And imprison this bastard, like the gods who came before. When the time comes, I will reform it myself.”

This was not the first time Hans had defeated those who claimed to be a god. There were many people around the world who claimed to be gods or called themselves transcendental beings.

They performed very strange magic tricks, such as making it rain, floating in the air, or flying, but they were no match for Hans, who had the power of Rust on his back.

Sodomy was rampant every day with fake seekers and monks, and Hans’ role was to take them down and provide entertainment to the people.

“The only truth in the world is Lord Rust! If Rust said, “World, perish right now,” the world would really perish!”

Hans thought.

How beautiful it will be when the day comes when Lord Rust’s name spreads to the ends of the earth.

At the same time, I became afraid.

“I failed to find a wife as instructed by Master Rust… !”

# # #

“Hans, you’re back, huh?”

Thump, thud.

Michelan asked as he carved the 14577th rust on marble.

Michelan the Third Baptist loved to sculpt great figures of Rust, and today he was depicting the figure of last year’s ‘Savior who silenced the volcanic eruption with his erection’.

but-.

Michelan didn’t like it.

No matter how good his skills were, he could not be perfect in depicting the Savior.

“530,000 erectile power. How can you describe something like that! The more I think and imagine about Rust, the more I feel my shortcomings!”

“I also admit it. The more I travel around the world and encounter all kinds of fake gods, the more I realize how great Rust is.”

Burr-.

Hans trembled with genuine emotion as he remembered the only savior in the world. He was a merciful love that could destroy the world but did not do so.

Michelan asked Hans.

“So, did you find your wife? Isn’t this an order from Rust?”

Establish a family, grow and prosper -.

This was Rust’s imperative.

It is clear that we should give birth to children and praise Rust’s name for their children and their children and their children and their children.

But it was not easy, and Hans failed.

“Women who can withstand my 150,000 erection strength do not easily exist in the world… ! If things continue like this, I, Hans, will not be able to grow and prosper… !”

Hans was afraid.

Returning to sodomy again without being able to fulfill the Savior’s commands.

Of course, Rust did not easily punish or scold people, but he was angry at himself for not being able to act that way while calling himself the chief baptist.

Michelan, an old friend who was looking at Hans, said one thing in a quiet voice.

“There was a girl who came to Seoul from a rural village to meet you. He said her name was Adella. Do you know anything? It’s a country girl who became a new baptist this time.”