Chapter Index

    Perhaps because it is a university, there are bound to be many cafes near Gahyeon University.

    Minjoo-hee also came to the cafe, but today she was not a customer but an interviewee.

    “Joohee, I heard a lot from my seniors in the English department. He has a strong sense of responsibility and is good at his job.”

    “Yes, I’m good at it.”

    Minjoo-hee, confident and positive.

    “Even if I don’t do well, I will try to do well. You will do well in the end.”

    As I smiled brightly and spoke confidently, the cafe owner also smiled with satisfaction.

    I paid a little more than minimum wage, but I probably wouldn’t regret it.

    The only thing I’m worried about is.

    “It’s exam period. Is it okay to get a part-time job like this? I had a hard time missing my part-time jobs during busy periods, so I’m glad Joo-hee came… … .”

    Min-hee Min has received a full scholarship and plans to receive it in the future.

    Therefore, she tried to avoid part-time work as much as possible, but she continued to give confident answers.

    “Yes, it’s okay.”

    “Okay, if Joohee is okay with it, then it’s okay. Please take care of me in the future.”

    Minjoohee leaves the cafe and goes outside.

    The cafe itself was small, but the atmosphere was nice and the coffee was delicious, so it was always full of students even when it wasn’t exam period.

    “Off.”

    Minjoo-hee, who finished the part-time job interview cleanly, stretches out and checks her cell phone.

    When I looked at the time, I realized that it was already too late to study.

    It’s a shame, but I thought I should at least buy ramen at the convenience store for a meal, so I was on my way.

    “Huh?”

    A group of men seen on the street.

    Of course, the first one that caught her eye was Kim Woo-jin.

    I was so happy that my legs were running towards him.

    Have you had lunch?

    I’m thinking that if I didn’t eat it, it would be nice to eat it together.

    Now I could see the men around me.

    Kang Han-kang and Ahn Hyeon-ho.

    And Pyo Jin-ho and Jeong Chan-woo, whom I saw last time when they were fighting with gangsters.

    Why is Woojin hanging around with kids like that?

    I was worried that the child might be acting strangely.

    “Can you measure it with this?”

    Hyunho Ahn holds up a 30cm ruler and tilts his head in ambiguity.

    “If a man’s chili peppers are longer than that, he should become an AV actor.”

    “Kitchen! If I had that much, I would probably do something like a sausage model.”

    “Aren’t you getting a call from the urology department too?”

    Stand tall.

    Min Joo-hee, who was running towards Kim Woo-jin, stops the moment she hears their story.

    “It is the world’s best cock battle. Fuck, let’s see who wins.”

    Hearing Kim Woo-jin’s excited words, Min-hee Min-hee slowly took a step back and went into a nearby convenience store.

    As if I didn’t hear anything.

    but.

    While choosing ramen.

    Even while drinking ramen water.

    Even though I waited for 3 minutes.

    Even while eating ramen.

    “Huh, huh?”

    Minjoo-hee’s face becomes red from the sudden influx of information.

    Naturally, Kim Woo-jin, who was picking on Seo Ye-rin and Yoo Ah-rin at the same time in Gold One, comes to mind.

    I didn’t want to think about it, but

    It was inevitable that accidents would continue to flow in that direction.

    * * *

    “Why was I dragged in?”

    Chanwoo Jeong, who joined in the middle, grumbles and becomes irritated.

    I was a little touched that he came because we called it urgent while I was on a date with my girlfriend.

    The moment I found out that it was because of the World’s Best Cock Contest, my face fell.

    “Serin was upset. We were supposed to watch a movie together, but we said we were going because of our friends.”

    “Wow, you still came. Isn’t this friendship?”

    “If it was something really important, it would have been so. It feels bad to be called something like Cheonjekko.”

    When Ahn Hyun-ho, who had personally called, smiled and put his arm around his arm, Jeong Chan-woo immediately put his hand away.

    “You can just date another woman anyway.”

    “Yeah, anyway, I’m just a passing girlfriend so what.”

    “You really cross the line just because it’s someone else’s relationship.”

    Han Kang and Pyo Jin-ho’s grumbles make Jung Chan-woo look at them, saying they are ridiculous.

    Anyway we arrived.

    “Five men.”

    I held out my card and warned the guys behind me.

    “This is what the last place shoots today. When you’re done, transfer money to me, Chanwoo.”

    “… … Why do you think I’m in last place?”

    “Isn’t it already done by last place?”

    “I think the loser found his place.”

    Look at these bastards making fun of themselves.

    “It will make you close your mouth in no time.”

    We get a locker key and then go inside.

    There are a lot of bodies taking off their clothes.

    The ones that stand out the most are Pyo Jin-ho and Jeong Chan-woo.

    It may be because Jin-ho Pyo used to do Taekwondo, but his muscles were solid and well built on top of his large body.

    Chanwoo appeared to be on the thin side, but when he took off his clothes, his angular figure like a model was impressive.

    Ahn Hyun-ho and Han Kang weren’t that bad either.

    “Oh, Woojin. I’ve been working out hard lately and I’ve gained some muscle.”

    “Do not touch.”

    He pushes away Chanwoo’s hand that tries to check by touching it.

    The guy makes a bewildered expression but shakes his head.

    “I have a girlfriend. I’m not gay.”

    “You never know. Boyfriend’s position is still vacant.”

    “Should I really kill Kim Woo-jin?”

    Anyway, when I took off my clothes, I thought the size would be just right.

    “How can you look at a shadow in a stream and determine whether it is a snake or a dragon?”

    “Goku is not in Super Saiyan state, so what are you doing by winning that, you bastards of Vegeta?”

    I don’t know who said it, but I agree with the saying that a win without strength is not a win.

    Take a shower and go into the bathroom.

    We went into the hot tub and chatted while naturally melting away our fatigue.

    We were faced with a fairly important problem.

    “Hey, but if you stop in the bathroom, isn’t that just crazy?”

    I was a bit embarrassed that Pyo Jin-ho made such a common sense remark.

    That is correct.

    What on earth are you excited to see here?

    You can’t bring your cell phone in, so you can’t watch porn or anything like that.

    “Playing with your hands… … No.”

    Han Kang tried to propose but canceled it.

    Fuck that’s even weirder.

    If a man is playing with his hands in a men’s bathroom, isn’t that a really fucking wrong thing to see?

    “I am sincere. Someone is playing with their hands in the bathroom? Then I have the confidence to throw everything away and run away.”

    “Me too. If he gets caught, he’ll kneel down with his eyes closed and ask for his life.”

    While looking at each other in ambiguity.

    I scratch my cheek and look at Chanwoo.

    “You can do it, right?”

    “… … If you say any more than that, I will kill you, Kim Woojin.”

    Or not.

    But it’s really difficult if it’s like this.

    “Now, what I brought is useless.”

    Ahn Hyeon-ho swings the ruler around and looks sad.

    “That’s right. I also called someone to referee.”

    As I sigh and mutter, four people’s eyes are focused on me at the same time.

    “Judge?”

    “Who?”

    Who is it?

    There are only a very limited number of people who can enter the men’s bathhouse and that we all know.

    “Hello guys.”

    A bald-headed man came into the bathhouse and greeted me.

    “Ah, fuck you Kim Woojin, you crazy bastard!”

    “That guy has no hair underneath!”

    “Aren’t we already halfway there?!”

    Look at the good reactions.

    To be honest, I was a little hesitant after singing because I thought I might have been too excited.

    Seeing how much they disliked it, I thought it was a good idea to call them.

    “Mister, I called you to look after the referee, but I think it will be a little difficult here.”

    When I cautiously apologize to the man who came into the bath, he laughs heartily.

    “It’s okay, it’s okay. Because I have already been sufficiently compensated.”

    Meanwhile, the man is staring at Chanwoo.

    “I have a girlfriend! And now you are sexually harassing me!”

    When Chanwoo shouts in a panic, the man answers with a grin.

    “Don’t worry. Because you don’t do anything without consent.”

    “Oh, you have manners. I wish Chanwoo.”

    “Ha, I really need to kill Kim Woojin.”

    Jung Chan-woo couldn’t stand the criticism from earlier and ended up running towards me. It was fortunate that there were hardly any people in the bathhouse due to the ambiguous time zone.

    A commotion breaks out.

    In the end, the world’s best cock competition was in vain.

    “It’s been a while since I came to the bathroom. Let’s get some rest.”

    “Okay, push back a little bit. I also went into the sauna.”

    “Wow, what did you do at this age? Well, I think I was hypnotized because I was excited as a group.”

    “This is all because of Kim Woojin.”

    In the end, we all became good friends who went to the sauna together.

    “Everyone, please transfer 9,000 won to my account. I have to pay for the bathroom.”

    “The bathhouse costs 8,000 won?”

    “Ah, it’s nice to be tired.”

    The bathhouse in the main house is good, but the bathhouse that shows traces of time like this is not so bad.

    “Hey, let’s not pay for what we endure in the sauna.”

    We all agreed to Han Kang’s proposal.

    “Do not put in cold water. You go straight into the hot tub.”

    I couldn’t just watch the cold water doping, so I tried to get out of the hot tub with a warning.

    A motionless bald man.

    “Aren’t you going?”

    When Hyunho Ahn asked, the man answered with a very refreshing smile.

    “You stand here in shame.”

    We escape from the hot tub right away without anyone telling us first.

    “Ah ssivaaaal!”

    “Run away! If you do it wrong, your butt will get pierced!”

    “Gay! A real gay man has appeared!”

    “I can’t go into the hot tub anymore! I really can’t go in!”

    “Someone please report this person to the police!”

    The winner of the world’s best cock contest was Pakpakgi.

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