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She was a beautiful woman who appeared out of nowhere and started spewing out verbal abuse.

A truly turbulent premonition.

Cheong decided to watch for now.

Right now, the new woman who appeared was just seen as a bad bitch, but there might be a story between the two that Cheong didn’t know about.

Well, it’s like they’re from hostile families, or they’re enemies due to unresolved past resentment.

Or, it could be that Cheong just misunderstands by looking at his cross-section, and since they are really close friends, he just exchanges swear words instead of saying hello.

Why, when some men become friends, they automatically start cursing just by looking at their faces and have fun criticizing each other for being ugly.

Not only between men but also between women, you can build deeper friendships by exchanging delicious swear words with each other.

And most of all, it looks like fun.

Things were getting interesting.

As the woman who appeared in the personal attack walked out confidently, the women sitting at three tables on one side greeted her warmly.

At first glance, it was clear that it was the woman’s gang.

Cheong looked around and dragged a plate of Joongwon’s fried snacks called Sachima in front of me.

It would be nice to have corn fried like snow, but since there isn’t any in Jungwon yet, I thought I’d have to eat something else and look around instead.

“Geumhwa That bitch… … !”

Next to me, the sound of Jinseol grinding his teeth.

Then, it suddenly occurred to me, but if it’s Geumyang Geomhwa, Moyong Joohee, isn’t she the kid’s older sister?

Cheong unconsciously glanced at the woman’s chest, then tilted his head.

hmm? There isn’t any?

Although it is small and simple, it is clearly well-shaped, so it is not enough to say that it does not exist at all.

As Cheong was thinking that, Jinseol spoke in an angry tone.

“What are we going to do now?”

“Uh, what! Lily! I’m angry? Oh, indeed. I said I was sorry. People can see it wrongly, and only women who show off their bodies in a vulgar manner or wear such clothes wear them. I made a mistake because I was mistaken. I’m really sorry.”

The skill of saying sorry and turning it around was not normal.

In this case, it was easy to become a narrow-minded person if you got angry, so instead, it was a tactic to encourage you to get angry.

Jinseol, whose earlobes were stained red, tried to calm her voice and respond.

“Yes, people can make mistakes. However, I find it a bit perplexing that you find fault with clothes that are perfectly fine.”

“Are you okay? ah! that’s right. Now that I think about it, I guess it wasn’t a clothing issue. In front of me, I saw courtesans with their solar plexus dug up and their bare breasts exposed, so I guess I was mistaken. Oh, I’m really sorry I misunderstood. But no matter who sees it, no, it’s not.”

Wow, it spins well.

Cheong chewed the snack with his heart pounding.

Until now, the situation has been one-sidedly beaten by Jinseol Sojeo! Will Jinseol Soze be able to overturn this inferiority?

It was then.

“But the person next to me couldn’t see it… … .”

Suddenly, Mo Yong-juhui looked at Cheong.

Even though it is beyond the cotton thread, the denim is a top-class, ultra-luxury product that allows you to freely see the outside.

Cheong was looking at him, but they did not make eye contact, so Mo Yong-juhui’s focus was slightly below him.

“Oh my, who are you? Did all the energy that should have gone to that person’s head go to the mid-stop? Or, ah, it looks like you’re harboring something inside, and ah, seeing how poor you are, you shouldn’t be hiding the banquet food in your bosom like that, right? By the way, who are you?”

The corners of Cheong’s mouth were split into long lines.

What, look at this. Why did you come to me right away?

There was a presence there that couldn’t be hidden even in uniform, because there was a gigantic evil there that Mo Yong Ju-hui had never seen before.

However, the Blue House does not know the circumstances.

Well, there is no problem in doing something before the interruption.

Cheong was already well-endowed in that respect, so he had the magnanimity to pass over such unsightly jealousy as just pity.

But are you broke?

Cheong was wearing a priest’s uniform.

“Oh my. What did you say just now?”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend, just wanted to give you some advice. If you are coming to the Yongbong Branch, you should come dressed properly. What on earth is that? Who the hell is like that? Ah, sorry. Did you invite that woman? Lily, is it you again?”

“How can a person be so rude… … !”

As Gongsun Yaoye was about to get up, Cheng stretched out his hand and stopped him.

At the same time, he grabbed Dannan’s wrist and said.

“Because I’m okay. Yes, you can’t damage your reputation any further here. And Nana put the poison bottle back.”

“But that crazy girl… … .”

“It was done.”

Cheong smiled coolly.

“Uh, Soger? Excuse me, could you speak a little louder? I can’t hear you.”

“Oh my, did you gain weight not only before your midterm but also in your ear canal? Can’t you hear me?”

“It’s not that, since sound originally comes from the heart, it’s hard to hear when someone without a heart speaks. Since Sojeo keeps opening his mouth, it seems like he’s saying something, but Jinseol Sojeo, can you hear Sojeo?”

Jinseol suddenly came to his senses.

“No? I was just thinking that it was really quiet.”

“Of course, right? Are you sleepy over there? Why do you keep yawning?”

“Ha? I know who Sojeo is daring to argue with now-”

“Ah. right. I was just having an interesting conversation with Gene Sozer. Would you like to hear it too? I heard that there was a Jungwon Jeil Market in the opening, so I went to see it.”

Cheong continued speaking jokingly.

“But since it’s so small, why not sell something that looks like a pouch filled with cotton? So I asked what this was for and I was like, oh my god, don’t be surprised. It is said that a woman without breasts puts them inside a veil and uses them to commit fraud. Can you believe this?”

“Oh my! Is that really true!? I can’t believe it. I can’t believe it.”

“Is that so? I was shocked that such a useless item existed. Where on earth is a woman without breasts? No, if a woman has no breasts, she is no different from a eunuch with her breasts cut off. Isn’t that right?”

Then suddenly a rush of life came to me.

Not only was Mo Yong Ju-hee alone, but the women and the entire gang gathered around him had venom in their eyes.

Ah, the overall altitude of that faction is a bit low.

“You bitch, your mouth is open… … ”

“Oh my, why are you yawning with an angry expression? But Jinseol Sojeo, what kind of person is Nauri, the scary eunuch glaring at me over there? Could you please introduce yourself?”

Jinseol thought for a moment.

I need to accept it well, but should I say I don’t know or pretend not to know and introduce myself?

But I didn’t have time to think about it, so I decided to choose between two options.

“Oh, that person is not a eunuch, but Moyong Joo-hee of the Moyong family.”

“Geumyang Sword Flower! Ah, you are the famous Sword Painter of the Five Paintings of Wulin. Somehow, I thought you had a body that was very advantageous in swordsmanship.”

“A body that is advantageous for swordsmanship?”

“If your body is light and thin like that, you will definitely be able to extend your sword straight without getting caught. Just look at me, if I do it like this, my heart gets caught. Oh my, if you were born like this for no reason, you are at a disadvantage as a swordsman.”

“Ah. You must be so heartbroken.”

“So, when I see someone who has a body that is advantageous for swordsmanship, I, as a swordsman, do not really envy him. Umm. is it so. Even though it may be uncomfortable, a woman must have ample arms.”

Cheong shot his horse,

Even Zhuge Yi-hyeon, the most intelligent of muscle men, is a vicious tongue who fails to hold back his exclamations.

Mo Yong Ju-hui’s face turned red.

“Hey! you! Did you say everything!?”

“If you are going to talk to me, can you at least look at me and speak? Why are you talking with your back turned?”

“ha? what? Can’t you even see ahead? Who is turning your back?”

“Oh, are you standing forward now? It’s flat and doesn’t have any curves, so I thought you were showing your back. But, no matter who sees it, they can’t help but think that’s behind the scenes, right? How could a woman have a face as flat as a man’s? Ah, my! That’s right!”

Cheong then bowed his head.

“I’m really sorry. I didn’t know you were dressed as a woman. You must be imitating a woman for some reason. Because I’m a bit clueless. So, you are a eunuch whose identity you have hidden? all right. Can I call you Sojeo too?”

“Someone, someone is dressed as a woman!”

“Yes. You didn’t crossdress. That’s it. I have never noticed anything, so you can rest assured. She is a woman whose mouth is as heavy as her breasts. Because they are light-mouthed, they can start a fight with anyone, be sarcastic, say vulgar things like prostitutes, etc. Only people with a light body and mind can do this because they have no heart.”

Jinseol soothed his cold stomach with tea.

Wow, what a bitch. What is tongue?

If I had started an argument and turned him into an enemy, I would have gotten into a lot of trouble.

It was almost pitiful for Geomhwa to be beaten up.

Actually, I’m not pitiful.

I was struggling to calm the twitching corner of my mouth thinking, “Oh, it feels like drinking fruit tea with thin ice in the middle of summer.”

“Hey, you, you… … !”

“Hmm. It’s been a while since you dressed up as a woman. How about something like this? If you take off a beehive and stick it in your arms with a bowl like this, wouldn’t it swell up a bit when the bees sting it? Or, alas. If punishment is a hassle, how about hitting it with your palm? When you bruise, your skin swells, right? If you cover it, you can’t see the color anyway.”

“Profit… … !”

“Ah! Fake tits! The product the merchant was selling was exactly what was used in these situations! It was not something a woman would use, but a person who should be a woman! They say that everything that exists in the world has a reason, but it really wasn’t something made in vain.”

Mo Yong Ju-hee couldn’t even answer and just huffed.

There were tears in the corners of my eyes.

“Can you please stop listening to what I say? It is said that when Nüwa created humans, there was no gender, so men and women were the same, so later on, to differentiate them, he attached sheep to men and breasts to women. So, if you want to imitate a woman, the size of your breasts is very important… … ”

“Hey! I can’t shut up! It’s an open mouth!”

“Oh, so you’re saying that the mouth should be open or closed? Just as it is natural for a woman’s breasts to be convex, isn’t it natural for her mouth to be open as well?”

“At the end of every word, breasts, breasts, someone wants to be born like this, so I hate bitches with big breasts!”

“Hmm. It’s not Sojeo’s fault that Sojeo has small breasts, or rather doesn’t have any. But isn’t it Sojeo’s fault for being jealous and biting others because they don’t have any? Did you know who I am and insult my uniform?”

“Hmph, it’s like wearing such a shabby uniform.”

“My name is Seomuncheong, and this is a robe that Seomunsurin Dogo, the best of the women’s school, personally made and gave to his named disciple. By any chance, are there Taoist children in Moyong’s gang? How is it distributed? Even if you see an adult, you won’t say hello?”

At Cheong’s words, the chairs fell down at the same time, making a loud noise.

“Sanhye from the Cheongsanpa meets the elders!”

“Sanyoung from Cheongsanpa meets the old man!”

“Greetings from Murin of Mosanpa!”

“Mayuran of Seongwolmun Gate meets the elders!”

“Changyang of the Hyeongsan Sect sends greetings!”

“Okay. How can the children of Domun stay next to such a cruel child? How heartbreaking it would be for the adults of the shrine to know.”

“Oh, no!”

“Okay, I guess I should be somewhere else instead of being in an embarrassing situation. I’m not good at remembering people’s faces, so if I don’t see them, I quickly forget them.”

“Yes! Thank you!”

As the five people quickly left the place, they hid their faces and ran downstairs.

Then Cheong stood crookedly with his arms crossed as if wondering what to do now.

For reference, the Qing Dynasty has no history of linking arms after leaving the martial arts kingdom. Because it’s uncomfortable.

However, when I deliberately folded my arms and lifted them up from under the solar plexus, their majesty was like that of the rugged mountain Taesan.