episode_0189

Mom returned.

It was truly a stormy day, and it was a time when I once again felt the weight of the choices I had made.

Just like that, peace passes by.

Before we knew it, it was midterm exam time.

– Anonymous 415: Some tips for finding genealogy.

– Anonymous 267: Do not write in the 400s during the midterm exam period.

– Anonymous 211: Hahahaha look at the bamboo forest old guys.

↳ Anonymous 302: They brought it on themselves.

↳ Anonymous97: That is correct. If you want to be considered, you should speak with common sense.

↳ Anonymous 402: It would be better if we all just help each other out. Why do you discriminate like this?

↳ Anonymous 125: Mutual aid is bullshit. If I help you, will you also help me with my exam? Will you do my homework? What can I do for you?

↳ Anonymous413: Coffee 3.

↳ Anonymous 146: I bought it with my brothers’ money, so let the kids go and study.

– Anonymous 244: There is no need to help new students. They’re really just helping out as a favor, but they think it’s their right.

– Anonymous 142: The Department of Business Administration exploded the address sent to the Bamboo Forest collection for new students. Do it yourself.

↳ Anonymous425: ? Seniors? I haven’t checked that yet.

↳ Anonymous 387: I heard that you started with those who graduated and left them behind?

↳ Anonymous 444: Ha, fuck. Gahyeondae’s ttonggungi. Is it like this?

– Anonymous 432: Seniors, stop being territorial. It’s really too much.

↳ Anonymous 141: Yes, it’s your problem. It wasn’t like this last year.

↳ Anonymous71: Ask the second graders. At that time, everyone was kind and told me everything. He even saved me a genealogy book that I didn’t have.

↳ Anonymous 210: If favor continues, it is considered a right.

↳ Anonymous 129: It’s funny that you’ve done everything to curse and then look for it because you need it.

“Ugh.”

Although it has only been a year since I attended Gahyeon University.

I daresay that it would probably be the most confusing and noisy midterm exam ever.

Bamboo Forest was currently hostilely ostracizing members from the late 300s to the 400s.

To be exact.

First graders.

This is a situation where new students are criticized.

If you ask why it happened like this, it was a bit complicated.

The theater and film department was the starting point.

It was discovered that first-year freshmen were talking behind their seniors’ backs in class talk.

It wasn’t just one or two people who were swearing.

We called out the names of our 2nd and 3rd year seniors one by one and chewed on them all together.

He did not hesitate to make high-level remarks that even required going to court.

Appearance, body shape, breasts, hips, pelvis, etc. are often ranked.

Thanks to this, the Department of Theater and Film has completely turned itself around.

Seo Ye-rin’s friend and co-worker at Gold One, Lee Seo-ah, was also fussing about the need to discipline her juniors who were very angry, but Seo Ye-rin managed to calm her down.

Of course, if it had ended here, I would have just called it a day.

– Anonymous 407: Assholes. Look at how people live with a sense of privilege over something that is really insignificant. If idiots who haven’t even served in the military are wearing military uniforms, does that make Gao alive? They’re just kids.

“Tsk.”

Anonymous407.

Since the last time, he has been an aggressor who has been pouring out double insults towards unspecified people in the bamboo forest.

This guy was the culprit who once again poured fuel on the hatred of new students in the bamboo forest.

There are a lot of replies under Anonymous 407.

Everyone is swearing at Anonymous 407.

“I stopped feeding him for a day, but he’s doing this again.”

Eventually, the situation started to escalate into a fight again.

I put an end to it by suspending Anonymous 407 and all the guys who fought with him for three days.

“The mood is really like that these days.”

I head to the cafe as I watch the hatred toward new students lit up in the bamboo forest.

This time, I decided to study because Ahn Hyun-ho said he had obtained a genealogy from a lecture we were taking together.

Because it was exam period, the cafe was crowded.

I couldn’t see Ahn Hyun-ho, so I wondered where he had gone, but Ahn Hyun-ho was one of the three men eating cake at the spacious table where group guests sat.

The remaining two are naturally Han Kang and Pyo Jin-ho.

I heard that both of them are going out to have fun while on leave from college because their military service has been postponed.

“Was it senior Han Kang who obtained the genealogy?”

I was dumbfounded and sat down to ask, and Ahn Hyun-ho nodded while holding his fork in his mouth.

“Uh, my senior just gave it to me.”

“That’s something I’ve inherited from my seniors. The older sister I was dating at the time gave it to me.”

The Han River we are proud of.

To be honest, even if it is a genealogy book, in the end it is nothing more than a past exam question.

It’s better than nothing, so I accept it with gratitude.

“This time, it has become more difficult to find genealogy due to the hatred of new students. Thanks to you, it’s easy.”

“Hate new students?”

Ahn Hyun-ho also works in Bamboo Forest, so of course he knows about the dislike for new students.

I listen to the three of them talking through one ear and let it out through the other, while sending a message to Seo Ye-rin.

– Kim Woo-jin: Securing genealogy.

The reply came back within a few minutes.

– Seo Ye-rin: Did you rhyme?

– Kim Woo-jin: No. Even if it’s a genealogy, it’s just like a past exam question. Where is this though?

– Seo Ye-rin: That’s good. where are you? I’m free after the lecture.

– Kim Woo-jin: It’s a cafe and I’m with the kids. There is also Han Kang senior.

– Seo Ye-rin: I have to play with Arin.

The chat was cut off just like that.

Watch how he runs away immediately after hearing that Han Kang is there.

To be honest, I just wanted to go, but I was caught by three people before I knew it.

“No, how can you do that with seniors? Isn’t that right, Woojin?!”

Han Kang slams the table and looks at me.

“Right? I’ve felt it exactly since last year. Kids these days have no respect for their seniors, so respect.”

“What. Are you telling me to listen?”

“Huh? Did you get stabbed?”

This bastard.

“Did you do something respectable? Every day, I chase after my juniors and get beaten like a dog by senior Joohee.”

“Kuhm.”

The Han River is so awkward that I turn my head.

Now, I don’t know why a guy who isn’t even a senior acts like that.

“But what about Chanwoo?”

At that time, Pyo Jin-ho, who was eagerly eating the cake, finally opened his mouth.

I was wondering why a bunch of idiots would come together and call out Jung Chan-woo.

“He said he couldn’t come today because he was with his girlfriend.”

Ahn Hyun-ho is fully aware of the content, as if he actually called Chan-woo.

I hope everything goes well with this girlfriend.

“Ha, I really like Chanwoo.”

“I’m not the type of person to be pushed around, but he-.”

This naturally leads to a story about Chanwoo.

Since studying was already on the back burner, I also told an anecdote related to Chanwoo.

The saga of Jung Chan-woo, who dated another girl just three days after breaking up with his girlfriend.

“Can’t you really pick a girl and date someone like Chanwoo?”

“But there are also children who are not like that. Kids who don’t care about faces.”

“Why are kids who don’t value faces not interested in me?”

Han Kang and Pyo Jin-ho add a word to Ahn Hyun-ho’s words.

I am also listening silently.

Ugh.

– Choi Yi-seo: What are you doing? You said you were studying, but you’re not in your room?

Why is he in my room?

– Kim Woo-jin: I came to get the genealogy.

– Choi Yi-seo: Oh. where are you?

Why do similar conversations continue?

– Kim Woo-jin: Cafe. Hyeonho is here too.

– Choi Yi-seo: I have to go study with Yerin.

There has been no contact since then.

Seo Ye-rin and Choi Yi-seo have lost contact.

As I was laughing at their similar reactions, the eyes of three people were suddenly focused on me.

“Hey, what if.”

Then, Pyo Jin-ho asked a question with a serious expression.

“He died and was reborn, and the gods were Chan-woo Jeong and Woo-jin Kim. If I were to let you live with one of the two, who would you choose?”

What kind of stupid question is this?

I was dumbfounded and looked at Pyo Jin-ho.

“Chanwooji.”

“Dukwooji,dukwu. Shut up Jung Chan-woo.”

These bastards?

“Right? I’m Chanwoo too. I asked for no reason.”

When even Pyo Jin-ho got an all-kill, I felt strangely bad.

I put my phone away, turned my shoulder, and said to them.

“Think carefully. The looks are worse than Chanwoo, but everything else is not bad.”

I was speechless, so Han Kang asked a question first.

“Do you have a girlfriend? Are you dating Yerin or Lee Seo?”

“It’s still some, right?”

I did everything I had to do, but isn’t it a bit weird to say things like sex friends here?

It was vague, so I started talking and immediately shook my head.

“Chanwoo is already dating a girlfriend. Looking at it, it looks like the two of you have been dating for a short time.”

“… … .”

“More than you, who has the desirable fruit that I can’t eat. Isn’t it good to eat a variety of apples, grapes, and strawberries?”

My mouth is tightly shut.

In the end, it was true that I couldn’t date.

I can’t explain the situation in detail.

This time, Hyunho Ahn adds.

“The looks are also a landslide victory over there.”

“Hey, I’m not bad either. I get hunted sometimes these days.”

“You? Hmm.”

what.

Girls have hinted that they are becoming more handsome, but they seem to be insensitive to change because they are boys.

“Hold for now. So do you have a lot of money? I see that Chanwoo is now working as a model instead of working part-time at a PC room? You know that hourly wage is very high.”

“After.”

I am the son of the CEO of a large corporation, you bastards.

If you put your mind to it now, you can buy this cafe with a lump sum.

Even though the words come out in my throat.

I swallow hard.

“Looking at you living in a dorm instead of your own room, money seems a bit tight.”

I did have some money from working at Gold One and selling off my eldest brother’s adult toys.

It’s hard to last a year with this.

I was thinking about getting a part-time job.

A fitting model like Chanwoo… … It may be impossible, but

“You lost money too? Is there anything else?”

“Exercise.”

Pyo Jin-ho immediately joins in next to Ahn Hyeon-ho, who is muttering something ambiguous.

“How about exercise?”

“I evolved from working out at home and now I go to the gym-!”

“But isn’t Chanwoo a gym native? He says he goes to the gym when he’s bored.”

right.

Chanwoo was going to the gym before me.

Exercise… … I can’t win.

When I see the weight he lifts, I can’t even think of imitating him.

To begin with, I have a slightly different purpose for exercising.

The purpose of my exercise is strictly sex.

“It’s big there.”

I confidently said that I had finally found something I could win.

“… … .”

“… … .”

“… … .”

Three people looked at me blankly at the same time.

I nodded, shrugging my shoulders.

“So fucking big.”

The three were confused for a moment.

But he immediately bursts into laughter.

“Ah, that’s me too-.”

“Ha. I wear two pairs of panties. Otherwise, it looks thick.”

“When I was doing Taekwondo, the kids didn’t want to shower with me. I feel ashamed.”

Look at these.

Look at how he jumps in right away because he doesn’t want to lose.

“Normal people are annoying.”

When I clicked my tongue, everyone got angry and there was an uproar.

Because people around me are paying attention, I am taking a break.

And then.

“Wouldn’t Chanwoo be a little short?”

Someone said that, and we started getting angry among ourselves.

“Oh, that’s right. Chanwoo must be a bit small.”

“The baby is all flashy and has no substance.”

“Haha! God is fair.”

I don’t know why this story happened.

Anyway, I thought the vote would be tilted in my favor.

“Now, who do you want to be born as?”

I smiled and asked again.

“Chanwoo.”

“No matter what, it’s Chanwoo.”

“I should be born as Chanwoo.”

The same answer came back again.

The reason is.

“Woojin from Schrödinger. I can’t believe it until I observe it.”

“Kim Woo-jin bluffing with a precious thing hidden in his panties is ugly.”

“Woojin, do you know that? Kids who are obsessed with size are small.”

after.

That won’t work.

“Fuck, if you just show me 5 minutes here-!”

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

The phone rang at just the right time.

It was Yu Ah-rin.

– Hey, it’s a video call. Look at your ears.

When I look at the screen, I see Yoo Ah-rin at the school basketball hoop.

When I slowly turn the screen, I see Seo Ye-rin and Choi Yi-seo together.

I sneakily go to the bathroom.

I didn’t want to show the kids to these people.

“Why? Weren’t the three of you playing?”

– I was just trying to make sure you were hanging out with real boys.

“Ha, I’m busy right now. I was insulted!”

-What bullshit.

There is “. Hang up. This is a game you must win for the sake of your self-esteem that you are not sloppy.”

– … … Why is it already ominous? What is it about?

“1Woojin is small?!”

– Oh, fuck.

-Woojin… … .

– Isn’t 1 Woojin big enough?

Different reactions.

Yoo Ah-rin and Choi Yi-seo sighed, and Seo Ye-rin asked a question out of pure curiosity.

“Anyway, don’t call. If someone is caught on the news for indecency at a performance, it’s me.”

– I told you last time. You hate everything, but there are times when you like it, right? But there are times when I especially hate it. It’s now.

– What’s important about that, Woojin? Do you think that’s why I like you?

– I don’t care! Really!

“Guys… … .”

I am moved to tears and my heart is pounding.

Yes, this is love.

– Just take it with you, you bastard. All you have to do is say yes, give it a go and come back. What do you do after winning an ugly fight?

– That’s right. Let’s not make a fuss unnecessarily.

– But I think Woojin will win them all.

I received comfort rather than comfort from this or that.

Because it really felt like it didn’t matter.

After hanging up the phone, I return to my seat with a peaceful mind.

“Kiyomi hai.”

“Is it cold, Woojin?”

“Did you check it in the bathroom?”

“You fucking bastards, where is the closest sauna from here? Follow me you bastards.”

Where is the stationery store?

I guess I should buy a chair and go, you bastards.