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Side Story – Sex #4

Founding King Uniger.

He had three treasures.

One was the “Holy Grail” made by three women called his wives.

It was known to grant people’s wishes, and it actually had a similar effect.

It was a very powerful treasure and I knew its effects better than anyone else.

however-.

The remaining two treasures were also powerful enough to be comparable to the Holy Grail.

In particular, the “Great Return of the Brave” is so great that it can turn the entire battle situation around.

It was a legendary elixir that could turn even a 100-year-old man without the strength to lift a spoon into a powerful superman like the mythical Hercules.

There was also a rumor that it would bring immortality to immortality.

The founding king, Uniger, who had no talent for magic, auras, or divine power, became a truly powerful king after obtaining that illusion and commanded the world.

“Get it.”

The only way for me to have safe sex was to get my hands on Daehwandan.

However, it was very difficult to find items that were lost a long time ago, and I thought it was just a rumor…

The location was eventually revealed to my ears thanks to the information power of the Blood Crusade spread throughout the world.

“So, it’s in a world beyond the southern sea, right? That “Great Hwandan” is in the land where we made the Holy Grail?.”

Milione piled a lot of luggage into a large bag.

It seemed like thoughts of marching outside the map were already filling my mind.

“The land beyond the map is an unknown place in many ways to the people of the kingdom. Whatever it is, it’s not strange. We also recreated the Holy Grail there.”

Gugit, Gugit-.

Milione’s bag packing skills were poor.

It looked like everything was roughly crumpled.

I said calmly as I looked at Milione, who was carrying such a big bag on her back and shouted “Let’s go!”.

“There is a problem. It is said that there is an unidentified force guarding “Daehwandan.” I heard that the leaders who lead them call themselves the deadly sins of gluttony and arrogance.”

Gluttony and arrogance.

Milione’s frown darkened at that name.

“What? okay? An unidentified force with two thrones of great sin.”

The Great Sin Seat symbolized monsters so dangerous that each one was as strong as an army.

If you look at the fact that the two Great Sins belonged to the “Blood Crusade,” which was once called the most powerful organization in the kingdom’s history, you might get the feeling.

“Can’t we just take the army and wipe them all out?”

Crump-.

Milione cracks his fist.

I told the guy.

“Humans are not born to fight. We were born to have sex. Bringing in the military is out of the question. There is no need to do that in the first place. Who do you think I am?”

“… Wow, indeed. Hyde. Is this the first time in a while that I can see you being so unlucky again? That being said… . Aren’t you being cold to me these days?”

“Me? How and why did I act so coldly?”

It was the first time.

Milione narrowed her eyes at me, brought her toes together, and wiggled her fingers.

“It’s still like that. Your tone is so hard and cold. I once shot 15 arrows for you, but aren’t you being too cold to me? You can’t do that to me!”

“No. It’s just because my way of speaking has become a habit.”

Milione was a very childish girl.

Even my tone of voice, my gaze, and my breathing made him protest, saying, “cold!”. Thanks to that, I had to explain that I didn’t do that “”, which was very annoying every day.

Today’s Milione was especially annoying to me.

“You kissed Psyche yesterday, but you didn’t give it to me… ! I can’t even remember when I last kissed you… !”

indeed-.

That was the problem.

Because I was a brilliant person, I easily grasped the situation.

“Okay. I’ll give you a kiss.”

“Hehehe.”

It was Milione who smiled sinisterly as if her wish had come true.

It was so pitiful that there would be no man to marry off this tomboy, other than me, who was better, better, and more merciful than anyone else.

“Okay, then you have to be quiet.”

Sze-.

I grabbed Milione’s arm.

Slur-.

Milione opens his narrow eyes.

I brought my face closer until I could feel his breath.

Milione always smelled like fragrant powder, but now I saw that she had light makeup on her face.

She’s pretty because she’s so calm.

When we kissed our lips with that kind of feeling, Milione frowned.

“What is it? Is it over already? Who are you kidding… !?”

Milione was angry.

Then he hugged my body, pressed his lips to mine, and sucked me as if he was going to eat me.

Wood clatter-.

Joaaap-!

“Aaagh!”

Anyone who has been dragged alive by a bear and eaten by a bear would have felt the same way I did.

The reason I don’t kiss Milione often is because Milione’s boiling point is too low and she gets so excited that she tries to destroy my body!

There is no limit!

“Hyde! Why did you scream? oh! milli! What are you doing now? Get away! Hyde! Hyde, wake up!”

If it weren’t for Psyche who appeared at the right time, I would have crossed the line in many ways.

If you don’t get the Great Hwandan as soon as possible─.

# # #

I liked going on mission trips here and there.

Once again, it was a missionary work, not a trip.

“In fact, I have the bloodline of a more legitimate prince than anyone else. What I dreamed of was a platform, not a throne, so I passed the throne on to my younger sister, Ginevit.”

Sze-.

I preached in a tavern in a southern town.

Everyone was moved by my story of abandoning the throne and becoming a wandering priest.

“How many times have I heard that story?”

“… We talk about it every time we come.”

“Shhh… !”

The reaction is sour today?

I get it-.

That’s because people don’t do what they like the most!

“Now it’s time to recite your favorite story, “The Village of Back Alley Nymphs”! I will read it aloud, so all residents, please write a 10-page book review by tomorrow morning!”

Immediately, sigh-like admiration followed here and there.

The people of the kingdom loved reading “The Village of Back-Alley Nymphs” and writing book reviews more than anything else in the world.

“… Even the Dragon King Balbas Unizer, the worst tyrant of the past, wouldn’t have done something like this!”

“War times were better!”

It makes me feel good to hear responses from everyone!

anyway-.

With that feeling, I boarded a ship heading to the southern land outside the map.

“I’m so excited! I feel like I’m traveling every day! The world is so wide, beautiful, and wonderful! Hyde, look at that! It’s a dolphin!”

Sze-.

Lucy pointed to the sea.

It was very cool to see the dolphins splashing and jumping out of the water.

As I was looking at that, Lucy made a groaning sound.

“It’s been two months since I visited again, right? Is the queen well? huh? If you were the queen, wouldn’t you also know about the “Great Hwandan”?”

“Queen”.

They said that she was a woman who helped Lucy, Milione, and Psyche when they created the “Holy Grail.”

She was a goddess who guarded an old temple, but she was actually the wife of Uniger, the founding king of the nation.

I don’t know how people from hundreds of years ago are still alive today, but Lucy and Psyche couldn’t have lied to me, so I thought maybe they just had the constitution to live a long life.

I arrived at the port of the southern world with that feeling.

The chapel of the cross building erected high nearby and the statue in the shape of Nahid were quite nice and beautiful.

“This is how the world should be.”

I went deeper south with a group of women carrying a lot of heavy luggage.

After crossing a jungle full of mosquitoes and a waterfall, we arrived at a temple, which was teeming with ants as big as the palm of our hands.

“Hello, ants! Yingying yaing!”

Lucy waved her hand at the ants.

I passed through the ants and headed towards what could be called the chapel of this old, worn-out temple.

There were countless candles, and the woman lighting them one by one was wearing a white veil like a new bride.

For reference, the number of candles seemed to be approximately 3,000.

“Queen!”

Pot-.

Lucy walked towards the woman and hugged her around the waist.

Soon Psyche also approached the woman and hugged her body.

“How have you been?”

The only one who did not hug the queen’s body was Milione.

Milione clicks his tongue.

The woman in the white veil, called the Queen, approached Milione and hugged her.

“━━──.”

He also spoke a language I couldn’t understand.

It sounded like the dialect of a very remote place in the kingdom, but it was actually an old language, so it was difficult for me to understand.

Soon the woman spoke in a language I could understand.

“Hey, you are Hydro.”

“You are an idolater.”

after-.

I let out the breath I had taken in with my chest full.

With that, all 3,000 candles were extinguished.

“… … .”

The woman in the white veil seemed very embarrassed.

However, even if she was the queen of an ancient king or something, even if she was the woman who helped Psyche, Lucy, and Milione, it was an illegal crime to try to worship idols in front of Me, who is greater than anyone else.

“Child, just like I heard, you have an easy-going personality. I have lived twice as long as other people, but I have never met a person as strong as you.”

The woman’s face, visible beneath the veil, looked as if she had just entered her 30s.

This woman was one of the three queens of the founding king, Uniger.

Isn’t he close to 600 years old?

“Is it because of Daehwandan that you are living so long?”

I asked.

Soon the old queen answered me.

“You can say so. The man who ate the Great Hwandan became a living elixir. So, by mixing our bodies with him, we also became almost eternal.”

I see.

These words meant only one thing.

“I heard that there is a “Daehwandan” in this southern land. I’m sure you know where it is. We also roughly figured out the location.”

A woman laughed under her veil.

She said.

“A long time ago, we also sought great healing for a weak man. Although they are called the king’s three treasures, they are actually their treasures.”

“Them?”

Psyche tilted her head as if she was interested.

Queen Quasar sighed and looked around as if she were telling the world’s great secret, then paused and spoke.

“This land is the land of spirits and fairies that have been passed down since ancient times. And beyond the peach fields of Mureung, the deepest and deepest place in this land, there are gods living. They are real gods.”

“Shut up! You idolater bitch!”

Pot-!

I strongly squeezed the chest of former Queen Quasar.

“Aaagh! What are you doing! What is this! Let go! Hiya… !”

“Hyde, this bastard has started again!”

When women make noise -.

I definitely screamed to the world.

“There is only one God in the world, the Lord Elohim! Okay, lead me to that place called Peach Field in Wuling! I will bring down false idols from their high pedestals!”