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Side Story – Sex #3

“Rust! Welcome! This is Evilfia’s Baekgugeum PD whom I mentioned before! With this friend’s help, you will be able to spread ‘sex’ in the world in this era of ultra-low birth rate!”

Munhakbeom, a man with a slightly bald head, groveled at me.

Munhakbeom introduced me to a man, a young man who looked as if he had just entered society.

He looked at me and hesitated.

“Hello. My name is Baek Gu-geum PD of the web novel serial site Evilpia.”

Sze-.

PD Baek Gu-geum gives me his business card.

I asked him directly.

“You want to publish my story exclusively in Evilpia?”

“That… That’s right. In the 21st century, web novels that can be viewed on smartphones, rather than paper books, are popular, so starting with BB Books, which mainly sells adult novels─.”

“Adult novel?”

My frown darkened.

You treat my “Surviving as a Cult in a Different World” as an adult novel!

Since he was a fresh-faced newbie in society, it was clear that he didn’t know much about the world yet.

But it didn’t matter!

Guiding foolish people!

Because that is what I, as a prophet, must do!

I decided to kindly explain it to Producer Baekgugeum.

“All ages.”

“… Yes?”

“How to Survive as a Cult in Another World is published for all ages. Did you understand? So that everyone can see and find their dreams and hopes. All ages.”

My life was the reference point that should become the motto of all believers.

It was said that it would not be strange for growing children to read Hyde’s story and say, “I will grow up to be like Hyde!”, and that was the way it should be.

but-.

PD Baek trembled and bowed his head in front of me.

“Well, that can’t be─. This one contains content such as sex, pussy, rape, non-virginity, and eating land, but it is for all ages. Due to Korea’s publishing structure… I can’t do that. This isn’t even 15 gold… . I have to go to 19+… . There won’t be any problems. this… that… .”

What?

My novel is 19+?

“The main character doesn’t have sex with women, so does that mean I should be banned just because I mentioned sex and rape? By saying, I will rape every woman in the world?”

“That, that─.”

“Do I have to charge 19+ just for mentioning anal sex with non-virgins? Are you going to deprive the growing dream trees and sprouts of the opportunity to read my book, which will be a masterpiece and a new generation’s journey of the Pilgrim?”

Calling-.

When I opened my eyes, PD Baek didn’t know what to do.

At the same time, the people around were agitated.

This is a cafe located in a downtown area.

This is because it was a space for insiders where famous celebrities visited and often posted on Byulstagram.

“Um, what is that person? What did you just say? Sex?”

“I don’t know-. What’s going on─.”

“Wow, is this really a true story?”

In an instant, people’s eyes were focused on me.

He must have realized that I am better than anyone else, that I am pious, that I am a great priest, and that I am the best writer in the world.

Being popular and famous was tiring.

Producer Baek Gu-geum, who could be called a handsome young man, turned very red.

Soon, Secretary General Mun Hak-beom, a major figure in the Korean publishing industry, will also “This person! How can you judge someone to be 19 if there is no sex involved? If you think about it that way, what would Lolita or Chunhyangjeon be like as literary books?”, he scolded Baek PD.

But PD Baek “Well, that’s… .” I was very restless.

I decided to teach him.

“You probably think the word is sensational. Does that mean that just because I mention sex and cock-pussy rape in this cafe, does it mean that this cafe should be an adults-only space?”

“… that… .”

“Baekgugeum PD. You are a being born of sex. Doesn’t that mean you shouldn’t show your face to young children?”

“… … .”

“When you look at young children, do you think about the sex they were born with? Looking at newlyweds, do you think they are having sex every day and decide that they are not suitable for viewing by teenagers? no-. Probably not. We are all sex. So, all ages.”

Is it because I heard a sermon filled with the essence of my faith that even the emperor who ruled the world could not hear? PD Baek was now in tears.

Realizing one’s mistakes and repenting with tears was the attitude of a good believer.

When I thought it would be a good idea to make PD Baek my baptism, someone said to me:

“Hey! Since I was telling you earlier, the non-virgin and anal sex sounds so disgusting that I’m dying! I don’t see people whispering… !? Are you sexually harassing me now? He’s not a complete idiot!”

She was a woman who appeared to be a cafe customer.

I couldn’t understand.

“Is anal sex with a non-virgin dirty? Is this a story we shouldn’t hear? Is this something that should not be said? So let me ask you one question. Are you a virgin?”

Thump-.

Truth splits wood like silent lightning.

At my question, the woman blushed as if she realized something.

“Mu, what? What did you say!? under? What the fuck are you saying now? What the fuck?! You fucking bastard! What’s wrong with being a virgin? This crazy dog! ”

“Why do you curse just for asking about a virgin? Ah, now I get it. I will ask everyone here. Are you all virgins?”

A lazy afternoon on a weekday.

The sex ratio of famous cafe customers was 8:2.

The woman was 8, and I smelled it once.

“It smells.”

I, Hyde, was more pious than anyone else and dreamed of becoming a great priest, and I had the talent to distinguish between virgins and non-virgins within a 50-meter radius by smelling them.

It was a gift that everyone who dreamed of becoming a priest should have, and I called it the ‘gift of discerning non-virgins.’ However, there were no virgins here.

Not a single one!

“It is deplorable that there is no virgin in the world! But why is the birth rate so low? What foolish, stupid people you are! So, are you calling sex dirty? These unholy bitches!”

“What, what’s wrong? What are these people like?”

“Shut up! You non-virgin bitch! If I, Hyde, had not freed people from the law, non-virgin bitches like you would have been stoned to death according to the old law! So I am your lifesaver! You ungrateful bitch!”

Whisper-.

I grabbed the chest of the noisy bitch.

“Aaaagh!”

“Khaha! Any woman who has her breasts squeezed is nothing more than a bitch who can’t do anything! Take a good look everyone! This is the correct way to use your chest!”

Casting Casting Casting Casting -.

“Yay! Ugh, stop it, you crazy-sigh, someone is calling the police—what are they doing… Ah!”

Looking at that scene, Director Munhak-beom’s eyes flashed brightly and he shouted with joy.

“Look at that! This is Rust’s secret story, “Squeezing a Milk Jug!” Me, I, Munhakbeom, know! Rust will spread sex to the world through this cafe! Everyone, open your ears and pussy and listen!”

It was like that.

I was thinking of taking this cafe seat and saying something.

A true prophet must be able to turn any place into a place of worship.

Sze-.

I climbed up on the cafe table and shouted.

“Is it dirty to talk about sex, non-virgins, and virgins? So, as non-virgins, shouldn’t you go around without showing your face to the outside world for the rest of your life? You walking pornography!”

I thought it was a very cool sermon.

The last episode should be included in the side story.

“The 12,000th baptist Munhakbeom! The story just now will be included in a newly published spinoff! And spread the word by distributing it for free to kindergartens, daycare centers, and daycare centers across the country!”

“Oooooh… ! You’re going to distribute this precious story for free… ! Truly, Mr. Rust is a merciless yet merciful whim! Everyone let out a shout of joy! Arrr!”

“Arrrr!”

“ character. Baby, what’s wrong! Let’s get out of here! Let’s get out of here!”

“Shut up, you non-virgin bitch! You said you never had a boyfriend, and that I was your first boyfriend, so why don’t you have a hymen!”

“So, while riding a bicycle─.”

“Noisy! Squeezing the milk jug!”

“Aaaagh!”

The cafe became very noisy.

By nature, a passionate worship scene is not quiet and solemn, but is full of grace and spirituality and is noisy like a rock star’s concert.

“Then, everything we see here is over. The life of a superstar is always busy.”

My heart was already filled with excitement as I thought about the story of my life itself spreading across the world to all ages and giving dreams and hope to children in kindergartens and daycare centers across the country.

It would not be unreasonable for the new generation of children to have Hyde as their No. 1 future dream.

Sze-.

I am now out of the cafe.

Munhakbeom followed behind me and said.

“Rust, are you planning to go to church today? Are you planning to find the non-virgins hiding in the church, scold them, make them repent, and forgive them?”

Find the non-virgins hidden in the church -.

This was my missionary work often in the 21st century.

Is there any missionary work more important than going to church, sniffing out unmarried non-virgins and saying “this bitch is a non-virgin!”?

I could tell by smelling how many times a woman had had sex and when she last had sex.

Of course, this was also a virtue that anyone who dreamed of becoming a godly and great pastor should have.

How dare you have a non-virgin hiding in the church?

Openly revealing their sins and repenting will save their souls!

So I liked to accuse non-virgins hiding in the church.

But, unfortunately, I didn’t have time today.

“I’m heading back today.”

“Indeed… ! Also, this is just a personal question, but will sex be included in the side story being written this time? I mean sexual intercourse. Can the main character, Hyde, have sex?”

“It is─.”

# # #

Sze-.

I returned to urban sodomy through the door of my room.

Today, after evangelizing the corrupt and disobedient 21st century, I was quite tired.

“Rust! I’ve been waiting! I will carry your luggage for you!”

Sze-.

Hans, the Chief Baptist, walked towards me and took the bag and laptop from my hands. Then he walked one step behind me and spoke carefully.

“We, the baptists, found what Mr. Rust said… !”

“Ah-. Finally!”

Wow-.

I clenched my fists.

“So you found it! it’s okay. Good job. Hans, you are indeed my chief baptist!”

“For me, just being able to be with my master is already an infinite honor… !”

Hans was so impressed that he fell flat on the floor.

Looking at that scene, Galatea gritted her teeth.

“Hans received praise… . The number of compliments you received was one more than mine… ! Mr. Rust, I can accept everything you do without any hassle… !”

It was Galatea who smiled.

Does this mean you want to have sex with me?

Actually, it was natural.

I was a man better than anyone else.

Just as Joseph, who was favored by the Lord Elohim, was flirted with and tempted by all the women, it was natural that I, who was superior to Joseph, was urged to have sex by all the women.

but-.

It was decided from the beginning that my first sex would be with my wife.

I spoke while wearing a red robe.

“Where is the Great Hwandan, one of the three gods of the Uniger royal family?”

The king’s treasure is said to turn even a sickly old man into a superman like Hercules!

If we had that, we could live!