Chapter Index

    “If you ask where I saw it, I assume you will answer!”

    Although I reflexively made a joke, my first words with Eve were very meaningful. In the first place, I uttered Hawa-wah, the signature line of the streamer Hawa-wah, a female high school student who had served in the military, but I don’t know why the response came back asking where I saw it.

    Did you remember seeing me in the game? There were a lot of people in the community who wanted to stab me, so I tried to make them as dissimilar to me as possible in customizing games.

    If I lie, I might be exposed, so I have to tell the truth.

    “This will be your first time seeing me. But I kept watching you.”

    I don’t know about Eve, but it was a long time ago when I watched it as a constellation. When I was a newbie to fighting games, the streamer I looked up for as reference was Hawaii.

    So my style resembles Hawaii. Because I was Cheongchuleoram, I improved a lot and took the top spot in the rankings, but anyway, Hawaii was my teacher when I was a newbie.

    “Hmm… It’s strange. I’m sure I saw it somewhere.”

    Eve did not believe me and continued to doubt me. Which game did I make a similar karma to? Or did Hawaii see a man like me who was handsome, charming, dandy, and the list of his strengths was endless?

    A person who appealed to being a virgin broadcaster and didn’t even do the usual We Got Married content, met a man. After all, you shouldn’t believe the streamer’s words, ‘I’ve never had a boyfriend.’

    Who would have thought that even Hawaii, who was breaking the heads of unicorns around the world, would do this. Even if it wasn’t the man I was meeting, I was shocked by the duplicity.

    Because what Hawaii said earlier was a typical work comment. You see the constellation and immediately take action. If [Getting Pregnant] hadn’t informed us that Eve was a virgin, we would have canceled the sponsorship.

    “Stop chatting. Let’s deal with that beast quickly.”

    “If you were a constellation, wouldn’t you kill a beast like that quickly? Why are you in such a hurry?”

    “Ask because you don’t know?”

    “I’m asking because I don’t know, right?”

    What Eve said was right. When I thought about it calmly, I realized that Eve didn’t know about the bet I made with Cheonsol and others. Should I have just let you know?

    no. If Hawaii had a lot of evil power, the moment it heard that there was a bet, it would have been lazy until another sponsor attacked the 10th floor and went up to the 11th floor.

    To viewers who asked why I didn’t go up, they said, ‘Ah, the Constellation made a bet with me? I probably made an excuse like, ‘I don’t want to let a crazy person win~’.

    It was a terrible family to even imagine. I rolled up my sleeves and approached the beast.

    -★★★★★

    As the beast cried, the sound of rolling stars rang out. As I approached the cowering animal, I took a composition that would clearly show its wide back.

    What if Hawaii, who had been working on it from the beginning, falls in love? I hope that by becoming a constellation, I can make my name known widely.

    Cheonsol and Lulu were so popular that they found other sponsors. I didn’t like the guys who called my name and asked me to give them strength because they all had screws missing.

    If you have some talent, you might be disappointed with your appearance, but if you have good looks, you won’t be able to fight, so you won’t get angry. It would be nice to expand the talent pool and find some decent sponsors.

    -★★★★★

    When it got within range of the beast, it growled and inflated the scales on its neck. Countless battle experiences helped him figure out what to do next.

    So I just kept walking. The beast launched its scales. If it had been Hawaii, it would have been sharp enough to pierce my skin and cut my bones, but it didn’t even scratch my skin; it only made a hole in my clothes.

    I was satisfied to see the naturally exposed muscles. This is why I came out without any equipment. If you don’t show off the muscles that [Diamond Buddha] built at this time, when will you show them off?

    Step by step

    As I walked away without any damage, the frightened animal swung its front paw. I showed Hawaii, a fake man, what a true man is.

    Okay.

    The front paw touched the head, but no damage was done. Let alone any damage, there was no stopping power. I pushed the beast’s front paws away just by walking.

    “No… damn munchkin…”

    Eve’s exclamation could be heard from behind. okay. So admire and praise me.

    “But why does it seem familiar the more I look at it? Especially that mound looks so familiar.”

    It must be similar to my father’s back. no. Hawaii once told a story about being an orphan on air. Did you say that this was the first generation of test-tube babies that was experimentally implemented by the government?

    While watching it live, I suspected that they might be from the same orphanage, but I gave up my doubts after seeing their faces. At the orphanage where I was born and raised, there was no girl as pretty as Hawaii.

    Now that I think about it, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen the director’s face. Should I go out and play after killing the animal? This time, I have to go alone and sell memories.

    -★★★★★

    “Ah. Are you there yet?”

    I was thinking so much that I didn’t even notice the animal chewing on my head. In terms of minions, he’s a weak guy who’s not even level 1, so he doesn’t show any signs of biting.

    Let’s spit out that line before we kill him.

    “Ah… I got it roughly. Your level. It was so boring that I wanted to kill it.”

    puck

    The animal died with one punch. I roughly brushed off the silver blood on my hands and looked back at Hawaii.

    This must have been enough, right? As a constellation, let us also inspire the motivation of our sponsors.

    “Hawawa. If you try hard, you too can be like me. Because you are the successor to my talents and skills.”

    Ugh. It’s cool even if I do it. I feel drunk even though I haven’t drank. Satisfied, I waited for Eve’s reaction, but it was different from what I expected.

    “Uh, um. Constellation. Are you Korean?”

    “…”

    “No. sorry. Since you are a constellation, that can’t be possible. But you know Korean memes very well…?”

    I didn’t want to keep it a secret, but Sophia told me to reveal it as late as possible, so let’s keep it secret.

    “I enjoyed your broadcast. I learned there.”

    It wasn’t a lie. Most of the memes I know I learned from the Hawaiian broadcast. ‘I roughly understood your level’ is a line I uttered during one of the few matches in which Hawaii beat me.

    I can’t tell you how absurd it was when I watched it again. I knew well that Koreans are people who say ‘You’re not good at games’ if they win once even if they lose 99 times, but I didn’t know that I would actually be defeated.

    “Is that so? Does that make sense?”

    “Anyway, Hawaii. My time is almost over. Now that it’s goodbye, if you want to ask anything, feel free to ask. For example, how do you become strong like me?”

    “Hmm… I’m curious about that too. Crazy Human, why is your constellation name Crazy Human?”

    “…other constellations call me that.”

    “As expected.”

    What is it like? Is this the only impression you get when you see my wonderful appearance? Is it all about having a pretty face and some talent?

    Actually, that was it.

    “Is your constellation weaker than other constellations?”

    “What bullshit! Among the constellations on Earth, I am the strongest! They all lost to me! Even the harmony of yin and yang, the pure blood fighter, and the owner of the earth spirit are my daughters!”

    “Oh.”

    Hawaii shook her head. I’m not a mind reader, but I could clearly see what he was thinking. As a Korean who is serious about games, he thought, ‘My constellation is the strongest. ‘You chose well.’ You probably think the same thing.

    I understood because I was the one who chose the god with the best evaluation in Earth’s virtual reality game, similar to the constellation game.

    “Anyway, I am the best, so I work hard to promote myself. Let’s go.”

    The power of transmission enveloped me. While waiting for the return to the divine world, Hawaii urgently shouted.

    “Wait a minute! Just tell me your name!”

    “John.”

    “Yes…?”

    Eve’s eyes shook wildly. You’re probably feeling anxious too. Because rough eyes and anxious feelings are inseparable.

    Eve shouted something, but she could not be heard and returned to the divine world. When I arrived at the garden, Sophia and others surrounded me.

    Looking at his triumphant expression, I could guess what he was going to say. But I tried to look the other way.

    “What happened to everyone? I’m tired from going down and coming back, so should I go in and get some rest? Cheonsol. How about it?”

    “Gwangma. Don’t change your mind.”

    “That’s right! Gwangma is the last one!”

    The women laughed. Even Avni smiled evilly.

    “I…”

    “Furthermore, since you were in first place and Avni was in second place, you got the right to wish? In the first place, the bet wasn’t that the sponsor would ask the last person to make a wish to reach the 10th floor first.?”

    “Dad…”

    Avni made a pitiful expression. Looking at his teary eyes, I couldn’t find the words of rejection.

    “Okay. I’ll even give you the right to wish for Avni.”

    “Heehee…”

    “I’m excited! It’s a wish right! What kind of wish should I wish for Yohane? I’m already at Kii University. Eevnii, what kind of wish should you make?”

    “Secret…”

    “Then get better, it’s a secret.”

    I feel like I’ve been wronged somehow. Avni is cute so it’s okay.

    It’s unfair. The beast I caught kept summoning its minions, so it was difficult to catch it quickly.

    “Was the boss you faced as soon as you sponsored different?”

    that’s right! They say they analyze the patron’s battle patterns and skills and summon the most difficult bosses to fight!

    Was it difficult? It wasn’t that difficult since he died with one punch. It looks like Lulu is acting harshly.

    “Lulu. That’s life.”

    Hehe. I also wanted to have the right to wish. It’s so unfair.

    *

    Hawaii didn’t collect the items the boss spit out, but just looked at the place where the constellation disappeared. The shock was so great that it was difficult to think normally.

    ‘It’s John. I said it was John. It was definitely John.’

    Eve kept repeating John. A boy who grew up in the same orphanage as her. Although he was naughty, he was trusted by his nanny and was like a prince who protected Eve from the naughty kids who bullied her.

    Now I know why it felt so familiar.

    “It was John…”

    The child she thought of every time she was asked a question about her first love. Even as a child, the child who made my heart pound so much that he sometimes appeared in my dreams, but one day, his whereabouts became unknown and I could not find him.

    I don’t know how it became a constellation. There was so little information that I could only assume it had something to do with the appearance of the tower.

    Eve, who was guessing the relationship between John and the tower, scratched her head. Even if I think about it alone, I can’t come up with an answer.

    Since there is not enough information, I need to find someone who knows.

    ‘Now that I think about it, the nanny said she had good news and told me to come visit. ‘I’ll have to see my nanny’s face after a long time.’

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