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Side Story – Sex #2

When writing, it was necessary to visit the site.

The famous evangelist Paul also wrote letters to many early churches based on what he saw and heard while traveling around the world.

I was also traveling around the world to write ‘Side Story’.

Now I was evangelizing to people in lands beyond the map.

“Avaronia” is an archipelago that can be reached after crossing the southernmost sea of the kingdom for several days.

This place was full of people who lived as fishermen or in primitive villages without any religious order or knights of the kingdom.

“This is soap. Washing your hands with this will reduce your chances of getting sick. The method of making this soap is well written in my story “The Village of Back Street Nymphs”.”

Overseas missionary work.

Is this a word that makes a believer’s heart beat?

I dare say that there is not a single believer who does not wish to go abroad for missionary work.

Also, when it comes to overseas missions, rather than going to the United States, which is already the most developed in the 21st century, or Europe like the UK, the real thing is to head to these uncomfortable and barbaric remote areas.

“Hey, look at this telescope. I can see things clearly in the distance.”

“It’s fascinating. It’s amazing.”

The villages of Avalonia, an archipelago, were very happy to see the items I brought as a missionary.

Delivering good things.

The missionaries who came to Korea in the 19th century did that.

They came during difficult times and built schools and hospitals, and I reached out to the people in the same way they did.

For the first week or so, it was difficult to even talk to them…

I, Hyde, who is more faithful, pious, and loving than anyone else, have persistently preached the gospel to them over and over again, so I feel like I have been accepted to some extent now.

In particular, my novel “The Village of Back-Alley Nymphs” was very popular.

“Back alley nymph village… ! Please give me four copies!”

“I’ll give you five!”

“Everyone, please stand in line. There are still many villages of back alley nymphs left.”

It was no wonder that the book I wrote was popular.

Gold is gold wherever you go.

Because the value of truth is the same everywhere in the world.

“I especially like this “Back Alley Nymph Village.” If you tear it like this and throw it into the flame, it will burn very brightly!”

“You can also use it as wallpaper.”

“It’s perfect to use as a pot holder.”

Anyway, that’s it.

“ character. Well, since today is Sunday, let’s all go to the chapel.”

sunday.

For believers, Sunday was not just a day of the week, but the concept of the Lord’s Day.

It was the Sabbath written in the Bible, and it was also the day on which the Lord was resurrected after three days.

I preached to these “Morumoru tribe” people about the concept of the Sabbath and worship.

The chapel where such services were held was nothing more than a place with a simple cross made of wood on the eaves made of woven straw.

The people’s expressions were as enthusiastic as the bishops worshiping in the main chapel of Barakhan.

They especially had a lot of questions.

“In the Bible, it says not to commit adultery. Is having sex between married couples also adultery? I have sex with my wife Belle every day. When you die, do you go to hell?”

There were murmurs here and there.

I decided to answer as much as I know for their sake.

“It is okay for married couples to have sex. However, even if you are a married couple, you should not have sex in an overly lewd or vulgar way.”

“What are the standards for lewd and vulgar sex that should not be had between married couples?”

“Well, that’s─. For example, having sex in public outside where everyone is watching is not acceptable. Also, if a couple changes each other’s wife and husband─.”

People who immediately agree and say, “Oh!”

Someone raised their hand.

“Are you saying I shouldn’t have sex with women other than my wife?”

“No.”

“Then is it good to have multiple wives?”

“That’s okay.”

“How many wives should you have?”

“I’ll have to think about that.”

“Is it okay to have multiple husbands?”

“That is not possible.”

“What does it mean for a man to marry a man?”

“Why on earth would you do something like that?”

Soon a woman raised her hand.

It was a young woman with a pale face.

“Well, I touch and lick my husband’s dick every night… . Should I say that the feel is very good… . It’s good to go from soft to hard… But is this also biblically incorrect? ?”

Soon, many women nodded and responded, saying “I’m curious!”.

What is biblically correct sex?

No pastor ever tells this story.

I was also struggling in many ways.

“Then I will give a blessing and end the service. Moved by the name of our great Savior and the influence of the Holy Spirit─.”

When the main worship service ends, it feels like this –

Now, eating lunch prepared with great effort by the women in each village is a daily routine on the weekend.

Everyone in the village eats noodles boiled in a big pot!

“Milione! Don’t hang out, come here and give some noodles to people!”

“Psyche, do I look like I’m having fun? I’m playing with the kids! Playing with kids is my job!”

“Hyde! come here! I saved your seat!”

Psyche, Milione and Lucy.

The three women were busy placing side dishes and noodles on a large table.

This is how I live a simple life, worshiping with my loved ones, doing missionary work, and serving as a pastor.

I am now the happiest I have ever been in my life!

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“Look at this. The Morumoru tribe kids made me a doll. It’s a doll made from cotton, and its name is “Morumoru.” Isn’t it cute?”

Sze-.

Milione held out a doll made of black fluff to me.

It’s called a Morumoru doll.

“What is an anvil?”

When I asked, Milione also shrugged his shoulders.

“They don’t even know what it means. That’s why it’s called Anvil Anvil.”

Does it feel like a koala?

When I asked the native person what that was, he said ‘koala (I don’t know either)’ and it became a koala.

anyway.

night.

We shared what happened in the morning and afternoon under the tent and prepared for tomorrow.

Sze-.

Psyche, who covers the same blanket with me.

In a slightly chilly moment, Psyche’s warmth added, and when I thought it was quite warm, Psyche laughed.

“Hyde. You died and came back to life. Like that Lazarus. You’ve been dead for quite some time. Did you see heaven or hell?”

It was similar to the question asked in today’s worship service.

People liked to ask me these things after I died and came back to life.

So what is my answer─.

“Actually, I don’t remember much about that time.”

I don’t know either.

Absolutely morumoru!

“I see. It’s like that. So, today, shall we kiss each other before going to bed?”

Psyche straightened up.

Ever since I came back to life, Psyche has loved kissing me on the lips, and kissing each other is a time-honored act of affection that is even mentioned in the Bible.

Psyche’s face.

Psyche’s face was a little red in the candlelight.

Thump, pound, pound -.

Is the sound of my beating heart mine? Or Psyche’s?

“Then, I will do it.”

“Yes! I was prepared!”

Psyche closed her eyes tightly.

I gave her a kiss on the lips, and Psyche said “Oh my!” in surprise and trembled.

“I feel like my heart will explode! Hyde! Are you like that too? It’s not just me!”

Soon, Milione, who was lying on my left, woke up.

“He’s so damned! Do the damn thing! Do I really have to do that shit every night? What is a kiss? Kiss me! If you’re a couple, you have to have sex. We need to have sex!”

Milione was a very naughty girl.

How dare you disturb a couple’s loving time!

Of course, Milione was also my wife.

I married a total of three wives.

Pot-.

At that time, Milione grabbed my arm.

With that, my arm snapped and I screamed.

“Ahh! Leave this behind!”

Milione, you crazy bitch!

Are you planning to kill me?

My life is the product of a miracle and is more precious than anything else in the world!

“Hyde, you weakling! This guy, if I even catch him lightly, his whole body screams! How do you have sex like this? If I wriggle just a little bit, this guy will explode and die!”

That was it.

After obtaining the “New Holy Grail”, the bodies of Psyche, Milione, and Lucy became infinitely stronger and stronger, almost reaching the level of superhumans.

Do you know about the “First Night of Blood” incident that followed the large wedding feast held at Agarpe Estate?

… It was a memory I didn’t really want to recall.

A little bit-.

Milione’s eyes are moist with tears.

“We won’t be able to make babies! I’ll be a virgin like this until I grow old! What kind of nonsense is this? Why on earth should I remain chaste after marriage?”

It was Milione, scratching her head with both hands.

Pot-.

At that time, someone opened the tent door and came in.

It was Lucy holding a strange leather water bottle in her hand.

“Hyde! This is said to be the secret tonic of the Morumoru tribe! They say that if you drink this, your body will become strong and healthy like iron!”

Mulberry-.

When I opened the lid, a foul and bitter smell instantly filled the tent.

Both Psyche and Milione plugged their noses.

“Kook! What is it made of?”

“Lucy! What on earth did you bring!”

“Hehe, the smell is like this, but the effect is good! Hyde! Hurry up and drink!”

Bubble bubble bubble-.

The sound of boiling water and the terrible smell of the leather water bottle gave me chills.

So, when I tried to run away, Lucy shouted, “Hold Hyde’s arms and legs!” and Milione and Psyche grabbed my wrists.

Because of that, I became a sinner hanging on the cross.

A strange elixir pouring into my mouth.

“Aaagh!”

I let out a terrible scream.

It feels like pouring hydrochloric acid down my throat!

With that feeling in mind, when I somehow finished drinking the potion, Milione, who was holding my left arm, glared at me.

And then “How about it! Do you feel like your body has gotten stronger? I’ll check! I said, ” and hugged my body.

Crunch-.

It made my bones ache.

If the Moby Dick was run over by a blue whale, I would definitely feel the same way I do now.

“Aaagh!”

─This is hell.

If it continues like this, my body really won’t be able to handle it.

We have to find a way somehow!