episode_0181

“Yes, that’s King Jeong too. really. Sigh… Fuck, I watched five porn videos yesterday just to cum, so I’m so fucking tired.”

“You crazy bitch. How often do you masturbate and watch five pornographic videos? On the subject of premature ejaculation.”

“Fuck. You are the one who prematurely ejaculates. Maybe it’s because I watch porn too often now, but I don’t feel like watching regular porn. It doesn’t look good either. Well, please recommend some hot porn. My sister is going to die these days. Really.”

“Really? Then did you see that?”

“What? What kind of perverted porn are you going to recommend again?”

“ Hey, really, don’t say anything if you haven’t seen that! Do you know Shimiken? A white and bad-looking AV actor.”

“Of course, if you don’t know Simiken, you’re a spy. Are you kidding me?”

“Yes. That Shimiken oppa appears, well. A whopping 1 to 100!”

“What! 1 to 100?”

“Uh, that wasn’t just an ignorant joke, I left Shimiken oppa in the park with only a white shirt on. Let’s release 100 sex-starved ladies in that park. So, it’s about Simiken being gang-molested every time he gets caught by Missy ladies. A real piece of shit…”

Then, suddenly, a familiar voice came from behind Si-eun.

“Huh? What are you talking about so interestingly? Si-eun? Let’s listen together too.”

When Si-eun, who was surprised, turned around, Yoo Si-won, who looked even more bewitching and sexy today, was standing there smiling.

* * * * *

“Siwon, Siwon!”

Si-eun, who found me, was startled and took a step back.

Uddangtangtang.

I fell off the chair I was sitting on.

Why are you so surprised that you got caught talking about a pornographic video of someone being sexually assaulted?

It’s not like you’re actually being sexually harassed, but it’s a Go-Stop video that’s all made up anyway.

Moreover, it is natural for a 20-year-old with a lively pussy to watch such porn.

But here, I have to pretend not to notice so the kids won’t be embarrassed.

“Hey, Si-eun. What movie did you talk about that made you so surprised? Wasn’t it about a martial arts movie about 100 to 1 fights? Oh, but these days, Chinese martial arts movies are all made with wires attached to them to fly around, and are plastered in sloppy 3D, so they’re not fun at all.”

“Yeah, right? I said it wasn’t fun either, but Ha-eun kept recommending it.”

“Me, me?!”

Ha-eun got up from her seat in surprise.

But Si-eun noticed and elbowed his side! When I prod him, he quickly improvises and continues the conversation.

“Uh, uh! yes. I recommended it. hey! In the first place, I don’t watch Takko brothers’ movies for fun. It’s a matter of loyalty! Aren’t Kangho’s duties to be maintained!”

Well, it is the duty of a strong man!

If you want to protect Kang-ho’s duties, let me tell you the pornographic product number that Si-eun mentioned earlier.

I think it would be fun to get picked on by Misses in a 1 to 100 match.

“By the way, why hasn’t Yu Seol-hwa arrived yet? Siwon, the flower at our drinking party, has already arrived. Anyway, there is a reason for being bullied. how? Should I at least make a phone call?”

While saying that, Ha-eun fiddles with her cell phone to make a call.

However, Si-eun dissuades Ha-eun from doing so.

“Ah, Seolhwa is going to be late because she wants to be late. There must be a reason. Let’s have a drink together first and wait. It’s okay. Siwon?”

“Huh? huh. Okay, okay. Let’s order basic snacks, soju, and beer first. Since the lady looks like she’s busy, I’ll bring the menu.”

As she stands up and says that, Si-eun whispers into Ha-eun’s ear.

“Hey, are you crazy? Why are you calling Seolhwa? It would be better if Seolhwa didn’t come. There’s no need to bother sending him off by making him drink first. Siwon, you, and I, how often do we get a chance to drink together like this?”

“Ah. right. That’s right. Fuck, anyway, I’m good at things like this. Even when you say something, try to use your head like this. Stop trolling.”

“Crazy. You are the troll, am I the one? Fuck, even if you hadn’t said let’s eat a dragon yesterday, wouldn’t our team have won? I was eating dragons for no reason and the entire tower was taken out. Oh really.”

“You crazy bitch. Was it time to eat the dragon? Even if we had just gone to Mastery and blocked it, we would have eaten the dragon and blocked the tower. Anyway, Mastery, you motherfucker.”

Mastery is always criticized no matter whether you do it well or not.

“Guys. Shouldn’t we order one snack? What do you want to eat?”

“Uh. Siwon-ah. Siwon orders something good. It’s okay to be expensive, so it’s worth it! Because Ha-eun, who can’t talk, is shooting anyway.”

“This is it until the end! Oh, I didn’t say this to Siwon, so don’t misunderstand. Siwon orders what he wants to eat. Because we are okay. Would you like to eat pasta or scoopable pizza, something that men like?”

No, pizza or pasta that you eat while drinking.

Are you sane?

“Hey, not like that. Somaek is served with pork ribs. Kingjeong?”

“Huh? Pork makchang? Haeun and I like it, but will Siwon be okay with it? They say men don’t eat food because it smells bad. Aren’t you pushing yourself too hard because of us?”

“What is a crowd? Well then, I’ll order 3 servings of pork makchang. Call?”

“Uh. Call!”

“Pork makchang is awesome! As expected, Siwon is different from other boys who only pretend to be noble.”

After ordering, soju and beer came out.

Gurgling!

Si-eun pours beer into a cup filled with cool ice and tries to pour soju into a soju glass.

Tap Si-eun’s hand! He holds it and says.

“Sieun! The first drink is honey! For your first drink, I’ll make you a fantastic Siwon honey wine!”

Actually, I’ve been drinking a lot lately, but only with Yasuyong girls.

It’s been a while since Si-eun and Ha-eun drank with guys who were just boyfriends, so they naturally got excited. After all, the world cannot live solely on sex.

Beer in a glass with ice.

Pour more beer and soju in a ratio of 9 to 1.

Then, the refreshing honey wine that shines brightly and passes down your throat is ready!

In fact, even in the world I originally lived in, I was good at making honey wine and received some praise from my seniors.

“Wow, Siwon is really amazing. The man knows how to make honey wine.”

“If you see returning students, you’ll probably pee yourself, right?”

Si-eun and Ha-eun are overly impressed by the honey wine I made.

I’m also excited.

“Now, you know that the first drink is a one shot, right? I’m sad to leave it behind! ruler! Ta-da!”

“As expected, Siwon! It’s hot!”

“Ta-da!”

Knock, knock, knock!

Gulp!

Me, Si-eun, and Ha-eun took a shot of honey liquor filled with refreshing beer.

The drinking atmosphere is already good.

And the snacks that come out right away.

“Now~ Seeing our cute student, this sister served 3 servings of pork, which was like 5 servings~”

It’s not that it’s not real, it’s pork makchang piled high on an iron plate.

Do you think that if you do business like this, you’ll eat everything up?

Although you will never want to yas at its face, give it + points for the fact that you fed it a lot.

“Thank you. Sister. I will come here often with my friends.”

“Ugh. okay. If I have a hard time, I come alone. If my older sister comes alone, I will provide unlimited drinks.”

The bar lady said that and even winked.

I would have felt better if it had been a pretty older sister, but where is this?

When I think about it, I remember that even in the world I used to live in, if a pretty girl showed a little cuteness to the owner of a bar, she would get unlimited refills of snacks. And now, in places where men and women are reversed, if a cute-looking boy goes and shakes his butt and shows cuteness, the owner is ready to pull out the roots of the bar pillars.

“Hey. really. Is that the aunt we used to know? When the two of us come here, you’re so impressed that we only order the cheapest snacks and drink soju, right?”

“That’s right. Is this really a Udor-level attitude change? Anyway, I will have to come here often for drinks with Siwon. Treating people like real people is wrong. A treat.”

Praise from Si-eun and Ha-eun.

I don’t feel bad because I feel like I’ve become an insider.

The delicious smell of pork belly.

I can’t stand this!

I added Cheongyang peppers and finely chopped chives to the makjang according to my taste, stirred it, then dipped in the makjang and put it in my mouth.

This taste!

The more you chew, the more the flavor doubles, and the juicy flavor keeps you craving it!

It’s delicious!

Si-eun and Ha-eun also pick up makchang with chopsticks and put it in their mouths, chewing it and savoring its taste.

“Wow! Was the makchang here so delicious? It’s killing me today. Really.”

“Hey, that aunt! I feel completely betrayed. The difference in quality between what they gave us so far and the makchang that came out when I came with Siwon today is crazy!”

Judging from Si-eun and Ha-eun’s story, it seems that the makchang prepared with great care by the restaurant lady today is completely different from the makchang that Si-eun and Ha-eun usually eat.

“Hey~ Eat a lot. many. Drink today and die! No need to go home!”

“Carrots! If you go home today, you’ll be a traitor! The snacks are so good because of Siwon, but the alcohol just goes down all the way. All the way! All the way! Siwon, drink up. Drink! Don’t worry, drink it. If Si-won gets drunk, Si-eun and I will take him home safely by taxi.”

Si-eun and Ha-eun exchange glances as if they had planned this in advance and raise their glasses.

“Ugh. okay. ruler. What a thing! Whoever vomits first today gets the second shot!”

But if you’re a drunk, you can’t beat a Korean man!

Even though this is a world where men and women are reversed, I don’t want to lose to women by drinking.

As I was drinking with Si-eun and Ha-eun, the night was getting deeper and deeper.

But, at that time.

The door to the fusion bar opened.

And then there is a beautiful girl with long black hair who is as beautiful as a doll, emitting its own light as if light pouring into the dark sky.

My eyes are naturally fixed on her.