episode_0175

As I was stroking Avni’s head, I heard a cheeky sound.

“Hey! Kim Yohan!”

The voice was familiar, but the content inside was unfamiliar. Avni also seemed not to understand what she heard.

After confirming that there was nothing wrong with each other’s ears, we checked the source of the voice.

A Kim dwarf with a full beard was accompanying a dwarf with a relatively sparse beard.

“Kim Dwarf…”

“Haha! Yes it is me! Kim Dwarf! It’s been a while!”

Why does he keep speaking informally? Have I eaten the dreaded honey chestnuts so long ago that I have forgotten what they taste like?

It might be possible with Kim Dwarf’s low intelligence. Avni stroked her fist as if she knew how I felt.

You can even infuse spirit power into a chestnut that hurts even when you just hit it. Even though she is my daughter, she has grown up really well.

“Ebni. Watch carefully and use it when Rirota rebels.”

“Yes…”

As I approached him, exaggeratedly relaxing his shoulders, Dwarf Kim smiled awkwardly.

“Ha.ha.ha! really! This is the youngest member of our workshop! Greetings, maknae!”

“Human craftsman friend! And the elf craftsman’s nephew! nice to meet! I am Iseraka and Dominapu of the Black Anvil Tribe!”

“What…?”

“Iserakawa Dominafu!”

It was difficult to memorize because it was a needlessly long and irregular name. Can not help it.

“Eid Warp. Close your eyes for a moment.”

“Id warp!”

Eidwarf was startled and jumped up. Avni looked at the dwarf who was smaller than her, probably because it was cute how she was jumping around.

“You gave me the same nickname you gave me! Human craftsman friend! I want to give you a nickname too!”

“…”

What did Dwarf Kim say that made him look at me so favorably? When I looked at him in bewilderment, Kim Dwarf moved his arms vigorously.

I can’t sign language? The moment I was about to scold him, a voice came through the ground.

-Please just take a look! I want to save face in front of the deputy commander! I will do whatever you ask me to do, so please!

“…Sure.”

Dwarf Kim may have been obnoxious, but he was still a member of the cult who served Cheonsol. really. Are you still a religious person?

If you ask me later and I say no, I will have to pay you back with interest for the honey chestnuts I missed today.

“Human, craftsman, friend. What do you think of Jang-in-gu together?”

“Just call me Yohan.”

“Why?”

“If you want to call me John, you bastard.”

In all my life, I have never seen a nickname worse than a crazy person.

“Senior! You can call me Yohan too!”

“Yeah, right. Congratulations.”

“Yay!”

As Eidwarp jumped up and down, the customers waiting for the workshop’s items chuckled.

“Cook…”

Avni also joined the chuckling ranks. Laughter. It’s the same as other people’s laughter.

Abni, who had laughed for several days at once, whispered to me.

“Aunt…”

“Dwarf aunt is cute?”

Was Eidwarf a woman? If you look closely, you can see that it has a very feminine shape. The muscles are tightly compressed rather than convex, the beard is thin, and the voice is a bit thin…

But dwarves really suck. I have an aesthetic sense that allows me to find charm in any race, but when it comes to races that look similar to humans, I judge their beauty based on humans.

Platvice, who had failed to get pregnant because of a condom, had shiny skin but had pretty eyes and face, a good body, and all golden hair, so she had a unique charm.

Legacy sucked because he was human except for his head, arms, tail, and lower thighs.

Besides that, each has its own charm… Dwarves are an eternally impossible race unless they shave their damn beards.

“But is it okay for you guys to fool around here? Looks like you’re busy.”

“Ah!”

No sooner had the foolish Kim Dwarf sighed than a sharp shout came from inside the workshop.

“Kim Dwarf! Dominafu! Come in quickly and get to work!”

“Yes, yep! John! It was nice to see you after a long time!”

Kim Dwarf and Eidwarp hurriedly entered the workshop. I also followed. This is because I wanted to let Kim Dwarf know about the embarrassment that follows someone who says goodbye.

“Huh? Our human artisan friend!”

The workshop leader recognized me and greeted me warmly. The fact that he didn’t stop hammering while saying hello showed how busy he was.

“Our Abni is here too! Abni! How are you?”

“Yes…”

“Elves are hated, but Avni is always cute! Abni! Look over there! We prepared your favorite cashew nuts! Originally, we were going to eat together, but as you can see, I was too busy.”

“What? Avni came? Abni! I also prepared cacao powder! Drink it with water!”

“Ebni?”

“Ebni!”

Even though the dwarves were busy working, they somehow managed to say a word to Avni. It was like fans who went to a fan meeting to meet their idols.

“Dad…”

Ebni, who had been harassed by the dwarves, proudly declared in front of me. The sensitive dwarf burst into tears.

“Abni…! You’ll do the work for us! You really grew up well!”

“My human artisan friend doesn’t even look at me because the quota is over! Sigh…”

“Even if you say that, it won’t help.”

Unlike Avni, who was idle, I had a lot to do. I asked the dwarf captain for a favor.

“Please take care of Avni. I’ll come pick you up when I’m done with my work.”

“Abni is all grown up now, so she can go home alone, right?”

“No…”

Avni puffed out her cheeks as if she was pouting. The dwarf captain was desperate.

“I’m sorry, Abni. Do you still want to go home with dad?”

“Yes…”

“Then, let’s work together with aunt until dad comes back?”

“Yes…!”

I left the workshop and left Avni behind. Somehow, I feel like a father who leaves his child at a children’s home and goes to work.

It’s a workshop, not a children’s home, and you earn a fortune by working, so you’re a princess maker?

The creator of the classic game must have been a pioneer ahead of his time.

Finally, after seeing the workshop building, we moved to the meeting place. Chacha, who was sitting sullenly on a bench in the park, noticed me and jumped up.

-Gwangma!

“Chacha!”

Chacha ran up to me and hugged me tightly. Chacha’s body temperature could be felt because he was wearing regular clothes instead of armor.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t feel the softness of my chest. Instead, I felt a hard sensation, including my bra.

“Chacha.”

-Let’s stay like this just a little bit longer.

“Yes.”

I was trying to stroke Chacha’s hair, but I noticed that the styling was done with a lot of force, so I held back.

It looks like you made it up as a first date. It was only after we left the warm hug that I was able to take a look at Chacha’s outfit.

-…

Chacha wore a princess-style dress. The neck was cut into a U-line, exposing the pale skin and deep collarbones characteristic of undead, but barely covering the cleavage.

Her breasts were very full, but from what I felt when we hugged her earlier, there was a little bit of puff in them. The waist was also tightened with a corset, and the skirt was so full, like the medieval nobles seen in movies, that it looked uncomfortable to walk on.

-Why… are you looking at me like that… is it strange that the Death Knight wears clothes like this…?

“I was mesmerized by how well they fit together. You looked cool when you wore the armor, but you look cute dressed up like this?

-…

Chacha grabbed my hand for no reason. His grip was so strong that if he were an ordinary person, his hand bones would have been crushed.

-This is the robe I often wore when I was alive! Of course it will suit you!

“Okay. cute. But did you wear it like this alone?”

-There are quite a few undead who serve me in Chichi King’s divine world. I left it to them. I haven’t dressed up since I became undead, but I haven’t forgotten.

“I should say thank you to them. Thanks to you, I saw Princess Chacha.”

-Don’t make fun of me!

As I was walking through the park, teasing ChaCha, I felt strange gazes on me. I wanted to check, but I didn’t see anyone unusual.

-Why but?

“I felt like someone was looking at me.”

-Gwangma is famous, so of course people will look at it. Well, I found out about a good undead restaurant. Come with me.

“Is that so? I guess so.”

*

-Skelskel

The skeleton served white soup made with bones. Soup was served in a bowl shaped like a skull and placed on a table shaped like a coffin.

-Skelkelkel

-thanks.

Chacha received a bead with white vapor billowing out of it. When I put a straw into a bead and sucked on it, the steam was absorbed by Chacha.

-It’s delicious, as expected! It’s Gwangma. You too, hurry up. The bone soup here touches the soul!

“Yes.”

The soup was better than I expected. Even if you search all the seolleongtang restaurants on the planet, it would be difficult to find a place that tastes this good.

“Can it be delivered here? I will have to order delivery from here again in the future.”

-do. We end the day with the house’s spiritual beads or bone soup.

“Thanks to you, I found a good restaurant.”

-There is also a menu for vampires here, so you can come with Cheonsol. I want to have a meal with the three of us later.

“That would be nice though.”

It was my first time meeting Chacha alone, so I thought it would be awkward, but the conversation continued without interruption.

-really. How is your sponsor these days? My patron mastered necromancy, summoned the weakest skeleton in our god world, and made a contract with it.

“Is that okay?”

-This is possible because your goddess has designated the undead world as Chichi King’s divine realm. Other sponsors also followed my advice and tried to create a connection with the divine world. It’s so special. So what about your sponsor?

“Um…”

I checked what Hawaii was doing.

[A crazy person advises that this is not how you catch orcs.]

[The crazy person tells him to just hit the orc’s fist because it tickles.]

-omg! I thought the orcs had something to do, but no! everyone! After I catch this, I’m going to go get the armor!

“…”

-Since you are Gwangma’s supporter, of course you will listen well.

“…Yes. If that’s what I’m saying, you’ll die.”

As I chatted and filled my stomach, I felt eyes on me again. Did you follow me from the park?

I looked around, but still. I couldn’t figure out who was looking.

“Chacha.”

-Sigh!

Chacha was watching me carefully and chewed his tongue. It doesn’t seem to hurt because it’s undead.

“Did you notice?”

-Well, did I show it off like that?

“?”

What are you talking about? Chacha, who had been hesitant, closed his eyes and shouted.

-This restaurant actually doubles as an inn! I rented a special room on the 3rd floor!

Suddenly, the desire to find the owner of the gaze disappeared.