episode_0171

The first constellation name was disturbing, and the list that followed was also abnormal.

[2. [A person who refuses to wear clothes]

[3. [Naked Paladin]

[4. [Extreme possibility]

“Pfft… Ppupptpff…”

Sophia, who was watching from the side, fell, holding her stomach. Dohoyo and Chichiking, who were peeking over their shoulders, turned their gazes with subtle expressions.

“Is that because of what kind of byeolho came out?”

Sol Cheon, who was enjoying a tea party, also stood up, probably curious about my constellation name. I looked at the screen that Cheonsol shared as if he was bragging.

[Minion – Cheonsol]

[Constellation name: Cult that rules blood]

“No. They gave Cheonsol a cute, if a bit cheesy, name, so why am I like this?”

Is it a crime to have the skill to get pregnant? Or because of the naked armor?

It was so unfair. I thought you created a lot of cool scenes. The only sin I committed was using my skills too well.

“What kind of nickname did you think Gwangma would receive?”

“At least there must be a fairy guardian.”

“Isn’t it.”

Cheonsol pointed to the name of the 8th constellation.

[8. The naked, perverted guardian of the fairies.]

[9. A person who has intercourse with a fairy.]

“This is a little different…”

“Hehe. There’s definitely a bit of an added comment.”

Cheonsol grinned. He looks like he doesn’t know what to do because it’s fun to make fun of me.

“Ugh… Sophia. Have you always thought of your minions like that?”

What does this mean again? I looked at Dohoyo and Sophia alternately, and Dohoyo giggled.

“The constellation name is determined based on big data accumulated by the system and management. In short, this is what I came up with by combining your story, which often appears on the bulletin board, and Sophia’s thoughts.”

“Ah.”

Sophia, who had been rolling around on the floor, stopped laughing.

“Oh, no! How much I thought about Yohan!”

“Like this?”

“Not really”

It may seem sincere, but it should not be overlooked. Sophia is a villain who runs two accounts. You can lie without even putting saliva in your mouth.

“If you look carefully, you can find normal constellation names!”

“Lie…”

“Is it true?”

Before I knew it, Everande also came and pointed at the screen. Chacha next to me couldn’t see what expression he was making because his face was covered with a helmet.

[10. A crazy human being loved by a goddess.]

“…”

-…

“Chacha. Just smile.”

-Puhahahahahaha!!! The expression “crazy” is never left out! Do it. I thought you were crazy from the first time I saw you!

Are you really smiling when you are told to smile? When I have sex with Chacha, I have to go as slowly as possible and torture her so much that she turns into an undead and her dry tear glands reactivate.

Even if you beg me to stop, I will never stop…

“But there are only 10. I have to go with this.”

“How about a simply crazy person? The shorter the constellation name, the more it represents the location, right? The human race on Earth will eventually realize how great Yohan is!”

“Um…”

“In the beginning, at least as a sponsor, after a few years, the number of people who want to be chosen by Yohan will increase significantly, right? I’ll guarantee this!”

“Even if humans are like that. What about the spirits of Mars? I heard a tower was built on Mars too.”

“Uh…”

Sophia brought up the screen of Mars. Cute, round spirits were hopping around the tower.

-Kyukyuk! Master of the Earth Spirit!

-Master of the Earth Spirit!

-Jjuin of the pig spirit?

“I’m a spirit, so I can’t surpass Avni’s popularity.”

Avni huffed and raised her head. Avril, who was refilling her tea, was shaking.

“I understand lightning… Why is it not so popular?”

“Only earth spirits live on Mars. are you okay. My nephew, let’s target humans.”

“Yes…”

Avni’s chin was lifted higher.

“Ranran has chosen a sponsor! Gwangma! Look!”

Ranran showed the baby sleeping peacefully in the cradle. The anger that had arisen from being attacked by the constellation name Eokka disappeared as if it had been washed away, and absurdity took its place.

“Ranran. By what standard did you calculate it?”

“Cute! He was the cutest among Korean babies!”

“Still, let’s choose a bigger one.”

“Huh? Why?”

His eyes were so innocent that I gave up trying to persuade him. If you like Ranran, that’s fine.

“Anyway, let’s go to number 1.”

Sophia’s persuasion played a decisive role. Most Koreans pursue efficiency, so even if the constellation name is a bit strange, they will choose me as long as the return is certain.

[Minion – John]

[Constellation Name: Mad Man]

[Thank you for using Constellation Game. Crazy humans can use sponsorship points to give gifts to humans.]

[If you gift a skill, talent, or item from a crazy person, the points consumed are greatly reduced.]

[Sponsorship points can be earned in battles or events, and can also be purchased with divinity.]

[Please select your sponsor!]

Who should I choose so that word will spread that I made the best choice? As I was looking through the list of recommended people, Cheonsol made a provocation.

“Gwangma. Since there is a fun game to play, why not make a bet with the main girl?”

“What bet?”

“My wife read the ‘Guide for Minions Who Enjoy Constellation Games’ and found that if a sponsor achieves their first achievement in the tower, they can create skills or items with sponsorship points. Let’s make a simple bet on whose sponsor will get to the 10th floor first.”

“Oh.”

It was a pretty tempting bet.

“If you bet, there should be a reward. What should I do?”

“Let’s make it simple with a wish ticket.”

The eyes of the minions around him suddenly changed.

I want to do it too. I want to do it too.

“Not yet…”

profit! I too will soon become an adult and receive a ticket for constellation play!

“Sophia. I heard that constellation play is good for emotional development in young minions, so why not include Lulu in it?”

“Huh? okay! Let’s play constellations, Lulu too!”

Wow! Sophia is the best!

-Lulu. I said earlier that I was the best…

Ah. Of course mom is the second best in the universe! First is Dad! Second is Mom! The third is master!

“Lulu. The main woman is also sad…”

Lulu was anxious as she was caught between her two mothers and the goddess. cute. If I had Ebrote, I would have kept it forever in a photo.

I never thought I would feel this empty space for the bulging elf man. Dog poop is also useful.

“I’ll get better. Is it okay if I join my baby?”

-It’s a pretty fun bet. I want to do the same.

I ended up betting with everyone. In this case, there is a certain sponsor to choose.

I closed the list of recommendations and found someone familiar.

*

“Ah~ The pattern is so simple, right? Stop at the top, isn’t this a ronin swordsman national combo? Are you a newbie starting your next project? A ranker who played ‘Oriental Master One’ wouldn’t use such an obvious combo, right?”

-Hawa…

-Hawa…

-Just looking at it, it looks like a newbie. As a platinum player, I don’t get hit by combos like that.

-hello. This is Harin, who came to me after watching YouTube. It’s my first time watching a live broadcast and it’s fun.

-If it’s Harin, just hit Hawaii.

In the 22nd century, Internet broadcasting went beyond the Bloody Ocean and transformed into a Hell Ocean. Against slim odds, the broadcaster who grew to become a so-called conglomerate defeated his opponent without getting hit even once.

When the score screen appeared after the matching was completed, she was greeted with the title of Grandmaster. An honorable title given only to the top ranked person.

Broadcaster Hawawa let out a sigh so small that it could not be heard through the microphone.

‘The game is no fun without that bastard.’

When it’s there, it’s maddening, but when it’s not there, it’s empty. The game became too easy once the human who always stopped her from competing for first place disappeared.

-Hawawa… Grand Master Hawawajangin Geosiao…

It wasn’t fun, so I didn’t have the energy to broadcast any more. It must have been over 6 hours since the broadcast started. It’s time to put an end to it.

“I’ll take a short break and end the broadcast.”

-I’m here now?

“Replay coming soon. Watch it again.”

Chats and emoticons about being cold and lonely came up all over the place. She stared at the title of Grandmaster.

It wasn’t my first time seeing it. Hawaii was a rare species that was good at games even though it was a woman. Not only was he better than most men, but he also ranked high in the rankings and received professional offers several times.

Until that bastard showed up, I took first place in the rankings as if I were eating a meal. She quickly gained popularity because she had good looks and was good at games.

Some people who were jealous of her brought in novels with the tag ‘TS’ and asked, ‘Isn’t that actually a man, but he changed his sex and pretended to be a woman?’ They framed him for this, but he brought in past photos and explained it.

The unicorns’ anger at seeing the boy pictured with them was explained away with an RPG game. In fact, viewers who saw the scene of taming a mount that could not be tamed unless you were a virgin had their heads broken.

Hawaii, who was a pretty successful streamer before, but grew into one of the few major streamers in Korea due to two controversies, recalled a friend she used to have.

‘How does John live?’

I went from the same orphanage and was my best friend from elementary school, but I lost contact with him after becoming an adult. Does the nanny know? I have to see my nanny soon.

The moment I opened my mouth to fill the empty sound. The sound pierced my ears.

[Thank you for using the district beta test. Now, with the official launch of Earth, one content has been updated.]

[Once you reach the top of the tower, one wish will come true. I hope you enjoy the content.]

“Who is it? Someone did something stupid again.”

Hawawa thought one of the viewers was playing a prank on Donero. However, the reaction in the chat window was different.

-What just happened? I was talking about beta, official, etc.

-I don’t know what it was, but the voice was pretty. It seems prettier than Hawaii.

“No. Guys. I’m a person who doesn’t get humiliated even when I’m with an idol. How can you rub just by hearing your voice?”

I was half relieved that I wasn’t the only one who heard strange noises. Hawaii, half filled with anger due to the remaining malicious viewers, spoke passionately.

“So, the strongest girl in the province like me…”

-The ‘strongest’ in the province

-I don’t say it’s the best because I have a conscience. The strongest is right haha.

“No…”

Eve, who was acting aggrieved because she thought she had been caught, discovered a strange message.

[The constellation ‘Mad Man’ is paying attention to you.]

“Do you see this?”

-Muyo.

-trot. Eve finally got mentally ill.

“No. A crazy person is paying attention to me?”

-2 steps. Eve, go crazy. Harin people are shocked.

During the frantic chat, the Done that Hawaii wanted came out. When Eve saw the long story about a tower being built and whatnot, she felt the so-called angle.

‘I don’t know what it is, but isn’t this the first content?’

“First of all, Done is a van. Just rest for 5 minutes.”

Hawawa, who personally fed the grateful viewers with food, read the message again. The name ‘Crazy Man’ was a bit harsh, but the streamer’s sense blinded him.

“Just pay attention and say something.”

[A crazy person wants to sponsor you. Do you want to accept it?]

“Accept.”

My heart throbbed and I felt a strange sensation. My body, which had become a mess due to a job that required staying up all night every day, felt revitalized.

[The crazy human gave you ‘Iron Man’ and ‘Holy Armor’ as a gift.]

[The crazy person recommends using Holy Armor, saying it is an active skill.]

[The crazy person’s eyes shine with anticipation.]

I still don’t know what it is, but it seemed like a constellation that knew broadcasting well. Giving me something that I can show visibly as a gift.

‘I don’t know who it is, but thank you.’

If it’s fake, you’ll have to write it off and visit a psychiatrist, but if it’s real, you’ll repay it someday.

“Holy Armor.”

I didn’t think about how to use the skill. People who enjoy virtual reality games are treated like fools if they don’t know how to use the skills.

[The true name of the sacred armor hidden by the constellation is revealed.]

[Holy Armor -> Naked Armor]

“No. Wait…”

I was embarrassed and kicked the chair, but ended up shaking hands. Hawaii saw on the broadcast screen that her clothes had disappeared and a hazy mass, like an AV mosaic, was covering her naked body.

-What???

-omg…

-Wow lol

-Pfft.

-Nong hahaha

-I grabbed the clip right away hahaha water polo hahahaha

The lump disappeared and armor appeared, but it was not broadcast on the broadcast screen. Hawaii screamed as she looked at the message window that appeared on the black screen.

“Ssivaaaal! What the fuck are these sensational broadcasts!!! The mosaic covered everything!!!”

[The crazy person clutches his stomach and bursts into laughter.]