Chapter Index

    The moment our lances crossed, time stretched out. In a slow passage of time that felt as if each second had been split hundreds of times, the intentions of three creatures intersected.

    Ciri realized that Lance was targeting her. She shot a murderous look and slightly twisted her lance.

    Then, pressure was applied to my lance, which had passed by just a piece of paper. The intention was to change the path heading towards the heart and only give up the shoulder.

    Because the buff was removed by having condom sex with Platvice, Ciri’s power was much stronger. Even though I gritted my teeth, I couldn’t stop Lance from being pushed out.

    Special measures were needed. He pulled the lance towards his body and clipped the handle to his side. The strongly fixed lance could no longer be pushed out.

    -You can’t ignore me!

    While the knight fought, the vehicles did not sit still. To be precise, only Legacy, which was strong enough to follow a high-level fight, did not sit still.

    Legacy opened his mouth and spouted fire. The flames that spewed out like a flamethrower roasted the Lesser Dragon and Siri until golden brown.

    As the smell of burning protein was strong, Siri had no choice but to use the skill.

    “Dragon Skin.”

    Red scales sprouted on Siri and the Lesser Dragon’s skin. Thanks to the scales, which have a strong fire-retardant effect, Legacy’s breath has become useless, but the use of the skill has made the lance’s control unskilled.

    My firmly fixed lance pushed Siri’s away. Although it became shorter due to pulling, Siri’s lance was also similar in length because the end had melted off.

    Because of that, a moment of time arose. Legacy turned his head to see Lance dropping molten iron on his forehead.

    Siri leaned down and snapped her fingers. The lance was fired, ignoring the laws of physics.

    “Sun point breakthrough!”

    The lance, which became a beam of light, pierced through Legacy. Legacy did not lose his fighting spirit despite having a huge hole in his body.

    Quack

    -Kyaaa…

    The lesser dragon that had its head bitten off screamed. Only after both vehicles were neutralized did my lance reach Ciri.

    Crackling

    Lance, who was born with one arm eaten, crushed the left half of Siri’s body. Siri, who had lost one arm and shoulder, glared at me.

    -Please come back!

    The Legacy and Lesser Dragon disappeared at the same time. We aimed at each other as we fell.

    He retrieved the lance and stabbed it. Siri took out her secondary weapon, a sword, and barely managed to block it.

    Because there was no one to support each other, the strength was not exerted properly. We were slightly pushed back by the impact and fell to the ground.

    thud!

    “Wow!”

    “Pfft…”

    Heavy pain swept through my entire body. My bones ached and my whole body throbbed, but I lifted myself up using the lance as a walking stick.

    On the other side, Siri was barely able to get up, supporting her sword. Whoever wakes up first catches the player.

    As I had the Diamond Buddha, I was able to recover from the shock much faster. It was difficult to balance because I had no arms, but I got a feel for it based on my combat experience so far.

    I feel rewarded for having blown up a lot of my arms. As I took a step forward and stabbed the lance, Siri quickly swung her sword.

    visor

    “Pfft!”

    Siri staggered back. I shouldn’t have let it escape. Now that my legs were shaking, I had to push and knock him over.

    I took another half step and threw out my lance, but Siri’s response was faster than before.

    Siri’s eyes lit up as if she had expected it, and her sword moved strangely. The sword fluttered like a leaf caught in the wind and deflected the lance.

    The lost balance could not be restored with the strength of just one arm. As soon as the lance fell to the floor, Siri rushed over.

    “John! Let’s see the end!”

    “…”

    I didn’t have time to answer. The lance was not a suitable weapon for close combat.

    Good luck! He aimed for Siri’s heart, praying that he would make a mistake, but he almost got decapitated by that sword move from before.

    He belatedly threw away his lance and rushed forward, but Siri retreated just as much. A close encounter between me and Siri, who are trying to somehow stick together and lead to a very close fight, and Siri, who is trying to maintain an advantageous distance.

    As I felt before, Siri’s swordsmanship was outstanding. Even compared to Cheonsol, who was born as a martial artist and lived only on cut-and-dry rice, he had no shortcomings.

    Siri persistently targeted the armless side. Since there was no way to stop it, I concentrated on avoiding it, but the damage was accumulating.

    My cheek was cut and my earlobe fell off. I almost got stabbed in the collarbone, but I cleverly changed the angle of my body to avoid it.

    Kaga Gagak

    The sound of skin being gnawed struck my heartstrings. We succeeded in narrowing the distance slightly without suffering any major damage.

    Let’s continue to do this in the future. As I took a step forward trusting only in my body, I felt like I was back in my newbie days.

    A time when I was not a newbie minion in ‘Game of Gods’ but a newbie in fighting games.

    I didn’t know much about water fighting or anything like that, so I relied entirely on my own skills. I invested more than half of my day in learning the character’s skills, and learned all the weapons and martial arts that virtual reality provides.

    The tip of the knife is visible. I figured out his intention to cut himself by pretending to aim between the eyes.

    Even if he didn’t inflict a fatal wound, he could read Siri’s thoughts that he would win if he gnawed away at the metal.

    “Birgit Siri! If you are a knight, fight fair!”

    “Who speaks of fairness and fairness?”

    That’s right. I provoked you for no reason. Ciri’s sword has become more sophisticated. The sword I thought was aimed at my side ended up hitting my ribs as it was heading towards my solar plexus.

    “Inhale!”

    I grabbed the sword by strengthening my muscles, but my feet stopped. Ciri kicked me in the stomach and retrieved the sword.

    flutter

    I was pushed by my feet, lost my balance, and fell. Fortunately, the sound of falling was heard once more.

    It was clear that Siri, who used her foot too hastily, fell. As I got up from the floor, I saw the back of my hands turning white.

    I lost too much blood. When I woke up quickly, I felt dizzy. I closed my eyes tightly and opened them to see Siri’s face, just as pale.

    “Pugh…”

    Strangely enough, I laughed. Siri looked at someone crazy.

    “Are you laughing at this situation?”

    “Isn’t it fun?”

    The reason why I changed my life into a boring fighting game.

    The reason why I ranked first after playing several games.

    The reason why I do my best without being negligent in the ‘game of the gods’ that suddenly intervenes in my life.

    I feel alive when I fight a strong enemy.

    They find meaning in life in a situation where each other is pushed to his or her limit and small mistakes determine victory or defeat.

    When you lose, you gain the strength to plan for the next time, and when you win, you get a rush of endorphins.

    The stakes of pregnant sex with Sofia’s breasts and a beautiful servant were high, but if you’re swayed by a dick, you’re an animal or a human.

    “Foot.”

    Siri seemed to have sensed my feelings as well and smiled. My shoulders twitched as if I was trying to cover my mouth with my non-existent arm.

    “John. You are the strongest I have ever met. I will recognize him as a family rival. And…”

    Ciri tightened her grip on her sword. White hands. The blue veins stood out especially.

    “…The craziest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m not a crazy person for nothing.”

    A halo appeared on Siri. Don’t be fooled. It is an optical illusion effect caused by turning your back to the sun.

    When I opened my eyes and looked straight into the light, I saw the hidden fairies. Unlike minions who are reverse-summoned when they die, captured fairies cheered me on in various ways.

    -dad! Cheer up! We are here!

    -Fighting crazy humans!

    “Dad. I believe in Dad’s victory.”

    All the fairies that had sex with me or that I gave birth to were praying for victory. The goddess watching from the sky also hoped for my victory.

    But Siri’s presence was too big. How can we grant their wishes?

    “Crazy John. I respect you.”

    Ciri’s sword gets closer. My brain, stretched to its limit, brought out a ray of enlightenment.

    The reason why fairies who are incapable of combat are captured rather than killed.

    “Getting pregnant.”

    Elisa Kim is the fairy queen I gave birth to, but I have never had sex with her. Of course, getting pregnant works.

    “Getting pregnant.”

    The same goes for other fairies. Except for fairies who gave birth to new fairies, like Kkotkogi, all are subject to impregnation.

    The situation where they were able to defeat Evrote and take on Evria was recreated. Because there were more fairies now than there were fairies back then, transcendent power resided in their bodies.

    “What…”

    Siri, realizing that the situation had changed, gritted her teeth and swung her sword. Unlike before, when the scent of death was thick, it felt so light.

    Blah blah blah

    As I took a step forward, the ground cracked. The buff was too much so my body couldn’t be strong.

    With your muscles screaming and your bones twisting. I reflected on my title.

    Guardian of fairies.

    Guardians do not exist in fairy lands. Contained in one volume.

    “Establishing a regime of gratitude…”

    The silently stretched out fist and the sword touched. The crack in the sword body soon split into hundreds of pieces.

    The storm that arose from the tip of the fist swept Siri away. Even I collapsed due to the aftermath.

    When the storm stopped, there were only two people left standing. The penis grew a few centimeters larger due to several dozen layers of pregnancy.

    And Siri turned into a bloody mess.

    Cough

    When Siri opened her mouth, red blood spurted out. Siri, who had coughed up fresh blood several times, could barely speak.

    “Next time…”

    Siri was summoned back before she could complete her sentence.

    Even though I didn’t hear everything, I felt like I knew what he was trying to say. He must have tried to say that he would win next time.

    If we had met in a one-on-one battle instead of on a farm with fairies, I would have lost.

    But this time I won.

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