episode_0164

-Puhihihihi!!

The ghost horse’s deathly sound struck my eardrums. My semicircular canal rang and I lost my balance and stumbled.

“Queu…”

Platvice, who was lucky enough to avoid being hit, completely fainted. The only thing left behind by Geumin, who was reverse summoned, was a fairy jumping up and down with excitement.

-Putting a condom on your ear! I don’t listen to loud noises!

“Please do something for me too.”

-What are you saying? I can’t hear you!

He escaped the terminal by his own power. I checked the surroundings and found everything was fine except for Cheonsol, Legacy, and Siri.

“It’s pretty good, isn’t it? Why is the difference between the replica and the main body so drastic? Is it because he is a martial artist? The level of swordsmanship is different.”

“Pfft…”

-Cheonsol! Hold on! I harvest small sprouts!

Cheonsol was barely holding on to Siri’s attack. His whole body was covered in blood, but there were no major injuries, so there was no need to help him right away.

Have you ever gone through a recovery period? Still, it’s not time to help yet. Legacy punching the staggering Dragon Knight also looked good.

But Chacha faced a crisis. The ghost horse’s death horse could not completely save its owner.

A dwarf was standing in front of Chacha, who fell from his horse and rolled on the ground. The dwarf raised his ax and laughed.

“It is vulnerable to mental attacks even when it is a berserker. As long as I have the reason my beloved disease has given me, such attacks will not work.”

Me, me, that guy! You were my customer! The husband is trying to kill his wife with an ax he made.

The true qualities of the customer were visible.

“We don’t need customers like you! Refund Dok2!”

He showed Taekwondo, Korea’s traditional martial art, to Sit. He aimed for Sheet’s head with a double side kick, which is prohibited in street fights.

Kang!

It was blocked by the axe. The seat took a half step back to relieve the impact, but I was affected by gravity.

As I was struggling to avoid the follow-up blow by falling as quickly as possible, Sheet screamed.

“Kwaaaa!!”

“Did Chacha handle it? I believed it!”

-No… I shed bloody tears alone.

Chacha seemed to realize and shouted.

-He’s a berserker! The side effects of regaining one’s reason are clear!

“No.”

Crackling

Sheets ground his teeth.

“Oh my. Since this is a consumable item, it is not good to treat it like that. Then, when I got old, I got implants.”

“Shut up!”

Sheet took a throwing stance, shedding bloody tears. The gaze was fixed on the upper body, but the hands were pointed downward.

“I’ll cut that ugly thing off!”

“No! Where is this crazy bastard aiming?”

The ax passed between the crotch and fell to the ground, but it was a moment that made my bones feel bitter.

“Aiming for dick in a fight between men and men. Do you know how many people will be sad if this disappears?”

First of all, there are sisters Cheonsol, Sofia, and Evrande Evria, Chacha and Platvice who have only had sex once, Siri and Dohoyo who need to give me their pussies, Naa who will teach me about Lamia Viewsy, this race that I may meet in the future, etc.

They say you can recover through self-healing, but the dwarf’s intentions were truly evil.

“Are you jealous? Jealousy of humans’ big cock that dwarves can’t have?”

“No…”

“Or maybe jealous of your colleague Platvice? Did you like Platvice? How about this? Platvice gave me a virgin.”

Possessing the golden sun he saw in the rice cake paper, he smiled wickedly.

I was worried that it would turn out well because it was too evil for my good-natured self to make, but it was surprisingly easy.

“What! We don’t harbor sympathy among colleagues!”

“Then what is it? Are you jealous? Come to think of it, I think you and Kim Dwarf look a bit alike. Dwarf Kim was the ugliest of the dwarves. Are you a virgin?”

“…!”

“I have several women I have sex with regularly. Your trainer says you’re number 1 in the rankings, but you don’t even take care of your minions’ welfare?”

At least there should be benefits like Sophia’s breasts. Just looking at it will calm your mind and body, touching it will make you realize the peace of the world, and if you put your heart between them, you will reach heaven.

I stopped thinking about it. Let’s make more provocations while we’re at it.

rattling

As I shook my dick as if to show off, the sheet’s eyes turned red. It seemed like he was angry, seeing the blood vessels sticking out on his forehead.

“Kaaaa!! I will cut it off!!!”

I’m not saying I’m going to kill you, I’m going to cut you off. Be scared.

-Gwangma! Let’s work together!

“Che! I can’t help it! Just this once!”

-What nonsense! Avoid while it’s time to play!

I dodged the ax blade aimed at my Sojungi. The wind passing by my dick was exhilarating.

Knowing that Sheet only had one ax left, I prepared a counterattack, but an ax appeared in Sheet’s empty hand.

It was an unexpected blow, so I couldn’t avoid it. The moment when the sharpened ax blade collided with the dick. I closed my eyes tightly without realizing it.

-Click!

“Khahaha!!”

The erect dick and the ax collided and bounced off each other. The berserker, full of rage, did not give in and swung his double axes wildly, but even in this urgent situation, he had something to say.

“My vibranium penis… good boy…”

Your cock is stronger than your limbs. I felt rewarded for evolving Iron Man into Diamond Buddha with the right to evolve his talent.

-die!

“Quaaa!!!”

While I was taking my time, Chacha occupied the back of the seat. The sword pierced Sheet’s back and protruded from his chest, but the berserker did not stop.

“Quaaa! Wow!!”

Dokse Ranmu is determined to cut off his dick even if it means dying. Free from the fear of actually getting cut, I actively used my new weapon.

Grab it! Clumsy!

“Kaaaa!!”

“Kuoooo!!”

Twice I blocked it with my dick, but the third time the ax blade dug into my dick.

No matter how much it is, it is not suitable for use as a real weapon! I urgently rolled to the side.

The ax hit his shin, but his cock stayed. As I was preparing for the next attack, I heard the sound of an ax being dropped.

“Png…”

-Gwangma. Are you okay?

The dwarf fell and Chacha appeared. Cha Cha was cool, like a hero, shaking off the blood from his sword body.

“Thank you. You are my sweetheart’s benefactor. In return, let’s have some serious sex later. I can do this all day long.”

-What…

It looks like he doesn’t hate it. Even kissing like this…

“John! What are you doing while fighting? Quickly go find Cheonsol!”

Sophia, who was floating in the sky, came down and screamed. The inside of the fluttering skirt was not visible.

It has to be visible in the composition. It was clear that some kind of law of the gods was at work.

“Che.”

“Chet? Sheesh? Reaching Cheon Sol?”

“Cheonsol! I will save you!”

“Isn’t it too late!”

Cheonsol also yelled at me. The only woman who was kind to me was Chacha.

-It was late. Let’s go! Let’s go and sound the trumpet of victory!

There is no one on my side. I was hurt.

“Is there anyone who can heal my wounds!”

To forget my painful heart, I rushed forward, singing a victory song.

“Use healing power! Are there any left yet?”

“I will handle Cheonsol alone! Just two of you will take care of the legacy and everyone else will go!”

The Platvice I killed, the two Dragon Knights Chacha killed, and the two targeting Legacy. And, except for the three who died at some point, the others came out and pointed their weapons at Chacha.

Since there was no magician, I guess it was just him. It was worth it if there was no one using magic in a fair game.

“Chacha. I’ll take away their eyesight. You take advantage.”

-how? Did you have that kind of skill?

I don’t have any skills, but the sheet gave me enlightenment. I gently patted Sojogi, who was downcast, and woke him up.

“What the hell is that guy…”

“Are you watching us? Wasn’t the crazy person heterosexual?”

As expected, I’m surprised. Since he is a minion who grew up in the hothouse of ranking #1, he cannot compete against my base that has grown like a weed.

“Item production.”

The first-class contributor who broke through Platvice’s maiden was recreated. As soon as a thin film formed, it waddled over.

“If you are a man! Respond to the man’s fight!”

“Ugh! You are a crazy person!”

“I don’t want to fight with something like that!”

The dragon knight’s fighting spirit plummeted. If it were a strategy game, I would have retreated because I was so frustrated.

I wanted to hit them before they came to their senses, but it was uncomfortable to run while holding my dick, so I couldn’t pick up my speed.

“Gay! Gay! They’re targeting our youth!”

“Who…”

I wanted to rid myself of the stigma of being gay, but I had to do whatever it took to beat them.

Platvice and Sheet almost killed me. Those guys shouldn’t be taken lightly either.

“… Quietly let go of the youth! Boy!”

“It’s crazy gay!”

One of the dragon knights hesitated and retreated. The ranks were disrupted by the deviation of just one person.

If you miss a gap, you don’t deserve to win. I entered the crowd of guys who were already smelling of defeat and swung my meat club.

visor!

“Fuck! I can’t believe something like this touches my Loranche!”

“Ouch…”

The Dragon Knight, who had inadvertently blocked his cock, frowned and stepped back. The other guys didn’t even dare to exchange weapons, so they just formed a siege.

Since their eyes were focused on me, I created an opening for Chacha to aim for. Which guy should we target to increase the confusion?

The moment when you jump at the guy who looks the weakest and show off your dick propeller. Siri’s shout shook the air.

“What are you doing! Are you still a brave dragon knight? It is nothing compared to the disaster experienced on the battlefield!”

“But it’s dirty…”

“If you don’t clash weapons, those dirty things won’t touch your bodies! As John said, if you don’t want to be picked on by the youth, fight back!”

“Woooo!!”

The dragon knights went crazy and attacked me like marines hit by stimpacks. It appears that it was Siri’s skill and not just a shout.

I tried desperately to dodge and kill at least one of them, but the Dragon Knight’s combo was too good.

The spear with a curved tip avoided my cock and pierced my ribs, the sword tore through my back, and the rapier at my side did not create a chance because the dragon knight let go.

I got hit on the head with a hammer and rolled on the ground, with six legs excitedly stepping on me.

“You bastards! Let’s not be cowardly and fight each other fairly, one on one!”

“Then get dressed!”

“Crazy gay bastard! I know what to do when it’s one-on-one!”

“Ah! I got hit in the bone! Ah!”