episode_0159

“I’m tired.”

A new process has been added to Camilla’s schedule in the past two months.

I was quite tired because I had no idea what a relationship between a man and a woman was like. To be exact, I knew the position and the process, but I didn’t know the detailed exchange of techniques and pleasure that took place within it.

No, to be exact, the books I was reading didn’t tell me that much. Camilla may have gotten a head start because she was an avid reader of those books.

Even when I fought the Demon King, my back didn’t hurt this much. Who would have thought that having someone climb on top of me would be so burdensome?

If not for one day, then every day for two months.

“…… Catherine must have felt that way too.”

“It seems like there’s nothing you can’t say in front of the child right now.”

My maid Betty made a discontented noise as she brought me breakfast.

“I thought kids these days were mature for their age.”

“If you only consider age… No, before that, usually, whether they mature early or not, they don’t bring up sexual topics in front of others, right?”

“That’s strange. Don’t people usually talk about things like the taste of their breakfast or whether their sleep was uncomfortable?”

“No, how is that the same as this…”

“All three are probably stories about means to fulfill desires. In a broad sense, they all seem to be the same.”

“Can you please look at it in detail rather than in the big picture?”

What’s the difference between a story about having a meal with your lover and a story about sleeping together?

In the end, it’s a story that ends with love, and either way, the value of the time doesn’t change.

“… No matter how much I think about it, I can’t find the difference.”

“Then, can you hold Camilla’s hand and go into the restaurant like you’re going to a restaurant?”

“… Indeed.”

Only then was I able to understand it to some extent.

I don’t know the exact reason, but I started to see a funeral with no one to commemorate me, with the future impaled on a window.

“… It’s a bit different.”

“It’s different, right?”

“Yeah.”

“So we should just talk in secret. Anyway, Camilla held me like that and put her legs around my waist…”

“Don’t do that.”

After being rejected so harshly, I became depressed and started poking at the innocent bread with my fork.

It wasn’t anyone’s fault for this situation, but for now, I needed a place to put my free hands.

“Well… If that’s really what you want to talk about… Well, there’s something I’m curious about too…?”

“Ask me anything. As a senior in life and experience, I will answer with all my heart.”

“Are you using contraception properly…? I know someone who was married for hundreds of years… no, a very long time, and then had a baby accidentally one night…”

“… What are you talking about?”

It was not that I did not know what contraception was. However, as far as I knew, creating a successor required the right time and effort, and that there were many who wanted a successor but were unable to do so.

If that’s the case, then there’s no way that such a thing could happen to us, who didn’t even consider the timing or make any special efforts.

I told the story verbatim to Betty.

“… Wow.”

Betty collapsed, clutching her forehead.

“There is no answer in this life…”

“… There was something called ”

After hearing my story, His Majesty and His Highness the Empress also sighed while touching their foreheads.

“Hey, you fucking assholes who drank five or six glasses of alcohol with a ladle…”

“Empress, up to there.”

After controlling his anger as much as possible, His Majesty spoke with his blood vessels clearly visible on his face.

“Baek… No, Raul. You know that you and Camilla are not ordinary people. You know that this is a marriage between such people. You also know that it is a matter that must be handled with caution, right?”

“……?”

“Shit… Even though the Master’s condition is improving to some extent, he’s still in a coma… In that state, the only bloodline of the Argos family, Camilla… and you, the bastard who can return to the Berger family at any time… If you think about it rationally, you know that this isn’t an ordinary thing…”

“I have resigned from my position as head of the household and Camilla is not currently in the military. But I don’t think we need to get caught up in those things.”

Her Highness the Empress took another deep breath.

“I want to lock them up in pairs and beat them up while feeding them only food. This pair of fucking bastards…”

“Empress. I think it will have a bad effect on the baby in your stomach.”

“The negative effects are enough to talk about these little shits.”

“That’s true too.”

His Majesty the Emperor spoke to me while organizing the pile of documents next to him.

“The Empress is already busy with her vacation… If you add more headaches to this situation, Raoul… All the inspectors, including myself, and all the ministers will curse your marriage.”

“……”

“Honestly, if you make one more look like you’re saying, “Isn’t that none of your business?” I’ll frame you for treason right away.”

There was something called “.”

“Is that really possible? If it were that easy, why would there be couples in the world who suffer because they don’t have children?”

Camilla took a bite of the salad and put it in her mouth, not caring much about the matter. She usually liked oily, fancy food, but today she was eating mostly grass.

I usually eat frugally, eating a little bit of meat or mushrooms and vegetables, but Camilla is not such a simple person. The salad she is eating now is also made up of quite expensive vegetables.

What is the difference between her usual diet and her current diet? There is only one answer. It is just that it is less fattening than her usual diet.

“Camilla.”

I often hear that I have no sense of humor. Whether this is actually the case or not is unclear, but it is a self-evident fact that my words are often misunderstood.

Some people say that my way of speaking is a problem because I don’t consider others. It’s not really true, but if it feels that way, then it’s a problem that needs to be fixed.

That’s why today, I decided to speak in a way that is as considerate as possible to the other person in order to build that bridgehead. First, I decided to get rid of the habit of saying things briefly and then slightly beating around the bush.

“I am confident that I will love you even if you gain weight, lose your current beauty, and become a different person.”

“Ahahaha…”

And at that moment, a fork hit my head and blood gushed out like a fountain.

“Why are you saying that you want to get married so roundly?”

“….. Where did it go wrong?”

“Maybe your brain is the problem?”

Camilla was smiling brightly as she bent my ankle to the opposite side.

It hurts, but what hurts more is that this time my kind words were rejected again.

I just said that because I really thought she didn’t need to go on a diet. I don’t know if even my consideration is meaningless.

“But I really…”

“Don’t you know how much effort a woman puts into a dress before she wears it? I usually start preparing like that a year in advance.”

“…… Usually, clothes are just something that fits when you wear them.”

“I’ll hold back from wanting to get beaten up for once. And it’s not important to me that I don’t have a dress that fits. I just want to block the possibility of gaining even a little bit of weight and ruining my look…”

“I know that you don’t gain weight if you just walk for 10 minutes after eating.”

“… Twice. And I want to keep my skin white, so I plan on refraining from exercising for the time being. That means I have to control my diet. ”

“Don’t you usually keep your skin white even if you don’t take care of it? I don’t know because I tend to do that…”

“Three times.”

And with a loud noise, my neck and arms turned in the opposite direction.

If I were an ordinary person, I would have probably died on the spot. Of course, I was not immune to the damage, and I had to endure great pain to turn it around to the other side.

“If you look closely, you can see that. You don’t even take special care of yourself, but your skin is white, you don’t gain weight, and your hair is soft…”

“That doesn’t require that much special care…”

“If you say anything more, I’ll really rip your mouth off.”

I had to keep my mouth shut because there were still many things I wanted to enjoy while I was alive.

“But I think you’re beautiful, Camilla. That’s not a lie or a beating around the bush.”

“Yes, it would be beautiful. But people have no end…”

“No. I think Camilla is beautiful just as she is in front of me. It doesn’t suit me to belittle or polish myself with unacceptable actions, and it’s far from what I want.”

I loved Camilla just the way she was. Free to live the way she wanted to live.

I didn’t want to see someone like her who cared about what other people thought and did things that didn’t work out for a year.

“So I want you to just be yourself.”

I pushed the duck meat I was going to eat towards her.

“… Well, if you say so.”

She cut off a piece of the duck meat I handed her and put it in her mouth.

“Woof…!”

“… What is it? Was there poison in it?”

She would be the type of person who wouldn’t even react to a moderate amount of poison and would just eat it calmly.

“No, that’s not it, it’s just because it’s fishy and disgusting…”

Betty, who was carrying food, ended up dropping the plate she was holding.

“… I knew it.”