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    154 – Fuck Man #1

    “She is a saint!”

    “The carriage with the saintess is coming from there!”

    Waaa-.

    There are many flocks of sheep.

    And Agarpe, a town with nothing much to see except that beautiful flowers bloom on the hills in summer.

    Unlike usual, there were a lot of people there.

    There were nobles whose faces were hard to find, as well as a count who was the lord of Agarpe Village.

    “This is Count Dovan.”

    “Awesome. This is my first time seeing me in person.”

    Count Dovan.

    A person who, along with Archibald Medici, actively advocated reconciliation between the royal family and the religious order.

    Due to the activities of Archibald Medici and Count Dovan Agarpe, the forces of the religious order and the royal family reached a dramatic reconciliation.

    It was said that peace was once again befitting the name “United Kingdom.”

    To stop a war between two powers without even fighting.

    It was truly a miracle, and people called Dovan Agarpe and Medici Archibald heroes.

    “I heard it was Count Doban who invented the cannon?”

    “He is truly an amazing person.”

    The fight between the religious order and the royal family ended thanks to the “cannon” that Doban is said to have invented.

    The Agarpe family had a lot of artillery, and thanks to that, Sodomi and the “Bloody Crusade” stationed nearby were also unable to make a rash decision to advance.

    Truly the guardian of Durgien.

    Count Dovan bowed his head towards the saintess who was getting off the carriage.

    “Miss Milione. No, would it be better to call you a saint now?”

    Sze-.

    Doban held the saint’s hand and showed respect.

    “Saint” Milione spoke to him.

    “Count. You can stop being formal between us. I did not come here as a nun, but as just an ordinary friend. To meet an old friend.”

    Sze-.

    Milione looked at the high hill.

    What was placed there was a ‘grave’.

    And that grave broke Doban’s heart.

    “Miss Milione. My daughter Psyche will definitely like it because you, who were also called the three flowers, have come. Obviously-.”

    after-.

    Doban let out a slightly shallow breath.

    He felt sad when he saw Milione, who came to visit him on the anniversary of his daughter Psyche’s death.

    Milione, who turned 20 this year, was as beautiful as a platinum rose in full bloom.

    Ten or even hundreds of people passing by looked around and were amazed.

    ‘If only my daughter were alive… . I would be a twenty-year-old virgin just like Miss Milione now… .’

    Psyche, daughter of Dophan.

    She died while fighting the monster “Roland” in the winter two years ago.

    The prisoner Roland had escaped, the palace was on fire, and everything was in turmoil, so even his body could not be found.

    Doban was heartbroken.

    ‘My daughter. You are a poor child who died before you could even get married… .’

    Doban and Milione.

    They climbed up the hill with everyone else.

    And I stood in front of the monument.

    Slur-.

    Milione looked at Psyche’s tombstone with narrow eyes.

    “… … .”

    It was right then.

    Grrr.

    Smoke rose high into the sky along with the intense heat.

    “Boo, it’s fire!”

    “The village warehouse is on fire!”

    “It’s the Blood Crusade!”

    “Hiiii!”

    Blood Crusade.

    They came looking for Count Doban and the saint.

    “Kyahahahaha! Who can face the bat of this 312th baptist, Lily?!!!”

    “No. 397 Baptizer Elstra is also with us!!! fire!!! Start the fire!!! Heeheeheehee!!!”

    A flame ignited in the village’s granary.

    And then a number of people wearing flame-red robes appeared.

    “Sa, if you hit it three hundred times, you’re a huge tycoon, right!? Why on earth did such a big man appear in this remote village?”

    “Hey! Come on, let’s run away! This town is going to become hell now!”

    People who are confused in many ways.

    “Protect the saint!”

    “Protect the Count!”

    Sereung-.

    Sreung-!

    The skilled knights drew their swords.

    They were each knights with a silver plate, and they were strong enough to take on several gangs of thieves on their own.

    But─.

    “Kuaaaak-!”

    “Ugh!”

    The knights flew away like leaves being swept away by a broom.

    The one who sent them flying was a strange man wearing red robes, and in his hand was a large sword so thick and clunky that it could be called a mace.

    It was Count Dovan Agarpe who recognized it.

    “Well, that is our Agarpe family heirloom… ! Isn’t it the meteor sword “Agarpe”…? ! You’re holding that… ! Yes this guy… ! You robbed my daughter’s grave! I can’t forgive! I can’t forgive you!”

    Doban.

    He buried the “Meteor Sword – Agarpe” that his daughter used in the cemetery.

    It was on behalf of my daughter whose body could not be found.

    However, the fact that the gunman was holding it was evidence that the tomb had been robbed.

    A monster holding a large sword.

    The face of the assailant, who appeared to be a woman based on the curves of her body beneath the robe, was covered with a white mask and painted with blood stains in the shape of a butterfly.

    It was the mark of the Great Sin Seat, famous throughout the fortress kingdom.

    “This bastard will be punished! Quickly hand over my daughter’s belongings! Come on!”

    Doban-.

    He was angry in a sorrowful voice, like a man whose daughter was taken away by a gunman.

    While everyone was looking at this scene with a sad heart…

    The woman holding the great sword said.

    “Uhm-. I am the Great Sin Seat of the Blood Crusade. Lass of Anger! And the being that spreads sin… ! Etchwi-! So, fuck each other! No, have sex! Otherwise, the world will only be destroyed… !”

    She told a very terrible story in her beautiful voice.

    Doban was completely dizzy from the voice of this horrible woman.

    “How dare you take my daughter’s weapon and tell such a terrible story! This is an insult to my daughter… ! Do not insult my daughter Psyche… ! This dirty and ugly heretic bitch… !”

    “… … .”

    Is it because it hit the nail on the head?

    As if pierced by the sharpest spear of truth, the woman who identified herself as Lass of the Great Sin stopped speaking and acting.

    But that was only for a moment.

    “Three… sex… !”

    A very terrible sound came out from behind the mask again.

    People say “Huh-.” or “Really, how can it be so ugly and profane… .”The same story was told.

    “… Everyone needs to have sex! We all need to have sex!”

    “Someone catch that girl! I can’t take any more than this… ! How dare you make such foolish remarks at the grave of my good and beautiful daughter… !!!”

    Doban said, unable to control his anger.

    A great sin throne that holds the sword that his daughter used to love and recite stories that his daughter would never tell.

    Doban couldn’t stand it because he felt like his daughter was being defiled.

    “Hurry and catch that girl!”

    “Old!”

    “Go! The siege is annihilated!”

    but-.

    Lass, the Great Sin Throne, was a human who ruled the Crusade with overwhelming force for a long time.

    Ras, who is said to have crushed an iron plate knight with his bare hands, must have been strong enough to hold a greatsword and blew people away like leaves.

    “Ugh, I can’t believe I’m no match for the silver knights.”

    “Shouldn’t we bring a cannon?”

    Hesitantly -.

    It was time for the knights to retreat.

    “Everyone, please step aside. I’ll talk about it.”

    Sze-.

    Saint Milione.

    She stepped forward.

    At the appearance of Saint Milione, Lass and the Blood Crusade hesitated a little.

    “Milione─.”

    “las. The Great Sin Seat Ras? What a terrible woman she is. Why on earth are you doing this? Why do you harass and mistreat people? In this world where there is not enough time just to love each other─.”

    Milione’s voice was benevolent.

    “Don’t you know that we shouldn’t waste even one minute and one second? Sin Seat Ras.”

    Even the knights who had been frightened by that hopeful and confident appearance gradually gained strength.

    but-.

    Lass, the Great Sin, shouted as if he was protesting against such a situation.

    “Because there is not enough time! That’s why you get angry! That man would have been angry at this ridiculous world! If that’s the case─. Because I sure did! So─. don’t stop me Saint. Milione.”

    The throne of sin and the saint.

    A tense tension formed in the confrontation between the two women.

    When each other’s lives clashed fiercely, everyone who was watching this situation had the same thought.

    If the fight starts like this, one of them will definitely die.

    However, contrary to everyone’s expectations, their match did not take place.

    “Everyone, don’t move! If you move, you never know what will happen to these guys!”

    A leader of the Blood Crusade. Lily, the 312th baptist, wore a cross mask and shouted.

    Soon people’s eyes turned to a certain direction.

    There were two men lying face down on the floor.

    “Hey, hey! Please save me! Please save me! Me, I’m just an ordinary shepherd! Shepherd Banson! I’ll give you anything, money or anything! Please just save me!”

    “… … .”

    They were shepherds.

    And Milione knew the face of one of them.

    The same was true for those who claimed to be Lass, the Great Sin Throne.

    “That man… .”

    “Hey! Heehee! Well, I just wanted to see the saint’s face, even from afar! Please! Please save me! Heee! I, Banson, don’t know anything… !”

    “Las! It would be a good idea to hold these guys hostage and ‘eat them up’ first! And then we make these guys have sex! Kyahahaha! Leave it to Lily, the 312th baptist!”

    Barrr-.

    Lass, the Great Sin Throne, trembled.

    “Three… sex… .”

    The sound coming from behind the mask was small, as if it were crawling.

    As if I felt a great sense of shame and embarrassment.

    The temple members said as they saw this.

    “Las was so angry that he couldn’t even speak!”

    “Look at him shaking!”

    “Steam is coming out of your head! You are all dead now! That’s Ras-sama’s secret technique, “Heated Fury”!”

    It was like that.

    There was a story that when steam came out of Lars’ head, everything around him was devastated.

    Pushiii-.

    Steam blowing out from above your head so much that you can see it.

    but-.

    Lars said.

    “Everything that needs to be achieved has already been achieved! Now let’s ‘eat up’! The world listen! As long as our Blood Crusade exists… Sex doesn’t go away… !!!”

    # # #

    When caught with Banson-.

    Henry was appalled in many ways.

    This is because it was the Blood Crusade that captured them.

    And what they are fighting is-.

    Milione, a woman called a saint.

    And he was the one who identified himself as ‘Ras’, the Great Sin Seat.

    but-.

    Ras and the Blood Crusade quickly fled at some point.

    Thanks to this, Henry and Banson were able to survive.

    “The saint drove out the temple again… !”

    “The saint is truly a person with whom God lives… !”

    “Long live the saint who rose from the dead… !”

    People revered Saint Milione.

    Milione died when the great prisoner Roland went on a rampage in the royal palace.

    She survived by a miracle of God, and Milione, who lived a second life, became a nun with a more pious and faithful heart than anyone else.

    That’s how she came to be called a saint.

    “… … .”

    The saint’s eyes looked at the shepherds.

    Banson was startled.

    “The saint looked at me… !”

    A beautiful saint.

    Just looking at her made Banson’s heart pound.

    “Are you okay?”

    “Yes, yes… ! Yeah?!”

    Banson trembled at the saint’s question.

    My face felt hot and my vision felt dizzy.

    “Trigram, it’s okay… !”

    Nod-.

    Banson bowed his head to the floor.

    I don’t mind dying today.

    While Banson was thinking like that, the saintess looked at Henry, the man next to her.

    I said “Henry. Henry Jekyll. Are you okay too?”

    “… yes. It’s okay.”

    Henry also blushed.

    Saint Milione continued to ask Henry.

    “You might get hurt or something-. Are there any thoughts that come to mind? Is it okay? Is it really okay?”

    “… … .”

    Henry tilted his head.

    And after touching his body or chest, he lowered his head.

    “Yes. it’s okay. Thanks.”

    “… okay. I’m going back now. There is nothing to do in this town anymore.”

    Milione.

    She sighed as if she felt a little disappointed.

    That was the end of the saint’s visit to Agarpe Village.

    When the sun sets…

    The carriage and its procession departed for the distant hills.

    Balhazak, the bronze knight, said as he looked at that scene.

    “Henry. Now go slowly. I have to report today’s schedule to the ‘elder’.”

    “Yes.”

    Henry.

    He followed behind the bronze knight.

    It was the room where the village leader, Big Johnson, was located.

    Balhazak, the bronze knight, bowed his head.

    “Elderly. I brought Henry.”

    “Oh. I was waiting. Henry Jekyll.”

    Big Johnson.

    Big Johnson, the bald chief.

    He welcomed the knight Balhazak and the shepherd Henry.

    “A shepherd who picked me up when I was one year old and raised him as my own child. A stupid but naive man who loves sheep and cannot read. Suk-maek can’t talk to young women. ruler. Please take a seat.”

    Big Johnson listed the facts he knew about Henry as if confirming them once again.

    Then he knelt on the floor and stretched out his hands.

    It looked like he was being punished.

    Henry sat on Big Johnson’s back.

    Just like a chair.

    As if it were obvious -.

    “Hiiii… ! Ayeeee… ! I become a chair… ! What kind of spirit is this… !”

    Big Johnson is blushing and trembling.

    Paaaa-!

    At the same time, a red light source appeared behind Henry’s head.

    It was a light source that looked like a saint’s halo, but had sharp thorns, giving it an eerie look like a torture wheel.

    Uuuung-.

    The shepherd’s face was obscured by the dazzling red light source.

    Like a pitch black mask.

    Crash-.

    Soon, Knight Balhazak bowed his head and knelt down.

    “Long live forever. The spark of the world. Our dick. My king─.”

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