episode_0149

Fortunately, the misunderstanding was quickly resolved.

“Yohan really doesn’t bite. If I don’t control it, he will try to impregnate the woman, but I’m still weak and can’t attack the goddess.”

“Ah… I’m glad… I’m glad… I’m happy because I’m a goddess…”

The pretty goddess who had been persuaded by Sophia breathed a sigh of relief. I was angry, but it was difficult to refute it.

In fact, my eyes roll when I see a pretty minion. On Earth, how can you resist a woman who you only see in games or on TV trying to fuck her?

If I had the power, I would have subdued the goddess and made her pregnant. The pussy I want to fuck the most is Doho. In the past, I didn’t know the charm of small breasts, but I realized the true taste while eating Evrande or Evria.

Even if your breasts are small, if your face, pelvis, or thighs are pretty, it looks bad. Dohoyo satisfied all three of these requirements. I usually hide it, but whenever I get emotional, I get sick of the fox tail that comes out.

I’m guessing, but I think it’s a fox god. When you think of oriental spirits, animals first come to mind. Wouldn’t the moan be like a squeak instead of a whimper?

“What are you looking at?”

Dohoyo felt my gaze and frowned. Sisters Everande and Everia blocked Dohoyo’s path.

“John! No!”

“No, brother-in-law!”

“…do nothing.”

“You want me to believe that?”

“No. You can believe it.”

I have no trust in my husband at all. After giving it a quick glance, I turned my eyes to the servant brought by the pretty goddess.

There were two females, one with a cute style and the other with slippery tentacles that were pretty.

-!#$%@#@

The voice was good too. She was the most beautiful of all the tentacle races I had ever seen.

“Hey! Trainer Sophia! A crazy person is looking at my daughter!”

“John? No, right?”

“Yes? What is it?”

“John… you are human…”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Our ancestors taught us to kill and eat chickens and stick out our flippers. What do you mean? If you have sex with a chicken, it means you must also have sex with a duck.

If you replace this with ‘Game of Gods’, it means eating humans and eating the tentacle race as well.

I simply followed the teachings of my ancestors faithfully. I never did anything wrong.

“It’s ominous…”

“Sophia! I see another trainer over there too!”

Dozens of pillars of light fell around us. There were few minions and most of them were trainers.

All the goddesses who appeared around me got angry and walked away. On the contrary, the male trainer approached me with shining eyes.

“Hahaha! You are that crazy person! Nice to meet you!”

“You were so strong that you switched to the fairy formation!”

-Code name: Crazy Man. Nice to meet you. I’m counting on you.

“Machine clan? I have a question. Did a replica of a crazy human try to fuck a machine too?”

-Positive. Crazy people are not sane.

Sophia’s expression, which had been watching happily, turned cold.

“John…”

“No. Replica did that, so why are you doing that to me?”

This was really unfair. No matter how much I am, I’m… stuck in a machine? I think it would be possible with the pretty androids from the movies.

Oops. It wasn’t a topic to think about right now. As I did my best to express my resentment, Sophia looked at me with suspicion.

And then, for some reason, a bastard approached Sophia.

-Trainer Sophia. In order for a crazy human replica to have actual sexual intercourse, the female minion would have to die. Is it an instant scam?

“Ah? is it so? I’m not sure.”

-Don’t do that, just tell me.

“Ask Yohan. I remember well…”

As I was watching, I got angry and got in between Sophia and Nomtop. I hated seeing my goddess talking to another man.

“The information is cached elsewhere.”

-Is this an instant scam?

“That’s right. If you fuck her, she will die.”

It’s not a lie because dying is the same as dying. Nomtop, sensing my sincerity, walked away with a strange smile.

But are these gods only attached to me? When I looked around, they were evenly spread out and talking.

“Cheonsol is the pride of Vampir! I have never seen a vampir as strong as Cheonsol!”

“The main woman is a bit strong.”

“Ranran. You were so strong.”

“Ranran is strong!”

“Hello Abni? If it’s okay, can we talk about how to deal with spirits?”

“That’s…”

“…”

“…?”

“Why don’t you speak?”

“No…”

“…”

I need to save Avni. Perhaps because he was captured by a trainer who couldn’t understand what he was saying, he desperately wanted salvation.

“Just a moment…”

“Hey! You are a crazy person!”

Sometimes notoriety helps. When I held Ebni’s hand instead of chasing after the runaway goddess, she looked at me like I was the one who saved the world.

“Dad…”

“After all, there is only dad, right?”

“Yes…!”

Daddy daddy! look! It’s my mom!

-Hmm!

Lulu came running holding Chacha’s hand. Chacha cleared her throat as if she was embarrassed, but matched Lulu’s stride.

-Well… it’s been a while. How are you?

“Of course. Chacha, how are you? Does it hurt anywhere? You didn’t cry because you missed me?”

-What, what?! Crying! How can the undead cry!

“I guess you missed me?”

-…

Chacha bowed his head. Because they’re undead, their skin color doesn’t change.

“Isn’t it Cha Cha! Nice to see you here!”

“Is this Chacha? Who is Lulu’s mother?”

“Nice to meet you! You were treated the same way by your brother-in-law, right? Me too!”

-Nice to meet you, Cheonsol. And… who are these elves? Please introduce yourself.

There was a mothers’ meeting held there. I don’t know why, but I felt like I needed to insert the Gaha Hole, so I summoned the avatar.

sloshing

Gahahol participated in the mothers’ meeting with her baby boobs bouncing around. The alphabets hidden in my mother’s heart are my older sisters…

What is Albata’s gender? Since I don’t know, let’s assume she’s a woman. Anyway, I had a good time with my sisters.

Clap clap

“I hope you all listen to me!”

Elisa Kim, who was in command of the fairies, attracted the trainers’ attention. I didn’t know she was a cute daughter when she was with me, but seeing her like that makes me feel like she’s a queen.

Elisa, who focused the trainer’s attention, exuded the dignity of a queen. The flower arrangement on top of Elisa’s head was just a fairy.

“Now that the new field has been completed, you can now proceed with the [Formidable Enemy Appearance] content. By defeating enemies, you collect several times more points for repeatable quests.”

-at las! I collected seeds dozens of times to redeem the event rewards, but finally!

“Brushing fairy hair is liberation!”

“I just collected so much to give you the replica buff! Long live!”

A word from the trainer. I could feel the joys and sorrows of the past in just one word. In any game, repetitive quests are bound to get boring.

“Guardian’s Farm was created through hard work by my father. Before I go any further, I would like you all to thank my father.”

“Did a crazy human make a fairy pregnant?”

-Somehow a new race appeared. It was a half fairy.

Murmur

The trainers were buzzing. Elisha shouted.

“Stop! Don’t call my dad a crazy person! By the Queen’s authority, any trainer who speaks of a ‘crazy person’ will have their points reduced!”

My daughter is cool. He made all the trainers shut up and winked at me, and I almost fell in love with him.

I did it with Ranran, but wouldn’t I be able to do it with Ellie too? Let’s take the opportunity to be alone together.

“Sophia. Isn’t Elisa so amazing?”

“That’s right. Strangely, all of Yohan’s daughters are nice.”

“It’s because I take after my dad.”

“Ugh…”

I don’t know why I hate it. I’ll have to interrogate her later by touching her breasts.

“The progression of [Powerful Enemy Appearance] is simple. When an intruder defeats my replica, a portal will be created in front of the appropriate level party. You can check the party’s information on the screen and decide whether or not to participate.”

-What happens if I refuse? Is there a penalty?

“There is no penalty. The opportunity will just be passed on to another trainer.”

-oh!

“You can fight off the invaders as a single party, or form a party. And…”

Jiing

As Elisa explained, a portal appeared in front of Sophia.

“Is that Elisha? Can I ride this?”

“…I was confused for a moment because I didn’t know it was already open. The only explanation left was field characteristics, so you can ride it. Other trainers will explain while broadcasting Sophia’s battle.”

“Yes! Guys, let’s go!”

Sophia jumped up and entered the portal. The field of view was reversed and moved to the center of the farm.

“Guys, close one eye. You can see where the enemy is.”

“Okay.”

“Yes!”

When I winked, I saw the intruder. Except for one trainer, it was a familiar face.

“Shinpago, the machine god, Ellis, the goddess Arachne, and a strange wooden doll…”

“…and Absolu has arrived.”

Cheonsol sighed heavily.

“I knew a day like this would come someday.”

“Cheon Sol-ah. Are you okay?”

Sophia was worried about Cheonsol. My vampir wife smiled trustingly, putting an end to Sophia’s worries.

“It’s okay. Rather, I am looking forward to it. I wonder what kind of minion he would have purchased after abandoning me… hehe.”

The mouth smiled, but the eyes did not smile at all. Ranran shivered.

“Mom I’m scared…”

Lulu will continue to be an obedient child.

“Me too…”

Sophia crossed her arms, showing that she was proud of Cheonsol. My huge chest purred.

“This is our Cheonsol! Everyone knows the field characteristics, right? Let’s hide in the maze and intercept the evil intruder!”

“I like it.”

“Yes!”

I answered more vigorously than anyone else. The key to interception is guerrillas. The core of the guerrillas acts separately.

It is an opportunity to escape from the surveillance of women. No matter what I do, you won’t be caught.

Arachne was really disgusting, but I guess I can get a taste of it this time. Hehe.