episode_0147

My uncle, or rather my soon-to-be father-in-law, told me to come visit him tomorrow.

In response to this sudden situation, I immediately returned to my house and started rummaging through my closet.

Sweet My Home was nearly destroyed by a goddamn crazy goddess.

Unfortunately, the damage included my closet, and I sighed as I looked down at the clothes that were now nothing more than rags.

“Ha, what should I do? I don’t think it would be a good idea to visit in sweats…”

It might be okay if you are visiting as a friend like before, but this time you are visiting as a lover, so you can never wear it carelessly.

Isn’t this the first time you’ve come to visit in this way? You need to dress up to score well with your in-laws.

I also managed to charm Hyukjin.

But when I tried to get dressed, a problem arose.

“What and how should I wear it?”

That’s right. The clothes I tried after becoming a fox beast were, at most, sweats, dolphin pants, a nun’s uniform, a shrine maid’s uniform, and a yukata.

Except for the sweats, all of them were attire related to broadcasts or festivals, so I don’t have any other attire I’ve worn when going out.

The clothes I tried on while shopping with Hyukjin were all tattered by the goddess, and the clothes that were left were very embarrassing to wear.

It was too late to go to the department store and shop, so I sat down on the floor and lost in thought.

Should I go to the department store early in the morning when it’s open, quickly buy some clothes, and then go downstairs? Considering Hyukjin’s abilities, I don’t think there will be any problem with him going down after shopping.

Or, why not ask Fox God to customize your clothes? That doesn’t seem too bad either…

After thinking for a moment, I called out to the fox god who was resting on the bed in the form of a small fox.

“Wake up for a moment, fox god.”

“Ugh… What’s going on to wake my daughter up from her sweet sleep? ”

“The clothes you made when you went to Japan, is that still possible?”

“It’s possible. Illusion is the main woman’s specialty. But, why are you asking that?”

“I have to go see Hyukjin’s parents tomorrow, but I don’t have any clothes to wear. I wish they would make some clothes like they did in Japan.”

I asked the yawning fox god to open her mouth, but she responded negatively by shaking her head.

“I don’t want to recommend it.”

“Why?”

“Think about it. Isn’t your companion absolutely ordinary, in a good or bad sense? Are the parents who gave birth to such a being really ordinary human beings?”

“That’s…”

That’s what I heard.

If his family had been ordinary, he would not have chosen to be an exorcist as a profession, and furthermore, he would not have mercilessly cut off the heads of monsters and demons with a sword.

Is there really something special about my parents? Out of curiosity, I immediately called Hyukjin.

[hello?]

Hyukjin, who was fiddling with his cell phone, immediately answered the call.

Feeling good about that lovely voice, I twisted my body and asked him.

“Hyukjin, I suddenly have a question.”

[What is it?]

“Are the uncle and aunt also related to the underworld? As I thought about this and that, I somehow felt like that was the case.”

[…]

A moment of silence as if to say ‘yes’.

After a while, Hyukjin broke the silence and opened his mouth to answer the question.

[It might be related, but I don’t know the details.]

“Huh?”

[I don’t know exactly who my father and mother are. Still, I’m sure he’s an unusual person on one side.]

Judging by Hyukjin saying he doesn’t know, it seems like both the uncle and the lady did a good job hiding it.

Touching my forehead at the painful truth, I told Hyukjin that I loved him and hung up the phone.

“Phew…”

When I heard that one of the uncles or aunts was connected to the underworld, I started to become more afraid of meeting them.

Doesn’t that mean they might be able to guess my identity?

Then what if they attack me and say, ‘It was a nine-tailed fox that possessed my son, die!’

“I need to be sure to prepare so I don’t get caught. Always think of the worst.”

Gyoho Samgul (狡狐三窟).

A cunning fox digs three burrows, and I began to think about what to wear tomorrow, assuming the worst-case scenario of conflict between the mother-in-law and mother-in-law.

—–

“Your Holiness, why are you so late?”

I looked at the time and it was 11 AM. Even though it had been more than 30 minutes since we were supposed to meet, His Holiness did not arrive at the meeting place.

Also, maybe something happened while I was away?

I was worried because he was always causing accidents, but since I could still contact him, I decided to wait and see.

“I said I would arrive before lunch time, but I guess I need to hurry.”

When His Holiness arrived, he was immediately ready to use the paper, and when he sent another KakaoTalk message, he responded that he had arrived.

I wondered what on earth he was wearing to make this guy who always keeps his appointments 30 minutes late. I looked around out of curiosity and saw a blond, red-eyed beauty wearing an office look.

A white dress shirt that reveals the outline of the body, a suit skirt that shows sophisticated beauty but also stimulates a subtle look, and even black stockings that are the look itself.

Junior felt his lower leg stretching at the sight of the well-dressed guy, but as soon as he saw the guy’s face, Junior quickly lost his strength.

[Gomen, this is too much…]

Fuck you.

One of the three great generals who symbolize the root of all evil and evil.

I approached His Holiness, who was smiling brightly while wearing such trash items, and immediately took off his glasses.

His Holiness stopped in a daze, perhaps taken aback by the sudden action.

The guy must have immediately figured out the situation and spoke to me with a tearful expression on his face.

“…Are the glasses that bad?”

“Yes, no matter how lovely you are, you are not as adorable as your glasses. Why does a kid with normal eyes wear glasses? I’ll ruin your pretty face.”

As I carefully stroked his head, he put his glasses in his bag with a sullen expression.

Then.

[Oooo!!! Power, power rises!!!]

As expected, Junior, who had regained his strength, began to show off his confidence again.

No, just calm down for a moment. Now is not the time to have an erection. If you lose concentration, it becomes difficult to achieve an erection.

I tried to calm my lower body by reciting the Heart Sutra in my mind, but he did not easily listen to me.

“Phew… I’m really frustrated, I guess office look really doesn’t suit me.”

Tuk.

To make matters worse, Sungha showed off his cleavage by undoing his buttons, which actually made him stronger.

…I have transcended, but why is my lower body still not listening to me? Does this mean that the brain is controlled by the dick?

After calming down the boiling agony by attaching an amulet to it, I held His Holiness in a princess-like embrace.

“Aaaah?!”

His Holiness is still embarrassed to hold the princess, so he beats his chest and yells for her to get off him.

However, since I had a long way to go, I neutralized the guy by blowing into his ears and prepared a stick.

“No one will see you anyway, shame is only a moment.”

When I whispered quietly, His Holiness stopped resisting, and I immediately started running toward my home using Chukji.

Did they just quit and run for so long?

I was able to arrive at the main house earlier than I expected, and checked out the luxurious tile-roofed house before dropping off His Holiness on the ground.

“Is this the house where the old man and the old lady live?”

After seeing the large tile-roofed house in front of him, Seongha looks at the gate with wide eyes.

I guess my old memories reminded me of a slightly larger house or an apartment with a large square footage.

I shook my head and carefully held His Holiness’ hand.

“After graduating from high school, he said he didn’t want to live in a small place and moved out. The countryside is better than the city.”

“Uh… But isn’t this too big for the two of you? I don’t think I can clean it all day long.”

“You probably moved because there was a way to manage it. Let’s go in now, if you’re late, they’ll nag you.”

As I led His Holiness to stand in front of the gate, a red, bulky goblin came running out holding a bat.

[Name the visitor! Unless you’re authorized… Huh? Are you Hyukjin?]

“Yes, mister. It’s only been half a year, right? Are you still the gatekeeper?”

[The salary is sweet, and they provide premium alcohol as a bonus, so how can I refuse it? By the way, what is that fox behind you? It looks quite dangerous.]

The gatekeeper pointed the bat at His Holiness and asked for his identity. I answered his question instead of His Holiness, who was startled and hid behind his back.

“The person who will become the daughter-in-law of the family. Could you please take the bat away?”

[daughter-in-law?]

The gatekeeper opened his eyes wide and looked surprised, and then he began to burst out laughing.

[Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

“I feel bad when you suddenly smile like that, man.”

When I burst into laughter and expressed my displeasure, the gatekeeper wiped away his tears and asked for my forgiveness.

[Hehe, sorry if you thought that way. I just laughed because I genuinely thought it was a sergeant. You bringing a companion is truly a world-changing event!]

“No, what’s wrong with bringing the person I’m planning to marry…”

[Don’t you know that well, and will you say it out loud in front of your new girlfriend?]

“Stop.”

When we brought out the yang energy and applied pressure, the goblin immediately closed its mouth, opened the door, and let us into the house.

[The owner and his wife are waiting. Let’s go in.]

“I know even if you don’t say it. Phew, how much of a fuss did your father make?”

As I went in complaining, I noticed that my father and mother were already out in the yard, and at the same time, my father saw His Holiness and me.

“Huhhh!!!!!!!”

He began to shed tears of emotion.