episode_0145

A living room filled with awkward silence.

In a heavy atmosphere where no one spoke, a gorilla with a predatory look began to interrogate the man and woman in front of him.

“So.”

Suppressing her boiling anger as much as possible, the gorilla… no, my sister asked a question in a fierce voice.

“Didn’t I tell you to stop fighting for a month and spend time getting to know each other?”

“Ma, I told you…”

“But why did I hear news of an accident in less than a week? It is also a major accident that cannot be solved except through marriage.”

My sister sighs while touching her forehead as if she is in pain.

Seeing her like that, I presented my opinion in a confident voice, as if retorting.

“Uh, anyway, it will be resolved once you get married, right? Wouldn’t Hyukjin and I just have to stamp ‘Kong’ on the marriage certificate?”

“You crazy bitch! Is marriage a child’s game? And how many children break up after getting married because they don’t get along! I’ve already seen three people around me! If you get divorced like that, what will you do with the child?”

…Well, I never thought about breaking up in the first place.

Hyukjin is leaving me and looking for another woman. Is that really possible?

My sister’s question piqued my curiosity, and I pictured the scene in my head where Hyukjin and I broke up.

‘Let’s break up.’

‘huh.’

‘Don’t you have anything to say? ‘You suddenly want to break up?’

‘There is just one.’

‘What is it?’

‘Let’s just have breakup sex once and let’s go. With real jjinmak.’

After enjoying it for a few days.

‘As expected, it’s a shame we broke up, right? I don’t know who seduced her, but I think I’m a lot better than that bitch.’

‘…’

There will be no reunion or breakup, it will just be like it never happened.

Of course, I will never let that bitch who tried to take Hyukjin away from me go.

In the first place, how could you cheat when you have such a crappy girlfriend, or rather, wife-to-be?

Cute, fluffy ears that make you want to stroke and touch them.

Nine flawless tails that are so desirable and soft that you feel happy when you hug them.

And although it’s a little embarrassing to say, the inner compatibility is close to perfect.

No matter how much I thought about it, I thought it was impossible to cheat, so I answered confidently while hugging Hyukjin.

“There is no need to break up.”

“What?”

“At least I won’t be the first to say we should break up. There will never be a divorce unless Hyukjin leaves first, and.”

I kissed Hyukjin’s cheek with deep affection and said in a whisper.

“If you say you’re leaving, I won’t let you go. Even if I lose everything in the process, I will do anything to not lose Hyukjin.”

As Hyukjin was tightly bound with her adorable tails, the older sister put her hand on her forehead with a bewildered look on her face.

“Hyukjin Yoon, what on earth did you do to him?”

“Haha… It just so happened that it happened, sister.”

Hyukjin scratched his head with a shy smile, and my sister pretended to shoo away a fly and kicked me out of the living room.

“I’m going out for a moment. Because I have something to say alone with this bastard.”

“Can’t we listen together?”

“If you want to get beaten up too, why don’t you stay?”

Ah, it was a conversation between fists. Then there is nothing we can do.

I patted Hyukjin on the back and comforted him.

“Cheer up, my friend. I don’t want a soul wedding, so I have to live it, okay?”

“… Judging from the look in your eyes, I don’t think there’s an answer, but I’ll try my best.”

He stood in front of his sister with the face of a warrior on his way to the final battle with the devil, and I quietly closed the living room door and prayed for Hyukjin to rest in peace.

Please, I hope you come back alive.

—–

When I returned to the living room after the loud hitting sound that shook the mansion ended, I found Hyukjin sprawled out on the floor in a miserable state.

Cheeks swollen like a puffer fish, mouths gushing out blood, and bruises engraved here and there on the body.

I picked up my cell phone, feeling like I needed to call 911 right away, but Hyukjin stood up staggering like a zombie and stopped me.

“If you get carried away from here, you will be beaten even more when you come back.”

A truly understandable reason.

After picking up Hyukjin, who collapsed after saying nothing, I laid him down on the sofa in the living room, gave him a lap pillow, and argued with my sister.

“Didn’t you hit me too hard? The kid’s face is half cut!”

“That’s because I hit you all together. Phew, that kid’s body has gotten really strong. I’m exhausted from hitting you.”

… Wait a minute, now that I think about it, didn’t Hyukjin say he transcended it yesterday?

After that, he crushed the crazy goddess, but what is the identity of the sister who turns Hyukjin into a muksabal?

What kind of father is stronger than this older sister?

If it was going to be like this, I would have just asked my dad to help me.

Then, I don’t think there was any need to achieve victory after all the twists and turns.

I felt a little regret when I saw Hyukjin sleeping peacefully on my lap, but bygones are bygones.

There was nothing worse than regretting something that ended with a happy ending, so I erased my random thoughts and asked my sister.

“But sister, what should I do now? I told my mom that I would never cause an accident, and my dad doesn’t even know that Hyukjin is my husband-to-be?”

“So who wants to cause an accident? My eyes are dark right now, you bitch! I can’t see the real answer!”

“Hide your pregnancy? If you get married as soon as possible, wouldn’t there be no problem?”

“Why have you been asking me to get married since a while ago? Did you put honey on your wedding?”

“Because once you get married, everything is solved! I’m not wrong!”

No matter how many times I think about it, there is no answer as perfect as marriage.

You’re not even married but you have a child? This is definitely a problem, but getting married and having kids is not a problem at all!

Did you have an accident? You can get away with it just by getting married! If you just put a ‘bean’ stamp on the marriage certificate, all you have to do is make a baby on the first night of your honeymoon and say that it was a success!

“Of course!!! Marriage is the answer!!!!!”

“How is that the answer? Stop talking nonsense and calm down for a moment. Is it some kind of ghost that has been haunted by your failure to get married?”

Okay!

“Kaaeang!!!”

In the end, she made a tired face and hit the top of my head with the blade of her hand.

After finally coming back to my senses from that sharp pain, I bowed my head towards my sister as a sign of gratitude.

“Thanks to you, I came back to my senses. Thank you, sister.”

“I was glad to hear that, now I can stop talking about that damn marriage…”

“But I think there is no better way than a real marriage! Think about it, sister! If you really just get married, everything will be resolved?!”

“Haa…..”

My sister sighed, shook her head, and opened her mouth.

“Just tell the truth that you had an accident. Just looking at this magnificent mansion, it looks like you have the ability to raise a child, so there’s no problem, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right, but honestly, I’m scared. What will Mom say and what will Dad say?”

“Shouldn’t Hyukjin, who is in your lap right now, be the one to worry about how his dad will turn out? I hit him with all my sincerity, but if my dad hits me with all my sincerity…”

“You have to get in front and try to block it somehow. There are grandchildren in the boat, so you really want to stab them with your hands?”

“I don’t know, I might act friendly in front of you but then send you to the goal when you’re not around. The only thing you have to fear now is your mother and your in-laws. Do Hyukjin’s parents know that you’re pregnant?”

When I shook my head in response to my sister’s question, she sighed and held the back of her neck.

“The lady and the uncle will be surprised too. No, does the good thing outweigh the surprise? Your son, who seems like he won’t be able to get married, suddenly brought a pregnant woman, so you must be happy.”

“…I think we’ll just pass it off as if it’s not a big deal because we’re from such a cheerful family. He… he may be running a lot of circuits.”

Did you say it was Bujeonjeon?

To put it simply, it would be convenient to think of the uncle, or father-in-law, as adding a variation to Hyukjin’s sexual desires.

BL, a true ‘possible’, excluding gore.

A person so eccentric that one wonders how his beautiful mother-in-law could have fallen for such a person.

If I were to meet her for the first time like this, wouldn’t she be bothered the entire time she was at her in-laws’ house?

” When I think about it, it’s scary. I’m already afraid of what my father-in-law will say. ”

“He may be a little eccentric, but he’s not scary, right? Why is that person scary?”

“You don’t need to know, it was a long time ago.”

Dismissing it, I picked up my phone and asked my sister.

“Should I call my mom right now and tell her the whole truth?”

“That’s good. They say that the one that gets hit first hurts less, right? In addition to calling, I also set up a day to visit with Hyukjin, because it seems to me that it would be best to rush this marriage.”

My older sister cheered me on by stroking my head, and as I gained strength, I immediately called my mom.

[♩♪]

The tension reaches its peak as I hear the ring tone coming from my cell phone.

How would your mother react if you suddenly told her that you had an accident? Would you like to show an angry orc warchief like your sister?

While I was calming my trembling heart, my mom answered the phone and welcomed me with her unique soft voice.

[huh? Your Holiness, what is it that you are calling about? The sun will rise in the west tomorrow!]

Well, if you hear that I got into an accident, wouldn’t you really be able to see the sun rise in the west?

Expecting that my angelic mother would soon turn into a witch, I spoke straight to the point.

“I’m pregnant, Mom.”

As if my expectations were correct, my mother was silent for a while before opening her mouth.

[Oh my, fuck.]