episode_0144

“Uh, what should I do, Hyukjin? Should I first stamp the marriage certificate?”

“Wait, calm down for a moment. Because I’m so confused right now.”

“I can’t calm down… What should I do? What should I tell Mom and Dad? You said you made sure to use birth control and that you would never cause an accident?”

“Isn’t it me who gets beaten to death anyway? What do you have to worry about?”

“Still!”

In the midst of the chaos created by a small 7,000 won device, Hyukjin and I quickly started to think of a solution.

“You said you’re not pregnant? Didn’t you say that the probability of becoming pregnant between different species is lower than the probability of winning first place in the lottery?”

“Well, I thought so… but this is what happened…?”

“I’m not saying this is happening, you bitch! Don’t just laugh and laugh, quickly think of a way to save someone’s life!”

“Well, it’s your fault for enjoying it without any regrets, so endure it with spite and patience?”

“What would an accomplice say when he caught me every time I tried to take him out and didn’t let him go? Haha… this is a really big deal. Fuck, if this happens, I think my father-in-law and brother-in-law will be mad at me.”

Hyukjin lowers his head and sighs at the sudden notice.

The guy who was showing his distress seemed pitiful, so I carefully hugged his face. Hyukjin soon regained his composure, perhaps because burying his face in his chest had an effect.

“This is a fun hidden camera, right? Are you trying to kill me by collaborating with Foxine?”

“…Do you hate the fact that I’m pregnant so much?”

When I answered the question asked helplessly in a sullen voice, Hyukjin took his face away from my chest and shook his head.

“No, it’s not like that… It’s because it was too sudden. I thought you would at least last until the honeymoon.”

He smiled calmly and spoke calmly.

“What the maid said turned out to be true. I never thought I was really pregnant. Well, you’re good at eating anything, but I should have known from the moment you said you didn’t have an appetite.”

“There was a basis for that. If you give a dog a meal full of vegetables that an elf would eat, you wonder if it will have an appetite, but of course it won’t.”

“Still, it’s normal if you noticed it in the mango. Ugh, the maid and you suddenly started talking about pregnancy, so I thought about something and it turned out to be this.”

Hyukjin, who was muttering with a look on his face, suddenly looked at my lower body and burst into laughter.

“You seem to be in quite a hurry, too. Seeing how you took off your dolphin pants and came all the way here with your panties on.”

“Well, it’s worth the rush! This pregnancy is a serious matter…”

Only then did I realize that the outfit was extremely vulgar and I blushed, but Hyukjin opened his mouth and hugged me as if it didn’t matter.

“First, let’s get dressed and go to the hospital. I need to make sure I’m pregnant, and I need to hear what I need to be careful about in the future.”

“Ugh, yes. Let’s assume that the person fully dressed first will be waiting at the door. Then, wait a little while?”

After getting out of Hyukjin’s arms, I smiled and waved, and after leaving his room, I leaned against the wall for a moment.

“Hehe… Hee hee hee…”

Laughter bursting out without any hesitation.

I grinned so brightly that even the ghost maids passing by tilted their heads and muttered in a low voice.

“Now, it’s really mine.”

It’s a bit disappointing that I couldn’t take advantage of the confusion to stamp the marriage certificate. But that will be filmed sooner or later anyway.

After confirming the pregnancy at the obstetrics and gynecology clinic, if you take Hyukjin back to your parents’ house for permission to get married, you will be beaten to the point of death by your sister and father.

In the end, he will allow you to marry, because he is not so cold-hearted as to tell you to give up your child.

With the marriage permission from the main family out of the question, all that’s left now is to roast Hyukjin’s parents.

“You can talk about it slowly with Hyukjin after you get to the hospital. There’s plenty of time, so things will work out somehow. Hehe…”

With a bright smile, I walked towards my room.

—–

The place I visited with Hyukjin was a hospital in the back world.

Since we didn’t know what would happen if we were examined in the front world, we had no choice but to find the back world, enter a thatched-roof house that looked like something out of a historical drama, and begin the examination.

“Umm…”

A congressman who looked like a quack placed his finger on my wrist for a long time, saying he wanted to feel my pulse.

“Umm…!”

He made a strange noise, but soon nodded, opened his eyes, and smiled at Hyukjin.

“Congratulations, it’s your first term! Rakshasa, I can’t believe I get to see you having children! It’s something to live for a long time!”

“Damn Yeongtaeng, is there a law that says I shouldn’t have children? I am also human, human. If anyone hears it, they’ll think it’s a monster without blood or tears.”

“I heard that if you are an enemy, you are a fool and look at your head first, but I guess that rumor wasn’t true.”

Smiling, the doctor carefully let go of my wrist.

“I think it’s like you in many ways. Choosing a companion as Cheonho and accomplishing the near-impossible task of retiring. Applause alone seems to be not enough for your greatness.”

The congressman took something out of a drawer, put it in my hand, and opened his mouth.

” Receive it, O Heavenly One who has possessed Rakshasa. If you drink the decoction for breakfast and lunch, you will probably be able to give birth to a healthy child.”

“Thank you?”

” When it comes to being thankful, I am more thankful. The corners of my mouth are already turning up when I think about how that bastard will cry and make a fuss when you give birth.”

When the congressman teased him with a sinister smile, Hyukjin distorted his face and threatened the congressman.

“If you don’t want to close the door here from today, stop talking strangely, old man.”

“If I close the door, it would be a huge loss to you, right? Where else can we find a congressman like this again?”

“That’s right.”

Hyukjin relaxes his expression and sighs. And the congressman grandfather who makes fun of that guy endlessly.

I, who was happily watching the two of them play Tiki Taka, stood up and pulled Hyukjin towards me.

“We’ve confirmed that you’re pregnant, so let’s leave now. You look very bothered too.”

“Hmm? Not bothersome at all…”

“It’s annoying, right?”

“Keu, keuhm!”

When I noticed him with a smile, the old man cleared his throat and gave an order to congratulate the guests. Hyeok-jin and I left the thatched house and returned to the mansion and began discussing measures.

“What should I do? I think I’ll be kicked out if I go to them and say, ‘I had an accident.’ Should I at least give them a heads up?”

“I think I’ll probably get called out as soon as I speak out, but ugh… I’m already getting chills down my spine thinking about getting beaten up like a dog by my father-in-law.”

“Or should I tell you first? If you are, you might know a way, right?”

“Well, rather than helping, I think I’ll just end up getting beaten up.”

Hyukjin showed a negative attitude towards my opinion, but since I was in a situation where I had to borrow a fox’s paw, I persuaded Hyukjin and called my sister.

[hello?]

An irritated voice heard after a brief call connection tone.

For a moment, I had a strong urge to hang up, but I suppressed the urge and spoke to my sister in as friendly a voice as possible.

“Uh, sister? Are you very busy right now?”

[Just say what you want to say and hang up, I’m busy dealing with a strange pervert right now.]

[Quaaah!!! Darling!!! Oh, this hurts so much!!!]

[Who is your darling, you pervert!!!!!]

[Gyaaagh!!!]

The terrible screams I hear from time to time make me cringe.

I guess I got the timing right. It’s a fucking life, why should I call you when I’m so stressed out?

I don’t think I should tell this to my sister. If I tell you now, won’t Hyukjin be horribly murdered?

As I keep my mouth shut due to the creeping fear, I hear the voice of the Reaper.

[Tell me quickly, what’s going on? If you contact me because of flirting, I will kill you.]

“Well, it’s not like that, it’s a bit, really a bit of a serious problem, sister.”

[A little serious? Damn, just because you’re a little serious has never been ‘just a little’ serious, right? So what is it?]

My sister sighs deeply and asks an interrogative question.

[What’s going on? Hyukjin, did that bastard cheat? What on earth is this problem that makes it so serious?]

“That…”

[Don’t waste time, tell me quickly, what’s going on!]

My sister must have been so frustrated that she screamed as if her eardrums were going to rip.

I was intimidated by that angry voice and ended up telling her that I was pregnant.

“I, I’m pregnant!”

[…?]

“I tested it today and there were two lines! Just in case, I went to an obstetrician and gynecologist and they said I was pregnant!”

[…]

Is this what the calm before the storm feels like? When I told her everything, she didn’t say anything.

“Sister?”

In the awkward silence, with growing fear, I called out to my sister, but she remained silent.

As I was trembling and just looking at Hyukjin, I heard a creepy, murderous voice whispering.

[I had an accident.]

“Ugh, yes.”

[Didn’t I tell you to make sure you use birth control?]

“I did it.”

[however?]

When I was once again silent in response to a question with numerous implications, my sister hung up the phone.

Next, he sent me a brief message saying he would visit me later.

[I get my emotions together and go find it. Wash your neck and wait, both of you]

…If you’re just going to wash your neck and wait, there’s no need to control your emotions, sister.

Honestly, wouldn’t the situation be the same whether you come here a little later or now?

As I was just looking at my phone screen with a blank face, Hyukjin came closer and checked the message from my sister.

“Fucked.”

With a liberated face on his face, he took out his amulet and began writing his will.