episode_0142

[What do you call this?]

Author: Milfganatnyaroriganatnya

(A photo of a slender female-shaped slime leisurely crawling on the floor, looking at the camera)

(A photo of a plump female-shaped slime trying to mount on top and attempt mating)

(A photo of a young girl-shaped slime being petted while drooling macarons)

Oh my goodness

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– Is Jellypaki gay…?

ㄴ But you saw it, right? _(Author)

ㄴ Seriously;;

– Is crawling a public indecency crime?

ㄴ Golden correct answer _(Author)

ㄴ Is this crazy bastard for real?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– But they’re not that scary for creatures that look like that, right? With proper attention to detail, they can melt almost anything if they set their minds to it?

ㄴ That’s why it’s disturbing, right? Being naked every time you go out, it’s embarrassing, just the thought of it… ㅗㅜㅑ…_(Author)

ㄴ What are the police even doing? Not catching this perverted bastard;;

– Clean up the spoiled part in the middle, you damn slime

ㄴ (Yellow-haired angelcon arguing it’s just well-cooked)_(Author)

ㄴ (Pink-haired devilcon gesturing to clean up the chicken coop)

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“Welcome, guest. Shall I assist you with seating?”

[(≧▽≦)]

After moving the pathetic pixie who fainted from being hit by Nero’s front paw to a safe place, I immediately started to greet the slime guest who was wandering around the area.

A female-shaped jelly who answers with cute expressions and nods her head, as the rumor goes that she can’t speak due to the lack of vocal cords.

I quickly tidied up the seat where the pixie was sitting and cautiously suggested to her to sit in the adjacent seat.

Squish squish.

Wiggle wiggle.

It seems to be made of liquid, but how does it leave no trace when moving?

Curiously watching with an interested gaze, the leisurely moving slime guest had suddenly taken a seat in front of me.

[(⚆_⚆)]

Seeing her look around again after taking a seat, it seems she’s looking for the menu.

Having roughly figured out what she wants, I handed the menu I retrieved from the pixie to the slime.

“Looking for the menu? Here it is, guest!”

[✦‿✦]

Seeming satisfied, the slime showed a content expression as she received the menu.

After briefly examining the menu, she soon made a decision and with a cheerful smile, she informed me of her choice of cocktail.

[(*´∀`*)]

The cocktail she chose was

A cocktail quite famous even among those unfamiliar with cocktails, as it closely resembled the color of her body.

Having taken the order, I started preparing the Blue Hawaii while pondering various questions about the slime.

Putting ice in a shaker, adding rum, blue curaçao, and coconut rum, then pouring half of pineapple juice, shaking vigorously.

Next, straining into a highball glass filled with ice, garnishing with a pineapple, and it’s complete.

Taking in the subtly rising sweet aroma, I handed the finished Blue Hawaii to the slime guest.

“Here’s your Blue Hawaii ~ Enjoy it leisurely, please?”

[(๑>∀ д <)]

"Ha, hahaha… I'm sorry, guest. I, I actually saw a slime variant for the first time today…"

[(*´﹃｀*)]

The slime guest, for some reason, made a momentarily disappointed expression, then dipped her finger into the cocktail.

As she did, a rare sight that I had never seen before in all my time as a bartender began to unfold before my eyes.

Starting from her finger, the color of Blue Hawaii's semi-transparent body gradually changed like spreading paint.

Observing the mysterious actions of this little-known species, I thought to myself.

Although there were several uncomfortable aspects to conversing with them.

It seemed like I was going to have quite an interesting time.

—–

'Sweet.'

The sweet taste that could be felt all over the body.

At the same time, feeling hunger and thirst slowly dissipating, the slime showed a lazy smile.

[(*˘︶˘*)]

Since becoming a variant, she had been continuously thinking about it, but her body was truly fascinating.

How on earth did she become a body that could digest everything, and not only that, but everything seemed edible to her.

She could change her appearance, but why was her default form fixed to her human form from her past.

Thinking briefly about the other peculiarities, she quickly shook her head and snapped out of her reverie.

No matter how much she researched, there were no significant results, so what was the point of continuing to wonder?

Living life, someone else would surely uncover the secrets of her body.

Even though her body had changed strangely, her daily life hadn't changed much compared to her human days.

The slime organized all the complex thoughts that had come to mind and began to focus on savoring the taste of the cocktail once again.

"…"

[(ㆁωㆁ*)?]

However, the bartender's gaze was too intense to enjoy the moment.

What could she possibly want to say?

As the slime tilted her head, the closed mouth of the vampire slowly opened.

"Um, excuse me, but you know? I'm really curious, that's why I'm asking…"

[(*´・∀・)??]

"If it's not too much trouble, may I touch your hand for a moment?"

Are you curious about the sensation?

Well, that could be. Slimes aren't as common as orcs or goblins.

If it's just your hand, it should be fine.

Deciding it was okay to touch, the slime quietly reached out her hand towards the bartender.

The vampire, with a gleam in her eye, cautiously began to touch the slime's hand.

"The sensation is really… I don't know if I can say this, but it feels like a slime toy. Did you really authentically recreate that toy?"

[( ･ิω･ิ)]

"But the more I touch it, the more addictive it… Oops, I'm sorry. I got too carried away with touching, didn't I? I'll, I'll stop here…"

It feels like I won't be able to stop if I touch more.

Concerned about addiction, the vampire quickly withdrew her hand and apologized, while the slime smiled compassionately towards her.

Compared to the mischievous husband who wanted to touch regardless of time and place, the bartender was closer to a fairy.

"…Where on earth does this body think it's so great that it keeps boasting about it?"

Well, I guess it doesn't matter much since the frequency of sharing love has increased significantly compared to before.

The slime bit her tongue in her mind, recalling a dizzying moment from the past and letting out a deep sigh.

Even if it's to prove that she loves him, attempting to insert it so casually…

No matter how much of a loving husband he may be, isn't this really insane!

The slime tried to cool down the heated atmosphere with a refreshing cocktail.

Jiwoo, who had stopped her actions while touching her forehead, looked at her intently, giving the guest some alone time by distancing herself from the table for a moment.

And before she knew it, she began conversing with Jaehyuk who had approached.

"Guest Slime, I haven't seen you before, everything alright?"

"Yeah! I was really worried, but you were so quiet and cute. How about you? I heard you shouting a few times, are you okay?"

"I was just a normal drunk, what can I say. I mean, why can't a person of your age handle their alcohol properly."

…Quiet and cute, I can't figure out these two.

By the way, their conversation seems quite interesting, should I eavesdrop for a moment?

The slime, intrigued by the conversation between the bartenders, focused her senses on the auditory organ.

Soon enough, she was able to overhear the embarrassing conversation between the two bartenders.

"Oh, right. You just touched the Slime guest earlier. How did it feel? Seemed like you were touching her frantically."

"Um… what should I say, it felt like touching a Slime toy, neither too much nor too little? It was slippery and soft, addictive."

"Oh, I feel like I want to touch it too? I should go ask…"

Thud.

A loud sound that could be heard even without concentration.

While the slime, who was relaxed, was startled, the vampire's soft purple voice continued.

"Excuse me…"

"Uh, yes? What did you just say?"

"Don't ask since it's rude. And…"

"And?"

"You don't have to go out of your way to ask for permission. Th-there's something softer here."

…Oh my.

The slime, who was eavesdropping on the conversation between the two, was relieved to realize that she hadn't created a vocal organ at this moment.

If she had succeeded in creating one and could speak, she would have definitely been in an awkward situation.

When will she be able to witness such a fresh and sweet sight again?

Although the glass had long been empty, she couldn't miss out on the interesting moment unfolding before her.

She quietly waited for the conversation to end while munching on a biscuit.