Chapter Index

    **Title) Finally caught him. The Cabbage Pancake.**

    (Photo of Betzdo stage cleared)

    I was going to quit the game originally, but damn it, I was so unjustly treated that I started again.

    Because of someone, I couldn’t even see the guide and just rammed my head through it to clear it. Is this good enough?

    And the most important thing.

    →Loki, you guy, how far have you cleared? I’ll catch up soon.

    ㄴNot good. You just cleared that now?

    ㄴThis guy still won’t say Betzdo.

    ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ Still, if you cleared it without looking at a single guide, I admit it.

    ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ ‘I’ll catch up soon,’ my ass. Loki posts clickbait at least once a day, do you think he’s a joke?

    ㄴIsn’t Loki currently rank 1?

    ㄴSeriously ㅋㅋ And Betzdo’s pattern difficulty is on the easier side compared to other Necromancers.

    ㄴPoster) Don’t be ridiculous, you’re saying this fucking pattern is easy?

    ㄴAt least you could clear it just by ramming your head against it without a guide. Most other Necromancers can’t be beaten even if you ram your head against them.

    ㄴBut the vanguard guys don’t have guides to look at, do they?

    ㄴThose guys are just crazy.

    ㄴBut why are you looking for Loki?

    ㄴThe poster of this thread is the guy who got tricked by Loki last time and dropped all his items ㅋㅋ

    ㄴAh ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    ㄴㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ You still haven’t quit.

    ㄴPoster) Don’t laugh, damn it, I couldn’t even sleep because of that.

    ㄴBut Loki has only been posting clickbait lately and not clear certification posts.

    ㄴIsn’t he stuck for a moment?

    ㄴWell, the difficulty gets harder as you go, so it would take a long time to clear, right?

    ㄴLoki) I reset my account and am starting over from the beginning?

    ㄴPoster) ???

    ㄴ?????

    ㄴ?…..???

    ㄴ????

    ㄴWhy??

    ????

    ㄴLoki) Because my favorite character died.

    ㄴSepia?

    ㄴSepia dies early on, so it’s definitely not Sepia.

    ㄴPoster) No deductions. What if that crazy guy spoils something?

    ㄴLoki) All the special class students except for the protagonist.

    ㄴPoster) Damn it.

    ㄴ??????

    ㄴIs that real?

    ㄴLoki) ㅋㅋ Of course it’s a lie.

    ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ Right?

    ㄴPoster) Phew, I was scared I was really going to get spoiled.

    ㄴLoki) Anyway, if Alicia uses Dragon’s Breath, most of them would die, so why would all the special class students die?

    ㄴ?????

    ㄴ?????

    ㄴ?? Why would Alicia use Dragon’s Breath?

    ㄴLoki) Because she’s a dragon?

    ㄴ?????

    ㄴ??

    ㄴ???

    ㄴLoki) Ah, is this really a spoiler? Sorry sorry 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜)

    ㄴYou bastard.

    ㄴAre you really a crazy bastard?

    ㄴNow he’s messing around in the comments.

    ㄴHe’s sitting there saying ‘sorry sorry,’ that bastard.

    ㄴThe reason why that guy is truly malicious → He can delete comments, but he hasn’t deleted them even after 10 years, they’re still there.

    **Title) How to easily cook Cabbage, a newbie crusher made for newbies that even newbies can do.**

    (Roughly a photo showing that he cleared up to this stage)

    ★What newbies must keep in mind the most ★

    If the name of the person who posted the guide is Loki, always avoid it. It looks really plausible when you read it, right? But if you do it, you’ll be screwed.

    **[Tips for catching Cabbage]**

    1. First, you have to catch the henchmen. It’s absolutely impossible to fight the Necromancer one-on-one. I’m not talking about the summoned skeletons, but the Necromancer’s annoying henchmen next to them. Anyway, skeletons revive infinitely if the Necromancer has mana left, so don’t bother defeating them and focus on the henchmen first. If you get hit by a skeleton, only your HP is reduced, but if a henchman attacks with black mana, you’ll get every debuff imaginable.

    2. And these are the characteristics of the skeletons. Long-armed Skeleton: A skeleton whose arms look slightly longer than other skeletons. Suddenly, its arms stretch out in an instant, like a character from a pirate manga. Long-tongued Skeleton: A skeleton that has a tongue, unlike other skeletons. Before extending its tongue, it places both feet on the ground and lowers its body slightly. . . . Small Skeleton: Skeletons that appear when you approach Betzdo closely. If you know about them, it’s not that difficult.

    If you memorize all of this and practice, even a newbie can clear it.

    ㄴA characteristic of posts written for newbies. Newbies don’t look at them; veterans come to check if there are any mistakes.

    ㄴSeriously ㅋㅋ

    ㄴHmph! Back in my day, there was no such thing as a guide. You had to play it yourself to improve your skills, these kids nowadays, tsk tsk.

    ㄴGrandpa, have you even played this game?

    (Photo of current rank 3) I’m better than you, you brat.

    ㄴUnbelievable.

    ㄴWhy are there no normal people among the rankers?

    ㄴBecause if you’re normal, you can’t be a ranker.

    ㄴIt’s Betzdo, Betzdo! How many times do I have to say it!

    ㄴWhy is this guy so obsessed with the name?

    ㄴIt seems the poster deliberately isn’t writing it correctly because of this guy’s reaction.

    ㄴSeriously ㅋㅋ

    ㄴNo one is talking about the content of the post ㅋㅋ I wrote it pretty well though.

    ㄴㅋㅋ You did write it well. The problem is you wrote it too detailed.

    ㄴWhy is that a problem?

    ㄴIt’s fucking long. If you were a newbie, would you read all of it?

    ㄴAh, ㅋㅋㅋ

    ㄴ(Absolute newbie) But why should I avoid Loki’s posts? Last time, I easily pushed through a stage with a guide written by that person.

    ㄴㅋㅋ You’re a real absolute newbie.

    ㄴThat’s just you being lucky.

    ㄴThat’s why Loki is truly malicious. Some methods are surprisingly good, but some are surprisingly screwed up methods.

    -Loki) Hmm… ( ˙⤙˙ )

    ㄴPoster) Don’t use those annoying emoticons, just say it with words.

    ㄴLoki) You wrote it well, but if you do that, Sepia dies.

    ㄴ????????

    ㄴPoster) What kind of innovative provocation is this?

    ㄴBut wasn’t Sepia already dead when you met Betzdo?

    ㄴYep, that’s why you meet Betzdo in the story.

    ㄴLoki) So you have to go find Betzdo first before he kills Sepia.

    ㄴ>???

    ㄴIs that possible?

    ㄴLoki) Yep, but there’s one problem.

    ㄴWhat is it?

    ㄴLoki) Well…

    ㄴYep.

    ㄴLoki) Hmm….

    ㄴAh, just say it quickly.

    ㄴSeriously, now he’s just playing around in the comments.

    ㄴLoki) Besides Betzdo, you have to face one more Necromancer at the same time.

    ㄴ………

    ㄴ………

    ㄴ….. What?

    “Who are you?”

    One of Betzdo’s subordinates, acting as a representative, asked the masked man.

    Unlike their defenseless attitude towards the old man just moments ago, all of Betzdo’s subordinates regarded the masked man with caution.

    The fact that his appearance instantly changed from an old man, and that he instantly struck down their comrade, were not just one or two suspicious points.

    However, the answer that came back was a playful voice, contrary to his recent actions.

    “I am a handsome young man who sells vegetables ordinarily, reliably, and diligently.”

    “Aaaaargh!”

    The comrade who had been struck by the masked man was still screaming.

    The man, who could be called the representative among Betzdo’s subordinates, gave an order without taking his eyes off the masked man.

    “Kill him.”

    The weight of his words was different from when he had ordered them to kill the old man earlier.

    He knew it. That this would be a battle, not a unilateral slaughter.

    The subordinates, having heard the man’s command, surrounded the masked man.

    Black mana emanated an ominous aura from their hands.

    But he didn’t think the battle would last long.

    This was because he believed his comrade had been caught off guard due to the old man’s appearance.

    “Oh my, how scary. This is why it’s hard to make a living selling vegetables.”

    The masked man, Loki, spoke leisurely, unconcerned whether dozens of people surrounded him or not.

    As if this much was nothing at all.

    Swish, whoosh, whir.

    “Die!”

    Betzdo’s subordinates rushed forward to kill Loki, but.

    “I don’t want to.”

    Not a single attack grazed even Loki’s cloak.

    As time passed and Loki evaded more attacks, Betzdo’s subordinates began to grow anxious.

    This was because the battle, which they had thought would end quickly, dragged on.

    Moreover, their opponent hadn’t taken a single hit and hadn’t even lost his breath.

    “You don’t seriously think you can defeat all of us by yourself, do you?”

    “I’m just planning to play around for a bit like this, then run away, you know?”

    One of Betzdo’s subordinates spoke, and Loki replied with a shrug.

    Loki’s goal, after all, was to prevent them from interfering with Sepia’s fight.

    “You don’t seriously think we’re going to let you leave here alive, do you?”

    One of Betzdo’s subordinates growled at Loki, but.

    Snickered!

    Loki openly scoffed upon hearing those words.

    “So what are you going to do? Are you going to keep fighting me like this? I’m still perfectly fine, you know?”

    The representative of Betzdo’s subordinates thought after hearing Loki’s words.

    If this were normal times, he would have killed that arrogant guy, even if it took a little time, but now he had to go to Lord Betzdo quickly.

    The signal Lord Betzdo sent was to gather all nearby subordinates.

    It’s highly likely that Lord Betzdo is currently fighting Mordor.

    He always used to say he’d kill Mordor as if it were a habit.

    ‘If any more time is wasted, there’s no telling what Lord Betzdo might do.’

    ‘Here……….’

    Clang.

    “Stop.”

    The man commanded, sheathing the sword he had drawn.

    They didn’t even know exactly what situation Lord Betzdo was in, so there was no room to waste strength.

    “Ignore him and go to Lord Betzdo.”

    At the man’s words, the people surrounding Loki put away their weapons.

    Just as they were about to ignore Loki and enter the forest.

    Loki, who had only been dodging until now, swung his sword.

    “What is this now?”

    “It’s obvious you have something urgent going on, so this changes things.”

    “….What do you want?”

    “Just give me 50 gold coins for the vegetables. If you don’t want to, you can play with me longer. For your information, I’m really confident in my ability to escape, you know?”

    Gritting.

    “Give that guy 50 gold coins.”

    “B-but.”

    “Shut up! We don’t have time to deal with a strange guy like that right now.”

    At the man’s words, Betzdo’s subordinates handed over 50 gold coins.

    “Thank you, customer!”

    The masked man, who had received the money, vanished like smoke.

    .

    After paying the masked man 50 gold coins, Betzdo’s subordinates continued walking through the forest.

    Now all they had to do was rush to Betzdo, but their expressions were not good.

    It wasn’t because the masked man had extorted money from them.

    Crash! Bang! Crash!

    Even now, the sounds of Lord Betzdo fighting someone continued to be heard, but no matter how much they walked, they didn’t get closer.

    They checked, wondering if they had been hit by an illusion spell, but they hadn’t been affected by one.

    So what exactly was the situation they were experiencing now…?

    About 40 minutes after they started walking.

    Someone pointed ahead with a finger.

    “Someone’s visible!”

    “Is that Lord Betzdo?”

    They ran towards the human figure, and once the figure became clearly visible, they all stopped.

    “……………..”

    “………………”

    “………………”

    “Please buy some of this……..”

    What was waiting for them was an old man selling vegetables.

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