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The abbreviated form of the ‘Game of Gods’, which unites the gods of the universe, was so popular that it could be said that there were as many users as the number of adult gods.

As it was a historic competition, there were countless rules, but the most famous rule was ‘Newbies must start from the Outer Space League.’

Whether he was a self-star god born on a planet no one knows about in the corner of the universe, or a god born from a famous battle family in the central league, he always had his debut season in the outer space league.

Depending on the place of origin, it was divided into the Central Outer Space League and the Frontier Outer Space League, but it was the same season anyway. Naturally, the same event was shared regardless of region.

[Popular posts on the Outer Space B League bulletin board.]

[What kind of pervert bastard is this who uses skills while taking off his clothes? Fuck…]

[I was worried because I heard you were a guardian appointed by the Fairy Queen? That’s not to say that I was barely able to get through the first stage and even talked to the queen. So I prepared…

(Screenshot of John taking off his clothes)

(Mosaic extending from the groin)

This crazy bastard pops out. It’s so fucking strong, but so fucking strong. [#1 in other league rankings, is that correct?]

ㄴFirst of all, where are you from? This is my first time seeing such a perverted species in my life. What kind of race takes off their clothes before fighting?

ㄴAnalysis results. species human. Class Paladin.

ㄴA human and a paladin are such a pervert? He’s not the paladin I know?

I guess the goddess is a pervert.

[Popular posts on the Outer Space C League bulletin board.]

[How to move to another area without dealing with crazy people.]

[Supplies: Several female minions to attract aggro. A quick-footed minion. Several tank minions.

First, let the crazy human subdue the female minion. Then send a tank to get the attention of the two vampirs. Lastly, if you send fast-moving minions to search, fairies will come out, right? If you ask them, ‘I want to switch to the fairy formation,’ you don’t have to fight crazy humans.]

ㄴI sent five level 1 female minions, but they were defeated in 5 seconds…

Send it to level 2. Level 1 is not even a waste of time.

ㄴSummary of strategy article

ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is why you guys are in the marginal league. If you’re a trainer, shouldn’t you fight head on and think about winning? Loser bastards hahahaha

ㄴThis is the baby fairy Jinhyeong. I spring.

No, no~ I took 20 minions and woke them up~

ㄴYou have to take 20 to catch only 5? That crazy human bastard is so fucking strong.

Fuck… After seeing this post, I spent all my money to buy a minion and got robbed… You should only take male minions. Getting pregnant overlapped…

[Popular posts on the Central Outer Space A-League bulletin board.]

[How to conquer the fairy guardian.]

[The guardian party consists of two vampire warriors. There is a half-elf elementalist who commands higher-level spirits, a Lamia who uses a spear, and finally, a crazy human who is a hot topic.

Vampir Murimin once led the meta, so I won’t explain it as I assume you know it well. Use undead as a counter. The fog summoned by the Lamia Lancer causes mechanical minions at level 1 to malfunction.

Please deal with the half-elf spiritist as quickly as possible. If you think that you will run out of mana quickly because it is level 1, you would be very mistaken.

When you run out of mana, the fairy refills it. Due to the buff, mana amount increases and one more high-level spirit is summoned. Once the entire line is defeated, they will use the elementalization pattern, so be sure to deal with them early on.

Lamia must protect the Elementalist and send strong minions. Trainers who can kill Elementalists and Lamia in a short period of time can use Machines as a counter to Vampir.

Last but not least, the crazy human being.

First of all, it seems like [Iron Man] is one of the talents he possesses. A level 1 minion can’t even scratch the skin of a madman.

And the crazy human skill I confirmed was [Self-Healing]. [Naked Armor], [Fire Truck Game], [Getting Pregnant].

It’s a [mimicry] that a crazy person might have, even though he didn’t say it out loud.

Excluding [Self-Healing], this is a skill I have never seen before. [Naked Armor] is literally a skill where you wear armor made of divine power on your naked body, [Fire Truck Game] is a magnetic power buff, and [Pregnant] is also a magnetic power buff.

[Fire Truck Game] is ok, but the buff effect for [Impregnating], which is estimated to be S rank, is crazy. I also won against three decent level 2 minions.

The crazy man’s fighting style is similar to, but different from, a tank with [Iron Man]. Bom is more appropriate because it is the completed form of Dil Tang.

Most attacks are hit with the body and counterattacked. Because of the buff described above, the minion has strength and agility close to the limit of level 2, so if you make a mistake, your minion will be fatally injured.

Because there are times when I fall asleep… (omitted)

The most scary thing is the change in combat style described above.

The crazy man appears holding a normal grade sword. But I know other weapons are different too.

When you catch a weapon dropped by a dead minion, your style changes dramatically. We saw spear skills reminiscent of martial artists, sword fighting skills reminiscent of holy knights, and even the ability to steal a horse and ride it to turn into a knight.

This is why I guess he has a skill called [Mimic].

Then, I hope you deal well with the crazy person and earn points.]

ㄴPlease summarize in 3 lines.

ㄴSo where is the strategy for attacking crazy people?

ㄴIt was the fairy guardian strategy. I didn’t say it was a crazy person strategy lol.

ㄴThis is information obtained through a reliable route, and it is said that you can kill a minion who was active in the regular league by bringing him down by leveling him down and then using a special move.

ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋ There is no such thing as stupid. If that happens, I’ll be number 1 in the rankings, you idiot.

Don’t do it?

[Popular posts on the outer space A-League bulletin board.]

[We, the A-League, officially declare that we are not like crazy people.]

[Crazy people are crazy people in every universe. Among them all, he is especially crazy. It is like a virus that has nothing to do with the average personality or environment of the A-League.]

ㄴBut I’m proud of you, Carverwall! A-League’s largest output cover wall!

ㄴThe number one person I want to abstain from when I meet him in battle.

ㄴ Who is in second place?

B ‘Johannes Graham’

ㄴ Ah haha, the 1st place ranking is acknowledged haha.

ㄴAdministrator. Please block Mechas.

This comment will soon be blocked by the administrator.

ㄴLet’s spread the word about our good culture. Let’s spread Mechas to other leagues as well.

ㄴ(Carverwall’s Third Bridge) My brother’s achievements should be spread widely. I will do it!

Die, die, die, die, die, die, die

ㄴWhy did you make Mechas?Why did you make Mechas?Why did you make Mechas?Why did you make Mechas?

ㄴWhy am I not permanently blocked?Why am I not permanently blocked?Why am I not permanently blocked?

Day 3 of the fairy appearance event. Yohan dominated the most popular posts in all communities. I was shocked by the existence of the A-League, which had faced Yohan in battle, but what about other leagues?

The management, who wanted to prevent the disaster of mass pregnancy of minions, limited Replica’s reproductive ability, but the [Pregnant] buff could not be excluded, so the skill was left as is.

So the replica behaved like the main body. In some ways, it was more than the main body. Since there was no one to stop him, when a female minion appeared, he rushed to get her pregnant first.

When Yohan rushed in and attracted attention, Cheonsol and Ranran’s replicas used hit and run, and Avni fired spirit magic wildly.

When an assassin was sent to kill Avni, Replica gritted his teeth and stopped him.

If you dispatch a lot of people, you can catch the back line, but due to the synergy between the Diamond Bull Ingot and Naked Armor, Yohan has higher defense than a pure tank, but he also has excellent attack power, so he couldn’t put in too much power to go on a rampage.

In the end, ‘hehe. The first stage will be easy, right? I have to work hard to collect points and get a fairy minion.’ The newbie trainers who participated in the event with this thought had a hard time.

The trainer who came close to having his precious female minion raped suffered an intense mental shock that was comparable to trauma.

The trainers, who were in shock until the second day, took action on the third day.

A planet in the middle of space. To celebrate the launch of the Gods’ Game, key executives gathered on a planet jointly owned by several developers and opened as a tourist destination.

A round table that looks like it was made from the coiled tail of a falling comet. A god with an insect head and a furry body opened his mouth.

-Inquiries from users are flooding in. We are receiving inquiries not only from general users but also from children of prestigious families. Let’s discuss how to solve it.

The goddess, who wrapped herself tightly but could not hide her voluptuous breasts, received the message.

“This event was planned by Legdrin. The person who caused this must take responsibility.”

“It’s responsibility after everyone agreed.”

Legdrin let out a long, deep sigh.

“Especially Gaia. Weren’t you delighted with the birth of the new fairy and recommended it as the main race for this event?”

“Did you know I would end up like this?”

-Understand. Knowing that the father would take his daughter’s side, he created a branch.

“No. Who would have thought that person would be that strong?”

Gaia complained. If John had seen it, he would have drooled, but the insect god and human god were just cold-hearted.

“It’s a replica in the first place. It’s only about 80% of the size of the main body, so why is it so strong? Isn’t getting pregnant a very fraudulent skill?”

“Because it is a morale skill, restrictions were placed. Be grateful that you have prevented reproduction. Otherwise, there would have been thousands of descendants of John.”

-It’s scary to even imagine.

The three developers spoke highly of Johan. The problem is that he valued his abilities as a stallion more highly than his own abilities.

No matter how strong Yohan was, he was not ranked first in the league.

If it had been Johannes Graham’s minion, it would have been highly evaluated, blocking its skills and limiting its power, but it was a disaster caused by the complacent thought that ‘if it were a real fraudulent minion, it would have been number 1 in the rankings.’

-Stop shifting responsibility. This is the place to discuss countermeasures.

“Just nerf it. It’s a replica anyway.”

“Nerfs are natural. Compensation should also be provided to users who have suffered damage.”

“Do we really need to give compensation to those who were weak and couldn’t attack? If you thought it wouldn’t work in the first place, you should have switched to the fairy’s side.”

“That’s why Red Green gets a lot of criticism. The enemy in the first stage is attacking you without even talking to you, so do you have the spirit to switch?”

Legdrin’s eyebrows twitched after hearing the scolding.

“It is reasonable…”

“And if no compensation is given, the gap between the top and bottom ranks widens. We have to strike a balance.”

-Why is the game we made called God Game? Then we decide to weaken Replica and set compensation.

“Okay. Balance is important.”

The three developers put their heads together to calculate the compensation plan. After calling in lower level management and reviewing it, we came up with a pretty good list.

-Other users handle it this way. What should the parties do?

“Of course we have to compensate. As a starter, you get points every time your replica kills an enemy. If you hit a nerf, you won’t get as many points… Can we adjust the multiplier?”

“There is a sub-god in the tentacle spider raid who blocked John’s skills and provided rewards. Call me.”

As Legdrin clapped his hands, a silver-haired Valkyrie appeared. A goddess with a voluptuous body and a beautiful face like a Valkyrie introduced herself.

[hello. I am Apaiviril, in charge of the A-League human race on the outskirts of outer space.]

-You are using an administrator voice filter.

“Sorry. I turned it off.”

-no. It suits me well, so keep using it.

[All right.]

The same goddess, Gaia, stepped forward.

“I want to give a nerf reward to a minion named Johan. The goddess who managed it herself would know better, right? What items does Johan need?”

[Uhm…]

Apaiviril thought hard. The three managers, tired of waiting, deliberated until they had processed about a thousand inquiries, and then cautiously opened their mouths.

[I think providing too many goods will ruin the balance. Johan’s owner, Sophia, has already received a lot of rewards and has accumulated the most points, so she can receive the full list of rewards we have set.]

“Of course. So, we need to provide rewards that cannot be obtained in the current newbie season.”

[I think you only need to provide one skill.]

-I still have the morale skill, so why not give me another one? Some skills wouldn’t even be noticeable, right?

[It can be a skill that does not affect the battle… but Gaia’s permission is required.]

“What is it?”

Apaiviril spoke of the skill. Legdrin frowned.

“Isn’t this a typical trap skill?”

[no. For John, this will be a more satisfying skill than any other skill.]

“If you can convince me of that, I will offer as much as I want. Then, what about Apaiviril?”

Gaia lightly stroked Apaiviril’s wings. The Valkyrie goddess was thrilled by the overflowing vitality.

“If you do your job well, I will help you get promoted.”

[…it’s okay. However, please do not punish me.]

“Punishment? Why would you punish a goddess who has done something meritorious?”

[please…]

“Okay. I promise.”

Apaiviril, who received the goddess’s promise, breathed a sigh of relief. Apiiviril left the conference room and moved towards John.