episode_0126

After finishing my passionate(?) bathing ritual, my phone rang. I dried my body, covered myself with a towel, and quickly came out to answer the phone.

“Oh my, that back is really ugly.”

Lager, seeing that sight, joked in a sly voice.

I felt a bit embarrassed because it was obvious that he was saying this because he wanted to see me embarrassed.

So, I turned to Lager and gave him a look that felt somewhat like a slap in the face, and then I lowered my chest slightly with my towel covering my face and said,

“Is the front not that great?”

I thought I came out strong, but Lager countered with a stronger card.

“What the fuck… . Hey, look at this.”

“Oh my god, why are you showing me that!”

“So what! I’ve already sucked and slurped my cleavage and rubbed it.”

“Please don’t describe it so vulgarly?”

“Why, if it’s good.”

“No!!”

The phone call ended again as we were arguing over who would get what we wanted. “You just wait and see.” After saying that, I ran into the dressing room and got dressed.

No one is really watching, but it would be too weird to walk around naked.

I took out my ultra-fine fleece one-piece dress, put it on, went out to the living room, and checked my missed calls.

“Lina?”

When I tried to call, I heard the phone ringing outside.

‘No, not now… .’

I hurriedly went outside, and sure enough, there was Lina lying on the floor, shaking like a beggar.

“Open the door… . I, I’m so cold. When are you coming? Why are you so late? It’s so cold… .”

“Don’t show off and come in quickly. If you don’t want to get hit.”

“Weather complete.”

I can raise up God with a single word. I can rule over God!

… I put the nonsense aside and brought the guy inside.

“I guess you have some business since you didn’t even eat lunch.”

“You’ve gotten a lot more perceptive, Ale.”

“I was originally good at perceptiveness.”

“Did you talk about me?”

When Lina asked me a question after seeing Lager coming out wearing only a few clothes, I shook my head slightly.

“There’s no need to say anything. I don’t think you’ll be curious.”

“Is that so? Hmm.”

Lina looked at Lager with a subtle smile and introduced herself.

“It’s been a while, Minjisu. I’m sorry I couldn’t keep all my promises.”

“… You, really?”

Lager’s mouth fell open.

It’s surprising. Who else but me would know Bing’s full name?

“Your childhood friend saved the character you planned to kill in the beginning of the story, so I had to act as his body double. Is that okay?”

“No, now is the time to ask if it’s okay… .”

“Anyway. I’m thinking of borrowing your girlfriend. Is that okay?”

Lager approached me with a wary expression on his face and blocked my way, asking,

“Why all of a sudden. What’s going on?”

“It’s not that it’s bad. I just want to get some help from Ale.”

“What help?”

Is there anything I can do to help Lina? I have no idea.

Lina looked at me, who was just peeking out from behind Lager, with a very serious expression on her face.

“Because I want to end this fucking contest. Forever.”

*

Lina sat on the sofa, sipped her beer and began to talk.

… But for your information, all that beer and food were just things I had at home and I just took them out and ate them without permission. Sometimes, I see that he is a true god and doesn’t hesitate to do things that are a bit ‘humanly’ mean.

Ah, I really want to eat some chestnuts.

For now, I decided to endure it since the atmosphere is what it is.

“You know that this contest was originally created for the amusement of the gods, right?”

Lager nodded. He had probably heard this part before.

Lina quickly emptied a can of 500 beer and then went to the fridge to get out more beer.

Chiik, I saw you open the can and gave a soft warning.

“Two for 5,000 won.”

“Give me 4 thousand won.”

“Want to get hit with 4000?”

“If it’s 4 thousand won, it’s 4 dollars, 4 dollars!”

“This fucking beggar.”

Lina, who had been hit in the heart, glared at me with a hurt expression.

“What the hell. You want me to just take a can and drink it without permission?”

“I’ll give you money. Ugh.”

“Cancel the word beggar.”

“Can I pay in installments?”

“I can cut your body into 12 pieces on the spot. And I can do it without interest.”

“Sorry.”

It’s a mess.

Lina sat back down on the sofa with a timid expression and continued talking, sipping her beer.

“I haven’t been able to finish this contest yet. Even if you go by majority rule, you’re still behind, and the gods don’t really feel sorry or anything when they see people dying like that.”

If you can’t gather opinions or appeal to emotions, there’s only one answer.

It is suppression through overwhelming force.

“But in the first place, in a system where people compete with each other, it’s not easy for someone strong enough to devour the universe to emerge. That would go against the purpose of competition.”

“That’s why there are so many conditions attached.”

“No matter how strong it is, it’s a safety device that prevents the author from using it as an attack card at will.”

How many conditions did I have?

First of all, in order to fully unlock the ability, a man must change into someone who has the mind of a woman, and even if that condition is met, he must return to his original world without being able to use it for much.

Rather than going back and living the rest of your life in peace, you must decide to enter the arena of chaos again with the determination to ‘fight for your loved ones until you die.’

And finally, the person who meets all of those conditions and is reborn as an offensive player.

It’s me.

Ale Cloda.

“You don’t want to spend your whole life fighting a war that will never end, do you? ”

Lina had already finished her second beer. When I saw her trying to get up but then sitting back down, I clicked my tongue and took another beer out of the fridge for her.

◦How much is “3?”

“This is a service.”

“Thank you.”

Lina opened the can with a satisfying sizzle.

“As you may have guessed, this is called a contest, but in reality, it’s closer to a battle royale.”

Lina looked at me and asked me.

“So if you help me, I can end this war forever.”

“… … .”

“This is also why I actively helped Lager try to get his friends involved. To put it bluntly… . I used you two. To satisfy my greed. ”

A little luck. And at least some appropriate divine intervention.

Lastly, their strong love for each other.

After confirming that all three were in place, Lina decided to gamble the future of the universe on a childhood friend from Earth 1,937.

“I’m in pain. It’s disgusting that I’m playing with the fact that tens and hundreds of trillions of living beings are being torn apart across the universe. And I feel pathetic that I have no choice but to participate in this contest since the creation of the Earth, because I have no means of stopping it.”

She looks into space and reproaches herself.

And then he looked at me with slightly open eyes and asked me a favor.

“Help me.”

“So that no one dies anymore.”

*

The place we arrived at after following Lina was a mysterious space.

It was an enchanting space, with desks and chairs shining as brightly as stars everywhere, and the floor so sparkling and mysterious as if jewels were flowing, that I didn’t know where to look.

Lina led me to the center with a blank expression.

“This is the chairman’s seat.”

“Can I stand here?”

“You have to speak in the most visible position to look cool.”

As I stood on the speaker’s podium and looked around, I could see at a glance the huge seats that looked like the National Assembly building.

Oh my goodness, I’m here now giving a speech to the gods. Life has been full of ups and downs.

As you click your tongue at the enormous scale, the seats begin to flash and fill one by one.

Numerous gods of the Earth began to take their place.

My heart starts pounding fast.

My breathing became rapid and my mind went blank.

But let’s calm down.

You can do it.

It will be okay. It has to be that way.

Be confident. You can do it.

In this place today.

Ending this crazy battle royale.